Robert, as a fellow member of the Fungi Forums and a member of Team Alpha(a good guy/girl organization), I will help in your plans to stop Bobby. I'll also try to rally together as many members of Team Alpha as I can.
Ah, GiftedGirl, always fighting against Bobby. Because of all your hard work in previous bouts versus Bobby, you get promoted to lieutenant.
Okay! We've got 3 people. And according to GG, we'll be getting even more.
Team A will be devoted to stopping Bobby's evil plan, meaning they'll be going up the castle. It'll consist of Me, The Chef and half of GiftedGirl's army.
Team B will be devoted to rescuing Deezer from Bobby's underground Dungeon labyrinth. It will consist of GiftedGirl, SushieBoy and the other half of GiftedGirl's army.
Here's the plan: I'll take half of GG's army as well as the Chef. The Chef, you and the half of GG's army hide behind the rocks far away from the front door. I'll go up to the front door of Bobby's castle, dressed as a pizza delivery guy, and ring the doorbell. Bobby has a special camera that allows him to see and hear what the person at the door is doing, and he'll be able to speak with him via a video screen. I'll convince him one of his soldiers has ordered a pizza, and he'll let me in. When he does, there will most likely be some of Bobby's minions behind the front door, so we will have to act fast. I’ll use my laser to blow the door off its hinges. That’s the Chef’s cue to lead the army into the castle. Bobby’s minions will start to fight back, and that’s when we’ll break out into a violent fight scene against Bobby’s soldiers. We’ll win, and then we will go up the elevator to Bobby’s inner sanctum.
Team B, you’ll follow a similar strategy. SB, GG and GG’s army will go behind the castle, where there lurks a door leading to the Dungeon labyrinth where Deezer is being held captive. However, it is heavily guarded, so you can’t just waltz up there. GG and her army will stand at a distance far enough so no one can see them. SB, being speshal, will use his stealth skills and knock a guard unconscious, then steal and don his uniform. Making sure nobody sees him, SB will go over to where GG and her army are hiding, then bring them out to the door. SB will lie to one of the guards standing at the door and say that he found GG and her army ready to assault Bobby’s castle, and that he now has to put them in the Dungeon. The guard will open the door for you, allowing you to get in. Once you’re in, GG will lead a search party to find Deezer.
Now that I’ve said my plan, it’s time to get moving! Everyone in Team B, go initiate your plan. Everyone in team A, follow me!
(To be continued whenever I feel like it).
