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Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #9825 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:12:39 AM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on August 13, 2009, 07:52:47 AM

It's just a patent, but... man, I don't know...

It reminds me of a toilet.

On that note, why not patent a combination gaming chair and toilet so gamers no longer have to get up to do their business?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9826 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:50:15 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on August 13, 2009, 07:52:47 AM

A screenshot from the XBLA game “Fenak Village Story”. Hmm...

Incorrectamundo - that's an "Indie Game", which have about as much control over them as YouTube i.e., anyone can put anything they make up there as long as there's not xtreme copyright violation.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on August 13, 2009, 09:12:39 AM

On that note, why not patent a combination gaming chair and toilet so gamers no longer have to get up to do their business?

Those already exist man. Here's the one I use (got it at GameStop).

nensondubois · « **Reply #9827 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:33:09 PM »

penguinwizard · « **Reply #9828 on:** August 13, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #9829 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:24:56 PM »

I bought a a 16-gigabyte iPod Nano at Costco today. After giving the clerk the oversized cardboard voucher required to redeem the device, she billed us for an appropriate $198.97... and then mistakenly handed me a 120-gigabyte iPod Classic, worth about $300, instead of a Nano. After momentarily contemplating taking advantage of the error and leaving with it, my conscience kicked in and I alerted the clerk of her mistake.

I left that store with a 16-gig iPod and a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Later my dad said that I should've taken the Classic because Apple makes too much money anyway. This begs the question: What would YOU have done, TMK?

WarpRattler · « **Reply #9830 on:** August 13, 2009, 11:43:37 PM »

Not bought an iPod. Duh.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #9831 on:** August 14, 2009, 07:00:07 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on August 13, 2009, 11:24:56 PM

I bought a a 16-gigabyte iPod Nano at Costco today. After giving the clerk the oversized cardboard voucher required to redeem the device, she billed us for an appropriate $198.97... and then mistakenly handed me a 120-gigabyte iPod Classic, worth about $300, instead of a Nano. After momentarily contemplating taking advantage of the error and leaving with it, my conscience kicked in and I alerted the clerk of her mistake.

I left that store with a 16-gig iPod and a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Later my dad said that I should've taken the Classic because Apple makes too much money anyway. This begs the question: What would YOU have done, TMK?

WWWD. What Would Weegee Do?

Glorb · « **Reply #9832 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:11:36 PM »

Weegee you are a massive dumb***.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9833 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:39:47 PM »

Glorb: Bails on a straight-up handjob offer

Weegee: Forfeits a $100 iPod upgrade

What TMKer will screw themselves next?

Glorb · « **Reply #9834 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:47:38 PM »

Hey buddy, it wasn't straight-up. There were strings attached.

I will be disappointed in whoever doesn't make a "straight-up" joke.

Luigison · « **Reply #9835 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:51:26 PM »

Sorry to let you down. I'll try to do a better job next time.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #9836 on:** August 14, 2009, 07:19:13 PM »

Quote from: Luigison on August 14, 2009, 04:51:26 PM

Sorry to let you down. I'll try to do a better job next time.

BriGuy92 · « **Reply #9837 on:** August 14, 2009, 08:09:39 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #9838 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:46:06 PM »

Speaking of screwups...

Glorb · « **Reply #9839 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:53:48 PM »

Darren's biggest screwup is thinking that brown spiky hair and turning into a wolf are "unfailingly cool".