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« on: September 23, 2004, 08:13:24 PM »
Ok, what I am working at right here is the biggest list of annoying things, habits, or people ever. What I have so far:


-When you're on an airplane and that freakin' baby won't shut up!
-When they cheat you at restaurants by filling your glass up with more ice than whatever you ordered
-When people breathe into the microphone (grrrrrr...)
-One word: SPLASHBACKS
-When somebody is talking to you and if you try to take a step back they take a step foward so that their feet are almost touching yours
-How on AIM you have to ask people if they're being sarcastic cauz it's usually hard to tell
-those paper-thin PB&J sandwiches that u buy out of the vending machines)
-anybody who thinks sean paul can actually sing!
-people who hate everything except for rap

Please, please, please add on!

Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

TEM

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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2004, 08:48:27 PM »
You can buy peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches out of vending machines?

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2004, 09:41:05 PM »
One word: SIBLINGS.

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MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2004, 09:54:39 PM »
- People that repeatedly post dumb stuff

Markio

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2004, 11:46:46 PM »
-Stupid memories that won't leave me alone!
-When people talk about me behind my back and I can hear.
-Being the last to find out about things
-killing
-war
-hatred
-My brother's computer.  Like I said, "Horrible, horrible keyboard."

And for the last time, I already know that hating hatred is contradictory, so you don't have to say it again!  Plus, I'm saying that hatred drives me nuts.

Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2004, 09:28:47 AM »
-When little kids come to my house and ask where the L and R buttons are on the controllers
-How SSBM calls Super Mario World Yoshi's Island (twice)
-When I forget to pre-record my favorite show on TV on Saturdays (take a guess what that is)
-When people bash the GameCube for no DVD player
-The fact that I could be the last human on Earth who still likes the Mario Party series
-How long my Easy Bake oven takes to cook things (gosh darnit!)
-When I post a reply somewhere and everyone leaves (like here probably)
-When people get annoyed by me


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/23/2004 7:09:17 AM
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The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2004, 12:41:05 PM »
- whenever I turn my computer off, it does the error ding right before the logoff sound

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2004, 12:41:56 PM »
- That local radio station that plays crappy music like Rap, Pop, and crappy Rock
- Rap Music in general
- George W. Bush
- John Kerry
- People who don't realize that the console wars have ended
- Stupid Patriots who only realized that USA was a good country AFTER 9/11
- People who claim that they'll kill Osama when they have no military or fighting experience at all and think Osama is a frail muslim who couldn't take a punch
- Viacom (Nickelodeon, SpikeTV, MTV, they just really really suck to me)
- Stereotypical jerks who think fat people just eat all day

Er, I think that's it.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2004, 04:13:58 PM »
Yes. When my family and I were in Disney World, the Disney peoples' idea of a pb&j was a "piece of pb and jelly" (which looked and had the consistency of a piece of American cheese) inside of a thin piece of pida bread
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2004, 04:18:42 PM »
Ah, thought of two more:

-When people talk to you on the phone while eating something (especially annoying if it's crunchy)
-Those faucets that only shoot the water out while your hand is pushing on the button.
-People who get offended by dumb blonde jokes

Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2004, 06:16:24 PM »
-My brother
-Movies that look cool but turn out to be stupid (like the Metroid movie might)
-When my computer freezes and after I turn it off and on it tells me how to do it right next time
-Guns that recoil
-The fact that I can't play Mario music anymore because my keyboard is broken (kazoo aint that great)
-Waiting for Sapphira to update her awesome story
-Trying to think of things that drive me nuts
-Nuts


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/27/2004 8:40:38 AM
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2004, 11:00:37 PM »
People who wisper for no reason.
People getting up in my face.
People who yell for no reason, people who will not speak to you unless you maintain eye contact (I spend most of my conversations drawing).
Waiting in lines.
Bad soundalikes, which brings me to:
Crappy Disney sequels.
Those little armbands with the spikes on them that people wear because Avril Lavigne does it. (no offense intended to Miss Lavigne or her fans)
Teenage actors who play in Disney made-for-TV movies, that later go on to record albums and get filthy rich.
Chalk. I hate it.
Chalkboards. I hate them too, but for a different reason.
People who squeak their chalk on their chalkboards.
Shool assignments on weekends or vacations.
People who say, "No, seriously dude! My controller is plugged in wrong!"
People who lose your memory card when you let them borrow it.
Dialup.
lack of closure.
Stupid sequels that result in lack of closure.
Two part episodes of the show you only get to watch like, once a month.
Websites that say "last updated on September 3, 2000".
The messages on these sites that say "I think I'll have a lot more time to work on the site now."
LoL, and other chatroom lingo. I'm almost completely chatroom illiterate.
bad television adaptions of good books.
radio stations that have a burned CD of the top 20 songs, put it on shuffle, and let it play ten times.
Good songs that get REAL old when you play them too much.
Most pop music (not all of it, and nobody specifically)
Delayed videogame release dates.
Technology that I can't understand how to use (computers, cell phones, VCRs, ect...)
Hard manual labor. I'm a lazy wimp.
When my friends get a little too rough and begin kicking each other (and me) in the groin for entertainment.
Angst poetry.
Angst prose.
Bad language. Particularly around children, whom I have discovered, do indeed pick up on those four letter words.
People who pop their gum.
People who shoot spit wads.
People behind you who kick your seat.
The voices in almost any game that has been translated from Japanese. If I can, I just put it on Japanese language with English subtitles.
Knit-pickingly methodical room cleaners. I swear I've seen someone find one thing wrong with their shelf of stuffed animals or sports trophies, and rerarrange them altogether until it's been properly feng-shui'd.
Public restrooms.
Leg-humping dogs.
French food. I just don't get it, I guess.
peoplen who drive theri cars around in circles in the parking lot of Wal-mart, or the mall, with their bass turned up.

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Deezer

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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2004, 11:36:49 PM »

  • When "its" is used instead of "it's" and vice-versa.
  • When "your" is used instead of "you're" and vice-versa.
  • When people put an apostrophe in every word that that ends in "S".
  • When people talk during movies.
  • When people lean on my chair while I am sitting in a chair that swivels/reclines.
  • When people get fingerprints on my CDs / DVDs / GC discs (the data sides, of course).
  • When people don't take care of CDs / DVDs / GameCube/PlayStation/XBox discs and then wonder why they don't work.
  • Windows 98.
  • People who drive like they just sat on a cactus.
  • The futility of Chicago sports teams in general.
  • Every time I eat at someone else's house, their dogs are all up in my face and slobbering on me like they haven't eaten in weeks.
  • The spacebars on every Gateway keyboard in my college's labs.
  • Internet Explorer.
  • Message boards where everyone has a huge image in their signature.
  • Macy Gray's voice.
  • David Gray's head.

Edited by - Deezer on 9/25/2004 10:43:30 PM


« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2004, 05:35:31 AM »
~Hilary Duff (she can't sing and she definatly can't act)
~waiting for games to come out
~My best friend almost always needing help with her games from me and then telling people that she is so much better then me
~pop-ups
~my little neigbor kid coming over and only wanting to play sport games and then screwing up the controller
~when you ask to go to the bathroom and teachers say "I don't know, CAN you go to the bathroom?"
~reality TV
~the fact that both of my younger brothers have a GBASP and I don't
~Mario Party games
~WHen my friends dog follows me and shoves his head into my bag
~when my friend complains non-stop about how PS2 doesn't have any Mario games and I have to tell him to get a gamecube
~rap
~siblings
~when people talk about me behind my back
~when people talk about me in front of my face
~when people use slang and I don't know what they are saying
I am who I am, and if ya don''t like it then ya better get over it :P

Koopaslaya

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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2004, 09:33:22 AM »
~Physical Education Homework and written assignments
~Annoying people
~Fund-Raisers
~Telemarketers
~People who work for Tech support, but I sadly know mnore then them
~Games that are impossibly hard to figure out so you just give up
~The genie in Aladin
~Rich people who have over $500,000,000
~Regis Philbin
~"Is that ya' fnal ansa'?"
~the Price is Right after Rod died
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