Things That Drive Me Nuts

[Luigison]

- An '03 Honda Civic Hybrid
- A 2000 Ford Mustang Convertable

I some times drive me nuts around in other things, but those are used most often.

- People that attempt clever replies.  I guess that means I drive myself nuts.

[Vidgmchtr]

That post made me laugh.

- My sister
- Yellow Cars
- Disney Channels
- Disney Movies (Unless they were made with Pixar)
- Disney Sequels
- People who say "Everything but Rap sucks" and try to act Gangsta, when they live in the Suburbs and couldn't last 4 minutes on the streets at night.
- People who think Tupac is still alive (He's dead, GET OVER IT)
- People who continue to swear in a place even after they're told not to *cough*Frozen-Solid*cough*

[Sqrt2]

-people blowing cigarrete smoke in my face.
-people saying one thing and then doing another.

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.

[TEM]

~- Badly made, straight-to-video sequels of good movies.

~- People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures.

~- Dutch People.

Egg Power

[Chupperson Weird]

~ "Definately"
~ My brother singing along with every song on the radio
~ People who purposely do badly on video games (or other things for that matter)
~ This topic

[NintendoExpert89]

- Kids who complain "Are you serious?!" whenever a teacher allots an assignment.
- My computer
- People who program viruses, adware, spyware, etc.
- Pop-ups that glitch so you have to shut down all your open browsers
- Nickelodeon (they air television's most retarded shows)
- Disney movies after 1999
- Bostonians (they won't SHUT UP about "how the Yankees suck")
- People who bring obnoxious children into movies ("MOMMY! I WANT CANDY!")
- "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
- The kids in my Chemistry class who think the shape of a bubble wand will alter the shape of the bubble itself
- The fact that all commercials have to depict men as idiots in some way, i.e. Domino's Pizza commercials
- EMachines
- People who say "I'm just bein' gansta" as an excuse for being brainless retards
- 'Manos' the Hands of Fate
- The Cat in the Hat movie
- People who insist Luigi can be found in Super Mario 64
- The "L is Real" rumor (GET OVER IT, PEOPLE)
- Drunken people who run about the streets yelling at night
- Spammers
- People who cheat during tests
- People who run red lights and stop signs
- Franklin the turtle
- Osama Bin Laden
- People who have lazy eye
- The Cramp Twins
- Hilary Duff
- Michael Jackson
- Adam Sandler
- The woman I saw eating gulping butter out of a tub
- Tourists
- Theodore Roosevelt's smile
- Movie sequels that don't have ANY of the original movie's cast (ie: Home Alone 3, Beethoven 3,4,5...)
- Directors who misread the demands for movie sequels (ie: Baby Geniuses 2)
- Movies with two or more plot holes
- 30-year-old people who fail to use a spell-check in documents
- Every instance with a cat in an [animated] movie needs to cough up a hairball
- Family Circus, Marmaduke, Blondie, and Garfield comic strips
- People who say "Final answer?" after asking you a question
- The Male Enhancement commercials
- Cheating AI

Romance is for the weak-minded.

[Vidgmchtr]

- My younger sister when she talks on the phone all day and blasts that crappy MTV channel (I go and blast my music when she does)
- This whole Yankees vs. Red Sox thing
- Baseball in general
- That bad taste you get in your mouth in the morning when you wake up

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

-How my collee dog always rams his humonguos snout into my croutch when I come home
-The shows of Cramp Twins and Winx Club instead of two more episodes of Sonic X
-Funnies that talk about controversial topics
-Akward-shaped heavy things that are hard to carry (like vacuum cleaners)
-Election commercials, even with the candidate I like
-The broken systems at the game kiosk in my Kmart and the fact that no one ever tries to fix them (the GC controller has been broken forever)
-Kids who abuse or lose their nintendo systems
-When I hit standby on my computer and it freezes
-The castle levels of SMB: Lost Levels
-Questions in schoolwork that don't make sense
-Sun glare when you drive late in the evening
-The characters in Star Fox who always whine about you helping them while you're getting killed and that they never try to help you
-My game rental store that charges $5 for games, hardly purchases any GC games compared to the other systems, screws up my reservations, and never uses their $1.50-movie monday deal on holidays or the summer


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/27/2004 9:09:58 AM

[Red Paratroopa]

-Home Alone 4 (At least Home Alone 3 had different characters played by different actors instead of the same characters played by different actors. Oh, and the plot sucked.)
-When the girl I love talks about cute guys right in front of me
-Waking up when I don't want to
-When I'm visiting people in another state and they ask me where I go to school
-The fact that no one likes the homecoming dance
-The fact that I'm not omnipotent
And finally,
-That Spiked Goomba that jumps out at you at the beginning of Paper Mario

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 9/27/2004 3:00:12 PM

[Trainman]

"I some times drive me nuts around in other things, but those are used most often."

Luigison; that didn't sound right....

I don't wanna say what bugs me. I don't wanna type. My tendons are freakin swollen from typing so much a few inches below my wrist. AAAAAAH, it hurts.

Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile

I want you... Only you

[Popple]

-unnecessary blank spaces
-Hyphens
-That one guy... Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about.
-edits

Edited by - Popple on 9/27/2004 4:42:15 PM

[Luigison]

Trainman, it wasn't supposed to sound "right".  It was meant to be funny.  Not LOL funny, but "That crazy Luigison" funny.

[boomstix]

These are the ones that you guys came up with that I agree with/think is funny. If this topic continues to be active, I will update this list of mine every so often.
P.S I edited a few of them

-When you're on an airplane and that freakin' baby won't shut up!
-When they cheat you at restaurants by filling your glass up with more ice than whatever you ordered
-When people breathe into the microphone (grrrrrr...)
-People who say “w/e” too much
-One word: SPLASHBACKS
-When somebody is talking to you and if you try to take a step back they take a step forward so that their feet are almost touching yours
-How on AIM you have to ask people if they're being sarcastic
-Those paper-thin PB&J sandwiches that come in packages and that you buy out of vending machines
-Anybody who thinks Sean Paul can actually sing!
-How long my Easy Bake oven takes to cook things (gosh darnit!)
-When people talk to you on the phone while eating something (especially annoying if it's a carrot)
-Those faucets that only shoot the water out while your hand is pushing on the button.
-People who get offended by dumb blonde jokes
-People who whisper for no reason.
-Those little armbands with the spikes on them that people wear because Avril Lavigne does it.     (no offense intended to Miss Lavigne or her fans)
-When people walk up to you and are like “You just got a haircut!” Oh, really?!?
-Teenage actors who play in Disney made-for-TV movies, that later go on to record albums and get filthy rich.
-People who like the Packers for the sole reason that everybody else hates them.
-People who say “That was stupid” when you tell a joke that was meant to be stupid.
-Chalk. I hate it.
-Chalkboards.
-People who squeak their chalk on their chalkboards.
-People who hate certain music or songs just because of the person who wrote them *ahem Michael Jackson ahem*
-Bad television adaptions of good books (like the Disney movie “Maniac Magee”)
-Good songs that get REAL old when you play them too much
-People who drive like they just sat on a cactus
-When you ask if you can go to the bathroom and teachers say "I don't know, CAN you go to the bathroom?"
-People who say "everything but Rap sucks" and try to act ‘gangsta’, when they live in the suburbs and couldn't last 5 minutes on the streets at night
-The Cat in the Hat movie
-The Family Circus comic
-That one guy... Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about.
-Trying to think of things that drive me nuts


Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Edited by - boomstix on 9/27/2004 6:58:21 PM

[Lizard Dude]

Ooo ooo I got more!

-People who always ask me what I'm playing, even though they know nothing about PC or console games and will never buy one in their life
-People who call computer games "video games"
-People who wear 1-Up Mushroom shirts or Zelda shirts but don't know what a GameCube is

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

[NintendoExpert89]

- Teenage girls who have no volume control in a library
- People who only go to the library just to use the computers
- Retarded Middle School kids
- People who hate the Gamecube but can't debate the issue
- Planet's Funniest Animals (Dogs dressed like dolls and cats pushing objects around AREN'T FUNNY)
- Bob Saget (DIE MORON DIE)

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 9/27/2004 8:08:32 PM