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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2004, 09:19:54 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

boomstix

« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2004, 02:24:21 PM »
Nintendoexpert, for some reason I think you went to the library recently.

Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2004, 04:04:21 PM »
I find that ironic because I work in one.

Romance is for the weak-minded.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2004, 05:13:39 PM »
~- When stupid people say stupid things and there is nothing I can do about it.

~- Not being able to fly or something cool like that.

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boomstix

« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2004, 08:57:54 PM »
I find it impressive that you have such a level of forgiveness with teenage girls with no volume control

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

GiftedGirl

« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2004, 09:23:18 AM »
Here are mine:

-The fact that I have 2 remotes for my TV and VCR and can't keep track of either of them.
-Insane Clown Posse.
-People who say they eat guinea pigs.
-People who call guinea pigs "cavies". I mean, what's the diff?!
-Bagworms.
-People who fling bagworms at me.(yuck!)
-People saying Shadow's dead. He can't be dead!!!
-Brandon Dawson.
-Dr Eggman, aka EGGHEAD!!!
-Locker combinations.
-Toejam.
-Eyegoop.
-Yu Gi Oh!

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"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Lizard Dude

« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2004, 11:34:12 AM »
I'd tend to agree that Shadow is not dead because I've played Sonic Heroes. ;)

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2004, 03:08:19 PM »
He better not be dead!  He's way too cool.  Speaking of Sonic... that brings me to my next list!

- The Rail Canyon levels in Sonic Heroes (I'm terrible at those)
- Nose bleeds
- Shaving cream
- Shaving cuts
- Shaving by itself
- Autumn time when legions of lady bugs attack my house (inside and out)
- The stupid new show Boo-bah! which is a lame copy of the awesome show Telletubbies
- Kids who constantly hurt themselves and cry (yeah, I have a little trouble with kids :))
- "Sexy" commercials
- Trying to find Mario Party 2 and 3 midis on the internet
- Food that gets stuck in your teeth and/or takes forever to swallow
- People and things that say "and/or"
- Drive-thru speakers ("What?  Huh?  What didja say?  I can't understand you!")
- "I'm Lovin' It!" (r)


"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/29/2004 7:38:51 PM
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The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2004, 07:45:21 PM »
-People who actually ENJOY the Teletubbies, probably one of the most horrible shows made by the BBC
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

boomstix

« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2004, 07:57:24 PM »
The weirdest entry so far has been:
"Rich people who have over $500,000,000".

Where did you get five-hundred million?
Do rich people who have $499,999,999 not drive you nuts?

Well, whatever. Anyway, I got three more:

-People who excessively think out loud
-Stupid “fill-in-the-bubble” tests where the teacher tells you just how to fill in the bubbles EVERY SINGLE YEAR. How stupid do they think we are?
-Those almost-not-possibly annoying sounds that people program to go off every time they log on, log off, or IM you.


How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

Trainman

  • Bob-Omg
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2004, 08:32:25 PM »
Here's one:

-Moderators that instantly close topics if they know it's a "bad fungi" from the past who made it, but it's a perfectly legitimate thread that violates absolutely no rules whatsoever.

Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile

I want you... Only you
Formerly quite reasonable.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2004, 10:13:08 PM »
- Making tests.
- Being required by state law to read the directions on tests that tell students for the umpthteenth time how to fill-in-the-bubbles.
- Grading tests.
- Teaching to the middle.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2004, 10:57:35 PM »
Oh man. Taking the Iowa Basics exams every other year or whatever in grade school drove me nutso. The boringest days of my life. If you take the last time you were bored and multiply it by a hundred thousand, that's how boring it was. It was so boring, if I was allowed to doze off, the sheep I'd be counting would be bored. So anyway, it was really boring.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2004, 11:17:36 PM »
Hey! I love "i'm lovin' it"! It's so horribly funny and gramatically terrifying!

Luigison's bubble filling response was hahaha.

MisterFantastic4's guitar riff logon is teh 1337!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2004, 02:42:26 PM »
Who is MisterFantastic4?

Egg Power
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