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Markio

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« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2006, 08:50:44 PM »
Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I'm not Luigi.

Bowser: I'm not Bowser.

Peach: I'm not Peach.

Daisy: I'm not Daisy.

Wario: I'm not Wario.

Waluigi: I'm not Waluigi.

Yoshi: I'm not Yoshi.

I swear, they'd most likely never ever say those lines. EVER.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

BP

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« Reply #91 on: October 03, 2006, 12:28:52 AM »
Popple: Oh, excuse me? I'm terribly sorry, I DID know that this object was incredibly valuable but I didn't know it was yours. Here you go.

Stuffwell: Okay, let's get back to this adventure now.

Geno: I don't get it.

Mario: Actually, I didn't need that.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Pt_Peach

« Reply #92 on: October 03, 2006, 06:31:56 AM »
Mario: You use me Peach! For God's sake, you won't even marry me!

Peach: That's because you're a no good, do-it-for-the-money, greedy plumber!

Mario: Hey! The money I get is good!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

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« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2006, 07:59:08 PM »
Mario: The Mario/Sonic comedy hour was filmed before a live studio audience.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #94 on: October 04, 2006, 12:43:44 AM »
Popple: Rookie? But that's a mean name! Why would I say something like that? And 'see'? That is so cliche.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Kojinka

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« Reply #95 on: October 04, 2006, 06:27:32 AM »
Fawful: *speaking in proper English*

Cackletta: *sings* I feel pretty, oh so pretty.  I feel pretty and witty and bright!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

SushieBoy

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« Reply #96 on: October 07, 2006, 05:25:34 PM »
Mario: Think i'll let Bowser kidnap Peach today.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Jman

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« Reply #97 on: October 07, 2006, 06:58:58 PM »
Mario: Oh no...another marathon of DIC cartoons!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #98 on: October 09, 2006, 06:48:55 PM »
Yoshi: I'M FULLLLL!!!!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Jman

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« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2006, 02:24:52 PM »
Bowser: You ain't never gonna escape this time, Peach!

Peach: Ain't never?  That's a double negative!  Grammar Grammar Grammar!  I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you an "F!"  *writes an "F" on Bowser's forehead.*

Bowser: *whispering*  My folks are gonna kill me!

Guess the reference!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

The Chef

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« Reply #100 on: October 10, 2006, 05:33:00 PM »
(Wasn't the "F" thing from Animaniacs?)

Jman

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« Reply #101 on: October 10, 2006, 07:32:00 PM »
Yep.  I just watched that episode last night.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Tingrio

« Reply #102 on: October 15, 2006, 04:53:58 PM »
Toadsworth: Do a barrel roll!!

Luigi: Mario, I'm not your brother!

Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Toad

« Reply #103 on: October 15, 2006, 09:15:51 PM »
Toad: Thank you Princess!

But our Mario is in another Castle!


Thank you Castle!

But.. did I just thank the Castle??
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Jman

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« Reply #104 on: October 16, 2006, 09:13:05 PM »
Luigi: I've been living in Mario's shadow for too dang long!  I swear I'm going to Hollywood to audition for the next great sitcom!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.
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