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« Reply #120 on: October 29, 2006, 04:33:41 PM »
Mario: Luigi, I'm in the process of becoming gay.

Luigi: Do these pants make me look fat?

Peach: I think i'll lock Toadsworth in the closet tonight.

Toad: I'm a SUPERHERO!!!

Toadette: Toad sucks.
My sister is a...(insert threat here)

« Reply #121 on: October 29, 2006, 04:38:54 PM »
Eely-Mouth: I think I'll brush my teeth now.

Bowser Jr.: Mario, I LOVE YOU!!!

Goomba: I DESTROYED MARIO!!

Goober Bloober: I need to blow my nose!

Boo: I think I'll stop the scare business.

Wario: And what would you like for Christmas, boy?

Waluigi: I just bought Luigi's Mansion!

Geno: I want to be a real boy!

Daisy: Okay, I'll be quiet.

Bowser: I admit that I'm asexual.

My sister is a...(insert threat here)

Kojinka

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« Reply #122 on: October 29, 2006, 05:17:36 PM »
Mario: I'm-a going on a diet.

(If you've seen any of the old cartoons you'd know that that is something Mario would NEVER say)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #123 on: October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM »
PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #124 on: October 30, 2006, 12:57:57 PM »
Mario: It's not-a me!

Bowser: (talking to mario on the phone) Hey how 'bout we go play some baseball tomorrow and then split a pizza?

Princess Toadstool: Save me Wario!
I see poop.

The Chef

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« Reply #125 on: October 30, 2006, 06:55:36 PM »
PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

You're a Mario character?

« Reply #126 on: October 30, 2006, 07:18:17 PM »
Technically, Paper Luigi is a Mario character.

(And I think one or 2 members have  spoken as Mario characters in this topic anyway.)
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kojinka

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« Reply #127 on: October 30, 2006, 09:44:23 PM »
The Mushroom Mage: (Whatever I would never say, she'd never say cause she's based on me)

Tashio: I don't think Mario is my real father.  Give me a hug, Papa Bowser!
(Tashio is a character I made up, who is the son of Mario and Peach)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

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« Reply #128 on: October 31, 2006, 04:27:44 PM »
Goomba: WORLD DOMINATION!!

Jman

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« Reply #129 on: October 31, 2006, 04:39:46 PM »
Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa!  Try to take over Bowser's castle!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #130 on: October 31, 2006, 05:05:06 PM »
Bowser: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. But if you knew just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Kojinka

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« Reply #131 on: October 31, 2006, 08:53:21 PM »
Bowser would definitely say that, Toad.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

SushieBoy

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« Reply #132 on: November 01, 2006, 02:37:21 PM »
Toad: Thanks for nothing mario!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #133 on: November 01, 2006, 05:14:21 PM »
Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa!  Try to take over Bowser's castle!

Best line ever.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

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« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2006, 07:56:46 AM »
Luigi: I'm a-Luigi number two.
AA fanboy and proud!

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