Author Topic: Lemony Nintendo's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Read 2923 times)

Zachary · « **on:** February 21, 2005, 08:24:27 PM »

Sorry :( I'll have to start tomorrow it's my bedtime

Suffix · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2005, 10:30:53 PM »

...Good night. Isn't there something like this already? Why not just revive it? Even if it's spelled incorrectly.

Zachary · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2005, 04:08:51 PM »

Well...that one was a ripp off!

Zachary · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2005, 04:49:03 PM »

Chapter:1 The Bad Beggining...

Well this is the way the horrible misfortune of the Marios' starts...

On a dark seashore...

Well this is where it all starts...

Introduction:

standing on the dark bay is the shadow of the eldest of the Marios,Mario.And of course the middle of the Marios,Luigi.Then there is the smallest of the Marios,Toad

Toadsworth comes by

Toadsworth:Sorry to say this but,it seems that your parents have recently died from a fire accident!

Mario,Luigi,and Toad start to cry

Toadsworth:But i do have you a new gardian for you i think her name is...Kammy Koopa

Mario:That can't be right!

Luigi:But why would you give us to that old koopa?She's evil!

Toadsworth:This is another Kammy

Toad:Whatever!

Toadsworth:Please children i know you're sad about your parents death but i've been in charge of giving you new home and i have to give you to the hands(which are very dirty!)of Kammy Koopa

Mario(whispering to Luigi):i still think it's the same Kammy we have fought before.

Luigi(whispering to Mario):me too!

Toad:Unh-Hu!

Toadsworth:Taxi!Taxi!

Taxi comes to them

Taxi driver:Where would you like to go?

Toadsworth:The Koopa Mansion.

Taxi Driver:Are you sure you want to go there?

Toadsworth:Yes,yes,yes!

Taxi Driver:Fine you're the one who wants to go!But i'll have to go 1 mile before the Mansion.

Toadsworth:Why?

Taxi Driver:(dodges question)

Toadsworth:There it is!Just about 2 miles.

Taxi Driver:1 mile!This is as far as i'm going(throws them out)

To Be Continued...

Suffix · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2005, 06:10:20 PM »

The spacebar is your friend.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2005, 06:19:34 PM »

ummm, close this maybe?

Suffix · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2005, 06:25:41 PM »

It hasn't gone that far.

Zachary · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2005, 06:32:05 PM »

Why do you want to close it?...and do you like it or not?

Suffix · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2005, 06:41:41 PM »

It doesn't expand upon itself properly. Use the spacebar, and tell a story. This isn't BORED, mind you, and actions (here) are outlined with asterisks.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2005, 05:11:20 PM »

Edited by - Luigi #98 on 2/23/2005 3:15:52 PM

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2005, 05:12:31 PM »

Hey, it's just the beginnig. We should probably give him a little bit more time and it will probably get better once it gets past the beginning. but he's right about the space. use it at the end of your sentances.

Zachary · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2005, 06:02:12 PM »

Chapter 1 part 2 The Bad Beggining...

Toadsworth:Ahem,Well there is you're new home.

Mario:This is creepy!

Luigi:I know!

Toad:Please don't make us go!!!!!!

Toadsworth:Well i guess we can arrange plans.

(An old lady walks by and stops.)

Old lady:Well hi!You must be the Marios

Mario:Yes this is the old Kammy Koopa we know about!

Toadsworth:You must be Kammy

Kammy:Yes,I am.

Lemony:Before i go on with the story i would like to point something out it's that Kammy the ersatz -Ersatz means pretending to be something else-gaurdian was disguised as a...car repair person.

Toadsworth:Well i'll be leaving.Bye!

Kammy:Well good bye!hahahahaahahahahhahaha

Toadsworth:What's so funny?

Kammy:I just thought of the funniest joke!

Toadsworth:May i hear it?

Kammy:Ummm...er...urrrr.............................................................................................................. .......................................................................................Why'd the Orphans come to an evil koopa?

Toadsworth:...

Kammy:To Die!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaha

Toadsworth:...
Bye!
(gets into a taxi and leaves)

Mario,Luigi,AND Toad:(GULP!)

Kammy:hehehehehhehehehehehe!Let's go to my place and have some tea.

To Be Continued...