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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2005, 02:21:17 PM »
Since Wario was so large, they had some problems getting his cascket into the ground.  They shoved and shoved, until Peach finally rammed his cascket and it fell into the pit, "Eat that ya dirty freak!" she cried.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

BP

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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2005, 04:33:35 PM »
Then Bird Person laughed at the last post by The Blue Toad so much that he died and they had a double funeral. But then he rose from the grave and my zombie went on the loose, indestructible and unable to be killed!!!

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2005, 05:14:58 PM »
People at the funeral skittered away in terror of the somewhat dirty figure of "Bird Person," who laughed and made strange noises. Horrors of horrors-- Birds everywhere within a 50 mile radius gathered, perched, and glared from his feet and outstretched arms.

Edited by - Suffix on 5/13/2005 4:27:00 PM

« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2005, 02:14:34 AM »
And then they pecked him to pieces, and Bird Person was dead once again. But, Mario had realised the marshmallows he had eaten were bits of Mallow! (Blech.)

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2005, 01:05:39 PM »
Then Mario woke up, but didn't realize that he was sleepwalking to Peach's Castle. Some shady men in beat-up leather suits ran into Mario.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2005, 04:54:16 PM »
"PArdon my bumping," Mario said politely.  But he noticed that a star dropped out of the shady guy's leather coat!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

BP

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« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2005, 09:51:08 AM »
It was the 121st Power Star to the castle, which unlocks Luigi. But Mario didn't really care, so he left Luigi in a locked room in the castle with a cake.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Suffix

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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2005, 03:45:52 PM »
Luigi ate the cake in little or no time. "There's got to be a way out of here somehow..." he mumbled in the dim light.

« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2005, 03:44:44 PM »
Luigi then started to sleep when Ben Stein came into the room somehow. He placed five-thousand dollars of his money next to Luigi.
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2005, 05:39:44 PM »
Luckily, there was a change machine in the locked room, so Luigi made some bills into coins. Using fireballs to melt the coins, he sculpted a key.

How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Suffix

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« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2005, 06:27:37 PM »
"Free at last!" Luigi set off to give Mario a piece of his mind concerning small, dank rooms.

...Explode x 10 or something!

BP

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« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2005, 09:59:16 PM »
Luigi then restyled his mustache to look like Mario's and put on one of Mario's caps and a red shirt. Looking just like a slightly taller version of Mario, he locked up the real mario in the same room with NO cake and went off to pretend to be him.

Oh, mom, you''re back already! Well, before you say anything, the reason I didn''t do my chores was because a really huge bird came and laid an egg in front of my bedroom door so I couldn''t get out, but luckily the egg hatched and the bird ran away a second ago, giving me enough time to clean up the shell before you got home! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2005, 11:35:25 PM »
And that was a good idea until people wondered where Luigi was. Luigi knew he had to invent a story, so he simply said- "Luigi's dead."

Evil Luigi: Mario... I am your brother!
Mario: ... Duh! I know that! Well, if you''re not Luigi anymore, I guess I''ll have to take you down!
(EVIL-Luigi, off NC Comix)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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