Proulouge
The Koopa of the roses' Thorns
In Bowser Badlands (known as the Koopa Kingdom to others) twenty miles west of Koopa City lies a mountain with sharp jagged spikes on it's slopes. There is a cave at it's south end that two lone chain-chomps guard. At the top of the mountain, there is a large castle (not owned by Bowser) that looks eerie. They call this place by many names such as Mt. Flamegoma or Holiday Heck, but it's real name is Mt. Misery.
In one of the highest rooms on the seventh floor is where the castle's owner is. This room had a bright pink carpet, dark purple walls, a four-post bed with purple bed sheets, a exqusite nightstand next to the bed, two large windows on the two sides next to the bed and a large red door just three feet from the bed.
There was a koopa in the bed sleeping with long black hair and a pink shell. She also wore a rainbow sweater and purple sweatpants. Her name is Yanting Osirus who is Bowser's best mage in his army. She was also one of Bowser's top admirals.
Yanting was sleeping soundly in the bed, but a few minutes later, she was in a nightmare. This caused her to toss and turn in the real world (or in this case the real Plit since Plit is where Mario games mainly take place according to sources).
In the nightmare, Yanting was running away from a robotic version of Mario that was one-hundred feet tall. She didn't known where she was, but she could tell it was nighttime in that nightmare.
"Stop in the name of TMK," the robot Mario said. "or I'll have to my seceret wepon on you!" Yanting thought this was real for some reason. "For Bowser's sake," said Yanting, she jumped over a few rocks as she ran from the robot Mario. "I don't want to play with you acursed toy!"
The Mario robot was getting impatient with Yanting and rose his left mechincal hand. "That's it-a," he said. "it's time for me to unleash my secret wepon-a!"
The Mario robot's left hand clenched itself into a fist. The robot itself started to sing Enklebert Humperdink songs.
As soon as the current song (Winter World of Love) was over, Yanting woke up form the nightmare.
A voice from outside the room's door was calling her name and knocking on the door. "Come in and give me breakfast in bed!" Yanting said quivering with anger.
A magikoopa with a red robe and blue hat opened the door and walked into the room. His name is Tranford Hammerstein.
"Good morning Yanting," Tranford said. "and would you like me to pick your clothes for today?" "That would be nice," Yanting said. "since my wardrobe is too far away for me, but I already have my work clothes on."
"All right then," said Tranford. "would you still want me to get your breakfast?" "Hmmm...nah you don't have to," Yanting said. "besides, I can get breakfast at Funky Dounuts."
She snapped her fingers and her bed rose on one side causing her to fall through a hole six floors down. Yanting was now in a room that looked excatly like a grage with tools on both sides and a hot pink car that Yanting fell on (the driver's seat to be excat).
She got out her car key from her shell and put in into the keyhole near the steering wheel. The car's motor started to run as the garage door opened up revealing a road to Koopa City. The car drove out of the garage and was now on it's way to Koopa City.
"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Edited by - Tingrio on 6/29/2005 3:24:39 PM
