Random video game RPG!

[Glorb]

And now we return from our commercial break.

Samus: Stupids! We don't have time for commercials! That meteor is going to impact in ONE MINUTE!
Megaman: Shut up! You've scarred me for life! YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I'M A ROBOT!
Samus: I couldn't tell because of your girly 8-year-old voice!!
Luigi: Samus, that's harsh.
Samus: SILENCE! *grabs Megaman and takes him hostage* Alright, if anyone does so much as make a PEEP, then the blue 8-year-old girly robot gets it!
Megaman: Now Samus, don't do anything you'll regret...
Suddenly, the meteor landed!
Meteor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU! FIRST, I WILL RESURRECT EXE WITH 100HP AND FP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Samus: Now see what you've done, Let! If you's told me the you wanted a Darth Dew slurpie, I would've gotten it!

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

[PaperLuigi]

Megaman, since he is a robot, makes his voice more like a man. He shoots Samus and she falls back.
Megaman: That's for callin' me a girly wimp!
Samus: Blow it out your cake hole, ya nerdy retarded crude machine!
Samus and Megaman fight and fight, but must wait for white_arrow to continue the real story.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

[white_arrow]

Let: Don't worry! I've got an Arwing!*Meteor destroyed*
All: Yay!
Megaman: Where did you go
Let: I went to 7-11 to get a slurpee. but there was only Pina Colada, then, I got caught in the rain.  2 things I hate. I also got you Arwings too and I brought Slippy Toad to help you
Slippy: Monkey! Harharhar!
Let:Take 'em for a spin.
*Thay get in*
Suddenly robots appear
Slippy: Save Me!
*Megaman shoots the robots*
Slippy: Save Me!
*Luigi shoots the robots*
Slippy: Save Me!
*Samus shoots slippy*

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

Edited by - white_arrow on 8/5/2005 1:11:36 PM

[PaperLuigi]

Megaman: Man, does that stupid frog ever shut up? Thanks Samus!
Samus: No problem, butt face!

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

[Glorb]

Megaman: Don't call me butt face!
Samus: Shut up, weener.
EXE: What about me? I was resurrected with 100 HP and FP?
Megaman: Yeah, but you're stupid.
Samus: Yeah, weener 8-year-old butt face girl's right!
Megaman: You suck.

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

[PaperLuigi]

Megaman and Samus fight again.

Megaman: Metroid Moron!
Samus: Butt face!
Megaman: You're a lame dumb stupid head that hides behind a flippen'  suit of armor!
Samus: That was lame. I bet a monkey's rump could come up with something better.
Megaman: Your mom.
Samus: Take that back, E.T!
EXE sighs and waits for white_arrow to gain control of things.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[white_arrow]

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. stop fighting today.

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

[kurtvegita]

I'll be Wario

Wario bomb: damags opponent 10hp

Wario grenade: Stuns opponent for 1 round costs 3ap

[Glorb]

Fat Albert: Samus, Megaman, you stop fighting.
Megaman: Uh, Mr. Albert, my evil robot clone is behind you.
Albert: Shut up, fatty!
EXE: HAHAHAHA! *Blasts Fat Albert*
Samus: NOOOOOO! Why did it have to be Fat ALbert? Why couldn't it be Megaman?!
Megaman: Hey, another meteor is landing!
Samus: Hey, that Meteor looks like...
Meteor: Yes, I'm Glorb, and I'll disappear from the story right now!
Let:...
Luigi: Um...wow.
Kirby: Hiiiiii!
Let: Shut up! You've been nothing but trouble!
Kirby: *pulls out pistol* Alright, nobody move or I'll give Let a faceful of lead! Then his name will be Lead! You know, because of the lead! And his name was previously Let! ANd Let and Lead sound similar, so...
Samus: Shut up! White_arrow, you'd better get over here, and you can't hide behind Fat Albert anymore! He's dead!
Fat Albert: Hey hey hey, no I'm not!
EXE: Then I challenge all of you...
Wario: Even me?
EXE: ...yes, even you, to a duel!

FIGHT START!

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

[white_arrow]

Well, the dungeonmaster wants to play too. level 5 Link. I can't make any decisions for the team but I can fight.
30 hp
17 ap
Slash: no ap 2 dmg
Arrow: 2 ap 3 dmg



It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

[PaperLuigi]

All we need now is someone to fight.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[Glorb]

EXE: Fight me! Fight me! C'mon, I'll be like a boss or something.
Link: Fine, fine. TAKE THIS!
Link shoots EXE with an arrow and inflicts 50 damage.
EXE: Whoa! no fair!
Samus: Yeah, Link, it's like you're cheating!
Link: Fine, I'll turn off the Action Replay. *click*
Luigi: And-a don't-a ever a-do that again-a!
Wario: Look out, another meteor!
Slippy's ghost: Fox, get your but over here and destroy that stupid thing.
Kirby: Hiiiiiii!
Let: Shut up, Kirby! Don't make me feed you poop!
Fox: Look, the meteor's changing its trajectory and heading straight for Hyrule!
Link: NO! I grew up there!
Samus: Yeah, but weren't you abused by your parents?
Link: What?!
Samus: Oh, right, you repressed that memory.

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

[white_arrow]

Tingle: Kooloo Limpah!
Link: Tingle's here! *curls up in a ball* kill me, kill me now

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

[Glorb]

Tingle: HAHAHA! Come back, Link!!
Link: Never!
EXE: Don't worry, I'll put you out of your misery, Link!
Link: I'm not dying.
*POW!*
Link: YAAAAGH! You blew off my arm! That was my left arm!! I'm left-handed!
Tingle: Come to daddy!
Samus: Quick! Link, Wario, Luigi, Megaman, EXE, Kirby, and Let, let's go into that spooky abandoned hotel!
Luigi: I have a bad feeling about this.
Link: What about me?! My arm was shot off!
Megaman: Don't worry, it'll grow back. You're an elf, remember?
Link: Elves can grow their limbs back?
Samus: YES! Now let's go into that hotel!
Fololo and Falala: Kiiiirby...come play with us...
Kirby: No way, b**ches!
Let: Kirby! That's five days in the scorpion box!
Kirby: Why do you abuse me?
Let: Because Link is already being abused by Tingle right now.
Luigi: *looks at Link being abused* Eew, I didn't know his spine could bed hat way. Aren't we gonna help him?
EXE: Naaaah. Let's go into the hotel!
Samus: That's my line!

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

[white_arrow]

Link: Why haven't you called for help!
Underdog: Have no fear eeeeewwwww
Link: Help me Obi-wan Kenobi you're my only hope!
Obi-wan: *gets out lightsabre**Kills Tingle*That would be $800
Link: *Grabs lightsabre he stole from Super Smash Bros.

Ok, You find two doors, One has Jason Voorhees the other has Freddy Kreuger which do you choose?

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

Edited by - white_arrow on 8/10/2005 9:56:01 AM