If you could be anybody from Spongebob

[Eclipsed Moon]

"Why are you questioning my OPINIONS?"



Is that in a ZIM voice?

Stockenographicism is NOT a word.

[Markio]

I'm confused, but I thought Vid's counterpost was pretty dang good.

The newer episodes of Spongebob have been changed for the worse, with Squidward being meaner, more nakedness of the body, Mr. Krabs becuase greedy beyond sin.  I like the old episodes, like Texas and Karate Choppers.  Those were the best.  The better new episodes I think are Survival of the Idiots, Idiot Box, Fry Cook Games, and... okay, I'll be honest.  The only episodes I don't like are Shanghai'd, Squid on Strike, The one where Patrick goes to school with Spongebob, Gary Takes a Bath, The Invisible Spray episode, The one with the magic conch, the Camping Episode, Bully, and the one where gary races Squidward's racing snail thing.  I like all the other episodes.  I don't watch it much anymore, but if a good episode is on, then Click!  Select!  Watch!  Action!

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”

[PaperLuigi]

I didn't like Plankton's Army. That episode was kinda...dull.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[The Blue Toad]

The only episodes I don't like are Gary Takes a Bath (too much like Tom and Jerry), Plankton's Army, and that one where Patrick and Spongebob take care of a clam (they are not gay no matter what you people say!!!).  I agree, Markio.  Spongebob was the BEST in the old ones.  Just like Dexter's Lab...but that's off subject.  The first episode I saw was Ripped Pants.  Good episode...good episode.

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        

[Jman]

Yeah, I liked it when Spongebob faked his death in that episode and he wakes up and says something about his last words in a weak voice.  Then, he says he ripped his pants in a totally normal voice.  Everyone gets really mad at him after that.  I don't know if that's how the scene goes.  I haven't seen it in a long time.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*

[Koopaslaya]

"F is for fire burning the whole town
"U is for Uranium...bombs!
"N is for NO SURVIVORS!"


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[The Blue Toad]

No No No PLankton!  That isn't what fun is about!
It's not?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        

[Markio]

Spongebob: Try it like this!  F is for Friends that do stuff together, U is for You and me, try it!
Plankton: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all!
Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: Funny, I feel all tingly inside.  Should we stop?
Spongebob: No!  Tha'ts how you're supposed to feel!
Plankton: Well I like it!  Let's sing it again!
Plankton & Spongebob: F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for Ukelele, N is for nose-picking, sharing gum and sand-licking, here with my best buddy! *laugh another verse*

...Later...

Plankton: Then, we frolicked through the flowers!
Computer: Sounds like fun.
Plankton: Well the really fun part was when we--
Computer: What about the krabby patty?
Plankton: The what?
Computer: Krabby Patty.
Plankton: You can't rush these thing!
Computer: You're going native Plankton, look at yourself!
*Computer lifts up Plankton, wearing square pants*
Plankton: What?

...At the Krusty Krab...

Mr. Krabs: I haven't seen Plankton for a while.  He must be scheming.
Spongebob: Who knows?  Maybe he's changed!
Mr. Krabs: Who knows?  I think YOU knows! *holds up pictures of Plankton and Spongebob having "fun"*
Spongebob:He's changed I tell ya!--
Plankton: Sponge-buddy!  Yoo hoo!
Spongebob: Plankton-buddy!  Let's go.  I forgot this was a no friend zone.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob!  May I speak to you in private?  You won't mind if I set this here, do you? *puts krabby patty in front of Plankton*

I don't remember the rest word for word. :\

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”

[The Blue Toad]

Good old Spongebob.

Plankton *crying*:  "But then you showed me friendship!  And I realized that was all I really needed..."
Spongebob *also crying*:  Really?"
*Plankton quickly stops crying*
Plankton:  "No not really!  Being evil is too much fun!"  *Takes Krabby Patty and runs into the movie screen which it actually a solid brick wall*

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/15/2005 5:55:38 PM

[PaperLuigi]

My favorite episode was "Chocolate with nuts."

Fish: "Sorry, chocolate has sugar, and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lubber boy?"
Patrick: "Tee hee! It tickles!"

Patrick: "Focusing! Focusing!"
Fat Guy: "Back off, jack!"

Patrick: "Let's get naked!"
Spongebob: "No, let's save that for when were selling real estate."

The best episode ever! I wish it came on more.

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[Mr. Wiggles]

Patrick: Well at least I don't polish my fingernails!
Spongebob: You take that back!
Patrick: Fingernails, fingernails, fingernails!
Spongebob: Well at least I have fingernails!
Patrick: I cannot believe what i'm hearing!
Spongebob: How can you hear? You don't have ears!

 Kelso: Guys this is a game of Cat & Mouse between me & Hyde. I''m gonna make him admit he''s been going out with Jackie behind my back.
Fez: Guys, what happens in Cat & Mouse if the cat is retarded?