I haven't remembered one of my dreams in well over a month and a half. I record the more vivid ones. They are all very nonsensical and bizarre, and probably weirder than most people's dreams here.
The last one I remember, from May 15th:
I had this really weird dream that I was trying to stop some evil super villian from taking over the world (usually, I'M the super villian), except that I didn't know WHO I was trying to stop. Anyways, what somehow happens is that I go on the set of a game show, which for whatever reason, mainly consisted of being asked a bunch of trivia questions by a giant robotic insect while you're sitting in a porta-potty. Anyways, a few round of this occur. I remember that no one did very well as this at all. Then, I was called up to play. I found the trivia questions rather easy, myself. I remember getting 8 correct in a row (supposedly, 10 in a row won you the grand prize there) and then I just walked out of the porta-potty for no reason... and the insect said something like "A-ha! I know who you are. I got you, finally!" and lands on my head, and proceeds to rip it off in a bloody, disturbing spectacle. Turns out the entire show was a front for the major villian to find people like me and kill them off.
Which is scary, because I haven't died in any of my past dreams.
And this was no exception -- a bit later, in a Hawaiian-ish lounge, me (the real me) and some other secret-agent looking person are sitting on lounge chairs and talking about what was going on at the show, which was on the TV in front of me.
(paraphrased)
Me: Ya, I basically built a near-perfect robotic version of myself to check that out. It looked really suspicious. I mean, a TRIVIA CONTEST?! Sheesh. Basically, it was designed to look incredibly realistic if, say, its head were ever ripped out. I mean, you can't tell the difference between me and that thing.
Agent: Ya, [nickname for me I can't remember], but how much did it cost you?
Me: 14 billion dollars.
Agent: Isn't that a bit much?
Me: Relax. I stole it from the government!
riotous laughter ensues
And I woke up during this laughter.
Yes, I DISTINCTLY remember the "I stole it from the government" line. And that it cost $14B.