*Ahem! I would like 1 regular sized room for one person. I expect excellent service, and I expect you to do things that I'm too lazy to do myself. For your services, I will pay you $500. No need for a clock, I brang my "ToadTymTelling Device." I also brang my Luigi doll, my Yoshigotchi, and my Toadsworth cell phone. Drat! I forgot my Mario alarm clock!*