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Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #795 on: November 11, 2007, 04:00:13 PM »
Shadow the Hedgehog must DIE!  Scratch, Grounder, help Dr. Robotnik and me destroy AIDS!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #796 on: November 11, 2007, 09:13:26 PM »
OK i only wanted a 1 human 0 yoshi room.Do i have 100 coins,(checks money)only 99 coins? Im checking back tommorow.(at least when i get 1 more coin)
Signutre for sale. Good condion.buy for US$5.00

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #797 on: December 10, 2007, 08:01:15 PM »
*wakes up* Uuuung.... My head hurts... I feel funny... *looks at self* Hm? What the...... I'M A PIKACHU!?!? AAAAHHHHH!!! *faints*
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Linkin800

  • Choppy words and a sloppy flow
« Reply #798 on: December 12, 2007, 10:01:47 PM »
Me: Hello I would like a deluxe room please.

Hotel counter guy: Ok that will be 10,000 coins please.

Me: WHAT?!?! THAT'S OUTRAGES!!

Hotel counter guy: Well it's either you pay or get lost!

Me: Fine! Ill pay your stupid high cheapskate price.

Hotel counter guy: Ok here's your room key!

Later that night...

Me: Man am I sleepy! *yawns then falls asleep*

In my dream...

Me: who's thier?! *I see someone in red and another person in green*

Luigi: I hope she ment lot'sa spagiti!

Mario: Luigi look! *guy in red point's at me*

Luigi: We gota save the princess!

*Luigi point's at me*

Luigi: And you gota help us!

Me: What?! No I dont wana help!

Luigi: And you gota help us!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I dont wana!

*Luigi get's mad*

Luigi: AND YOU GOTA HELP US!!!!!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Luigi throws fire ball at me*

Mario: when thier's smoke....

Luigi: Thier's fire!

*Wakes up*

Me: AAAHHHHH!!! What a horrible dream! It was like I was in some kind of horrible game!

Me: Good thing it was only a dream!

*Yawns then falls back asleep again*
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #799 on: December 15, 2007, 08:43:57 PM »
*Bursts out the door and yells loudly,*
"WHATS THAT NOISE?!?!? CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M TRYING TEH SLEEP?!?!"
*Slams the door*

« Reply #800 on: December 16, 2007, 10:19:57 AM »
For the last time, Luigi. She did NOT make lotsa' spaghetti! And there is not fire wherever there is smoke! When's the last time you smoked a cigarette?
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #801 on: December 18, 2007, 10:24:34 AM »
*sleeps**sleeps**sleeps**sleeps**wakes up and plays Digimon World: Dusk some**sleeps**uses Spark in sleep* !! Wha? Huh?... Meh.*sleeps through alarm clock for school*
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #802 on: December 18, 2007, 03:26:37 PM »
*Wakes up and opens up DS and starts playing Pokemon Diamond...*

"Hmm... lets see..."

CONTINUE:
PLAYER: Kamiaka
TIME: 227 hours and 47 minutes
POKeDEX: 300

"Wonder If I get an acheivement for playing for 300 hours..."

« Reply #803 on: December 18, 2007, 06:52:20 PM »
Who's the manager of this hotel? These pillows are exactly .0000001 of a millimeter to small! And this complementary Koopa Juice is AWFUL! No wonder Bowser's frowning on the juice box!

I applaud the fried Goomba, and I do admit; it's rather cool to have a room next to Luigi.
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

Linkin800

  • Choppy words and a sloppy flow
« Reply #804 on: December 18, 2007, 07:56:25 PM »
Hey I have a room next to Luigi to! Mines room 1336! His must be 1337! And your's must be 1338!

Me: I think ill go see what Luigi is doing!

*I walk in Luigi's room*

*Luigi is watching something*

TV: MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI!!!

*Luigi seems to be hypnotized*

*I walk out slowly*

Me: WOW THAT WAS SCARY!

Me: Now let's see what Corleone is doing!

*Walks to Corleone's room*
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #805 on: December 18, 2007, 11:41:09 PM »
Now young Skywalker, YOU MUST DIE!

I'll take the triforce of Deathstar to eliminate Earth!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #806 on: December 19, 2007, 05:26:46 PM »
*Walks to Corleone's room*
Shotgunners! Cover the front door! The minute it opens, blast their head to bits!

*Goomba maid walks in shortly before her head blows to bits

Oh-oh.
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

« Reply #807 on: January 14, 2008, 08:15:42 PM »
Intercom: Attention all guests of the Mario Hotel!!!The work is finally done and the new 150 water slide is now open! Also we have officially opened the new indoor pool juice bar, but remember to wait 30 minutes before you swim. Have a great day and as always thank you for staying at the Mario Hotel!!!!!
I see poop.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #808 on: January 15, 2008, 10:43:39 AM »
OMG!@ I'm so exited I'm going swimming right now!
* Metal_Slug_Mario jumps in the water

ACK! CHOLRINE! CHOLRINE!

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #809 on: January 15, 2008, 03:47:44 PM »
Cannonball!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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