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Author Topic: Are YOU a loser?  (Read 17652 times)

« on: March 27, 2006, 04:27:49 PM »
Here is a quiz that states how cool you are. Here's mine:


I am 42% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


I guess that's me...
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 06:18:24 PM by Insane Steve »
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2006, 04:57:41 PM »

I am 82% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

Well that's refreshing.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2006, 05:21:06 PM »
Wow, this is pretty surprising... Ahaha...

(If the image doesn't show, I got a 0 percent nerd)

Quite a few of the choices were gross...

« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2006, 05:19:51 PM »

I am 96% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


I am a loser and pretty darn proud of it!
I see poop.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2006, 06:04:46 PM »
I got a 79. I'm socially awkward and sort of proud of it. ... maybe.

Oh yes -- pet peeve of mine. "lose" with ONE O means the opposite of win. "Loose" with two o's means "the opposite of tight." Just a heads up.
~I.S.~

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2006, 06:16:13 PM »

I am 57% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


57%? That's bullcrap. I regularly kill people with my bare fists for no reason!
every

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2006, 06:32:18 PM »
Yes, I untie knots and shoes all the time.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2006, 06:33:27 PM »
Naw, I'm not really that loose. I'm usually pretty tight. With money, and, well, coolness. I guess I try to let loose, though, so hmm... ;)

I am 75% loser. What about you? Click here to find out! to
I am 28% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!
This test was pretty lame, IMO. A lot of the questions didn't have any options that applied to me. This was the range of results I got depending on my answers, since I had to force a lot of them to "fit" anyway.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2006, 01:25:37 AM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2006, 06:53:03 PM »
I got like 47 or something. It was quite lame. Options were too rigid.
That was a joke.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2006, 07:39:31 PM »

I am 98% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


I'm a loser AND a Nerd God! Woot!
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2006, 08:45:43 PM »

I am 96% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


I would have to rate this quiz on the lameness scale, a 100%
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2006, 09:22:14 PM »
I'm actually a rather tight poker player, myself.
~I.S.~

« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2006, 10:03:06 PM »

I am 47% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Well, I answered the best I could. No questions about God as the meaning of life? For shame......
« Last Edit: March 27, 2006, 10:06:23 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2006, 10:21:16 PM »
What now biznatchos?


I am 4% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!
Senior Mariology professor

« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2006, 10:24:28 PM »
Ooooh, this quiz had been getting the lame-moooos by everyone :(. Could one of the mods lock it?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2006, 10:56:02 PM »
The last party I was at was bowling, of course. You can't really be "in" it. For the ink blot, I saw nothing in it. Except a stupid ink blot.

I am 32% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

Edit: Oops. Didn't notice the Bowling option. Stupid me.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2006, 12:17:57 PM by Bird Person »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2006, 12:20:56 AM »
Yay!


I am 24% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Why lock the thread? It just doesn't apply to some people, so that doesn't mean that it should be locked. People took it, people posted results.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2006, 01:12:48 AM »

I am 5% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Wow...
I'm only 12...
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2006, 12:19:03 PM »

I am 85% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Wow, I'm really starting to like myself even more knowing that I'm not a nerd or a loser. 
Freakin' SWEET

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2006, 04:07:17 PM »
Uhh... The higher the score, the more of a "loser" you are, according to the loser who created the test. Besides, your "loser rank" is said right there under your score.

This test has absolutely no validity, though; it's ridiculous and completely subjective, not to mention the options are too rigid (as Chup stated).
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2006, 04:34:05 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Loser. XP
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2006, 04:34:53 PM »
Wow, I got really confused then.  I guess I really am a lo-lo-loossseerrrrrr.
:`(

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2006, 04:52:39 PM »
You're just a loser. I'm a total loser.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2006, 05:43:44 PM »
No.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2006, 05:44:01 PM »
You're just a loser. I'm a total loser.

Ya, and my IQ is 215, because an internet test told me it was.

Seriously. Don't look at this seriously. At all.
~I.S.~

« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2006, 06:16:39 PM »
I don't hang out with losers. But I don't see any losers on this site![/colour]

« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2006, 06:24:44 PM »

I am 20% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


You're just a loser. I'm a total loser.

You do realize that this is just for fun right? Never take it seriously.

« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2006, 06:56:19 PM »

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2006, 08:06:57 PM »
You do realize that this is just for fun right? Never take it seriously.
Yes, it's not like I'm all depressed about it.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2006, 12:00:14 PM »

I am 66% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


CRAP! I took it again, and I'm still slightly a loser!  These things ARE STUPID!!!

« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2006, 04:35:01 PM »

The Stupid Quiz said I am "Fairly Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!


This is the stupid test. I thought about making another topic, but we have many already. So I guess I'm fairly smart. Cool.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2006, 04:47:52 PM »
Oh that test?

..... You know, I might not show what I got.
(Okay, it was like a 90 something.)

But then again these test can't really be right.
I'm a horrible person.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2006, 04:55:31 PM »
Heh. Took it.

The Stupid Quiz said I am "Totally Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!
« Last Edit: March 29, 2006, 05:01:55 PM by MaxVance »
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2006, 05:24:16 PM »

The Stupid Quiz said I am "Totally Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!


This test was disgustingly easy. I didn't even check any of my answers. Is 0 even possible to get?

And I saw you change you score, MaxVance; it was 5 before. Cheater ;P
You want an awesome intelligence test (dunno how accurate is, but it's addictive and will drive you MAD!)? Try this one. >:D  (I'm stuck at 27/33 >_< )

Edit: Oooh, there's a Part 2 now! :D
« Last Edit: March 29, 2006, 05:44:41 PM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2006, 08:14:24 PM »
I could get only five of them. Guess I am a total loser. :P
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2006, 08:40:48 PM »
This test was disgustingly easy. I didn't even check any of my answers. Is 0 even possible to get?
Why do I feel retarded after seeing that post?
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2006, 08:45:36 PM »
Yeah I tried that earlier and I got like 20.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2006, 10:49:20 PM »
OMG, G-Dawg... Maybe I'm cooler and smarter on the inside. Maybe you're dorkier and dumber on the inside. I don't know why I'm getting the more favorable results for these things... they're not really true.

The Stupid Quiz said I am &quot;Totally Smart!&quot; How stupid are you? Click here to find out!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2006, 11:33:43 PM »
Well, that's perfect, I retake the test with more serious answers and I'm still incredibly retarded. Maybe I should try avoiding these things before I get too embarrassed.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2006, 11:55:37 PM »
Some of the questions on the Stupid test don't apply to me (States that border on New Mexico?!? HUH?!?!) so I got 44.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2006, 12:24:58 AM »
...

The Stupid Quiz said I am &quot;Kinda Smart, but Stupid!&quot; How stupid are you? Click here to find out!

I feel sorta insulted.

Heres another quiz:

My computer geek score is greater than 35% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

But I am a computer geek!
« Last Edit: March 30, 2006, 12:30:58 AM by pt_peach »
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2006, 12:25:38 AM »
Yep, 0 is possible:
The Stupid Quiz said I am &quot;Totally Smart!&quot; How stupid are you? Click here to find out!


It depends on how you respond to one or two questions (I slightly altered two of mine to see), and both of those questions really don't have anything to do with intelligence at ALL. They're both ones that don't really have a "correct" or "smarter" answer.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2006, 12:28:39 AM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2006, 01:36:46 AM »
You score higher on the coolness test if you put "we're all equal" for the homosexual/heterosexual questions. I guess cool people ARE supposed to be cool with everyone. But you score lower if you put "I don't drink." That's not right.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2006, 02:30:59 AM »

My computer geek score is greater than 30% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!


All those PC hours for nothing :(
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2006, 02:27:36 PM »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2006, 03:15:33 PM »

My computer geek score is greater than 64% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

"Low Ranking Computer Geek. Definitely a Computer Geek, but low in the computer geek social structure."
« Last Edit: March 30, 2006, 03:17:21 PM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2006, 04:37:22 PM »
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2006, 06:03:43 PM »
Man, I feel stupid, even though I got fairly smart. Everyone else got 1's and 2's!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2006, 09:03:31 PM »

« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2006, 09:03:54 PM »
Is MaxVance really that geeky? For that matter, how is Sapphira more geeky than me?

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2006, 11:27:36 PM »
Ahahah wow, that IS crazy, LD. XP

I was bored, so...
Kind of a lame but funny test: Internet Purity Test. My score was 48.4% "pure."
Niceness Test: 79.0% nice.
Insanity Test  34.0% insane ("corrupt").
« Last Edit: March 31, 2006, 11:46:28 AM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2006, 11:56:08 PM »
I'm 20% insane corrupt. Interesting.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2006, 12:28:10 AM »
Nice test: 90.0% nice pure
No, I'm not very evil.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2006, 01:01:44 AM »
Internet Purity Test:  61.3% Internet pure
Niceness Test: 83.0% nice pure, 17.0% nice corrupt. Sorry, I have started a fight, beat up someone, and punched someone in the face...
Insanity Quiz:  70.0% insane pure, 30.0% insane corrupt. Wait, I'm not corrupt! But I am insane.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2006, 01:58:32 AM »
87.1% internet pure? Now, I did not expect that. Whoa.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2006, 05:31:10 AM »
67.7% pure.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2006, 06:36:52 AM »
Internet Purity Test: 25.8% pure.
Niceness Test: 98.0% nice.
Insanity Test: 8.0% insane corrupt.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2006, 04:08:50 PM »
A test shows that 90% of all tests are unreliable.
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Jman

  • Score
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2006, 07:09:26 PM »
I got 84 percent on the niceness test.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2006, 02:39:23 PM »
A test shows that 90% of all tests are unreliable.

But that test was a test that said that 90% of most test are unreliable and we can't rely on this because a test said that 90% of other test were unreliable.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2006, 08:36:41 PM »
Exactly.
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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2006, 06:14:35 PM »
Yeaaaahhhhh this post is pretty much dead but i just read it and so im just gonna post my score.

paste this code::

I am 32% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

Que dios the Bendiga Eddie Guerrerro.
May God Bless you Eddie Guerrero.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2006, 06:22:16 PM »
Fixed the title. It bothers me more than it should.

My score's gone from 79 to 85 in the last however many months. Hooray, social awkwardness or something.
~I.S.~

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2006, 10:36:12 PM »
I scored 28, but some of the questions were a bit tricky.  I mean, I practice being cool in the mirror, but I don't plan on putting that practice to good use.  I just stand in the bathroom for half an hour making faces and funny voices... and doing the robot.  Not really to be cool, even...
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2006, 01:31:18 AM »
That's sig material. lol

Anyway... I retook the test.


I am 37% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Gone up by 13%?!?!!? awww
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2006, 01:59:44 AM »
They said I was less of a loser. I'm 14 points shorter of when I first did it in March.

I am 28% loser. What about you? Click here to find out! [/url]
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2006, 10:58:27 AM »
Now I'm even more loser-y than I used to be.


I am 99% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2006, 11:12:06 AM »
No, I'm a wiener.  An Oscar Mayer wiener.

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml98/98118.jpg

“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

fuzzy

  • Banned
« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2006, 11:18:59 AM »
Score: 85  Loser
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."--Woodrow Wilson

« Reply #69 on: July 14, 2006, 12:57:54 PM »
I got a 47: Kinda Cool.

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2006, 12:41:37 PM »

I am 85% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!


Yikes, some of the choices were things that I do a lot.  (Bowling definitely.)

I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2006, 12:47:53 PM »

goodie

  • Nike and Reebok
« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2006, 08:57:23 PM »
576f726c6420392069732061207365637265742e

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2006, 11:07:56 PM »


I think something's wrong with this test.  My score is way too low for a thirty-something school teacher who posts on a Mario forum.  Heh.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2006, 01:02:36 PM »
You score higher on the coolness test if you put "we're all equal" for the homosexual/heterosexual questions.

I'm glad I didn't use up time taking that piece-of-garbage test. :P


Back to the "stupid" test:


The Stupid Quiz said I am &quot;Totally Smart!&quot; How stupid are you? Click here to find out!


I probably did better on the SAT (1510) than I did on that.
GEIANDGIRLCO DIRECT - The Sensitive Alternative

« Reply #75 on: July 18, 2006, 05:38:40 PM »
Thank you IS, that is also one of my bigger pet peeves.
I only watch [adult swim]

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #76 on: July 18, 2006, 05:49:12 PM »
Fixed the title. It bothers me more than it should.
Well, I was wondering when this topic's title would stop saying "looser".
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

AbercrombieBaseball

  • FitchPitch
« Reply #77 on: July 20, 2006, 12:05:00 PM »

« Reply #78 on: July 21, 2006, 03:09:14 AM »
The following sentence below is a lie.
The following sentence above is the truth.

coolkid

  • Totally Not Banned
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2006, 06:00:03 AM »
coolkid's not looking so cool anymore (just a joke).

My score:

I am 37% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

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