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The Chef

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« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2006, 01:16:07 PM »
CW: Why didn't you tell me you were an evil villain?

Rob-Bert: I'm not!

CW: Then why did you have access to this evil place?

Rob-Bert: I was framed!!

CW: By who!?

Tall Man With Cape: Yeah, by who?

Rob-Bert: By ???, that's who!

CW and TMWC: Really!?

Rob-Bert: Yes! He slipped the Blue Broccoli into my pocket when I wasnt looking! He just wanted to get rid of us! Now he's using this evil machine to create thousands of Man-Frog copies!

Original Man-Frog: Aha! So I AM a good character!

The Chef: Shut up! This is getting good....

CW: So now what?

Rob-Bert: We find Roshan and ROy go of to kick ???'s sorry hide!!

CW: Sounds good to me.

Tall Man With Cape: What about the Man-Frog machine?

Rob-Bert: You're the guard, you can just shut it off.

TMWC: Oh right. Sorry.

CW: Now let's get outta here.

Rob-Bert: This time, I handle the Blue Tomato.

Blue Tomato: *zzzap*

~Otherwhiles~

???: Where is ROshan currently located?

Man-Frog Copy No. 365243: He's right outside the front door, sir.

???: WHAT!!? Send out the entire Man-Frog army!! Posthaste!!

Man-Frog Copy No. 365243: Yessir!

Roshan: Well, we're here.

Roy: (Good one, Captain Obvious.)

Captain Obvious: Thank you. *flies off*

Roshan: So how do we get in?

Roy: (Don't look at me, you're the hero of this story.)

~Meatwhile~

Black Yoshi: Mmm, this steak rawks.

Man-Frog: You said it brother.

Black Yoshi: *urgle* *dies of food poisoning*

WILL THE BLUE TOMATO WORK FOR ROB AND CW THIS TIME?
IS THE TALL MAN IN THE CAPE A GOOD GUY OR A BAD GUY?
HOW WILL ROSHAN GET INSIDE ???'S EVIL LAIR?
WILL ???'S EVIL PLAN BE FOILED OR WILL HE SUCCEED?
WAS THE MAN-FROG WITH BLACK YOSHI THE ORIGINAL OR ONE OF ???'S EVIL COPIES?
IS THIS ENOUGH QUESTIONS?

FIND OUT ON- *cut off*

Jman

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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2006, 10:05:43 AM »
???: Ha ha ha!  Now that I have cut off that annoying Peter Brady type narrator, I shall be the chosen raddish to...man, whoever writes this dialog is terrible at it!  Now for my next grand plot: Destroy Roshan and his makeshift posse! 

Roshan: Where the heck is everybody else? 

???: Ah, if it isn't Roshan.  I'm so glad you could come and join me.

Roshan: Join you?  For what?

???: Your death.  Man-Frog Army, attack! 
*a thousand Man-Frog dopplegangers come out of the door and begin attacking Roshan and Roy.  They struggle, but to no avail.  A long, drawn out fight scene ends with...wait, what is going on now?  Could it be that the rest of the group has arrived in time to save Roshan's tail? 

CW: Dear gosh, it's all coming true!  A thousand evil clones are killing our compadres! 

TMWC: I'll handle this!  *yells as he charges full-speed toward the dopplegangers.*

However, he was doomed to run smack-dab into a tree when the entire doppleganger army moved out of his way.

At this same moment, Roshan was chucked and he hit Rob-Bert as they both tumbled to the ground. 

Rob-Bert: Those devious man frogs are going down!  I will not eat another chicken sandwich until they are defeated!  Prepare to defend our small shred of dignity, men!

Dignity: *cowers behind Roshan's body.*

 WILL IT ALL END HERE???
HAVE I ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE STORY THIS TIME AROUND???
IS CW THE DIFFERENCE MAKER IN THIS BATTLE???
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF BORED!!!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

The Chef

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« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2006, 07:00:24 PM »
Rob-Bert: We must must fight!

CW: Tell me again, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: We must fight!

CW: ...

Captain Obvious: Sorry. *flies away*

Real Man-Frog: Couldn't he just use the Blue Tomato in this fight?

The CHef: Will you be quiet!? Although I was wondering aboutthat myself...

Rob-Bert: The narrator and the real Man-Frog just gave me an idea, CW.

CW: What is it?

Rob-Bert: Watch. *holds up Blue Tomato*

Blue Tomato: *zzaap*

*The entire army along with Black Yoshi is teleported to outer space, where they die of oxygen loss*

???: Ahh! You ruined my plans!

Rob-Bert: Of course I did, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: Yeah, I know.

CW: Will you get out of here!?

Captain Obvious: Sorry. *flies off*

Tall Man With Cape: Where's Roshan?

???: I "apprehended" him before you got here.

*Roshan and Roy are seen sitting in a classroom*

Roshan: I can't believe he gave us detention!

Roy: (I can't believe much of anything anymore.)

???: Now the Roshan cartoons will be mine and there's nothing you can do to stop me!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

WILL ROB-BERT, CW AND TMWC SAVE ROSHAN AND ROY OR WILL ??? FINALLY SUCCEED?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE/EXITING CONCLUSION OF

BORED MKII SUPER CRISIS HELSINKI 2013!!!

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