346861 Posts in 14695 Topics by 24149 Members.Latest Member: proertwhist
<Super-Jesse> because i got a picture of my son with his very own wiimote on there* PrezofClub is now known as PaperMario<Super-Jesse> PM, you gotta register that name if you want it<PaperMario> huh* Starfy has joined #tmk<PaperMario> how do i register? i'm just a lowly java user<Super-Jesse> type /nickserv register [makeup a password] [type your email here] ( do that without the brackets)<Starfy> hey guys<Starfy> what's up<Starfy> Oh cool, Super-Jesse is in here<Starfy> dude, your blog posts are awesome<Super-Jesse> uh, thanks<Lizard_Dude> :)<Starfy> np.<Starfy> Oh man, LD, that video you made<Starfy> it's hilarious<Lizard_Dude> I like this guy<Starfy> and good<Starfy> but i hate that review of MSC<BirdPerson> Hahahahaha...<Starfy> it copied the one from nintendoworldrepert<Starfy> dezer should fire that guy<Lizard_Dude> MB just puts them on both<Lizard_Dude> He is staff of both sites<Super-Jesse> uh, you do know that MB writes on both sites, right?<Starfy> no he doesnt<PaperMario> where do i type that stuff, Jesse?<Starfy> ones writeen by my friend aaron<Starfy> the other by the megabite<BirdPerson> PM: Everywhere<BirdPerson> I'd say something now, but this is actually pretty funny.<PaperMario> done<Starfy> neway<Starfy> so what does dezer do on the site?<Lizard_Dude> You know Aaron?<Lizard_Dude> like in RL?<Starfy> I always see he steals SuperJessie's news post<Starfy> ya dude<PaperMario> whos dezer?* n-fani has joined #tmk* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +h n-fani<Starfy> he's like totally a loser<BirdPerson> wheres dezzer<Lizard_Dude> rofl<Lizard_Dude> Tell me more<Starfy> did you know about his wii?<PaperMario> i only know deezer and dezzer, but no dezer. is he nice?<Starfy> he like broke it on purpose<Starfy> ya dud dezer<Starfy> the owner of this site, hellloooo?<Super-Jesse> it's deezer dude<Super-Jesse> and he doesn't steal my posts<PaperMario> dezer???<BirdPerson> I'd say something now, but this is actually pretty hilarious.<Super-Jesse> I just can't post on the main site, but I do the other stuff<Starfy> oh i c<Lizard_Dude> Do you play Wii with Aaron?<Starfy> he plays with his Wii i just watch<Super-Jesse> ...<PaperMario> haha<WarpRattler> AHAHAHAHAHA<PaperMario> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA<Starfy> wit?<Starfy> wut?<Lizard_Dude> Tell us embarrasing stories of Aaron<Starfy> k<Starfy> leme think<Super-Jesse> how long have you been visiting TMK Stafy?<PaperMario> and dont say "k"<Starfy> it's STARFY dude<Super-Jesse> oh sorry<PaperMario> you should be<Starfy> its ok<Starfy> ur cool anyway<Lizard_Dude> shh, I want stories<Starfy> hey dont tell SJ stuff, hes cool, just like LD and dezer<Starfy> anyway, ya, stroy<Starfy> ok, so one time, Mb was playing with wiiplay, and he totally dropped his wiimote in his coffee<Starfy> and i was lik, LOL! dude, no way<Lizard_Dude> Hahaha<Starfy> so i bought him a new wii remote since it was my coffe<BirdPerson> In his Java?<Starfy> no, it was like starbuks* Ronald has joined #tmk<Lizard_Dude> It broke the wiimote?<Ronald> Whoa. Looks like I got here in the middle of a story.<Starfy> dud ya<Starfy> and MB was all mad 2<Starfy> but i tld him don't sweat it<Starfy> hes such a baby sometimes<PaperMario> lol<Super-Jesse> wait wait wait<Ronald> MB? MEGA撺TE?<Super-Jesse> you said earlier you didnt know MB and aaron were the same<Super-Jesse> now your saying MB is aaron?<Ronald> You know MEGA撺TE?<Starfy> well u guys claim it<Starfy> ya dude<Starfy> man, ur so late<Ronald> Well big deal, I know the alt codes for his name.<Starfy> he lives in calif, like next door to me<Ronald> So heh.<BirdPerson> I'm Californian.<Starfy> anyway, so i guess Aaron is MB<BirdPerson> It sucks.<Starfy> he never told me<Starfy> naw dude calif rox<WarpRattler> I'm Californian, but it doesn't suck.<Starfy> i mean, all the hawt chicks<BirdPerson> Nooooooooo it doesn't.<Starfy> imagine living someplace like TEXAS<BirdPerson> Yeah, all the chicks out here are hot.<Starfy> that place stinks, it's always so hawt there<Super-Jesse> hey, watch it buddy<Super-Jesse> i live in texas<BirdPerson> Everyone's hot--it't 100 freaking degrees, daily.<Super-Jesse> did you even read my profile?<Starfy> no...<Starfy> wait, let me go now<Ronald> And, oh! It's BirdPerson!<BirdPerson> ...Yes?<Ronald> I see your posts in the FF.<Starfy> k<Starfy> i c texas<Starfy> neway<Starfy> birdperon, ur on the fungee forums, right?<Ronald> I love your love for proper grammar.<BirdPerson> Starfy: Yes. Ronald: Uh, thanks.<BirdPerson> Who are you?<Ronald> Just some lurker.<Starfy> dude, i dont have an email<Starfy> so i cant register<BirdPerson> ...<Super-Jesse> you dont have an email?<BirdPerson> What kind of Internet user doesn't have an e-mail address?<BirdPerson> Is that POSSIBLE?<Starfy> im mom said no little steve no email<Starfy> so i cant<Ronald> Get Gmail.<Starfy> but she lets me com on her<WarpRattler> You're mom? Whose mom are you?<BirdPerson> Errrr...<BirdPerson> Instant-message mom, perhaps?<Ronald> Heh.<Ronald> I neeeeed sleeeeeep.<Starfy> baby<Starfy> only babies sleep<Super-Jesse> i wish mine did* Ronald has quit IRC (Quit: Did somebody say "McRonald's?" )<Starfy> YOU HAVE A BABEE<Starfy> ?!<Super-Jesse> yeah...you said you read my blog posts, right?<Starfy> sorry dud, sometimes they suck<BirdPerson> Man.<BirdPerson> Weirdos.<Starfy> like the one about the mario moviw<Super-Jesse> uh, what?<Starfy> ya dud<Starfy> the one about the guy not wanting to paly him<BirdPerson> Is your keyboard totally broken, or what?<Super-Jesse> OH, i see<Super-Jesse> no, that was done by your friend<Starfy> LOL! No burdpersn i just type relz fast<Starfy> so i dnt spell rite all teh time<PaperMario> annoying<BirdPerson> Exaggeration.<Super-Jesse> Think he's doing it on purpose?<WarpRattler> "burdpersn"<BirdPerson> Think y'are, yeah...<PaperMario> honestly, i do<BirdPerson> I mean, he is, yeah.<Starfy> watevr, you all are just jealous<BirdPerson> Of?<Starfy> Fine, I'll type like this, see how gud i am?<BirdPerson> Oh, M�<Starfy> wat?<BirdPerson> MB?<Starfy> whos dat?<BirdPerson> Aaron.<Super-Jesse> dude, aaron, c'mon<Starfy> OH! A-rod<Starfy> ya<Starfy> i call gim arod<PaperMario> no, it's BM with the letters switched<Starfy> because once he was playing wiitennis and he made a player nnamed rod and i was like "DUD, UR AROD!"<BirdPerson> A rod? Old, good, or super?<WarpRattler> If you really know Aaron, what kind of Internet service does he have?<Starfy> ..i dnt get u burdperso* BirdPerson is now known as burdperso<Starfy> cumcast i think<Super-Jesse> what?!<Starfy> what?<WarpRattler> Wow, maybe he's telling the truth.<burdperso> >_<<Super-Jesse> wait, what did he just say?<burdperso> cumcast, eh?<Starfy> neway* burdperso is now known as BirdPerson<Starfy> burdperona why is your little under ur nam in ur forums "siney piudey"?<BirdPerson> You set it that way, remember?<BirdPerson> I mean, uh, SJ did.<BirdPerson> Sorry, the S's, I got confused.<Starfy> who?<BirdPerson> At a glance, you know.<Super-Jesse> Me<Super-Jesse> I made it that<Starfy> y?<Starfy> wait<PaperMario> SJ has yet to give me a CT<BirdPerson> It's totally irrelevant and all.<PaperMario> not fair,man<Super-Jesse> i shall<Super-Jesse> what's ur UN?<Super-Jesse> PaperMario :P?<Starfy> waz a ct?<Starfy> conneticut<Starfy> ?<Starfy> LOL<PaperMario> of course<Super-Jesse> k, lemme think bout it<Starfy> guys gotta go back 2 skoll next week<Starfy> that sux dont it?<BirdPerson> Nope.<BirdPerson> Pick up an English book when you're there. ;D<PaperMario> not for me<PaperMario> but for you<Starfy> wateve bidoerson<WarpRattler> Bydo, you say?<Starfy> man y is every1 so mean<SolidShroom> im fyne i dun hav skool til agust 27<Starfy> excepy SuperJesse<BirdPerson> Man... have you yet spelled my username right?<BirdPerson> Even once?<Super-Jesse> yet he gets mine perfectly<WarpRattler> I'm the wrong ship to use the wave cannon...<BirdPerson> I'm not mean, just critical.<BirdPerson> And super effective.<BirdPerson> So you die immediately.<PaperMario> we're mean because we believe in the exploitation of the stupid<Starfy> wat w/ the pokman jokes?<BirdPerson> I don't know, been playing a lot lately.<Starfy> lay off budperson its not even funny<SolidShroom> we lyke mudkips<Starfy> LOL!<PaperMario> LOL<WarpRattler> Mudkips rule.<BirdPerson> C'mon, I think you're hilarious.<Starfy> that shld be bideperns little undernma<Starfy> e<PaperMario> bidoof is terrible<Super-Jesse> undername?<Super-Jesse> Oh, CT<Starfy> CT?<Starfy> whaever<Starfy> neway<Starfy> so u guys lik mario?<SolidShroom> no<Starfy> did u get stuckers yet?<BirdPerson> Nope.<SolidShroom> we h8 him<Super-Jesse> I like Mario, and I got strikers, you got it?<Starfy> ya<Starfy> wnt my friend code?<BirdPerson> Stuckers haha<Starfy> its 4098243803248954908906483<BirdPerson> You're trying too hard.<Super-Jesse> cool, i'll add it<Super-Jesse> wait, thats too many numbers<Starfy> thats wut ur mom said last night burdperson<Starfy> LOL!<BirdPerson> What would happen if in a strange twist of oddness you added yourself, thinking it was somebody else?<Super-Jesse> I dunno<Super-Jesse> alright dude, lay off of BP, he's cool* PaperMario has quit IRC (Quit: Ciao! )<BirdPerson> I've said, he's hilarious!<Starfy> so ya, struckers is awesome* PaperMario has joined #tmk<Super-Jesse> Hvae you gotten to diddy kong yet?<Super-Jesse> Have*<Starfy> dud, i already BEAT it<Starfy> I beat it for aaron realz<Starfy> he said he wii was broke<PaperMario> dud?<Starfy> so i took it and beat it<Starfy> ya dude<Starfy> sorry<Super-Jesse> oh, so you must know MB<Super-Jesse> since you know about his wii being broken<Starfy> MB?<Starfy> oh aaron<Starfy> ya<BirdPerson> Or you could have access to that secret chatroom of theirs.<BirdPerson> But only staff know that.<Starfy> WHAT?!<Starfy> sercet<Starfy> that reminds me<Starfy> wats the sercret page guys?<BirdPerson> It's secret. I don't know it exists.<Super-Jesse> i'd tell you, but i'd have to kill you<PaperMario> u should know if MB is your friend<BirdPerson> I'm sure Super-Jesse can tell you.<Starfy> he wouldnt tell me<BirdPerson> Telepathically or something.<Super-Jesse> I don't even know what it is BP<Super-Jesse> honestly<BirdPerson> Wha-?<Starfy> well, is it minus world?<BirdPerson> Man, that's lame.<SolidShroom> The secret page is in DUMBLEDORE'S GRAVE<Starfy> is it tmknet/minuswworld<Starfy> thats it<Starfy> COOL<Starfy> wat? no..<Starfy> main, ill never gind it<BirdPerson> I figured it out after severe hints from SolidShroom.<Starfy> thought u all wuld know<Starfy> oh wait<Starfy> solidsnake?<Starfy> oh shroom<Starfy> nvm<WarpRattler> It's combat amphibians.<Starfy> i was lik thats my other friend from metalgeargulz.com<SolidShroom> Solid Snake?<Starfy> no dud<Starfy> solidsnake<SolidShroom> Oh<Starfy> its fr mgg<Starfy> i pwn that site<SolidShroom> Okay<Starfy> i set it up on geocitez<BirdPerson> I own a couple of sites myself.<Starfy> really? i bet they all sux<Starfy> LOL<PaperMario> give me a hint solidshroom<BirdPerson> Hahahahaha<BirdPerson> You're funny man<PaperMario> LOLZ ur so awesome and funny!<PaperMario> u so fit in, starfy!<Starfy> thanks pariomario<Starfy> dud, u play superpariomario?<Super-Jesse> My room is so messy...<PaperMario> there's no such game<Starfy> ya dude<Starfy> for wii<Starfy> supermariopaper<Starfy> duh<Starfy> id think ur'd knew<BirdPerson> Oh right, you've been around since David said that<Starfy> ya<Starfy> he gave that name<Starfy> i was like nintendo spell it wrung<Starfy> david's never wrong<Starfy> no one on the site is<Starfy> except that chup guy<BirdPerson> Heh heh heh heh<BirdPerson> Especially Mr. Face<BirdPerson> Yeah, Chup's wrong about everything.<SolidShroom> If no one on the site is ever wrong<SolidShroom> That means Lizard Dude right about more than everything<Starfy> he luks like a gurl<BirdPerson> So does Sapphira, what's up with that?<Starfy> i tld ma friends @ scool that his name should be chupette<Starfy> DUDE SAPHH IS HAWT<Starfy> i wanna marry her<Super-Jesse> What?<PaperMario> uhh...<Starfy> ya why? got a problem? <Super-Jesse> uh, no...just pretty weird....<Starfy> no its not<BirdPerson> Why don't I just shut up and watch quietly...<Starfy> ur just like my burther<PaperMario> this'll be my new sig<PaperMario> it just reeks of awesome<Starfy> hes aways lik "stevie u cant like fake gurls" and im like "SAPH IS REALZ DUD LUK" and hes like "no shes a drawing on the site" and i go NUH-HUH<Super-Jesse> so your name is steve?<Starfy> DUDE YA!<Starfy> how'd u know?<Super-Jesse> Uh...I took a guess...<SolidShroom> I can see Sapph in this conversation going >_<<Super-Jesse> Yeah, is she in here?<BirdPerson> I'm mostly XDing, myself.<Super-Jesse> oh yeah she is<SolidShroom> Away<Starfy> DUDE SHES HERE?<Starfy> OMG OMG OMG OMG!<SolidShroom> Idling<Starfy> and ive been typing all wrong<Starfy> i probaly look like a LOSER now<Starfy> oh well<Starfy> this is me<Starfy> she has gotta lik me 4 me<PaperMario> maybe shes...flattered?.....or not<Starfy> wat does she work on the site?<Super-Jesse> Um, I think she does the artwork<Starfy> oh<Starfy> thats boring<Starfy> she should do the blog<Starfy> u should do art jessie<BirdPerson> More than what LD does, heh.<PaperMario> please leave<Super-Jesse> it's JESSE<Super-Jesse> firstly<Super-Jesse> and secondly<Super-Jesse> why?<SolidShroom> LD is so awesome<Starfy> cuz ur so much more awesome<SolidShroom> And so is SJ<Starfy> YA LD IS TEH AWESOME<Starfy> ya<Starfy> and dezer<Starfy> and aaron<Starfy> but not chupette<Starfy> LOL1<BirdPerson> We need a Super-Jesse fan club<PaperMario> who is dezer?????<SolidShroom> dezer: the new dezzer?<BirdPerson> I'll be president.<SolidShroom> And I'll write a song about impeaching you.<Super-Jesse> Haha, yeah a fan club for me<Super-Jesse> that's be awesome<Starfy> oh sorri<Starfy> i was in the rr<Starfy> duds, dezer is the ownor of mushrom kindum<Starfy> c'mon<Starfy> u know dat* Br26 has joined #tmk<SolidShroom> What are you talking about?<Starfy> so neway<Starfy> ya* Br26 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving )<Starfy> dud dezer<Starfy> nvm<SolidShroom> Gurepito is.<Starfy> u dnt know<Starfy> who<SolidShroom> Deezer just took it from him.<SolidShroom> And then chained him up.<SolidShroom> To feed him bread.<Super-Jesse> Where had Deezer been all day anyway?<Super-Jesse> I wonder...<BirdPerson> Away.<Starfy> DUd whats ur alls real name?<Starfy> mines steve<Starfy> dnt tell my mom i told u<SolidShroom> I can't tell you. I'd have to kill everyone.<Starfy> she says steve dont be telling peopl ur name online they will rape you<Starfy> andi sya no mum im a man they cant<Super-Jesse> ..Your mom and you have a very open relationship<SolidShroom> there are a LOT of Steves in the world.<PaperMario> gross<Starfy> dats my pointe<WarpRattler> We even have an Insane Steve here.<BirdPerson> We need a normal Steve.<Starfy> aw thats why i couldnt use that name<Starfy> i b him<Super-Jesse> I actually like starfy better<BirdPerson> We need a normal Steve.<Starfy> gud, i like stafy too<PaperMario> is this an elaborate joke i'm not getting?<Starfy> i mean starfy<Super-Jesse> Okay guys, im heading to bed<Super-Jesse> night night<Super-Jesse> Oh and PM i'll give you a CT tomorrow<SolidShroom> night* Super-Jesse is now known as SJ|Z_Z<Starfy> Bi my friend!<WarpRattler> 'Night...STARFY!<Starfy> man that jessie is awesome<Starfy> im not leving<Starfy> im still here<Starfy> LOL<BirdPerson> Ruined.<Starfy> wat?<Starfy> dude runscape<Starfy> neway play that?<BirdPerson> You know.<BirdPerson> The Twin Towers.<BirdPerson> They're ruined.<Starfy> forget that<Starfy> its so old<Starfy> i was like 10 when it happens<Starfy> and i was wathing pokemans<BirdPerson> Oh, did I say the Twin Towers?<Starfy> they interuppted my POKEMANs for that?!<Starfy> i was so mad<BirdPerson> I meant the old Wal-Mart in my town.<SolidShroom> Oh man<SolidShroom> Runescape<Starfy> i luv that game<Starfy> but its for NERDS<SolidShroom> I was like 12 when I played it.<WarpRattler> RUN AND ESCAPE!<Starfy> and LOSERS<Starfy> i bet chupette plays that<Starfy> hes prob on ther all night<WarpRattler> Hey, don't lump us nerds in with the Runescape-playing losers.<Starfy> and it lik "IM COOL"<SolidShroom> How dare you insult Nerds and Losers like that.<Starfy> i can do watever i want<Starfy> jk guys<Starfy> i cant<Starfy> my mom saus im being too mean<Starfy> she wants to know u alls names<Starfy> Hi, this is Steven's mother<PaperMario> is she hot?<WarpRattler> My name is Heavy Lobster.<Starfy> I need to you know all your names, now<BirdPerson> I'm Max Vance.<Starfy> He shared his, and I want to make sure no one on here is going to harm him<Starfy> Okay, thank you Mr. Vance<Starfy> Look, I will report you to the police<Starfy> I need everyone's name, now.<BirdPerson> Hey, c'mon.<WarpRattler> No, wait. My real name is Sam Sammerson Laser.<BirdPerson> A few ROMs. I didn't kill anyone.<PaperMario> i'll go to the ends of the earth to remove your son from your grasp<Starfy> Okay, look, your parents may have not raised you right, but I'm doing my best to protect my boy<BirdPerson> Shut up lady<PaperMario> Ms. Starfy, are you hot?<WarpRattler> No, PaperMario means adoption.<SolidShroom> hahaha we're not going to kill him. Honestly we don't care.<BirdPerson> My parents make you look PATHETIC<Starfy> That's not a proper question<Starfy> What? Mr. Vance, I thought you were the only good one here<BirdPerson> Sizzle.<PaperMario> haha<BirdPerson> Oh. You didn't specify whose parents didn't raise who correctly.<Starfy> Don't tell me anything, how old are you all? 12? I can't believe your parents gave you a computer<BirdPerson> whom*<BirdPerson> 15.<PaperMario> your son cant spell<BirdPerson> I've had my own computer since about 11...<WarpRattler> Unless you can take driver's ed at twelve, I think not...<Starfy> I bet you all even buy those Mature games. Well, my son doesn;t, just the other day he walked into Best Buy and he wanted to get a Mario game, but it was rated T so I told him NO Steven<Starfy> and He listened<BirdPerson> I miss that old 3-D maze screensaver.<Starfy> My son can spell however he wants<Starfy> This is NOT school<Starfy> He has to start school next week, so I allowed him to come here<BirdPerson> This...<BirdPerson> IS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!<Starfy> What?<PaperMario> This...<Starfy> You stupid kids and your 300<BirdPerson> Want a mushroom?<Starfy> Look, I need named<SolidShroom> Hahahaha wow<PaperMario> IS SPARTA!<Starfy> I already called 911<Starfy> They want me to get everyone's name<Starfy> and IP<BirdPerson> The police don't arrest pirates.<SolidShroom> Wahahaha<Starfy> I don't know what that IP is<PaperMario> as if<SolidShroom> What did we do?<BirdPerson> Especially not 15-year-old ones.<Starfy> so I need someone to help me<SolidShroom> Okay ma'am<Starfy> You all violated my right to know your name<SolidShroom> To find out our IPs<WarpRattler> You want my IP? 127.0.0.1<SolidShroom> You have to say<BirdPerson> I can help you arrest me, really quickly.<Starfy> Look, my husband is a computer programmer at Dell<SolidShroom> /part SolidShroom<BirdPerson> WHAT THE DELL<Starfy> he can probably buy all your computers and tell me your names<BirdPerson> Compaq.<Starfy> Don't lie <WarpRattler> Compaq.<Starfy> I know that an IP isn't a number<Starfy> It's like a internet protector<Starfy> I don't know<BirdPerson> IP stands for Internet Pornography. I'm never involved.<Starfy> What?!<Starfy> Look, give me your names<BirdPerson> Warp can give you IP though.<Starfy> and I will leave<BirdPerson> Max Vance!<Starfy> Thank you, I know your Mr. Vance<Starfy> what I need everyone's name<WarpRattler> I already told you mine. I'm Sam S. Laser.<BirdPerson> Chup's name is, really, Chupperson Weird.<Starfy> Some are obvious, like Mario, but the rest aren;t<BirdPerson> Deezer is Deezer W. That's all.<Starfy> I have all those<BirdPerson> LD is Matt Warioerson.<Starfy> I already emailed your little site's owner.<SolidShroom> My name is Albert Cohol<WarpRattler> SolidShroom is C. Ombat Amphibian.<SolidShroom> Call me al for short.<BirdPerson> Mushroom Boy is Jordan Shroomy.<Starfy> This isn't funny<Starfy> GIVE ME YOUR NAMES<BirdPerson> Sapphira is Julia Roberts.<Starfy> I NEED NAMES<SolidShroom> No, I disagree<BirdPerson> I'm giving them all to you.<Starfy> IM NOT PLAYING GAMES ANYMORE<SolidShroom> This is really funny<Starfy> JUST SHUT UP<Starfy> EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP<BirdPerson> If I don't type quiockly enough for you, leave.<Starfy> Now tell me your names<WarpRattler> Fine, we won't tell you our names.<BirdPerson> n-fani is Fynn Lander<n-fani> Right<BirdPerson> Suffix is Ian Ing<Starfy> I said to be quiet<Starfy> Now listen<BirdPerson> Make me, granny.<Starfy> where are your parents?<BirdPerson> In a room down a hall, and... Nevada?<Starfy> Well, they should be watching how you talk to people<WarpRattler> My mom just left for work.<SolidShroom> Mine too<BirdPerson> With the highest respect to grannies.<BirdPerson> They know how I am.<WarpRattler> And my dad gets home from work in a few hours.<Starfy> Your parents leave you at the computer?<Starfy> I can't believe that<Starfy> What bad parents<BirdPerson> Super-Jesse is Nott Awaik<SolidShroom> Hahaha<SolidShroom> HAHAHA<Starfy> I watch my Steven all the time<SolidShroom> Really<SolidShroom> If you don't like us<BirdPerson> Floyd is Floyd Barber.<SolidShroom> Why don't you just leave<Starfy> Because I NEED NAMES<Starfy> NOW<SolidShroom> WHY?<Starfy> No more games<Starfy> The cops needs your names<Starfy> I already called them<BirdPerson> Lakitu7 is Adorkznett Ahperater<SolidShroom> WHAT WILL YOU GAIN FROM KNOWING MY NAME IS FRANK?<Starfy> Those aren't real names<Starfy> Look, I need everyone to email me your IDs<BirdPerson> Uhhh, yes they are.* Br26 has joined #tmk<BirdPerson> Lakitu7 is Swiss.<PaperMario> My name is Daniel Cook<Starfy> my email is thresa.myers@dell.net<Starfy> so email me them<SolidShroom> Br56 please help<Starfy> I need them all<SolidShroom> br26*<Starfy> No, NO MORE NAMES<Br26> zuh<Starfy> Just your IDs* PaperMario e-mails pr0n<BirdPerson> 1337.<Starfy> and your Social Security cards please<n-fani> I thought he didn't have an e-mail<WarpRattler> Br26 is P. Ing Timote.<BirdPerson> 'Cause we all have those.<SolidShroom> I don't have one<SolidShroom> I'm an illegal immigrant.<Starfy> You don't have an email?<Starfy> Good, maybe your parents did something right<Starfy> I don't let my son have one<BirdPerson> wheresdezzer@googlepages.com<Starfy> They only lead to trouble<SolidShroom> IRC is way worse than an email.<Starfy> What?<Starfy> You all talking your nerd talk now?<BirdPerson> Max|Death is Stocker somthing.<Starfy> Look, don't expose my son to that<SolidShroom> IRC<Starfy> Just talk like normal people<SolidShroom> YOU'RE ON IT NOW<Starfy> I'm on what?!<SolidShroom> INTERNET RELAY CHAT<Starfy> No sir, I do NOT do drugs!<BirdPerson> Duuuuude<BirdPerson> Solid<BirdPerson> Pass the IRC<Starfy> Don't make up things, why must you kids always make up things<SolidShroom> WHAT<BirdPerson> Oh man that's goooooood<Starfy> See, this is what I get<SolidShroom> I'm not making up anything<Starfy> Look, I need to go to work in 3 hours<Starfy> So I need IDS ASAP<BirdPerson> Way to teach values<Starfy> whose in charge here?<Starfy> I need the name of the person in charge<BirdPerson> "Early to bed, early to rise, son"<SolidShroom> Deezer<SolidShroom> Chupperson<Starfy> and I need them to be in here now<SolidShroom> Lizard_Dude<SolidShroom> Sapphira<BirdPerson> What kind of business hired you, lady?<Starfy> What do these plus and a signs mean?<Starfy> I don't understand this<BirdPerson> A line of beggars outside of 7-11?<BirdPerson> You could be CEO in an instant<Starfy> Look sir, I don't need to tell you anything<BirdPerson> Your sone, vice president.<Starfy> I need your ids<BirdPerson> -e<WarpRattler> The @ signs mean that they have slaves. The + signs mean that they're spellcasters. The % signs mean that they carry stairs around.<Starfy> What?!<BirdPerson> My ID is 1337.<Starfy> IS THIS some sort of CULT?!<Starfy> THIS IS!<Starfy> I knew it<SolidShroom> Okay<BirdPerson> Yeah<Starfy> I told Steven it was<Starfy> that's it<BirdPerson> We're happy-happyists<Starfy> Okay, I need everyone's names now<WarpRattler> HAPPY HAPPY!<SolidShroom> We all worship Stan and drink cow blood<Starfy> I'm calling my uncle at the FBI<BirdPerson> We paint things blue under Mr. Carpatiner's command.<Starfy> there some letters for you nerds<Starfy> FBI<BirdPerson> Carpainter*<Starfy> they will ban your IRC for good<Starfy> Just like they should all these Mature games<BirdPerson> !teleport Starfy's mother<Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends Starfy's mother to McDonald's<Starfy> I HAT those<WarpRattler> Holy crap, I'm scared.<BirdPerson> Stay there<Starfy> hate^<Starfy> What is that?<Starfy> Some sort of spell?<Starfy> You can't play that in REAL life<BirdPerson> Muschokoloauho<Starfy> when will you losers realize all this Mario, all this Nintendo is FAKE. GET A LIFE!<WarpRattler> FIRAJA!<BirdPerson> Yehelomonolulzo<Starfy> Stop that!<SolidShroom> If the FBI leaves /b/ alone then they don't care about this. Yes, I know I broke Rule #1 and #2<Starfy> STOP THAT NOW!<WarpRattler> DEMIJA!* BirdPerson is reciting an angry mother-killing incantation<Starfy> WHAT?!<WarpRattler> BLIZZAJA!<Starfy> Oh, I see<BirdPerson> Lulzalulzavanexplode<SolidShroom> AVADA KEDAVRA<Starfy> Look, I need the name of someone who's here right now who is in charge<Starfy> Will someone get me the perosn in charge NOW!<BirdPerson> I'm in charge.<Starfy> Okay then<SolidShroom> n-fani<BirdPerson> The voices all are.<Starfy> What?<Starfy> voices?<BirdPerson> That's us with the +'s<SolidShroom> Is the highest ranked in charge.<Starfy> Okay<SolidShroom> Awake<SolidShroom> consult n-fani<Starfy> So you and this...SJ person..Who's that<Starfy> I need to know that person's name<SolidShroom> He's asleep<Starfy> I need everyone's name<BirdPerson> Solid, n-fani was demoted to halfop.<Starfy> No he's not, stop protecting your nerd people<SolidShroom> But he's higher than a voice<BirdPerson> I'm voiced and SJ's asleep.<Starfy> WAKE UP EVERYONE NOW<SolidShroom> oh yeah<Starfy> Okay, well, Im done talking to you<BirdPerson> Sssh!!!<SolidShroom> Everyone's at the computer<n-fani> BirdPerson, I've never been an op<BirdPerson> You're LOUD!<Starfy> So someone better get me this SJ or else<n-fani> So I was never demoted<BirdPerson> Man, way to ruin it.<Starfy> Look, I need these other names too<BirdPerson> SJ is Mr. Carpainter.<Starfy> I can't believe this is to hard for you kids to understand<Starfy> What?<Starfy> No, stop with the fake names already<BirdPerson> The one who instructs us to paint things blue.<BirdPerson> ...<BirdPerson> You think I'm lying to you?<Starfy> I said I NEED IDS<BirdPerson> Look into my eyes.<Starfy> I don't care anymore<BirdPerson> ._.<Starfy> I need names<Starfy> all of you<BirdPerson> Do I look like a liar?<n-fani> My ID is in my wallet<Starfy> get it out, and scan it<Starfy> You nerds should know how to do that<n-fani> Make me<BirdPerson> A bear ate my wallet.<Starfy> I already called the cops<n-fani> Oh no, cops<BirdPerson> California is dangerous.<SolidShroom> Lady, I'm gonna urinate on myself because you're so funny.<Starfy> What?!<Starfy> How...disgusting<SolidShroom> BRB<Starfy> Look, let's make a deal<BirdPerson> Lady. People excrete.<Starfy> I'll let my son back on<BirdPerson> What, have you advanced beyond the need?<Starfy> but I need everyone's name first<Starfy> he's bugging me to get back on<Starfy> Please, just tell me names<Starfy> Hold On, the cops just got here<BirdPerson> I'd kill you if I were your kid.<Starfy> Wait until I come back<Starfy> when they read that<BirdPerson> I might kill you for the heck of it! I've tracked your location.<Starfy> they'll arrest you<BirdPerson> I'll kill the cops too.<Lizard_Dude> My name is Seymoure<BirdPerson> I know all sorts of battle techniques.<WarpRattler> BirdPerson and I are both masters of PSI techniques.<BirdPerson> And, when you're all dead, I'll burn your son alive! ^_^<SolidShroom> Lizard_Dude: Seymoure Butts?<Starfy> dud, just give my mom ur names<WarpRattler> Actually, I think it's spell "Butz," Solid.<Starfy> please, i want to chil w/ u<SolidShroom> I said it<Starfy> shes downstaifs wit the cops<SolidShroom> My name is Frnak<SolidShroom> Frank<Starfy> k good<BirdPerson> Sorry Starfy.<SolidShroom> How will you benefit<Starfy> thx dude<SolidShroom> There are a lot of Franks<BirdPerson> I made a promise, I have to burn you alive.<SolidShroom> in the world.<Starfy> no, ill mak up names<Starfy> hold on<Starfy> im gonna go tell her u gave me ur names<BirdPerson> I'm really sorry. I only wanted to kill your witch of a mother, but I have to burn you. There's no way around it.<SolidShroom> I see something wrong here<PaperMario> can i be mario mario?<SolidShroom> Starfy is a MGS fan<SolidShroom> But that's rated M<BirdPerson> I'm on my IRC-enabled watch right now.<BirdPerson> I'm very close to the house...<BirdPerson> Aw snap, should've brought my camera.<Starfy> k i think it wrok guys<BirdPerson> SolidShroom, make an OBJECTION!<Starfy> i make a list<BirdPerson> Got it. This is the place.<Starfy> and she gave it to the cops<Starfy> so i think im gud now<Starfy> og man shes coming back<PaperMario> is your mom hot<Starfy> ioashag<BirdPerson> This won't be hard... I'll go in, kill the cops and evil lady, then burn Starfy.<Starfy> Okay look people<Starfy> I can't believe you all won't give me your names<Starfy> But my son was nice enough to give me your names<PaperMario> these are our real names<SolidShroom> Lady<SolidShroom> Look<Starfy> so I apologize for being so rude<SolidShroom> I must make an objection<PaperMario> why else would we use these handles?<Starfy> I gave them to the cops, and they said they will be notifying your parents<Starfy> so Mr. Garcia, I'm sorry<Starfy> And let me make sure this list is right<SolidShroom> Your kid has no M rated games, yet he claims to be fan of Metal Gear Solid, an M rated game.<Starfy> Okay, which one is Ike Myers?<Starfy> Which one is Gilbert Gotfied?<Lizard_Dude> me<Lizard_Dude> er<Lizard_Dude> ME <Starfy> Ok<Starfy> thank you<Starfy> and...<Lizard_Dude> YOU'RE WELCOME<Starfy> Frank Uvla?<SolidShroom> Me<Starfy> Okay then thank you<Starfy> Let me see what else<BirdPerson> You're taking looooooooooong, lady. Get it over with so I can kill you with PK Thunder.<Starfy> Well, I'm sorry Mr. Vance my son is a bit more important than you<Starfy> he just had an accident<Starfy> And I cannot do two things at once<Starfy> I just cannot!<BirdPerson> Oh suuuuuure<BirdPerson> He won't be, after I've burned him alive.<Starfy> I'm done with everyone<BirdPerson> You can die and scream simultaneously.<Starfy> I already got ur names<Starfy> I don't need anything else<Starfy> My son and I must leave for work now<Starfy> So good day SIRS<BirdPerson> I'm a madam<Starfy> k guys bye<Starfy> im sorry about my mom<BirdPerson> Max is short for Maximina<Starfy> My son has nothing to be sorry about<BirdPerson> YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!<Starfy> You ALL are TRASH!* Starfy has quit IRC (Quit: Ciao! )<SolidShroom> SJ<SolidShroom> Wow<SolidShroom> You're amazing<SolidShroom> I've never seen such an awesome act.<SolidShroom> I was fooled.<WarpRattler> Man, I was going to try to get a CT out of this.<BirdPerson> That was entertaining role-playing, if anything ever was.<SJ|Z_Z> Bp was ruining it for everyone* SJ|Z_Z is now known as Super-Jesse<BirdPerson> Only in the beginning.<Super-Jesse> with his innuendos<PaperMario> i was fooled for a while<BirdPerson> What?<Super-Jesse> Good, well, that was fun<Super-Jesse> I dunno what started it<PaperMario> till warprattler told me the truth<SolidShroom> I had a feeling that was a fake.<Super-Jesse> lol, see, I wish no one told anyone<Super-Jesse> it was hilarious<Super-Jesse> I even got LD<BirdPerson> I knew immediately, /whois is good.<SolidShroom> It was great<WarpRattler> /whois rocks.<SolidShroom> I didn't /whois till real late<SolidShroom> It was much better if you were fooled.<Super-Jesse> [04:34] <Super-Jesse> this Starfy is sure funny<Super-Jesse> [04:34] <Super-Jesse> i wonder who he is ;)<Super-Jesse> [04:35] <Lizard_Dude> Oh that was you<Super-Jesse> [04:35] <Super-Jesse> ...<Super-Jesse> [04:35] <Super-Jesse> you had no idea?<Super-Jesse> [04:35] <Lizard_Dude> I believed it<SolidShroom> Trust me<Super-Jesse> Yeah, the mom thing was actually real though<SolidShroom> haha<Super-Jesse> it happened in warcraft<WarpRattler> Suuure.<Super-Jesse> let me find the video<Lizard_Dude> I don't slam /whois within seconds like the rest of these kids<SolidShroom> Hahaha<SolidShroom> I don't do that either LD<n-fani> Oh wow<PaperMario> some kid's mom really did that in warcraft?<Super-Jesse> ANyway<Super-Jesse> Yeah<Super-Jesse> I gotta find the video<Lizard_Dude> My favorite part of the whole thing was Bird instantly saying his name was Max Vance.<Super-Jesse> My favorite line:<Super-Jesse> <Starfy> he plays with his Wii i just watch <BirdPerson> Max Vance is supposedly MaxVance's real name.<WarpRattler> Yes, that was hilarious.<Lizard_Dude> Well duh<Lizard_Dude> Although I have a friend, username of John Denbee<Lizard_Dude> but his real name is Kyle Nelson<PaperMario> the innuendo in that line was hilarious<SolidShroom> so <SolidShroom> How is this going to classic quotes?<Super-Jesse> Sorry I'm looking for the video<Super-Jesse> i know it's here somewhere<BirdPerson> Link to a txt if anything<SolidShroom> I suggest uploading a .txt and picking out good points.<Lizard_Dude> Paste the whole thing and just post it<BirdPerson> [02:40] <Ronald> I neeeeed sleeeeeep.* BirdPerson is now known as Bird|Sleep<Bird|Sleep> G'night, all.<WarpRattler> Yeah, it's now almost 6 am. Good morning, #tmk!<SolidShroom> :/<SolidShroom> Lucky guys<Lizard_Dude> Dude I have to drive 5 hours in... 5 hours<SolidShroom> You get sleep<SolidShroom> I get lawn mowing<Lizard_Dude> Why does this happen every time<WarpRattler> I leave for Chicago in probably less than 24 hours.* WarpRattler has quit IRC (Quit: See ya, people. )<PaperMario> i'm hungry...* PaperMario has quit IRC (Quit: Night. Er...morning....whatever. )<Lizard_Dude> I'm too young to die* Lizard_Dude has quit IRC (Quit: Don't shoot! I'm with the science team! )<Super-Jesse> hahaha<Super-Jesse> I FINDS IT<Super-Jesse> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764262<Super-Jesse> Another bright day...
Super-Jesse thought it would be funny to sign in under another alias and mess with the chat room. I wasn't there for it, but I did find it kind of funny upon reading afterward.