So I am driving my van, with my father, brother, sister, and sister's boyfriend. I got a good station on the radio to keep me relaxed and focused as I drive us home. WBAB 102.3, Long Island's #1 Rock Station. My sister though doesn't like the station when everyone else finds it much better than the crap she likes to listen to.
What does she do? She gets out her cell phone, and starts blasting the music she's got on it from the phone's speaker, with constant threats to "change the station to BLI." WBLI 106.1, Long Island's #1 (my butt) Hit Music Station. I merely respond to this by turning up the volume of the radio so I don't have to hear her stupid "Umbrella" song, though it didn't help much.
"I thought you hated black people." I said, sourly.
"I DO, retard." She replied.
"Then why are you listening to their music?" I asked, putting her in a slight paradox. She didn't reply, and continued blasting her stupid music.
So my racist sister is never tagging along when I go for a drive anymore. Ever.