Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1295977 times)

BP · « **Reply #1605 on:** September 29, 2005, 08:05:40 PM »

Depends how heavy.

Why are burgers from Mexican restaurants so good?

I can talk English more better than you.

Edited by - Bird person on 9/29/2005 10:14:42 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1606 on:** September 30, 2005, 06:06:34 AM »

They're not.

A big ant and a little ant are sitting on a bench. The little ant pokes the big ant repeatedly. The big ant says 3 words and the little ant starts crying. What were those 3 words?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

BP · « **Reply #1607 on:** September 30, 2005, 08:21:25 AM »

Mexican burgers: YUM!

Who wears long longjohns?

I can talk English more better than you.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #1608 on:** September 30, 2005, 09:31:02 AM »

A: Mr. Silver.

Q: Why did Nintendo Power change to a "new look"?

justinyoshi · « **Reply #1609 on:** September 30, 2005, 02:17:28 PM »

a: nothing rhymes with orange.
q: is bored made out of woooooould?

ducky go down de hole!

Glorb · « **Reply #1610 on:** September 30, 2005, 06:38:49 PM »

No, it's made of woooooorms.

What is the square root of the alphanumeric value of the third favorite color of Mario's second cousin once removed through marriage devided by the first three multiples of the average number of coins in sub-level K=8# pH of the Minus World in Super Mario Bros.?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1611 on:** September 30, 2005, 07:29:28 PM »

Poop.

Why is my answer to Glorb's question illogical?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #1612 on:** September 30, 2005, 08:42:18 PM »

A: Poop

Q: Is scab salad really good for you? I mean, really?

Suffix · « **Reply #1613 on:** September 30, 2005, 08:55:15 PM »

Who needs dried cranberries, I say? No, it's practically worthless in the face of spinach, pancake batter, and turtle mustard.

What did YOU think when you read "scab salad?"

BP · « **Reply #1614 on:** September 30, 2005, 09:06:31 PM »

I thought Salad Fingers got a scab.

What?

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1615 on:** October 01, 2005, 02:25:10 AM »

It's 'pardon', not what.

Who wears short shorts?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 10/1/2005 1:27:04 AM

DeadAwake · « **Reply #1616 on:** October 01, 2005, 02:35:41 AM »

A: He does.

Q: Can optical mice cause cancer?

Glorb · « **Reply #1617 on:** October 01, 2005, 10:30:41 AM »

Yes, and leprosy. I learned that the hard way.

Dein glurpend, uberfeinspoin von achtung schutzstaffel don nein, sovastung dorg leiben gutenhimmelschweinuber groppenheimer?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1618 on:** October 02, 2005, 07:47:44 AM »

Sorry, I don't speak German.

If Tidbit's outside his doghouse then what's that thing inside it?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

BP · « **Reply #1619 on:** October 02, 2005, 08:03:23 PM »

FINE, you can stop hinting. I'll get out.

Why do I have to get out? I was paying rent!

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.