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« on: March 22, 2002, 07:56:53 PM »
One sunny day at the mushroom kingdom Mario
Was training in the Robo room witch was a room with robotic enemy's and moving stuffed goombas.

Mario:Here-a we go!(Jumps on goombot(Goomba))
Luigi:Here comes.....BOWSERBOT?!?!?
(At Peachs castle)
Peach:*Mumble**Groan*......
Toad:Cheer up,Peach.What's the matter?
Peach:Nothing......
Something in the window:*Crack**Knock*
Peach and Toad:Yikes!!!!!!
*Bowser bursts through the window and walks in*
Bowser:Gah ha ha ha ha!!!
It is I!
Peach!
The great king bowser!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Peach:Yes.I know that.What else would you be here for?
Bowser:For some candy?
Toad:Get real!You are not going too kidnapp Peach!
Bowser:That's what you think.....MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Toad:Oh yea?
Bowser:Yes.But here is something too take care of you!*Calls somebody*
???:Here We come!!!!!!
*A stampede like sound comes*
Peach:We have too get out there too handle them!
Bowser:I have a short cut.....*Grabs peach,Toad runs after her and Bowser jumps out the window*
Peach:HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP MMMEEEE!!!!!
Toad:Oh no!

A swarm of Magikoopas!!!!
*They aim there wands at peach and get ready*
Toad:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Leaps over Bowser and tries too help peach*
*A Giant light fills the whole world and Peach and Toad were put into little cards with the word Bowser and Bowser's face winking on th back*
(Back at Mario's Pad)
Mario:(Almost blinded from the light)
uuuughhhh.....Lui.....Gi......*Falls too the floor*
Luigi:Ughh...I hear bowser Laughing........Ughh....
Mario:And I hear Peach calling for help....Ughh.....
Mario and Luigi:You know what that means!!!!
*Yoshi pops up*Yoshi:(Transelated)Too save Peach!!!!!!!
............................................................................................................................... ........
Mario:Snd it's also time for Yoshi too go home.
Yoshi:Yebie yebie heboooYoshi yoo yo yo shi hshi!
Ok.Ok.You can help.......




I will post More later.

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2002, 07:10:56 PM »
Chapter 1:Mario vs. Iggy

One day Mario and Luigi were searching For Peach.

Mario:PPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi:PPPPPPPPPEAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi:BBBBBBBBBOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:LUIGI!!!!!
Luigi:I'm right here-a Mario.
Mario:No,not that.I was yelling at you!
Why would we want Bowser?
Luigi:Cause we can beat him p right away!
Mario:Beat him up right away?
We might not-a win Luigi!
Luigi:Me,You,lose too Bowser?!?!?!
That is saying that we are weak!
And we aren't!
Mario:Well Bowser isn't Either.
Luigi:Oh yeah right.
Mario:*Kicks luigi in the @ss*Luigi,You weren't there when I went through Serios
Butt-kicking against Bowser!
Luigi:But I had Battled him in my own Adventure!
Mario:Name it!
Luigi:Umm....Luigi's Mansion?
Mario:Yeah right!I wasn't Captured by Bowser!
Luigi:Smb2?
Mario:Nope,That was originally MY adventure.
Luigi:Look!A castle!
Mario:A fortress!
Luigi and Mario:A GIANT COME?!?!?!?!
Mario:That's not a come,Luigi.
That is a strange shaped castle.
*Mario and Luigi enter the nearest castle.*
Mario:Oh no........
Luigi:HAMMER BROS.!!!!!!
Mario:What do we have?
Luigi:Cape feather,Racoon suit,Tannookie suit,Fire flower,Hammer suit.....
Mario*Interupts*:Hammer suit!
They will think that were hammer bros.!
Luigi:Good thinking!*They walk by*
Mario:Wha-!
Luigi:Whahhhhh!!!!!!
Mario:What is this?
Luigi:It's a big green ghost!
Lemme handle him!*Pulls out the vacum he used in LM and shoots out a ghost that was in there so long he died at the green ghost*
G.G.:Ahhh!!!!!!!!*POW*
*Mario and luigi keep moveing until they find a  big door*
Mario:I'll Battle em'!
Luigi:Ok-a!

(In the Room)

Mario:Who's there???
????:gahhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Mario:COME OUT WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!
Iggy:It is I,Iggy!
Mario:Lets battle!Where ever you are!
*bowser Pops in the Room*
Mario:Iggy?!?!
*Bowser doesn't answeer,He throws a card with a picture of Iggy on the front and a Picture of the word bowser and a picture of Bowser winking on it*
Mario:Hah ha ha ha!!!!
*Bowser runs away*
Luigi:AAAHHH!!!!
*Card Sends a big Flash of light,The picture of Iggy is gone,And Iggy is standing in the middle of the Dark Room.
Mario:Let's Battle!
Iggy:As you wish.
*The lights turn on and it reviels a Platform that Iggy was stnding on and if Mario felll of he would fall into a pit of Spikes*
Iggy:wait!*He Tigthens his Muscles and Squezzes as had as He could and His Shell gets covered in Fire*
Mario:I need too play with Fire too!
*Grabs a Fire Flower and Jumps on the Platform*
*Mario throws a fire ball and It hits iggy shell and it melts and it reveials Heart Boxers*
Iggy:AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Mario Jumps on Iggy while Iggy was screaming*
Iggy:Give Me My Shell!!!!!!!
Mario:Ok!*Tosss' a Shell From his Pocket and Throws it at Iggy and He gets knocked into the Spikes*
Iggy:AHHHH!!!I'VE BEEN BOTH,EMBARESSED AND DEAFEATED!!!!!!!!

The end of chapter 2

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2002, 09:13:22 PM »
Ok.That was kinda stupid.......
First,there is a new Koopaling that was born...
Cal--Exactly like larry exept his hair is green and he wears a diaper over some of his shell.

Chapter 3! Mario vs. Cal

One day, Mario was looking for Peach.
Mario:Phew...I'm thirsty....
Yoshi:Yebbie yebbie heboo!
Luigi:There you are!
Luigi:May I?
Yoshi:Yebbie yebbie yes!
*Luigi gets on Yoshi*
Mario:Oh!I found Peach!
Luigi:Where?
Mario:Down here!In this...
Luigi:What?
Mario:This is iggys card.It's empty.
Luigi:Rats.Hey!We could store an enemy in it and it will obey us!
Mario:Right!
Luigi:Well..There doesn't seem to be enemys nearby...Rats...
Mario:A castle!
Luigi:Lets go!
(in the castle)
Mario:The big door?
Luigi:If it's right here then he must be hard.
Mario:I'll go.
(In the room)
*Bowser throws another card like the first one exept it has cal on it*
Mario:Here I go!
*Mario jumps on cal*
Cal:Owee!!!!
*Cal hides in it's shell and he crashs into a wall but the diaper keeps the shell from cracking*
Mario:Huh????
*Mario pulls of the diaper when Cal doesn't notice,Smells something horrible, and makes him crash into a wall.*
Cal:Gahh!!!*Grabs the diaper and flys around and crashs into wall*
Mario:Haha!!!!We won!


Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2002, 06:02:52 PM »
Chapter 3.
Luigi vs. Lara
New Koopaling.
Again...
Lara-Just like Iggy exept is a girl and has pink hair.


Mario and Luigi Were walking until they came across another card.
Mario:Here's another one.
Luigi:And theres a Goomba.
Lets catch it!
Mario:How?
Luigi:I don't know.
Mario:Maybe we can't  use them,Maybe only Bowser can.
Luigi:Your probably right.
Mario:Lets-a go!(Stomps on Goomba)
Luigi:A castle!!!
Mario:Lets Go!
(Inside the catsle)
Mario:Brrr...
*Luigi shivers*
Luigi:It's getting cold in here...
*Bowser comes in and Throws a card*
Mario:Ya!!!!
Lara:Hello...
Mario:Na na na na na!
Lara:That made me mad!!!
*She tries too jump on Mario*
Luigi:Ya!!!!
Mario,You get out of here.
I'll handle this one!
*Lara tries too JUmp on him*
Luigi:Wahh!!!!*Jumps too the side*
Lara:I'll get you!!!*Spits Fire at luigi*
Luigi:Ha!!!*Throws a Fireball at Lara*
Lara:Ouch!!!*Toss's a Shell at luigi but he catches it*
Luigi:Ya!!!!*Throws shell*
Lara:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

The end of Chapter 3.

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2002, 08:19:55 PM »
You can Continue but don't Do Bowser Cause I got an Idea For it.

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2002, 08:06:45 PM »
The Bros. Vs. Birdo

Mario and Luigi are whistling and walking through the forest
Mario: I can't beleive Bowser could make such weak defense!
Luigi: Yea! Remember that time when you took bowser and swung him around into bombs?
Mario: Yeah! That was so fun!
I must've gotten Stronger, flinging a 1,000 pound turtle around
*Luigi Frowns*
Mario: (stuttering) N-Not Th-th-that I'm saying you're weak. Y-yo-your
plenty strong. I mean, jumping like
wild in SMB2 is something to be proud of. But I just don't know why your boots are slippery
Luigi: My dad forgot to buy us new ones. I mean jumping and sliding a lot can damage your soles. But you don't do that as much as me. My shoes are like ice!
Mario: (nervous) Wh-wh-why is it get-get-getting dark here?
Luigi: i dunno. Maybe we're in a forest.
Mario: Oh, shoot!!!!!
*A fireball whizzes past them*
Luigi: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-whoa!!!!!
*They both spin to the ground and fall face-first*
Luigi: ooof... that hurt.
Mario: C'mon let's-a go!
*A couple of hundred of yards later*
Mario: Hey! It's brighter! My eyes can actually see better!
Luigi: What is that? (Points to a cabin with a flag with an egg on it)
Mario: Looks familar...
Luigi: Let's go inside.
*Mario trips on a rock, but gets back up*

(SCENE: THE CABIN)
Luigi: kinda creepy. All the girl dolls and stuff. Just brings chills to me.
Mario: I know a doctor who can do something about that
Luigi: Let me guess-
Mario: ME!
Luigi: ha-ha.
*A dark, shadowy figure appears*
???: Hi!
Both: Wha-?
Birdo: I'm going to finish you off!
*SMB2 Battle Music plays*
*The three fight, throwing eggs at Birdo*
Mario: Reminds me of the late 80's...
Birdo: I'll shock you with my prettiness!
*Does a weird eye-thingie*
Mario: Quick the Mirror!
Luigi: Yes!
*The "Love Beam" is reflected and makes Birdo Dizzy*
Birdo: whoa.... can't....... control..... self.....
Luigi: Mario!! The shell!
Mario: *Throws a shell at Birdo*
Mario: Ya wanna free ride? I'll give ya one! to the lave pit behind you!
Birdo: Nooooo!! I'll remember this!!! *Falls into lava*
*The Bros. hi-5 each other*
Mario: whoa! A crystal ball!
Luigi: It goes into that socket over there...
*Stuffs the ball in the socket*
*A door opens with sunshine eminating from it
and SMB2 Victory song plays*
Mario: Let's blow this SMB2 house!
Luigi: Yeah!!!
(Both run off, into the sunset, towards the unknown...)
It could be a castle... Never know...
---------
chapter 4 over!

The sequel:
The bros. vs. The Boo clan!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/9/2002 7:15:15 PM
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2002, 01:42:30 PM »
The Ultimate Showdown!
Mario and Luigi vs. Bowser and Baby Bowser.



Mario and Luigi were walking along until they came too a giant castle with a little safe.

Safe:Help!
Mario:Peach must be inside!
Luigi:But how could she fit in that tiny thing?
Mario:Maybe she was put in one of those cards!
Luigi:Right!
(Mario and luigi walk in the Castle)

Mario:I don't like the looks of this place...
Luigi:Niether do I...
Mario:Duck!*A tiny shell with spikes  ride right over Mario and Luigi but doesn't touch them.
Mario:phew.
???:Roar!
Mario:That doesn't Sound like Bowser!
Baby Bowser:That's because it isn't Bowser!
It's Baby Bowser!
Luigi:I'll handle him!
B.Bowser:Oh no you won't!*Spits Fire at Luigi*
Luigi:Yoshi can handle you!*Jumps on Yoshi*
B.Bowser:Ah ha!Bob-ombs,You've got someone too play with!
*A stampede of Bob-ombs come*
Luigi:Oh no!
*Yoshi eats one and it turns into a bomb egg*
Luigi:Throw it!*Yoshi throws the bomb egg at the Cieling and Spikes fall down*
Baby Bowser:Owwww!yow,Ohhh Achhh!ughhhh....
???:You Fool!
Why would somebody like you be beaten!
You make me look bad!
Mario and Luigi:BOWSER!!!!!
Bowser:That's right!
Luigi gimme a Fire Flower!
*Luigi give him the Fire Flower but it doesn't work*
Mario:Hammer Suit!*Luigi gives it too him and it doesn't Work*
Mario:Cape Feather,Tanooki Suit,Racoon suit,Super Flower,EVERYTHING!!!!
Mario and Luigi try every thing and they keep getting hurt*
Mario:Yahh!!*Throws a card that was empty but Bowser throws it back at Mario*
Bowser:That won't Work!
Luigi:It's Hopeless!
Mario:Now it isn't!*Mario Puts the cards together and they make one big card*
Mario:YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Mario throws the card at Bowser and a Huge explosion comes*
Mario:Ughhh....
*Mario looks down and Bowser is in the card and there was a key laying on the Floor*
Mario:YEEEEAAAAA!!!!!
Luigi:*Wakes up*Huh?Woohoo!Mario you-a did it!
Mario:Lets go back too the safe!
*Mario opens the safe and releases Peacha and toad from the cards*
Mario:Woohoo!
Victorty!!!!!!!
*Mario and Peach Walk ALL the way too the castle too play Mario Monopoly at Mario's House.


    The End.

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2002, 01:29:35 PM »
at the party...

Mario: 5,6,7,8, Chance!
Mario: (reading card) There is a turtle infestation and you must pay damage. pay 10 coins for each house and 30 coins for each castle.
Mario: Shoot!
*pays50 coins for house ans 60 for castles. Only has 100 left*
Luigi: My turn *shakes dice*
Luigi: Yea! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Darn!
*Luigi Pays 150 coins rent to Peach's Nimbus Land ave.*
Luigi: Grrr! I have 149 coins, a Baby Bowser Card and a star. That enough?
Peach: sorry, 1 coin too short!
Luigi: >( Yah!!
*they syart to fight*
Toad: while they fight let's steal their coins and stars!
Mario:baby bowser card? Ahhhh! Toad! Shred it! burn it! do something be fore baby bowser comes out!
Toad: you're nuts, this isn't one of Bowser's-
???:Graaaaa!
Toad: Yikes!
Mario: run!!!!!!!!!
Toad: help!

The Doomsday Showdown
Luigi vs. Kamek, Boos, and Baby Bowser
B.Bowser: Thought I'd give up, eh? Well no! Kamek! Boos! We have a visitor!
Kamek:  ooooh...*throws Magikoopa spell on house*
(fortunatly, Luigi and Peach are unaffected by the spell)
Boos: eh, ooog, I feel funny...
Kamek: Shoot! They have to attack and leave then I use magic!
B.Bowser: I'd... like a... Easy-Peasy... this book is... I love Daisy...
Luigi: What?!?!?! She's my girlfriend!! Take this, you dirty jerk!
*POW!*
Peach: Yikes! Mario,Toad, Kamek, Baby Bowser, and the Boos are all dizzy!
Peach: Luigi! You owe 1 coin- ah! Where's all my coins! Why i oughttta-
Luigi: Now's not the time, we've got to beat up Baby Bowser and his playmates!
Peach: Yeah! Let's Go!
Kamek: Gr.... Take this! (A frozen arrow is flying)
Peach: whoa! *miss* Missed me, missed, now you gotta- yuck, no way!
Luigi: You take Boo and I'll take Kamek!
Luigi: Here's my gift for you!
*POW!* *FIREBALL!* *DONK!* *BOOM!* *SMASH!*
Kamek: ......
Luigi: yea!!
Peach: Here it is!
Boo: heh,he,heh.
*miss!*
Peach: oof!!
Boo: You can never catch us!
Peach: Mario!! Hammer!
Mario: o....k.... my.... gift.....is... a....skilift.....
Peach: Gimme!
Mario: Wha- oh hi peach! Here you go!
Peach: You're back! Go take Baby Bowser!
Peach: Now it's CLOBBERIN' TIME!
*Smashes all the Boos*
Peach: Peach has got it!
Mario: Meet Mr. Fist!
B.Bowser:hi.....Mr.Fist.....
Mario: Yah!!!! *POW!*
B.Bowser: Daddy! Mariow gave mes boo-boo!
Bowser: aw.... Mario!
Mario: *scared*
Bowser: Now you're dead meat!

The final match
Mario,Peach,Luigi, and Toad vs. Bowser and Baby Bowser

Bowser: Heh,heh, Special delivery!
*hit's every one but Mario and Toad*
B.Bowser: Wahhhhhhh!!!
Bowser: (Thinking) Crap!
Mario: It's one thing if you hit me, but hitting my friends, You are so dead!
*Mario and toad do amny strong moves*
Bowser: ooof!!! Here's what I call "The finisher"!
Mario: Yea! sure! it'll sure finsh you off!
Bowser: gwahahaha! *Executes Finisher*
Bowser: *BOOM!* wha-? I missed? Nooo!!!1
Toad: Tie him up!
Mario: c'mon let's do it!
*they tie bowser's feet together*
Mario: i'll take care of him!!
B.Bowser: Daddy!!! Mes gots 2 boo-boos! Me mad! *send out a pack of 100 Bob-ombs*
Mario: *throws Bowser like in SM64*
*Bowser lands on Baby Bowser, Kamek, and the Bob-ombs, thus eliminating them all*
Mario: We won!!!
(they continue the party)

The end!
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2002, 06:21:46 PM »
(Later)
Mario:*Yawn*lets's get some sleep...
Luigi:Ok.
Mario and Luigi:Bye Peach,Bye Toad!
*Then right away they run too there beds*
Mario:zzzz...*Snore*
Luigi:Mario,I can't-a sleep...
Mario:Gimmie...Mushroom...*Drolls*Yummy...
Luigi:WAKE UP!!!!!
Mario:What is it,Mommy?*Shakes his head*Huh-?
Luigi:I CAN'T SLEEP!!!
Mario:Ok.Go get some cofee...*Falls asleep*
Luigi:Ne-a-er mind...
(Just then Luigi Hears a cracking noise)
Luigi:Wha-?M-m-m-ma-a-rri-i-i-o...
Mario:Yummy Mushroom...Yummy Mushroom...
Fire Flower gave me gas...
Luigi:Mario!!
Mario:wahh....
Luigi:I think some things here...
Mario:Is that-a So?Lemme go over too the front door.
*Mario Looks at the front door*
Mario:Nope,Nothing there.
Luigi:Then I'll go check.Lazybones...
Mario:I heard that!
*Luigi checks*
Luigi:Nope...I'll go check outside...
*When he's right in frint of the door,
A familiar shadow appears*
Luigi:I want my...my...my...
???:Roar!
Luigi:Mommy!!Ahhh!!!!!!
Then,Luigi was never seen again...(I mean,For now at least)

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2002, 07:01:57 PM »
A royal battle
Wario, Mario and Luigi vs. King Bob-omb, King Boo, Goomba King, and King Bowser Koopa

Mario: now what is it?
Luigi: Buh-buh-buh...
Mario: Boo? Bob-omb? Bowser! Uh-oh...
Mario:Will Bowser ever give up? oh wait... It's Bob-omb King!!!
Luigi: Oh perfect, why coulden't it be King Boo? I could suck him up with my vaccum!
Mario: He's there too!
Luigi: Yay!!! wait, ehy am I saying yay? He's bad... Any way-
Mario: It's-it's-it's-it's BOWSER!!!
Luigi: shouldn't that stupid turtle learned his lesson by now?
Bowser: I heard that!
Mario + Luigi: POWER FORMATION!!!
*They form an army of fists, tornadoes, vaccums, hammers, and jump attacks.*
*Goomba King appears out of the darkness*
Luigi: We have another guest...
Mario: Uh-oh, we're outnumbered!!! 2 against 4!
Mario: Wait...
*Mario hammers Gooma king flat and he dissapears*
Luigi: What a wimp!!
Mario: too easy... But let's take care of these fools! Luigi, take King Boo, and
I'll take care of the rest!
Luigi: okey-dokey!!
*Luigi vaccums up parts of King Boo, but sends of 10 extra Boos!*
Luigi: Yah!! (Sucks up a Boo)
Onlooker: 9 little Boos in the room, 9 little Boos. Luigi sucks one up with his vaccum, 8 little Boos in the room...
Onlooker: Let me help!
*the onlooker bursts in the door. It's... Ness? or is that Link? Or is it Wario with a bat?*
Ness?: Take that, you overgrown turtle! *bops him
on the head 100 times*
Bowser: oof... I feel faint... *faints*
Mario: Hi, Wario!
Luigi: Mario, this is our chance!!! I've finished off the Boos and their king Let me help!


BOOM! BOOM!
Mario, Luigi, and Wario vs. King Bob-omb computer system and Fainted Bowser

Mario: Help me blow up this Bob-omb!
*The Bros. take bowser and throw him on the King Bob-Omb*
Computer: Self-Destruct: 5,4-
Mario: Let's get out of here!!!!
Luigi: You got that right!!!!
Mario: No!!! We've got to stop that and shove them outside!!!
Luigi: Good Plan!! Wario come help us push these 2 clowns into the woods!!
Mario: First, deactivation!
Computer:2-
Luigi: Hurry!
Mario: There!
Computer: System Disengaged, Aborting, rebooting in T-minus 2 minutes
Wario: Let's push it!
*They all push the 2 out to the forest*
Computer: Engaging... Self-Destruct in 5,4,3-
Mario: RUN!!!!!!!
*they run franticly to the house*
Computer (In faint, distant voice): 1,0... TIME UP! START EXPLODER.EXE! *BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
*Wario, Mario, and Luigi are all thrown over by the explosion and tumble to The Mushroom Kingdom Castle*
Peach: Mario! What a suprise to see you! Luigi! Wario? what's he doing here?
Wario: I helped to save our town from Bowser!
Mario + Luigi: Yeah!
Peach: what was that explosion?
Luigi: It was us explodng King Bob-omb and Bowswer at the same time by putting Bowser on top of the Bob-omb and let him explode. The two are probably long gone by now.
Peach: Good! I wanted to finish my "Bowser is Dumb" story, but scince he's gone, I can just get rid of it. Anyway, I only wrote:
"Bowser is Dumb
By: Pricess Peach Toadstool
Bowser is the stupidest thing in the world."
Peach: Not much, eh?
Wario: right.
Toad: what's all the ruckus about?
Peach: Well, TMK is safe again!
Toad: Oh, that's good, I needed to finish writing "Peach is a Toad Abuser"
Peach: >( grrrr.
Toad: Just Kidding!
Peach: I just love your jokes!
Toad: Let's celebrate tomorrow!

The real Party
noone vs noone

Mario: Great Pizza. What is it?
Peach: Mushroom.
Toad: Yuck! You are so sick! Who is this Mushroom? Jonny? Fungin? Lisa?
Peach: You're not the only one who can tell a good joke!
Toad: Very funny! You had me convinced!
Peach: it's actuall Pepperoni, Bell peppers, and Grade A Olives
Luigi: Yum!!!
Wario: Ta-a-a-asty!
Mario: Show how to make that sometime. We're always looking for supreme Pizza recipies.
Peach: Now, dessert! It is Yoshi Berry Soda, a root beer float, and a slice of Vanilla cake with creamy frosting. Oh, and some custard-filled and chocolate-covered donuts are over there *Points to her right*.
Wario: Let's eat!!!
*they eat and talk, the party ends, they all go home, and a Lakitu card lays on the grassy floor outside the forest...*
You can continue if you want, people!


An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/11/2002 6:09:08 PM
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2002, 07:18:04 PM »
Mario,Luigi,Toad and Yoshi vs. Spiny Pipe Lakitu,Thunder Lakitu and Montey Lakitu

One Day,Mario and Luigi Were Walking home from the real Party.
Luigi:You sure were a party animal.
Mario:Speaking of Party,Let's Play MARIO PARTY!!!!!!!
Luigi:Ok.We need some Cards for Buddies.
Mario:Let's Look in the Woods.
*Just Then,A HUGE LAKITU CAME OUT OF A TREE!*
Mario:Did a squirell do that?
Luigi:Probably-a Mario...*Shivers*
Thunder Lakitu:I'M THUNDER LAKITU!
*Suddennly,A Pipe and a Hole appear next too the tree and a Spiny Lakitu comes out of the pipe and a Montey Lakitu came out of the hole*
Luigi:*His Teeth start Shakeing*
It...C-c-c-c-ca-a-a-a-can't-a be!
Mario:LAKITUS!!!!!!!!!!!!RUN FOR IT!!!!!!
*Peach Comes*
Peach:Oh,my!*Almost has a Heart attack*
Thunder Lakitu:GET OUT OF MY WAY!!
*Zaps Mario and Luigi and they lay on the ground knocked out*
Peach:*Starts too Cry*OH,NO!!!!!!!
*A strange Stampede noise comes*
Peach:*Stops Crying*WERE DOOMED!!!
*Then it turns out too be Toad on Yoshi*
Peach:YEAH!
*Yoshi Licks Mario and Luigi and they come Back too there sences*
???:Ha ha ha...
*Bowser comes*
Bowser:I gotcha where I wantcha...
Mario:Good Timeing!*Picks up Bowser,Tosss'
him at Thunder Lakitu he explodes and all the lalitu's die and Bowser gets knocked into the sky.
Mario and Luigi:Yeeeehaaaww!We did it!


Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2002, 01:15:23 PM »
*Then, a last shot comes out*
The cards begin to float up into the air and make a giant card the size of a tree! The Impact of the cards sends the 4(5?) flying out of the place and into a pipe.*
*Meanwhile, the card spins and suddenly, a shape slowly forms... IT'S... An army of Giant monsters!*
*the monsters head toward TMK, when mario and Co. appear*
Mario: Now I've seen everything! except for a peaceful Bowser...
Army: Raaaaaaaaa!!!! Time to rock-a-BYE baby! *Throws Mario into the top of the castle*
Peach: We just fixed that yesterday! Now you're gonna get it!
Toad:Yeah!!!
Luigi: And you just threw out my brother! Now it's time to say bye-bye to yourselves!
*Luigi throws fireballs while Peach throws veggies and Toad poisons them with bad fungus*
Army: Nooooooooooooo!!!!! *The army shrinks, except for the one giant Koopa... BOWSER!!*
BOWSER: Graaaaaa!!
Mario (distant yell) and Luigi: Ear-piecing yell): Do you ever give up? Time to take him out!
Bowser: Ok! You asked for it! *Fire breath engulfs the 3 and sends them running to the nearest river*
Bowser: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha!!!!!
*then, Mario comes flying down when, yes! Kirby comes in a Beam suit with his helper Gim (if you ever played Kirby's Superstar, you know what I mean) !!!!*
*Then, after Kirby and Gim do some major damage on Bowser, Bowser burns them and flicks them back to Dreamland*
Bowser: Now, You are finished!!!!! *Bowser tries to smash Mario when he falls flat on the groud and Mario butt-stomps him from 20 feet in the air*
Bowser: shoot, knew I forgot that Mario was up there.
Mario: Now it's OVER! *Mario throws Bowser into the sky when he is screamed at with 3 ear-peircing screams*
It seems as if Bowser has Landed in Dreamland! And Kirby took in a Mike to deafen him!
*Bowser falls back from the sky and makes a gigantic hole in the ground. Mario covers him up when he springs into the air!*
Bowser: Graaaaaa!!! uh, oh... so weak... can't... *Falls*
Mario: Beats him up and throws him into lava
Then, Toad, Luigi and Peach retrn, they all have another party, and Bowser and his big troop is vanquished.
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../---  /\    /  /-\   /
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/---  /    \/  /--/  o

(Really! Dont' continue!)

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2002, 08:11:50 PM »
I won't,that's it for the Bowser Cards.
Now You can only post comments.
I liked the army,GoldenYoshi.

Me:Me Bob!
Me spike you!
Me not know what too say!
Me want too post!
Who?What?Where?Why?
Mario:You need a good stomping!
Me:HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................
Wha-?
Why did''''nt you stomp me?
Mario:*Looking at Mushroom*
oooooooo....Mushroom.....

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