The Ultimat Battle (Read an' Post Please)

[CharginChuck]

             The Ultimate Battle
               by Chargin' Chuck
Setting: The Woods
MARIO: Let's take a walk, my brother!
LUIGI: Ok, bro, I'll get the gang!
So Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Yoshi go for a walk, but run into Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.
SONIC: Move outta the way, Plumber Boy!
MARIO: Why don't you, Blue Barf!
TOAD:  Leave us alone!
PEACH: I'll be goin' now.
YOSHI: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Knuckles throws a punch at Yoshi, Yoshi recovers, jumps 50 feet in the air, colors whizzin' by, (just like Japenese Cartoons) and pounds the ground! Blowing Knuckles away.
LUIGI: C'mon, Taily!
TAILS: Oh yeah!
A brawl between Luigi and Tails commences...
Peach screams and leaves.
MARIO: Now look what you've done Blue Barf!
SONIC: SHUT UP!
Sonic uses his spikes, jabbing Mario, Mario uses his Starpower after gettin' hit.
The battle's in full fling, Toad has a black eye, Yoshi has a nose bleed, Mario has a cut, Peach and Luigi are OK. Knuckles is squashed, Sonic has a broken arm, Tails is OK.
Then, a huge X comes out of the ground, rippling it and is on fire! (COOL)
MARIO+GANG: Uh Oh...
SONIC+GANG: NO! A GIANT X-MAN from XBOX!
Part 2 commences tomorrow!
Whatya think!

[screech the hedgehog]

Sonic fighting mario. I never really thought of them as enemies. cool.

Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to be used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.

[CharginChuck]

But that's not all, now they have to join to fight the evil 'X-Man'!Anyways, now that you are here, let me go ahead and tell the rest.
There they are, Mario,Toad,Yoshi,Peach,Luigi,
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, surrounded by a ring of fire with a huge 'X' facing them.
X:HA! HA! HA! You weaklings!
(X begins to fire small 'X's that on fire at them, and ...
I need to eat dinner.
To be continued...

[CharginChuck]

I'm back. Anyways, who cares if no one's postin' I havin' some fun here!
Mario yells, ATTACK!
Sonic yells, CHARGE!
Toad flings poisonous Mushrooms at the X, Yoshi fires eggs, Mario and Luigi fire fireballs. Peach screams. Yet, the X just laughs and swipes them all and flings on the ground.
YOSHI:TOO POWERFUL!
MARIO: WE MUST FIGHT!
SONIC: Move over Fat Boy, we are here!
Sonic tries to run into the X, Tails does a Tail attack, Knuckles punches, but they do not succeed.
MARIO: You can't do it!
SONIC: Neither can you!
TOAD: I have an idea! Let's team up!
MARIO: Well... OK... agree Sonic?...friends?
SONIC: I guess... let's show him what were made of!
LUIGI: Lets a' go!
X: HA! HA! HA!
MARIO:CHARGE!!!!!
They all ram into the X tipping him into the fire.
X:NO!
(Huge explosion)
Sky that was red goes back to blue.
TOAD: YEAH!
SONIC: YOU did will, Mario.
MARIO: So did you Sonic.
TOAD: YEAH!!
They walk off in the sunset, together.
Next time...
Time to kick some more stupid consoles' @$$E$!

[Black Mage]

 Well, lets put it this way, I've read worse.