Author Topic: Nintendo Rpg (Read 22294 times)

MadMario · « **Reply #30 on:** June 24, 2002, 06:31:52 PM »

Mario: I hate that guy.
*Mario attacks Halo Guy, POW! 100 damage
Halo Guy HP: 2900/4520
*Halo Guy hit himself, again
Halo Guy HP: 2500/4520
Mario: He's strong, but he's also stupid!
Halo Guy: Grr...
*Halo Guy drowned his common sense in his anger, Halo Guy unloads entire clips at air!
Mario: See? Told you!

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2002, 05:33:49 PM »

Halo guy:NYEH NYEH NYEH!!!!*Uses some attack too call pacman*
Pacman:MARIO?Hm...Get ready for a beating!!!
Bob:I don't think so!*Flames him and defeats him level up recieves special ability shield of cards*
Pacman:I am better again!!!!!
Bob:OH NO!!!!*Senses his HP is 2000/2000 and closes his eyes and cards fly out of his pockets and shield pacmans but bounce and pac-roll*
Pacman:Err...C'mon!Pacwomen!!!!Pacy!*Pacmans wife and son appear with 1000/1000 hp*
Bob:Hiya!*Flames Pacy and earns a card(His special abilty when exp up*The card:
Deflection wizard.
Bob:Deflection wizard!*Drops the card in front of him and it fiercly jumps out in anger and grins as he powers up his wand*
Halo guy:Hey,i got those cards!!NYEH NYEH NYEH!Lets fight cards with cards!
Bob:Ya know,these magic cards were just a game until they were cursed...
Halo guy:HA!Death dragon!!!*Drops death dragon at his feet and then they battle and death dragon wins*
Bob:This is transform,i can still tell a duplicate of myself what too do,but I will be a card too.
Halo guy:You're weakling attacks may hurt me,but not my cards!
Bob:YA!!!!*Uses an attack he never knew he had and he didn't know how and can only use it in his darkest hour.the name:Omin death strike.
Halo guy:You idiot you wrecked my card!*Bob heals too his normal self*
No,halo idiot...you wrecked mine...I am the keeper of cards,just too tell you guys...You can have some,they will attack real poeple if you command them too,they can be limited use,you know...If you figure out how too use omin death strike,tell me...Bill gates wouldn't stand a chance...*Flames Halo guy*
C'mon,somone do there best attack!Thisn guy is taking too long!
Nah,no one hardly ever posts here,its not very popular...
Huh?I used omin death strike again!!Kool...
Halo guy: 0000/0000
Halo guy:I will win once I regain health..
Bob:Now that we defeated him,how about you learn about this card game?*Pulls out a cape from his pocket and puts it on,reachs in the back side,and pulls out two decks for them*
(Later)
Bob:I may be the keeper of the cards,but I'm not the best...*Plays jolly magician*
Bob:NO!Not the demon crab!!!
Slashs deck:
Demon crab
Telmo eskmo(Alien)
batterie(Command card)
batterie powered wizard(Must attach command card too it)
Etc.
Marios deck:
Transform
Fireiy troll
smelly crag(Command card)
Toom of the Cards(Command)
MY deck:
Wizard of deflectoion
Transform(Command card)
Steam stream fish
rainbow trouser trout
Over-evil bill gates(The weakest card)
Crambing crab

Bob:You win...
*A humongus shadow appears over bob*
All exept bob:Buh buh buh buh buh...*Points*
Bob:Whats wro-*Looks at the shadow and turns around and halo guy is back with 2000/2000 hp*

Edited by - Bob the spiny Parakoopa on 7/8/2002 4:38:04 PM

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #32 on:** July 10, 2002, 02:27:53 PM »

Wheres Mike?

MadMario · « **Reply #33 on:** July 10, 2002, 06:31:40 PM »

I think he quit.

Mario: Eat this, Halo Guy! TRANSFORM!
*Mario Clone uses Ultra Flame, 7 hits on all, 54 damage on Halo guy, 68 on Pacman, 30 on Ms. Pacman and Pacman Jr.
Halo Guy HP: 1946/2000
Pacman HP: 1932/2000
Ms. Pacman and Jr. HP: 970/1000
*Mario Clone disappears before enemy can counter attack
Halo Guy: ¿?
Pacman: ¡!

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #34 on:** July 11, 2002, 01:24:40 PM »

Bob:Take this,Halo rug!*Drops his whole deck and all the monsters come out and arppoach him and now he has 1000/2000 left.
Bob:Thats not a legal move in the card game,but its legal in regular battle!*They all drop there decks and every card comes out and thney start clobbering him too 800 hp.
800/2000!

MadMario · « **Reply #35 on:** July 12, 2002, 05:00:16 PM »

*Mario uses Super Jump, 15 hits, 150 damage
Halo Guy HP: 650/2000
Mario FP: 70/99
Mario: I'm getting better
*Halo Guys cards were destroyed by the insane attack by Bob, Mario, and Slash, so he chucks a plasma grenade, 20 damage on Mario!
Mario HP: 300/365
*Mario finds out he has Limit Break: Star Strike (50-500 damage for each hit, and doesn't use FP, but is rarely used), which he uses, dealing 50 damage on each hit, which he did three of
Halo Guy HP: 500/2000

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/13/2002 6:46:04 PM

Axem Green · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2002, 05:41:42 AM »

Slash: I will try to stop him
Slash uses sword of thunder butit had no effect.

Then the Halo guy shoots Slash in the back ouch.

Slash: Slashes him in his back takes off 50 HP

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2002, 06:50:32 PM »

HIYA!*Flames him too 500 and he does a really strong attack too knock me out*
Ooomph...I feel wound...Just finsish the battle and do the best you...you...*Falls over and his body starts too get all wrinkly*

MadMario · « **Reply #38 on:** July 26, 2002, 11:10:44 AM »

Mario: Good thing I brought these.
*Mario uses Pick-Me-Up on Bob, Bob is back at full power!
Mario Items:
35 Max Mushrooms
15 Royal Syrups
4 Pick-Me-Ups
Mario: I'll need to buy more when we get to a town or a trading post or O'aka... er, maybe not O'aka, but you get my point.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2002, 10:52:37 AM »

ahhh....Much better...
FLAME!!!!!*I just finish him off and we finnally beat him.*
*I gain a few more exp. points*

CashCrazed · « **Reply #40 on:** July 27, 2002, 09:38:06 PM »

Name:Dark
Occupation:Shape-shifter
Speices:Shadow
HP:0(like PM Partner, damage stuns)
FP:Mysterious force draws on enemy's FP

Attacks:
Transform - turn into anyone in the fight
Attack - Use current transformation's attacks

No items

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #41 on:** August 01, 2002, 02:58:16 PM »

Ok,cash crazed,I'll fit you in the story somehow....

*Some tree branchs wristle as a shadow appears over my head*
Bob:*Sigh*Hes back again?
Dark:

Now,Dark...you can figure out how you want too fit in the story...Like are we going too battle eachother?

MadMario · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2002, 03:37:32 PM »

Uh, CashCrazed, it's up to you on how to fit Dark into the story.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

CashCrazed · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2002, 08:19:37 PM »

Bob:Now let's go get Gates, before he springs another of his henchmen on us!
????:Hey! Need any help?
Bob:Whaaa....My shadow is talking......and moving!
????:Actually, I was Miyamoto's shadow. A few of his technological workers created a machine that could rip a person's shadow from him. Too bad it overheats after one use, or they could have ripped more. I am Dark, and I cannot be hurt by physical means, unless it is by another shadow. Although I can be instantly obliterated if no source of light exists in my vicinity even for a split-second. Oh sh*t, gave away my battle weakness.
Bob:Let's go then!
Dark:Oh no....
Bob:It's the annoying Windows Paper Clip Helper!
Dark:All right! TRANSFOR......wait, I don't want to be that annoying pest. I know, I'll use the Halo marine's dead body! TRANSFORM!
P. Clip:(starts flashing with electricity)Ah ha! Now I summon my buddies! Come!(paper clips made of fire and ice appear)
E. Clip:Let's fight!
Dark Halo marine:(gets in Warthog)I shall run all three of you down(two other marines hop in back)
Marines:And we shall gun you down with the turret in back!*CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH*(does 100 damage to Fire Clip)
F. Clip:Bring it on!

Electric Clip:1500\1500
Fire Clip:900\1000
Ice Clip:1000\1000

Your move, Bob.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #44 on:** August 05, 2002, 08:10:20 PM »

DHM:You're gona be roadkill when I'm done with you!*OOF.....KKKKKKKKK*(runs over Electric Clip for 200 damage)
F. Clip:FLAMETHROWER!(fire stream whizzes past jeep)Dang, missed!
I. Clip:ICE BEAM!*BOOM**WAAAAGH!*(Marine 2 is blown off the jeep with 50 damage)
E. Clip:ELECTRIFY!*ZZZZZZZZZZT*(touches and electrocutes jeep, DHM and Marine 1 feel it)
DHM:IIIIIIII....caaaaaan't.....mmmmmoooooove!*BAM*(jeep turns over on hill for 150 crushing damage on Dark and Marine 1)
Marine 2:Die, annoying helper scum!(throws frag grenade into the three paper clips)*BOOM*(does 100 damage to all)

Dark:850\1000
Marine 1:50\200
Marine 2:150\200
-----------------------------------
Electric Clip:1200\1500
Fire Clip:800\1000
Ice Clip:900\1000

I can't be physical harmed by anything in the real world; I only get severely stunned when my HP gets to 0.