Author Topic: Nintendo Rpg (Read 22298 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #75 on:** September 27, 2002, 09:06:50 PM »

Dark:I'm at 200 HP! Must heal! SHADOW BOND!(leaps into shadow of Mario, then jumps back out with 500 damage healed)
Mario:You stole my shadow's life force!
Dark:But you don't need your shadow or its HP! I AM a shadow!
Tidus:Oh shuddap! FIRE 4!(targets all and does 200 damage to each, Blueflame unaffected)
Dark:Now it's my turn! TRANSFORM!(turns into smaller version of Gates' robot)Ooh, I like this form! CHAINGUN RAID!*CHCHCHCHCHCHCH*(does 300 damage to all enemies)
Kamek:This is NOT going well! I am stunned in the air with about half my HP! TOADIES! Rescue me!
Toadies:Right away, boss!(Toadies fly over and rescue Kamek from the battle)
Kamek:You will not get me or the Power Orb until the last Playstation guard goes down! Now, Magikoopas, ATTACK!(2 red Magikoopas emerge from castle, Toadies fly Kamek into castle keep)
Magikoopas:We shall defend the castle! PARTICLE BEAM!(2 Magikoopas fire beams, 200 damage to Lt. Eagle, 300 damage to Dark)
Dark:The entire Nintendo team has low HP! Somebody DO something!

LTEagle:350/800
FoxMcBlur:275/510
Mario:200/800*Critical*
Dark:500/1000
Bob:200/800*Critical*
Blueflame:50/50
Sony president:Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1:1000/1000
Magikoopa 2:1000/1000
Tidus:300/1200
Auron:600/1500
That blue dog:300/1000
Robo-Gates:1700/2000

MadMario · « **Reply #76 on:** September 28, 2002, 01:58:41 PM »

*Mario attacks Bob!

Bob: YEOW! What are you doing!?

Mario: Trust me!

*Mario finishes Bob off and uses Pick-Me-Up, Bob is fully healed!

Mario Items:

22 Pick-Me-Ups

Mario: Hmm, what's this?

*Mario finds and uses KeroKeroKola, Party Restored!

Mario: Ok, that's good...

*Cute Girl appears

????: Hi, I'm Rikku!

Mario: Ok, team, watch your backs and keep an eye on Rikku!

Bob: Why?

Mario: Because she can steal your items!!!

Sony President: Strange, how did you know that Mario?

Mario: Um, well...

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #77 on:** September 28, 2002, 09:29:25 PM »

Bob:Is she you're sister?Whatever....
Bill:HA!!!!GO!!!RAREWARE WAVE!!!!*All in rareware(Yes,even dk and dk jr.)come stampedeing towards us*
Bob:This looks bad!Video game power!!!!Huh?The attack didn't work!
Bill:I control all of rareware,and that attack was dks giant punch!
Combine attacks!Unstoppable blast!
Bob:Card shield*Tosses a bunch of cards that get huge and reflect us,then they explode,and because i have a special connection with them,i get hurt too*
Bob:Such....Power....*Falls too the ground,seriosly wounded but not fallen yet*
Deck attack...*Drops his deck and zillions of monsters come and defeat rareware,the nintendo team weakenns for loseing a big part of nintendo*

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #78 on:** September 29, 2002, 07:53:10 AM »

(No,not me,rareware)

MadMario · « **Reply #79 on:** September 29, 2002, 03:56:52 PM »

Mario: No! She's not my sister! We're not even remotely related!

Sony President: Hmm, she IS from FFX, so that may have something to do with it...

MadMario: Let's just drop that subject ok?

Bob: Uh, ok...

Mario: Anyway, LIGHT MORPH! (I replied first, remember?)

*Mario turns into Light Dragon.

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #80 on:** September 29, 2002, 05:42:15 PM »

I'm dead....remember?
(No,i'm not telling you too use another pick-me-up on me.)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #81 on:** September 29, 2002, 09:32:27 PM »

Dark:Watch out! ILLUSION!(black shades cover Tidus and Auron, they both think the other is Dark, so they kill each other)
Robo-Gates:Goodbye, Bob! FLAMETHROWER!
Dark:No! SHADOW SHIELD!(black dome covers Bob, Dark takes 300 fire damage)
Robo-Gates:No, no, no!

LTEagle:800/800
FoxMcBlur:510/510
Mario:800/800
Dark:700/1000
Bob:1/800*Danger*
Blueflame:50/50
Sony president:Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1:1000/1000
Magikoopa 2:1000/1000
That blue dog:300/1000
Robo-Gates:1700/2000

I only half exist; I am but a mere hole in reality

MadMario · « **Reply #82 on:** September 30, 2002, 04:28:16 PM »

"*Falls too the ground,seriosly wounded but not fallen yet*"

That doesn't mean you're dead yet, you still have 1 HP, so Pick-Me-Ups have no effect right now. Besides that, I don't think you can use items in the Light Dragon form anyway, right LE? No, I'm not asking you to re-join again.

Oh, and CashCrazed, where did you get Fire 4? Oh, yeah, FFIV. No, wait, that's Cure 4! Anyway, the best fire spell in FFX is Firaga, ok? Oh, Nidhogg Dragons are not Fire element. They are Dark and Dragon. I would know, I have one. Ah, let's just say Tidus missed (he isn't very good with magic). And one more thing, LieutenantEagle left!

*Light Dragon uses SuddenFlash on that blue dog. TBD (that's what I'm calling him from now on, which won't be too long) is wounded by the attack. TBD is confused (3). It hurt itself in it's confusion. Light Dragon uses Claw. TBD is wounded by the attack. TBD is confused (2). It hurt itself in it's confusion. Light Dragon uses Breath of Light. The attack is super-effective! TBD is felled.

Party Status:

Light Dragon: 1000/1000
Dark: 700/1000
Bob: 1/800*Danger*
Blueflame: 50/50
Sony president: Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1: 1000/1000
Magikoopa 2: 1000/1000
TBD (lol, totally brain dead): DEAD!
Robo-Gates: 1700/2000

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #83 on:** September 30, 2002, 06:26:41 PM »

LieutenantEagle: By the way, I forgot to mention that my spell pool has now changed.
LTEagle
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1. Sudden Flash. 100 power Confusion spell.
2. FireWhip. 90 power Fire/Burning attack.
3. Lightest Arrow. 80 power Light attack.
4. LightTransform. Become Light Dragon, free turn granted.
FoxMcBlur
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1. TripleAssault. 50 power Physical attack.
2. Tornado. 75 power Wind/Fear attack.
3. WindBox. -95% Agility; -45% Speed to enemy
4. DashAttack. 25 power Physical/Repetitive attack.

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FoxMcBlur casts DashAttack. Magikoopa1 is wounded by the attacks (40+40+miss+40).
LieutenantEagle casts LightTransform! LieutenantEagle has turned into the Light Dragon!
*free move granted*
LieutenantEagle[LightDragon] casts Breath of Light. Magikoopa1 is wounded by the spell (150). Magikoopa1 is blinded (4)!

Blind: Greatly decreases accuracy (-35% to -70%)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #84 on:** September 30, 2002, 08:21:55 PM »

Well EXCUSE me for not being an encyclopedia on FFIV, for your information I've never even played it!

Dark:Hey, there's a card in Bob's deck that didn't go off.
Mario:What is it?
Dark:Healing! But nobody else can activate his cards!
Mario:At least not without about 800 pounds of pressure! They have that strong of a force field!
Robo-Gates:I'm gonna finish off Bob THIS time(runs up to Bob but steps on his card, card flies up into air and fully heals Bob)
Bob:Finally!
Robo-Gates:RRRRRGH! FIREBALL!(hastily throws fireball but completely misses any target)
?????:Hey! Who woke me up from my nap!
Dark:Another PS guard! Won't this battle ever end!
Robo-Gates:I WAS SO **** CLOSE!(Bill gets angry and accidently presses a button) Oh no! I pressed the nuke button! This hasn't been tested to make sure it won't blow up my robot in the process!(plugs ears) 3...2...1...0!(robot blows up and takes Magikoopa 2 with it)
Dark:Then again, maybe it will!
?????:Oh shuddap! All I have to do is get through your defenses and I can beat you! I'm Solid Snake, and don't you forget it!
Dark:We have none! We're fighting to get BACK Nintendo!
Snake:Oh ****.....! Wait, I can still win by stealth!(runs into shadows)
Bob:Where'd he go?
Magikoopa 1:You still won't win! I can sense you beyond blindness! PARTICLE LASER!(fires laser into crowd, but only manages to hit FoxMcBlur for 200 damage)
Dark:Certainly not very well, though..........

LTEagle:800/800
FoxMcBlur:310/510
Mario:800/800
Dark:700/1000
Bob:800/800
Blueflame:50/50
Sony president:Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1:730/1000(blinded)
Snake:1200/1200(hidden)

Edited by - CashCrazed on 9/30/2002 7:23:57 PM

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #85 on:** September 30, 2002, 08:29:33 PM »

Bob:Lets finish this!!!*Flames magikoopa
ta 430/1000)

Snake:Thanks for this!!!*Steals 2 of marios pick-me-ups*
Magikoopa:can't...find.....target!!!!*Heals from blind*HA!!!MARIO!!!!*Shoots a huge beam at mario takeing 300 hp away)

LTEagle:800/800
FoxMcBlur:310/510
Mario:500/800
Dark:700/1000
Bob:800/800
Blueflame:50/50
Sony president:Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1:430/1000
Snake:1200/1200(hidden)

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #86 on:** September 30, 2002, 08:31:58 PM »

Bill:*Somehow survived and flys around with a jetpack and flys over too a building where we can't attack him,he claims he will attack once
we defeat snake and magikoopa*

Bill hp:500/500

MadMario · « **Reply #87 on:** October 01, 2002, 04:53:26 PM »

[Let's say Rikku stole the Pick-Me-Ups.

Sorry Cash, I didn't know!

Mario's HP goes to 1000 when transformed. Same with LieutenantEagle's (if he agrees; if he doesn't, then we'll both have 800, ok?).]

*Mario reverts to normal. Bill is stupidified from seeing Mario transform!

*Mario's FP meter disappears...

*Mario notices Snake's dropped IR Goggles. Mario puts 'em on. Mario sees Snake pulling out a Stinger Missile launcher!

Mario: What do I look like, Snake? A chopper!?

Snake (under breath): !!! He saw me!?

Gates: ¿Emi oh Snake? ¿El ri Konami prelon?

[I made that up. No real language, just gibberish. Translation: Snake is here? What is Konami thinking?]

Mario: Ha ha! Billy boy here can't speak English anymore!

*Mario uses Super Jump. Snake fires a Stinger Missile at Mario dealing 300 damage! Mario is in critical condition!

Mario: ****... That's so... powerful!

*Nidhogg egg rolls down hill

Mario: ...?

LTEagle: 1000/1000 (transformed)
FoxMcBlur: 310/510
Mario: 200/800*Critical*
Dark: 700/1000
Bob: 800/800
Blueflame: 50/50
Egg: 50/50
Sony president: Not fighting
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Magikoopa 1: 430/1000
Rikku: 1200/1200
Snake: 1200/1200 (seen only by Mario, who can't really do much about him right now)
Bill Gates: 500/500 (stupidified)

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #88 on:** October 04, 2002, 10:43:08 AM »

Bill:Zeemo cotchi snake?zmeva nork girty snake.!?(Where is smake?Me no see snake)
[Don't attack bill yet,anyways its fun watching him acting like a moron]
Snake:KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!
Bob:Was that snake who said that?
Snake:KILL KILL!!!*Shoots beams everywhere,makeing it visible too see that he is where the source of beams are coming from,bob flames that area,but it was only a robotic contraption to attract them(Yes,it WAS hidden too)while he found a spot too get away*
Mario:AFTER HIM!!!*we follow some sounds of footprints and mario,leading us too a trap.the whole floor starts riseing into space,but somehow we can breath and the platform makes bill be hideing behind nothing,but a small shield*
Rikku:I'm gunna use a pick-me-up on the good guys(She imagines the bad guys are the good ones)that you defeated and then you'll lose!
*The egg starts too roll around,and blue flame trys too protect it from whatever comes after it*
Bob:OH NO YOU DON'T!!!*Punchs rikku(No,not hurt,but fell over) and she drops 8 pick-me-ups and a koro koro cola(She stole it from some other guy)*
Snake:HAHA!!*Shoots mario,knocking him out and bob grabs the kero kero cola too heal the party*

LTEagle: 1000/1000 (transformed)
FoxMcBlur: 510/510
Mario: 800/800
Dark: 1000/1000
Bob: 800/800
Blueflame: 50/50
Egg: 50/50
Sony president: Not fighting
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Magikoopa : 430/1000
Rikku: 1200/1200
Snake: 1200/1200 (seen only by Mario, who can't really do much about him right now)
Bill Gates: 500/500 (stupidified)

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #89 on:** October 05, 2002, 02:27:26 PM »

LieutenantEagle: You people can't see Snake? I can see him. See, I am no longer a Servant of Light...I have been promoted to a Master of Light. That gives me the ability to see everything. Hey...what the?
*LieutenantEagle has learned Light Rain!*

LieutenantEagle: Go get Snake! Mario will lead the way! I will fight these four on my own.

FoxMcBlur casts Tornado. The Enemy Party is wounded by the attack. Magikoopa: 300 + fear; Bill Gates: 100 + fear; Rikku: 450 + fear; Robo-Gates: 0

LieutenantEagle [Light Dragon] casts Light Rain. CRITICAL STRIKE!!!
Magikoopa: defeated!
Bill Gates: evades attack
Rikku: 200 damage
Robo-Gates: 750 damage

Bill Gates casts Cash Throw. FoxMcBlur is hypnotized by the attack (19). FoxMcBlur is injured by the Hypnosis (-60).

Rikku casts MirrorMove. Rikku copies Lightest Arrow on LieutenantEagle. LieutenantEagle cannot be injured by the attack.

Robo-Gates casts ElectroBeam. LieutenantEagle is moderately wounded by the attack (-150).

LieutenantEagle (to himself): Darnit!! The money is hypnotizing FoxMcBlur!

Money Stack: 300/300

LTEagle: 850/1000
FoxMcBlur: 450/510; Hypnotized (18)
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Magikoopa: defeated
Bill Gates: 400/500; in Fear (3)
Robo-Gates: 1250/2000
Rikku: 550/1200
Money Stack: 300/300

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So here's our position:
Everyone ran after Snake. Only Mario can see Snake, though.

LieutenantEagle and FoxMcBlur stayed to defeat Rikku, Robo-Gates, Magikoopa, and Bill Gates. FoxMcBlur is currently hypnotized.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come! The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know. They''re in front of you.