<Markio> That old tootsie-pop commercial gives off a lot of odd messages if you think about it too long.
<Markio> a naked boy asks a turtle how many licks, turtle says "I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl", Mr. Owl just bited the lollipop after three licks.
<Markio> *bit
<Fifth> ...And then if you consider the fact that birds don't have saliva...
<Fifth> ...and so the owl could only lick to the center with friction...
<Markio> the morals are: we will never reach goals, as demonstrated by the words of the turtle;
* Chupperson is now known as Chup|TowerOfShower
<Markio> Cheating is the only way to get somewhere, as demonstrated by the owl's actions;
<TEM> I think you have something
<Fifth> and the boy?
<Chup|TowerOfShower> he's naked apparently