Alright, I'll have chocolate! No strawberry...actually that green minty kind. Or perhaps orange sherbert...I know! I'll have a double scoop 'NOTHA CHAPTAH!!!
Chapter 21: Greeting Accident in Aisle 9, Greeting Accident in Aisle 9 ~ Peach quickly got up and ran down stairs to greet her many happy, excitable guests. The castle was decorated ratha nicely if I may say so myself. There were lil' flowers around the place, and stuff...yeah...it was great :D Peach quickly headed down the stairs, which was a bad idea. She was wearing high heals, so naturally she tripped, and fell all the way down. She WHAMMED her head against the head of a childs', and Goomba child to be exact. It started crying...a lot. I'm talkin' buckets here! Peach you got yourself another moat! I'm talkin' the Atlantic ocean baby! I'm talkin'-okay you get it (I know it's getting bad when i annoy myself). The Goomba's parents shook there heads at Peach and went to go get some o' those tooth-pick weenie thingy...ma bobbies...yup. Peach looked like a mean LITTLE KID'S TOE CRUSHER!!! She quickly got up, rubbing a bruise on her arm. She found that there were several koopas staring at her.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooo," they all said, "that gotta hurt." and they went to get some weenies too. Peach acted like nothing happened, yelling back at the koopas,
"What? WHAT?!?! I'm COOL! I'M FREAKING COOL! Shut up I neva liked you any ways...*sob*" Peach stood next to Toadsworth as he greeted guests.
"It's about time you got your little gosh-darn rear end over here!" he said.
"...Toadsworth I think you've been hanging around this 'Ken' guy too long."
"*Sigh* Just shut up and greet." Many happy smiling faces entered as gentle piano music played in the background.
"Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom's Annual Ball! Welcome! Welcome!" Peach said smiling...a lot. Toadsworth gave her a weird look.
"Geesh...get some pom poms why don't ya?" he said.
"Alright, that...that wasn't funny ya little fungi." she replied shaprly. Suddenly, none other than Prof. E Gadd and MAdame Clairvoya entered.
"Madame! And el Doctaire!" Toadsworth said, trying to kiss Madame Clairvoya's hand, but ending up going through the transparent one.
"geesh toadsworth they aren't french ya know." Peach whispered through a half mouth to Taodsworth.
"bight me princess." he whispered back.
"Hello! Hey there missy! Congrats again on defeating those two boos!" Toadsworth gasped.
"You beat the boos?!?!" he asked, surprised.
"Yes. Toadsworth I already TOLD you!!!" Peach said angrily.
"I know, but I thought you were kidding!"
"Yeah, and it was funny wasn't it? We laughed ALL night!"
"What?"
"It's called sarcasim genius boy."
"Woah Woah Wooooah!" E Gadd said, "Come on you two, dates aren't supposed to fight!"
"WHAT?!?!" PEach cried, "He ain't my date!!!....*clears throat*...I mean, he is not my dance partner."
"Really?" the old professor asked, "Well...then where IS your date? Wasn't it supposed to be Bowser, or is my short term memory slowly but surely disappearing? OH NO! MOTHA, WHAT IS THOU NAAAAAME?!?!?!?!?!"
"Ah! Ah! AH!!! GOD!!! Shut UP! My gosh...my date IS Bowser....he's just not here yet."
"Riiiiiiiiiight." E Gadd said, "Come on baby lets go get some weenies." Like that E Gadd and Madame Clairvoya went to get some weenies (the life of the partay!) Peach suddenly became quite depressed. Where was Bowser? Would-eth thou not-eth show-eth up?.......eth? Next to come was none other than the man in green, the lean bean with a pleen (a.k.a. plan, but it has to rhyme) LUIGI! With him, was his pianta date. She was the one that minded the banana stand in SMS. Yellow, glasses, you know the one.
"What's up home-girl!" he said to Peach. PEach looked around her shoulder.
"What?....Who, me?"
"Yeah!"
"Huhuhuhuuhuh! Huh-NO!" Luigi was wearing a green tux with a green top hat that had the letter 'L' on it.
"Alright. Me and my pianta-poo are gonna dance until the moon decides to go to sleep cuz it's tired! HUHUHUHUHUH*snort*HUHUHUHUH*whips nose on sleeve*HUH!" There was a long and awkward silence. Even the piano stopped playing, and people stopped eating and talking to look at Luigi.
"Ummmmm," said the yellow pianta date of Luigis', "Lets go get some o' those weenies I've heard so much about." And with that the party got back to normal." More people came, making Peach put on a plastic smile, welcoming them to her ball. There rude remarks here and there, like, 'I here she's going out with Bowser!!!' 'I wonder if she'll go up in flames when they kiss...LITERALLY!' 'Bowser and Peach sittin in a tree...' 'Peach's nose is really big' and 'I wonder if they have weenies. If not, SO HELP ME!!!' and many more. Peach tried to ignore them (except for that nose comment, she got all OVER that one). Peach suddenly had a LITTLE hope that Kamek would show up with Bowser. Speak of the turtle, there was Kamek now! He walked to the door-with no Bowser might I add-hand in hand with Kammy Koopa.
"Kamek?" Peach asked, just to be sure it was him, or something.
"Yeah?" Kamek asked as he shook Toadsworth's hand.
"WHERE IS BOWSER?" she asked loudly. Mr. and Mrs. Chainchomp chuckled nearby along with a few goombas.
"She has no date!" Mr. Chainchomp whispered to his date.
"Alright, SHUT UP YA TALKIN' BOWLIN' BALL!" Peach cried. Mr. Chainchomp sniffled as he went to get more weenies.
"Bowser?" asked Kamek.
"Lord Bowser!" Kammy said, "You know! I'm his apprentice whenever he goes paper, YOU're his apprentice any other time."
"OOOOOOOh! THAT Bowser. I thought you meant my dog." Peach sighed.
"Yes, now where is the overgrown lizard with a mowhawk?"
"I dunno." Kamek replied dully, "C'mon Kammy, lets go get some weenies. THey smell like Heaven in a bun!" The two magikoopas flew over to the snack table and gobbled up (or down) some weenies. PEach sighed. Where was Bowser dangit? Then, to top things off, up came none other than WArio and WAluigi. Wario was wearing a tacky yellow tux that had a ketchup stain on it. Waluigi was wearing a dark purple tux that seemed too small for him.
"AYYYYYYYY! PEEEEEACH!" Wario cried, "WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?" With the Wario Borthers were two Shadow Sirens. Marilyn, the large one who was with Wario, and Beldam, the creepy little one that was with Waluigi. Peach sighed.
"Just come in and promise me you won't look under any one's dress OR eat up all the weenies and make a mess with the mustard." Wario look A LITTLE offended, but quickly got over it.
"No, and...no," he said, "Oh by the way, have you met Marilyn?"
"GUH!" Marilyn said loudly. Wario sighed.
"HehHEH! Yeah!" WAluigi piped in, "And meet Beldam!"
"Nice nose Big Bird!" Beldam said, cackling like a witch afterwards.
"Hey!" Toadsworth said, "......um....NO!" THey all stared at Toadsworth for a while before breaking out in laughter, and then left to go eat all the little tooth-pick weenies. Finally it seemed they greeted everyone. Goombella, Koops, II Piantissimo, Flurry, Admiral Bobbery, Ms. Mowz, Yoshikid, Vivian, Flawful, the koopa kids, Mr. and Mrs. Chainchomp, the dancing Paratroopas, Bill the Ballroom Dancer and more cheesey nicknames and stuff. Finally, when it seemed EVERYone was greeted, in came Mario and Daisy. Mario was dressed in a black tux with a red stripe down the side, Daisy in her long yellow dress. Mario quickly looked at his feet, but Daisy glared at Peach.
"Hello there Toadsworth," she said, still staring at Peach, "............Peach." she finally spat out.
"Daisy," Peach said, glaring back at her.
"Um," Mario said, after an awkward silence of a no-blinking contest, "Come on flower, lets go get some cheese,"
"THE WEENIES ARE BETTER!!!" Every single person in the entire castle yelled at the same time.
"ALRIGHT!!!" MArio yelled back, "Lets get some stupid weenies, just-COME ON!" And with that DAisy was dragged away, but the glare...oh the glare would never fade. It was a good thing Daisy was pulled away, because she was just gonna ask where Peach's date was, and there would've been a cat fight (in which Wario would throw pudding on them and Waluigi would throw jello, tons and tons of jiggly jiggly jello). It seemed that everyone was greeted, and Toadsworth shut the door with a loud thud. It was time for the feast, and PEach still had no speech.
2 B Continued...
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 5/25/2005 1:15:34 PM