Author Topic: ¿Quién es más macho? [split from Steve Irwin thread] (Read 19449 times)

TEM · « **on:** September 09, 2006, 01:17:36 AM »

http://irwinpwnage.ytmnd.com/

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2006, 10:39:27 PM »

All those facts seem likely, besides the Chuck Norris one. No one can beat Chuck Norris.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2006, 10:46:10 PM »

uhhh
I can disagree. Big Boss would totally pwn Chuck Norris.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2006, 10:56:03 PM »

And of course, The Boss can take out Big Boss, sooooooooooooooooooo........................yeah.

The Chef · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:46:15 AM »

As far as I know, the only ones who have ever come close to matching Chuck Norris' power are Mr.T, Mighty the Armadillo and Mario.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:56:50 AM »

What about an atomic bomb? That MIGHT take Chuck Norris out. Might.

The Chef · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:03:25 AM »

Nah. Chuck Norris could absorb the energy of an Atom Bomb and use it to either make his roundhouse kicks more powerful or heal the sick.

Kojinka · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:53:00 AM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 10, 2006, 09:46:15 AM

As far as I know, the only ones who have ever come close to matching Chuck Norris' power are Mr.T, Might the Armadillo and Mario.

Don't forget Link and Bond.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2006, 12:10:30 PM »

Chuck Norris is from Texas! All the coolest people in the universe come from Texas!

Luigison · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2006, 12:18:02 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2006, 12:10:30 PM

Chuck Norris is from Texas! All the coolest people in the universe come from Texas!

Even if I were to believe both of your statements, I'll never believe that Chuck Norris is cool.

The Chef · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2006, 01:45:20 PM »

Quote from: Kojinka on September 10, 2006, 11:53:00 AM

Don't forget Link and Bond.

Link maybe, but I'm not so sure about Bond.

PS: Luigison, if I were you, I'd start running. :D

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2006, 03:45:26 PM »

Quote from: Luigison on September 10, 2006, 12:18:02 PM

Even if I were to believe both of your statements, I'll never believe that Chuck Norris is cool.

Both Texas and Chuck Norris are awesome.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2006, 04:03:47 PM »

Chuck Norris would be cool if he beat Bruce Lee, but he didn't, oh well.....

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2006, 05:50:09 PM »

Yeah, Bruce Lee definitely pwns Chuck Norris.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2006, 06:26:12 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 10, 2006, 10:03:25 AM

Nah. Chuck Norris could absorb the energy of an Atom Bomb and use it to either make his roundhouse kicks more powerful or heal the sick.

Fail. You forgot two certain demi-Gods....

Edit: I hate Tripod.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2006, 08:25:51 PM »

IMO...
1. Naked Snake/Big Boss
2. Chuck Norris
3. Steve Irwin

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:30:49 PM »

Umm...

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Ja.

TEM · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2006, 11:58:05 AM »

You could at least show a picture of Chuck Norris in his prime to be fair.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2006, 01:36:53 PM »

I think people get the point if they at least KNOW who the people are.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2006, 02:07:17 PM »

Okay... maybe Bruce Lee is a little bit cooler, but...

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TEM · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:08:21 PM »

Not only is that guy a fictitious character, but he looks no where near as dangerous and cool as Bruce Lee.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:11:33 PM »

When you think about it, the tough Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee you know through movies are fictitious too. Chuck and Bruce are/were just normal, maybe really strong, but normal folks like us. Naked Snake is as real as any Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris character out there.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:17:34 PM »

I was hinting at a movie that Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris both starred in, Bruce won in the end :P

coolkid · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:25:39 PM »

Back on topic!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:39:29 PM »

Uhhhh, how about no? We're having too much fun to get back on topic.

Snake is dangerous, but he seems to take a lot of beatings. Like, every game has a torture seen where he gets his butt handed to him.

coolkid · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:40:28 PM »

Dang!

SolidShroom · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:42:04 PM »

PaperLuigi: That's what makes him more admiral. He gets his bones broken, and he manages to get back up on his feet. The only man who could ever pwn Naked Snake: Solid Snake.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2006, 04:07:40 PM »

Liquid Snake is a looser. Even in a Hind armed with bombs he couldn't beat Snake, who was the inferior clone I might add. Ocelot seems to be pretty tough, but Grey Fox chopped off his hand.............

I'm sure no one but solidmushroom knows what I'm talking about.

coolkid · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:24:23 PM »

ThIs ToPiC WaS AbOuT StEvE IrWeN's DeAtH AnD YoUr ToPiC Is AbOuT SoMe ChUcK NoRiS CrAp.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:38:19 PM »

yOu TyPe LiKe A fOOl....

coolkid · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2006, 07:11:16 PM »

But I was steamed man, STEAMED!!!!!!

bobman37 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2006, 07:15:14 PM »

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, flame wars oh my!

Chuck Norris is awesome just because of his random role in the movie Dodgeball.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2006, 11:02:46 PM »

Quote from: coolkid on September 11, 2006, 06:24:23 PM

ThIs ToPiC WaS AbOuT StEvE IrWeN's DeAtH AnD YoUr ToPiC Is AbOuT SoMe ChUcK NoRiS CrAp.

Uhhhhhh.....what? What the heck is that all about?

Kojinka · « **Reply #33 on:** September 12, 2006, 06:51:42 AM »

He just said he was steamed.

smfan1085 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:34:07 PM »

If I were a mod, I would kick your butts.

This is so off-topic it isn't funny at all.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #35 on:** September 12, 2006, 02:51:01 PM »

Really, what else is there to talk about Steve Irwin? (I meant that to said in a non-insulting tone) He was a legend among the animal world and also in the tabloids, but really, what else does anyone really know about him? Except for the people who knew him personally....

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #36 on:** September 12, 2006, 03:16:17 PM »

No-one has even mentioned Steven Seagal yet, that guy would own.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #37 on:** September 12, 2006, 04:02:42 PM »

Steven Seagal = Kirby after he eats Solid Snake in SSBB.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #38 on:** September 12, 2006, 04:13:44 PM »

The funniest thing is how I could never, ever, ever see TEM starting a Chuck Norris/internet machoness war thread on his own accord.

[rainbow dog picture]

The Chef · « **Reply #39 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:31:07 PM »

Can't....stop....laughing....at...last....few.....posts..... *dies of extreme laughter*

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #40 on:** September 12, 2006, 09:04:38 PM »

You know, in this debate of manliness, I forgot to mention one certified manly man. Please forgive me. For you are all wrong in there is but only one man greater than all we've mentioned so far.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #41 on:** September 12, 2006, 09:34:54 PM »

There are girls out there that would kick the crap out of all of these guys. I just can't think of any right now.

Hirocon · « **Reply #42 on:** September 13, 2006, 03:50:03 AM »

Uma Thurman

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #43 on:** September 13, 2006, 03:59:26 AM »

In Googlefighting...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Bruce+Lee&word2=Chuck+Norris

=O...

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #44 on:** September 13, 2006, 07:13:37 AM »

I dont' know, Waldo, he's a good fighter, he uses the environment for protection, just like a ninja....

TEM · « **Reply #45 on:** September 13, 2006, 12:47:59 PM »

If we are ignoring fictional character status then:

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Neo&word2=Bruce+Lee

The Chef · « **Reply #46 on:** September 13, 2006, 03:40:29 PM »

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Mario&word2=Sonic

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #47 on:** September 13, 2006, 03:47:08 PM »

I dunno. I'd root for Mario, but I think Sonic would win. Then again, Mario DID defeat an invincible 1,000 years old Queen of evil.

Sonic had only beaten Eggman's robots, and a few creatures in Super mode. Super mode! Mario was normal when he beat the Shadow Queen.

I've changed my mind. Mario would win.

coolkid · « **Reply #48 on:** September 13, 2006, 04:40:02 PM »

*watches in anger*

SolidShroom · « **Reply #49 on:** September 13, 2006, 04:42:07 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 13, 2006, 03:47:08 PM

Mario was normal when he beat the Shadow Queen.

:S
He was Paper Mode when he defeated her..

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** September 13, 2006, 04:56:40 PM »

See? It makes him weaker then!

Mario is totally invincible. As a piece of paper, he defeated the Shadow Queen. And Bonetail!

Luigison · « **Reply #51 on:** September 13, 2006, 07:31:45 PM »

Quote from: coolkid on September 13, 2006, 04:40:02 PM

*watches in anger*

What are you angry about?

coolkid · « **Reply #52 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:56:46 PM »

I hate dumb off-topics.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #53 on:** September 14, 2006, 03:54:13 PM »

Get over it. You can't expect us to saty on topic all the time.

The Chef · « **Reply #54 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:01:01 PM »

Sonic hasn't jujst fought Eggman. He also fought Chaos, God of Destruction (although in Super mode) and the Biolizard (though still in Super mode and with help from Shadow who was also in Super mode).

The Baron · « **Reply #55 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:02:31 PM »

And besides that, he's way too fast for Mario to keep up with.

The Chef · « **Reply #56 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:04:18 PM »

But think about how strong Mario is. He was able to throw a house-sized Bowser in SM64 and is able to bench-press all the unsold copies of Catwoman. Has Sonic ever done lifting that heavy?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:04:56 PM »

If MARIO went into super mode, he would destroy Sonic. Mario can defeat invincible creatures in normal mode.

Sonic is weak, but his speed allows him to do things such as spin through robots and rocks. Mario could do that with his fists.

The Baron · « **Reply #58 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:09:36 PM »

Mario doesn't have a "super mode," unless you mean his normal size with a mushroom. And Sonic is capable of running past the speed of sound. Mario could not keep up. And it doesn't matter if Mario beat a demon, Sonic beat a god.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #59 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:13:07 PM »

I meant if Mario used the Emeralds, he would kill Sonic.

Man, there was a time where I liked Sonic, but I'm starting to hate him now, with all those crappy games he has out. It would seem the more Mario evolves, the more Sonic gets worse. He's like a family pet: He's been good for 15 years, but now he's crapping on the carpet.

Besides, Sonic didn't beat Chaos. It lived, but Mario destroyed the Queen.

The Baron · « **Reply #60 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:16:45 PM »

Robotnik called him the God of Destruction. So did Knuckles, and he would have known what he was talking about. You're only saying Sonic would lose because you hate him, which is kind of silly.

Even without the emeralds, Sonic would be too fast for Mario, due to him being able to travel at sonic speeds. Mario can't hurt what he can't hit.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #61 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:18:19 PM »

Quote from: The Baron on September 14, 2006, 04:16:45 PM

You're only saying Sonic would lose because you hate him, which is kind of silly.

Uhhhh.......no. I really do think Mario would win.

The Baron · « **Reply #62 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:19:17 PM »

How? If Sonic's to fast to hit, how would Mario stop him? He's just one plumber.

The Chef · « **Reply #63 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:20:57 PM »

Can Mario use the Emeralds? So far the only ones able to use them are Sonic, Knuckles, Tails (the Super Emeralds), Shadow, Chaos, the Biolizard, Metal Sonic (copied from Shadow), Black Doom (Shadow is his blood brother), Blaze (the Sol Emeralds) and I think that's about it.

Quote from: The Baron on September 14, 2006, 04:19:17 PM

How? If Sonic's to fast to hit, how would Mario stop him? He's just one plumber.

He's not "just one plumber". He's the most powerful plumber in the universe. Bar none.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #64 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:22:57 PM »

Well, he used the crystal stars, but those didn't turn him super.

The Baron · « **Reply #65 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:24:53 PM »

Then again those were only really meant to empower the Shadow Queen and unlock the 1000 Year Door. Is was more of everyone's wishes empowering Mario. Besides, I don't think humans can enter a Super form. Otherwise Dr. Robotnik would try to do it.

The Chef · « **Reply #66 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:25:19 PM »

I'm starting to think that only certain beings can utilize Chaos energy. But maybe only certain beings can use the Power Ups (Fire Flower, Power Star, etc.).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #67 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:34:29 PM »

Quote from: The Baron on September 14, 2006, 04:24:53 PM

Otherwise Dr. Robotnik would try to do it.

I think Mario could do it, mainly because he's WAAAAYYYYY more powerful than Robotnik. If Robotnik tried it, he'd become super and ruin the story.

The Baron · « **Reply #68 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:36:18 PM »

But what if Mario can't harness chaos energy? I don't why he would be, the emeralds aren't even from his world. But then the bigger question would be why Sonic would even fight Mario in the first place when they're both good?

The Chef · « **Reply #69 on:** September 14, 2006, 06:51:03 PM »

Maybe they'd be turned against each other by someone else. Perhaps Bowser and Eggman could meet and form an alliance to take down Mario and Sonic by making them kill each other.

(This discussion really belongs in my Mario/Sonic crossover thread.)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #70 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:01:09 PM »

They'd fight each other because fanboys pit them againts each other in flash movie. I made a comic where they fight side by side about a month ago. It was actually successful by my friends standards.

The Chef · « **Reply #71 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:08:05 PM »

After being tricked into fighting each other by Bowser and Eggman, they'd have this long, drawn-out fight that ends in a draw, then somehow they'd realize that they should be allies instead of enemies. That would own.

The Baron · « **Reply #72 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:16:17 PM »

I don't know. I think only Knuckles would be gullible enough to get tricked by anyone.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #73 on:** September 15, 2006, 07:21:09 AM »

I should start watching 60 minutes more often...

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #74 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:28:40 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 14, 2006, 07:08:05 PM

After being tricked into fighting each other by Bowser and Eggman, they'd have this long, drawn-out fight that ends in a draw, then somehow they'd realize that they should be allies instead of enemies. That would own.

No, that would be stupid, cliched and utterly retarded. It would be one huge F-U to the fanboys.

Best thing to do is put the fanboys to fight each other. I'd pay to see that.

The Chef · « **Reply #75 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:39:22 PM »

In retrospect, you're probably right, Mr. Wiggles. But then again, I though up that idea about 14 seconds after I read to post before it, so it makes sense that the idea is crappy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #76 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:05:12 PM »

Quote from: superstarMASIAH on September 15, 2006, 07:21:09 AM

I should start watching 60 minutes more often...

Uhhhhh..........okay. Why?

TEM · « **Reply #77 on:** September 15, 2006, 05:53:18 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 15, 2006, 02:39:22 PM

In retrospect, you're probably right, Mr. Wiggles. But then again, I though up that idea about 14 seconds after I read to post before it, so it makes sense that the idea is crappy.

So instead of having this "I don't care if I sound dumb I'm putting it up" attitude towards posting, we'll all think real hard before we post, right everyone?

The Chef · « **Reply #78 on:** September 15, 2006, 07:09:09 PM »

That normally doesn't happen to me. I was in kind of a rush when I posted it.

Luigison · « **Reply #79 on:** September 15, 2006, 10:32:15 PM »

Who'd win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #80 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:10:14 PM »

Chuck Norris. (Just Kidding) Uhhhhh.......Han Solo, only because of an upgraded laser gun.

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #81 on:** September 16, 2006, 02:15:41 AM »

Quote from: Luigison on September 15, 2006, 10:32:15 PM

Who'd win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones?

Harrison Ford obviously.

Luigison · « **Reply #82 on:** September 16, 2006, 03:45:36 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Wiggles on September 16, 2006, 02:15:41 AM

Harrison Ford obviously.

Mr. Wiggles wins!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #83 on:** September 16, 2006, 08:59:58 AM »

Hehe.....I thought about saying Harrison Ford, but I also thought it would've been bad.

Who'd win in a fight? Paper or Luigi?

Luigison · « **Reply #84 on:** September 24, 2006, 02:21:15 PM »

I'm not a Chuck Norris fan, but this is pretty cool:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/03/16/chuck-norris-reads-chuck-norris-facts/