Author Topic: Worst ways to die in real life (Read 25731 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:54:12 PM »

*Sweatdrop*

Mama mia! I really did have Mario on the brain! I think I'll just leave it that way, just 'cause it's funny.

Jman · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:34:55 PM »

I would hate to die of a debilitating disease that would just tear your body apart. I'd rather go quickly and painlessly, like in my sleep.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2007, 11:25:01 PM »

But I can laugh because I laughed at myself at the mistake. I also think I made a mistake where I put "sock" in the place of something else. I made the same mistake :D But I wasn't trying to make fun of PaperLuigi's mistake.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #48 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:42:58 AM »

No, I thought my mistake was funny. I'd sig it, but I already got another thing I said from a different topic that people liked.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #49 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:01:24 AM »

I like BP's epitaph. I'd probably want "INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE" or something along those lines.

I would think dying of eating Pork Elf stones would be extremely painful, partially because you ate rocks and died, partially because you (or someone else) paid $40 to get the thing containing those rocks.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:16:55 AM »

Somehow getting killed by a T-Rex, even though they're extinct.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #51 on:** March 19, 2007, 11:24:53 AM »

Being eaten by a cute puppy. Oh the irony!

Glorb · « **Reply #52 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:31:13 PM »

What, normally people eat cute puppies?

If I ever die, I'd want my tombstone to say "Inventor of Flight". And, because of my invention, my brain should be preserved in the Smithsonian and illuminated by the glow from Game Boy screens (the old kind, not them new-fangled color-screen things).

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #53 on:** March 19, 2007, 03:04:27 PM »

You wouldn't expect something so cute to eat someone. That's what I meant.

The Chef · « **Reply #54 on:** March 19, 2007, 04:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on March 19, 2007, 02:31:13 PM

What, normally people eat cute puppies?

If I ever die, I'd want my tombstone to say "Inventor of Flight". And, because of my invention, my brain should be preserved in the Smithsonian and illuminated by the glow from Game Boy screens (the old kind, not them new-fangled color-screen things).

That wouldn't work, because I'm pretty sure the Wright Brothers already did all that.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #55 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:00:10 PM »

Old Game Boy screens didn't glow, foo'.

MaxVance · « **Reply #56 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:48:13 PM »

Maybe he meant the Japan-only Game Boy Lite, which did glow.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2007, 01:38:52 PM »

He said Old Game Boy.

Glorb · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:21:09 PM »

I meant the magic kind (Ye Olde Maegicke Gaeme Boaye). Sheesh, you people know nothing.

The Chef · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:10:10 PM »

Sounds like the Old Western Wild Gunman machine from Back to the Future.