Alright. For YR, I'm gonna make this the best post ever.
Luigi and the others began to trot back to the row boat. It just wasn't safe to stay on a ship where a friend was beaten half to death. Even if it was by his own crew mate. Mario, however, wanted some answers before they left the great hulk behind. "Luigi, remember when I knocked the captains door down? And how it managed to hike itself back up? How DID you do that?" The younger plumber had a blank look on his face. "What the heck are you talking about Mario? I did no such thing." Mario laughed at his brother and responded with, "No, seriously, how did you put it back?" Luigi pushed Mario aside and climbed down the bow of the ship. "Mario....you sure have some strange stories to tell, huh." Mario decided it was best not to say anything; if his brother wanted to lie, then he better do it. He followed Luigi and Yoshi down into the row boat, with Wario after him. When they plopped in, the boat began to sink, due to the tremendous weight Wario had put on in the past hour. "Okay Wario, what did you eat?" Mario questioned. "Hmmmm...." he thought. "An apple, I think."
"An apple?" Mario asked. "How many?"
"Just one."
"Just one? Then why are we sinking like an anchor?"
"'Cause I have a slow metabolism. Why do you think it's so hard for me to loose weight, huh?! What, are you calling me fat? Don't you think I get enough of that at school?! Your so mean! What did you say about my mother?!" Wario began to shout and rock the boat. It didn't help the whole sinking problem, of course. Luigi tried to get Wario to calm down. "Wario, he didn't say anything rude about your mother or your weight problem. Please stop rocking the boat!" Wario didn't listen, and continued to jump up and down, until eventually.....it capsided. All four went into the water.
"Wario, you idiot, look what you've done now," Yoshi screamed. "Now we'll have to take the ship!" Everything was silent. The water turned red. "Wario....your face was bleeding, wasn't it........."
"Everyone back to the ship, now!" Yoshi instructed. "Hurry!!"
The boat had acctually drifted from the hulk, due to the boat capsiding. The others had a long way to go before they were safe. Yoshi was the first one to take off swiming. He could here the music in the backround. It creeped up on him like the creature itself. "Shark......" he thought. "Why did I have to pound Wario like that?" He continued to swim, but trouble presented it's ugly mug on the horizon. "Cramp!" he cried. "This can't be happening." Yoshi heard a scream, coming from the distance. It was Wario. "Shark!!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "Help meeeeeeeeee......"
Luigi and Mario were not far behind Yoshi, but Wario, due to his massive blood lose and his weight, he had fallen behind. The shark, that horrible beast, was thinking, "Oh yes! So pink, juicy and fat. I must eat him first!" Yoshi saw Wario go under, however no blood had been shed yet. He thought, "Wario's so hard to eat. His tremendous size must be giving that shark a difficult time. I can still go back to save him, but I'll have to battle that shark myself........" Yoshi shock in the freezing cold water. "I hate sharks........" he said outloud. Mario and Luigi had caught up with Yoshi. "Don't worry Yoshi! We can go! I'll give that shark a good smack in the face." Yoshi didn't have time to fool around. Wario was in deep six. They had to act fast!
What should the three heros do?
Save Wario w/ Yoshi?
Save Wario w/ Mario?
Save Wario w/ Luigi?
Forget Wario and go back to the ship?
Stay in the water and hope that the shark leaves?