A royal battle
Wario, Mario and Luigi vs. King Bob-omb, King Boo, Goomba King, and King Bowser Koopa
Mario: now what is it?
Luigi: Buh-buh-buh...
Mario: Boo? Bob-omb? Bowser! Uh-oh...
Mario:Will Bowser ever give up? oh wait... It's Bob-omb King!!!
Luigi: Oh perfect, why coulden't it be King Boo? I could suck him up with my vaccum!
Mario: He's there too!
Luigi: Yay!!! wait, ehy am I saying yay? He's bad... Any way-
Mario: It's-it's-it's-it's BOWSER!!!
Luigi: shouldn't that stupid turtle learned his lesson by now?
Bowser: I heard that!
Mario + Luigi: POWER FORMATION!!!
*They form an army of fists, tornadoes, vaccums, hammers, and jump attacks.*
*Goomba King appears out of the darkness*
Luigi: We have another guest...
Mario: Uh-oh, we're outnumbered!!! 2 against 4!
Mario: Wait...
*Mario hammers Gooma king flat and he dissapears*
Luigi: What a wimp!!
Mario: too easy... But let's take care of these fools! Luigi, take King Boo, and
I'll take care of the rest!
Luigi: okey-dokey!!
*Luigi vaccums up parts of King Boo, but sends of 10 extra Boos!*
Luigi: Yah!! (Sucks up a Boo)
Onlooker: 9 little Boos in the room, 9 little Boos. Luigi sucks one up with his vaccum, 8 little Boos in the room...
Onlooker: Let me help!
*the onlooker bursts in the door. It's... Ness? or is that Link? Or is it Wario with a bat?*
Ness?: Take that, you overgrown turtle! *bops him
on the head 100 times*
Bowser: oof... I feel faint... *faints*
Mario: Hi, Wario!
Luigi: Mario, this is our chance!!! I've finished off the Boos and their king Let me help!
BOOM! BOOM!
Mario, Luigi, and Wario vs. King Bob-omb computer system and Fainted Bowser
Mario: Help me blow up this Bob-omb!
*The Bros. take bowser and throw him on the King Bob-Omb*
Computer: Self-Destruct: 5,4-
Mario: Let's get out of here!!!!
Luigi: You got that right!!!!
Mario: No!!! We've got to stop that and shove them outside!!!
Luigi: Good Plan!! Wario come help us push these 2 clowns into the woods!!
Mario: First, deactivation!
Computer:2-
Luigi: Hurry!
Mario: There!
Computer: System Disengaged, Aborting, rebooting in T-minus 2 minutes
Wario: Let's push it!
*They all push the 2 out to the forest*
Computer: Engaging... Self-Destruct in 5,4,3-
Mario: RUN!!!!!!!
*they run franticly to the house*
Computer (In faint, distant voice): 1,0... TIME UP! START EXPLODER.EXE! *BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
*Wario, Mario, and Luigi are all thrown over by the explosion and tumble to The Mushroom Kingdom Castle*
Peach: Mario! What a suprise to see you! Luigi! Wario? what's he doing here?
Wario: I helped to save our town from Bowser!
Mario + Luigi: Yeah!
Peach: what was that explosion?
Luigi: It was us explodng King Bob-omb and Bowswer at the same time by putting Bowser on top of the Bob-omb and let him explode. The two are probably long gone by now.
Peach: Good! I wanted to finish my "Bowser is Dumb" story, but scince he's gone, I can just get rid of it. Anyway, I only wrote:
"Bowser is Dumb
By: Pricess Peach Toadstool
Bowser is the stupidest thing in the world."
Peach: Not much, eh?
Wario: right.
Toad: what's all the ruckus about?
Peach: Well, TMK is safe again!
Toad: Oh, that's good, I needed to finish writing "Peach is a Toad Abuser"
Peach: >( grrrr.
Toad: Just Kidding!
Peach: I just love your jokes!
Toad: Let's celebrate tomorrow!
The real Party
noone vs noone
Mario: Great Pizza. What is it?
Peach: Mushroom.
Toad: Yuck! You are so sick! Who is this Mushroom? Jonny? Fungin? Lisa?
Peach: You're not the only one who can tell a good joke!
Toad: Very funny! You had me convinced!
Peach: it's actuall Pepperoni, Bell peppers, and Grade A Olives
Luigi: Yum!!!
Wario: Ta-a-a-asty!
Mario: Show how to make that sometime. We're always looking for supreme Pizza recipies.
Peach: Now, dessert! It is Yoshi Berry Soda, a root beer float, and a slice of Vanilla cake with creamy frosting. Oh, and some custard-filled and chocolate-covered donuts are over there *Points to her right*.
Wario: Let's eat!!!
*they eat and talk, the party ends, they all go home, and a Lakitu card lays on the grassy floor outside the forest...*
You can continue if you want, people!
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Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/11/2002 6:09:08 PM