Things you should never say to a Policeman.

[dc804]

No thanks, I dont want a ticket officer. I already got about fifteen. Would you like one of mine?

[kirbyman]

I told my dad about the 'wrong license' joke, and he told me this hilarious story about his pilot's license...

"I was driving over the speed limit without realising it, and a cop comes up with his lights on.
He pulled me over, and asked me 'Boy, let me see your pilot's license,' saying that he was 'flying.' So I handed it to him. That cop's mouth tweaked upward trying not to laugh.   

Also:
Never move a box in front of a cop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedlpshJb4c&feature=related

[Kojinka]

I told my dad about the 'wrong license' joke, and he told me this hilarious story about his pilot's license...

"I was driving over the speed limit without realising it, and a cop comes up with his lights on.
He pulled me over, and asked me 'Boy, let me see your pilot's license,' saying that he was 'flying.' So I handed it to him. That cop's mouth tweaked upward trying not to laugh.   

Also:
Never move a box in front of a cop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedlpshJb4c&feature=related

Especially if that officer happens to be called Officer "ManDude" Rivieri

[kirbyman]

ManDude? That's a new one (ManDude, hmmm...)