Bored â„¢©®

[TEM]

The Faces© (names, concepts, and all characters) copyrighted by TEM E.M.H. inc.

Every One: Wow we are the first post on the 13th page, is that bad luck?

^_^: No! It's Easter, that counteracts the bad luck! YAY! IT'S EASTER!!

.: Silence you freaking fool. We shall depart from this place.

O~O: WhaA?

*_0: What do you mean, you clyde?

.: I tire of this colorless place, we shall depart to a new place.

@_@: Ok faces, let's go! All you non-faces stay.

And they left Bored, FOREVER.

@_@: Wait. Where are we going?

The End






Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

[Vidgmchtr]

Tatl: You two are real dopes.

Vidgmchtr: Just who do you think you are?

Navi: You've got some nerve.

Tatl: Whatever.

Vidgmchtr: Yet you look similar to Navi...

Tatl: Nuh-uh. I use bells instead of a voice.

Navi: We noticed.

Tael: When are we going back to Termina?

Tatl: Quiet, you.

WHEN WILL TATL AND TAEL GO BACK TO TERMINA?
WHY ARE VID'S POSTS GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER?
CAN I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME?

[llamapalooza87]

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Meanwhile in a random room in the middle of nowhere...
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Snot Nosed Kid (from Zelda: WW): Snort.
*Glowing, golden muffin falls from sky*
Snot Nosed Kid : I'm going to eat this muffin!
Muffin: Don't eat me, the consequenses could be dire!
*Snot Nosed Kid eats muffin*
*Snot grows to 400x normal size, enclosing kid inside
Tetra: Wow, and Link missed these freaks?
llama: yup.
Random Voice: FIGHT!
*Characters proceed to engage in SSBM style battle...*

Who will win the battle?
How does this have to do with the story?
Was the writer EVEN BORED?
Find out... in a little bit... or something...
I'll shut up now.

[Vidgmchtr]

Tatl: Navi, you know Link liked me more than you.

Navi: How do you know my name? And how do you know I was Link's partner?

Tatl: He told me in those 3 days I was his partner. I bet you weren't his partner for THAT long.

Navi: I was his partner for 7 years! Ever see him as an adult?

Tatl: What the heck are you talking about? He's only like 10 years old!

Navi: In Hyrule, he pulled out the master sword and went forward in time 7 years with me.

Tatl: I bet he liked going back in time 3 days with me better.

Navi: Obnoxious little...

*Navi jumps Tatl, and they start fighting, while Vidgmchtr and Tael watch for awhile, and then get bored*

Vidgmchtr: This is pointless. Want to go get some pizza?

Tael: Okay! They should stop fighting soon, Tatl usually starts faking crying in a fight with a formidable opponent, to get them to go all "What's wrong?" giving her an opening for an attack.

Vidgmchtr: Smart. I think I can get them to stop....
Hey girls?

Navi: Yes, Vid?

Tatl: What do you want, guy?

Vidgmchtr: ....Roast beef!

*Navi and Tatl's mouths water*

Navi: Where is the roast beef? Mmmmm...

Tatl: Give it to me...Ooohh, delicious....

Tael: How'd you know their weakness?

Vidgmchtr: Everyone loves roast beef. So, are we all good now?

Navi: Yes, sir!

Tatl: Yup!

Vidgmchtr: Let's all go get pizza now.

DOES TATL REALLY CRY DURING FIGHTS?
DOES EVERYONE REALLY LIKE ROAST BEEF?
CAN I HAVE A LARGE 8 SLICE PIE WITH PEPPERONIS, PLEASE?
OH NO MY FLY IS OPEN?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

[Chupperson Weird]

CW: I don't like roast beef!

Vidgmchtr: AAAHHH!!!

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.

[Vidgmchtr]

*Vidgmchtr faints after hearing that Chupperson hates roast beef*

[WarpRattler]

rubee(someone from a chatroom on another server: DIE o_0-the-metroid!
* o_0-the-metroid(me) traps rubee in the ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!>!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
o_0-the-metroid: Who else wants to be stuck in there?
*Lots of hands raise*
o_0-the-metroid: Okay, then! If you say so! >!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
Chupperson: This wasn't much of a BORED post...
* o_0-the-metroid traps Chupperson in the zipper

Will anyone get out of the zipper? Does anybody care? Will I eat these jelly beans sitting in front of me? Find out...never. This was just a paid advertisement for THE ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢! Call 1-800-333-3333 within the next ten minutes and get a free PENKNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢ for absolutely FREE! Call now!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

[Chupperson Weird]

Chupperson: *sends a letter with the phone number 1-800-333-3333 to the President*

--------LATER--------

The President: I want the alien hand!!!!1!1!! *calls the number*
¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_
Vlagranian: Sorry, but we only carry THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢s.
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The President: Gal dang!

--------MEANWHILE--------

James: I've come looking for Jimmy, Jimbob and Jimbo!

RoshEn: Sorry, not here. *burp*

Jimbo: Let me out!

Roshan Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!

--------MEANWHILE--------

Vidgmchtr: You sure you don't like a LITTLE roast beef?

CW: Nope, not one bit.

Vidgmchtr: *shoves roast beef down CW's throat*

TOG: Excellent work, Vidgmchtr! You may now join our ranks in the evil dudes blib club!®

Vidgmchtr: Blib?

TOG: Uhh...

Navi: NOOOOO!â„¢

Fire hydrant: *sprays water on CW*

CW: *splutters* YAAAAAHHHHHH DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDEIDEIDIEDIEIDIEIDIIEIIDIEIDIIIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIDIEIIEIDII *plays tuba*

TOG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUHHGHGHGHGH *vaporizes*

Evil Roshan: NOOOOO!â„¢ I shall avenge you, Rick!

Rick: Wha? I'm right here.

Evil Roshan: Then who was That One Guy?

WHO WAS THAT ONE GUY?
WHY WASN'T THAT ONE GUY RICK?
WILL VIDGMCHTR JOIN THE EVIL DUDES BLIB CLUB®?

YOU HAVE A 2.7154% CHANCE OF FINDING OUT NEXT TIME ON BOREDâ„¢©®!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raccoon Sam]

Chup said:HA! I KNOW WHAT TO DO! this is time for... THE RETURN OF CHUPPERSMAN!!! and farted.

[WarpRattler]

...That was the second-worst BORED post ever. The worst one was written by Mario Maniac, and I think it's been deleted. Now, for my own post...

Last time, on BORED...there was an infomercial for THE ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢*. Now, here's an ad for BORED...

Are you tired of your everyday stories where you are limited to a certain amount of sentences(or words)? Well, come on down to BORED, where you can post whatever you like, as long as you follow the rules. There are at least 10 different stories running right now! And none of them are boring...unless you try to do that! BOREDâ„¢©®! And don't forget to post in the next installment of BORED, coming eventually to a forum near you!

*THE ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM is â„¢ donotcare95.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/20/2004 7:26:53 PM

[MadRhetoric]

Darth Vader: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Everyone: *shoots DV for saying ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US*

Nobody: *shoots DV too*

Darth Vader: Insolent fools! *Force chokes Vlad*

Dracula: *impales Darth Vader*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Discomboobulation.

Dracula: *pilots and X-Wing and blows up the Death Star*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Curses.

Dracula: *drinks the blood of his victims*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. O positive.

[Vidgmchtr]

LD: How did I end up on the Death Star?



-MEANWHILE-

Vidgmchtr: No, I won't join your stupid club. I'd rather be with the fairies.



Navi: Yay!



Tatl: Who said I liked YOU?



Tael: He gave us roast beef, sister!



*Tatl's mouth waters*



Ground: Get off my face!



Sky: Shut up, Ground.



WILL THE GROUND EVER SHUT UP?

WHY IS THE SKY SO SAD?

WILL TATL'S MOUTH EVER STOP WATERING?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 4/26/2004 5:56:31 PM

[n/a]

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The End.

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[Chupperson Weird]

RoshEn: What in the name of blue-nosed gophers was THAT?


Jimbo: Don't ask me.


Fred: *doesn't ask Jimbo*


U "F" O: 4PP13 S4UC3!!!!


RoshEn: MMMMMMMMMM I WANT SOME


U "F" O: No, you can't have any. At all.


RoshEn: *lip quiver*


Evil Roshan: I shall eat all the apple sauce. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


CitrusMan: NEVAR!!! *argentina*


Evil Roshan: NOOO!!! NOT THE EVIL ARGeNTINA MOVE! EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


FruitMan: I don't appreciate you fighting my battles for me, CitrusMan!


CitrusMan: Who are YOU?????????????




WHO IS FRUITMAN?

WILL EVIL ROSHAN EAT THE 4PP13 S4UC3?

WHAT HORRIBLE FATE AWAITS THE NEEDLE NOODLES?

FOR THAT MATTER, WHAT ARE THE NEEDLE NOODLES?


FIND OUT -- NEVAR! ON

BORED â„¢©®

[MadRhetoric]

Evil Roshan: *eats 4pp13 s4uc3*

World: *explodes*

FruitMan: *punches Evil Roshan*

Evil Roshan: BARF!!

World: *implodes*

God: d00d [wtd]?!!!??!!?!?1112288411meaningoflife48001111!!111