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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #705 on: June 15, 2009, 07:16:58 AM »
Yeah, but... is that really the name?



Good thing it's free. Otherwise, they'd have to... Pay to Gay.
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Glorb

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« Reply #706 on: June 15, 2009, 08:14:28 AM »
I get this weird feeling that if you took all three guys and combined their features you'd get Vince Offer.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #707 on: June 15, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »
There's one set of nuts I won't be loving.
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« Reply #708 on: June 15, 2009, 04:02:29 PM »
OH MY GOODNESS -- LEGO SLAPCHOP



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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #709 on: June 15, 2009, 07:36:38 PM »
That's probably the greatest thing I've seen in recent memory.

On a separate note, I think the guy's name is Vince Shlomi... and I've had this urge to see some sort of crossover between him and Vince Clortho's (incarnate via Louis Tully) dialogue in GhostBusters.
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The Chef

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« Reply #710 on: June 15, 2009, 07:42:14 PM »
Last I checked his name was Vinz Clortho.

« Reply #711 on: June 15, 2009, 08:01:43 PM »
He was born in Israel as Vince Shlomi, but changed it to "Offer" to match his fast-talkin' salesperson persona in America. However, there have been rumours that he intends to change his name to Vince "IHireProstitutesAndPayThemInBeatings" Offer to capitalize on his latest claim to fame.
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Captain Jim

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« Reply #712 on: June 15, 2009, 08:05:53 PM »
You do realize she tried to bite off his tongue, right? Whenever someone beats up a hooker, no one considers that it was the hooker's fault.
No! I don't want that!

« Reply #713 on: June 15, 2009, 08:23:36 PM »
You've got a point there, guy. At any rate, the matter was resolved within four frames of verbal exchange.

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Glorb

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« Reply #714 on: June 16, 2009, 03:55:08 PM »
Ho had it comin'. Ain't no ***** gonna try and bite my boy Vince's tongue off.
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« Reply #715 on: June 16, 2009, 03:59:41 PM »
You say it, mah nizzle. Fight the power.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #716 on: June 16, 2009, 08:31:04 PM »


Unless it's part of the joke, what would trigger a German ad for The Hangover?
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Luigison

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« Reply #717 on: June 17, 2009, 01:01:59 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #718 on: June 18, 2009, 02:55:08 AM »
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #719 on: June 18, 2009, 08:25:44 AM »
We'd better not be going back and doing old bad ads, now...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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