Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3 (Read 45680 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #135 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:31:36 PM »

"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, BOWSHER!"

Weegee · « **Reply #136 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:43:39 PM »

"As I was shaying", continued Connery, "I have come to warn you all that one among you sheven will shoon betray the othersh."

Weegee · « **Reply #137 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:02:53 PM »

Lubba glanced over at Mario and thought to himself, "I bet it'll be that dago wop guinea *******."

BP · « **Reply #138 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:07:31 PM »

Mario glanced over at Trebek's legs, who were of course robots, and thought "I don't know if we can trust Bomb Man and Napalm Man"

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #139 on:** May 18, 2011, 06:24:22 PM »

Mario didn't know his Mega Man villains very well, though, because they were actually Tomahawk Man and Yamato Man.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #140 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:08:28 AM »

"Wait, where did they come from?" Bowser asked.

Weegee · « **Reply #141 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:32:30 AM »

"Japan", replied Robotrebek.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #142 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:03:02 PM »

"So I guess there aren't just seven people left on Earth?" said Bowser, who didn't think the addition of more characters would make the story more interesting.

Weegee · « **Reply #143 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:05:07 PM »

The seven remaining people on Earth (and Sean Connery) soon began to notice the distinct lack of females within the group.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #144 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:11:42 PM »

"I'm okay with this," said Bowser Jr., to which Bowser responded, "Son, I am disappoint."

BP · « **Reply #145 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:15:51 PM »

Suddenly Game & Watch Gallery 2 became the Mario canon to end all Mario canons and Yoshi was able to repopulate the planet asexually just by eating

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #146 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:05:36 PM »

"So now we have myself, my son, my nemesis, a boo, Alex Trebeck, Lubba, the ghost of Sean Connery and a bunch of friggin' Yoshis?" said Bowser.

Weegee · « **Reply #147 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:45:56 PM »

"VIVA LA YOSHILUTION!"

The Chef · « **Reply #148 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:55:08 PM »

So Yoshi crowned himself Yoshi King and proceeded to take over what was left of the world.

BP · « **Reply #149 on:** May 19, 2011, 06:20:32 PM »

Which wasn't so bad, actually, considering that Yoshi is too mellow to bother with being a tyrannical evil leader