Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3 (Read 45621 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #195 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:13:36 PM »

Mumbo Jumbo brought two of them back to life... WHICH DID HE CHUSE?

BP · « **Reply #196 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:50:53 PM »

Robotrebek and Haunt Connery, the rest he had to save by turning them into walruses

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #197 on:** May 23, 2011, 06:39:37 PM »

"Does this mean I'm human again?" asked Haunt Connery.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #198 on:** May 23, 2011, 07:00:04 PM »

BUT HE NEVER WAS A HUMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE

Weegee · « **Reply #199 on:** May 23, 2011, 07:19:18 PM »

Connery was born a sex god, a fact to which Petula Clark can attest.

The Chef · « **Reply #200 on:** May 23, 2011, 07:56:53 PM »

Being the God of Sex that he was, Connery made his way back to Mount Olympus where he rightfully belonged.

BP · « **Reply #201 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:51:24 PM »

Hera was all, "So honey, how was your day"

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #202 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:51:07 AM »

And he was all like "THE SHAME THING I DO EVERY DAY, MARTHA... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #203 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:23:38 PM »

"You're a god, you already own the world," said Hera.

The Chef · « **Reply #204 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:47:57 PM »

"I didn't say which world I wanted to take over" said Connery.

Weegee · « **Reply #205 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:58:40 PM »

The world he was actually referring to was, of course, the World of Warcraft.

BP · « **Reply #206 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:16:07 PM »

However "Try to take over the world" is not a valid answer to "how was your day"

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #207 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:10:51 PM »

But what do I know, I'm just a narrator.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #208 on:** May 25, 2011, 10:46:46 PM »

So Connery went out to get some bread but got ambushed by a parasitic beaver.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #209 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:09:57 PM »

"Well I've dealt with this before," said Connery the Sex God.