Oh, what do I care? I'll go ahead and give my two cents in a template anyway.
Old: Y=2X+17
State: Frantic. Err, wet old Washington.
Food: Italian
Color: Dark blue or green
Shoe: 11 1/2
Cereal: Honey Bunches of Oats
Height: 5' 8"
Hamburger: Mustard, Ketchup, and Pickle. Got that? No sauce, tomatoes, or extraneous junk!
Waldo: SomeWHERE... Over the rainbow...
His Dog: Her house landed on him. Poor thing.
Licks: around 120.
Gloves/Mask: You must be thinking of my brother.
M&M's: No peanuts, thank you.
"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"