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General Chat / Re: Bye, Bye Boyfriend.

« on: June 07, 2004, 09:13:52 AM »

I wonder if she realizes all these posts are useless and/or sarcastic.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario CD visor/holder HELP

« on: June 07, 2004, 01:25:09 AM »

That's the first time I've seen "pimping" and "Mario" used in the same sentence.

153

General Chat / Re: Sports???

« on: June 07, 2004, 12:41:37 AM »

I prefer a nice riveting game of croquet right before tea time.

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General Chat / Re: Bye, Bye Boyfriend.

« on: June 06, 2004, 11:34:31 PM »

Don't get back together with him. He just wants you for your NES.

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Mario Chat / Re: SMB World -1 (Minus World)

« on: June 05, 2004, 06:29:54 PM »

I just go "Hahaha" in the place of lol.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super TMK World

« on: June 05, 2004, 04:53:18 PM »

Obviously I should be Bowser. I'm masculine enough for the part, and kidnapping Sapphira is a hobby of mine.

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Site Discussion / Re: A strange poll...

« on: May 30, 2004, 11:36:36 AM »

Height: Left
Hand: Right

I like to think of myself as a well rounded person.

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General Chat / Re: Haikus

« on: May 29, 2004, 02:49:05 PM »

Haikus are much fun
I haven't written any
Since in second grade

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General Chat / Re: Haikus

« on: May 29, 2004, 12:51:27 AM »

I am typing this
Since Chupperson Weird went and
Insulted my haiku

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Site Discussion / Re: I need somewhere to put the stats page I made for #tmk...

« on: May 29, 2004, 12:14:23 AM »

Hopes no one notices
That this isn't even
A real haiku

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Site Discussion / Re: What do you usually do at TMK?

« on: May 17, 2004, 08:20:45 PM »

After I get a really good five fingered discount on some rye out of Deez's bread-stash I usually look the news. and um... eat my bread. Yeah.

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: May 13, 2004, 08:48:58 PM »

I posted twice on purpose. Honest.

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 5/13/2004 7:49:29 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: May 13, 2004, 08:48:32 PM »

God looked down upon his world, and what he saw was a world filled with discontinuity and chaos. This made God sad, so he sent a meteorite to blow everyone up since they're all big stupid-heads. MamaMia--I mean God then sent a tablet of commandments down to the new planet. Only, he made a mistake, and it was a shopping list. So after Moses bought a bag of flour, a dozen eggs, a box of popsicles, and a bag of M&Ms, he sent down a tablet containing the commandments for real this time. Really. The number of commandments was a number whose sum of its digits is greater than 0 but less than 2.

1. Thou shalt noteth be stupideth heads.
2. Thou shalteth give me lots of money. Being God is a full time job.
3. Thou shalteth um... I'll get back to you.
4. Thou shalteth be witty, clever, funny and/or female.
5. Five is such a great number, isn't it?
666. Aaaaah Satan!!!11
7. Give the story some freaking continuity people. You're making Chupperson get gray hair. Don't just write some completely and totally random junk down. It needs to have some roots in the previous set of posts, even if it's just a little.
8. Don't do drugs.
9. Don't make baby Jesus cry.
10. By logic 10 would be twice as cool as 5, right?

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Site Discussion / Re: Mario's High school days

« on: May 09, 2004, 08:48:31 AM »

Apparently nintendoexpert89 would have.

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: May 01, 2004, 01:20:41 PM »

Evil Roshan: *eats 4pp13 s4uc3*

World: *explodes*

FruitMan: *punches Evil Roshan*

Evil Roshan: BARF!!

World: *implodes*

God: d00d [wtd]?!!!??!!?!?1112288411meaningoflife48001111!!111