After setting up camp and camping in the Mushroom Wood, Luigi's eyes finally crept open. He was snuggled cozily in his sleeping bag, and didn't even feel like getting up see what was going on. Just then, he heard something in the distance. He could just barely make out what they were saying..
"Hail Kamek! Hail Kamek!," said many voices in unison.
"MAMA-MIA!!!!!!," Luigi screamed, and struggled to get up, out of the sleeping bag. In the process, his foot got tangled in the tent, and it fell over on everyone.
"What the..whats going on!," Peach yelled, "I need my beauty sleep you mustacheod moron!," she continued.
"You guys Kamek's army is descending upon the Mushroom Kingdom!!!!!," Luigi shreaked. In a flash they were all up, and a bit worried too.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!," yelled Toad.
"Somebody save us!!," Luigi added.
"The end is near!! It's all gone!," Peach cried.
"WILL YOU GUYS STOP?!!," Mario broke in. "Don't panic! We just have to get to the castle and get the army!," Mario explained.
"I know! There's a warp pipe not far from here!," Luigi exclaimed. They all ran after the green-suited plumber as he made his way through trees.
Then they all jumped into the pipe, and the forest was left quiet once again.
*
Luigi warped up in the Mushroom Village. He looked around in shock. The sky was dark with clouds, and lighting had set several homes afire. Thunder shook the land. The poor Mushroomians were in panic without their queen.
Luigi, Mario and Toad ran towards the castle, while Peach pulled out a loud speaker and tried to calm the people down.
Peach then yelled out, "Toad, get the Mushroom troops! You'll lead them into battle!".
Toad ran to the barracks, and gathered the entire Mushroom army, which was vast and strong. But would it be enough?
Meanwhile, Peach and the Bros. discussed plans in the meeting room. "Mario, you'll be in charge of heavy artillery, as well as doing your best to defeat Bowser as you always have," Peach said to Mario with a small smile. "Luigi, you'll be in charge of battle tactics, as well as working with Mario to defeat them," Peach said to Luigi, who nodded in agreement. "Toad is going to be the general of the troops, as well as supplying you two with items," Peach continued. "And I...am going to fight in the army," Peach concluded, holding her head high.
"But Peach, you can't!," Mario gasped. Peach crossed her arms and arched an eyebrow, "And why not? Haven't I taken as much abuse from that over-grown lizard and his lackies as you, if not more?!". Mario didn't say a word, and Luigi went to get out some maps.
Meanwhile, the Mushroom army readied the Mushroom Tanks, the Bob-omb guns and the fire shield, which would cover the whole army. They also put on special armor, and Toad got them lined up in front of Peach's Castle.
Inside the castle, Peach looked out the stained-glass window, her hands clasped behind her back. Sighing to herself, she thought about how this may be the biggest threat to her Kingdom as of yet.
Meanwhile, Mario was outside lining up tanks, and supplying powerful flame throwers to Mushroom Soldiers in the right and left flanks. Luigi made complex maps of the area, and special attacks the army could move as.
Some Mushroom soldiers rode Yoshis, carrying spears at their sides and pouches with hand bob-ombs. Peach put on chain mail and a spiked metal hat. She grabbed a huge broad sword that she could barely carry, and painted her face with green. This time, Bowser wouldn't get the best of her. This time, she would be the one to laugh.
Mario and Luigi also got special suits.
Luigi, who was trained in M-Jitsu and sword manuevers, put on a black suit and carried a long, curved sword which he wore on his back. He looked just like a ninja, an assassin. And Kamek was his target.
Mario put on huge wool boots, as well as full armor over his whole body. He gripped a double-bladed axe, which was bigger than he was. Finally, he covered his face in red and black paint, and slid a large, fierce helmet over his face. Not even a metal cap could do this.
Now, the Mushroom Kingdom was ready.
Anything with a shell was going to fall to the fungi.
OOC: okay...I know it was a little extreme...but now...WE RULE! heeheehee..