I guess I forgot what mine currently is. Let me edit my post after I make it and see it.
Edit: Oh, oh! That's right. I was kidsitting and Abby declared she wanted to make cupcakes with me, but all she had for materials was sprinkles. I asked if she had any cupcake mix or something and she went over to get hamburger buns saying "look! bread!" and I said, "Uhhh, I'm sorry, but you can't make cupcakes out of hamburger buns." To her mother, who had not yet left the house: "Hey! Is it normal to make cupcakes out of hamburger buns here?" "No! Make cookies instead, honey." "I thought not." I don't normally quote myself, but...
I must say, I absolutely HATE sigs that acknowledge that the bit of text is a sig. Things like "insert sig here" or "witty signature," or even "Something funny belongs here." They. Just. Drive. Me. MAD. Come up with something CREATIVE that's actually funny!