[Editor's Note: The following has been duly censored according to the FFGC regulations of 2000. Thank you.]
Me, Taking A [CENSORED], With A Bee
On one night of my recent trip, I camped out in the Cave Hills of South Dakota. That morning, I woke up a bit later then the rest of the family and because of this, they finished breakfast a bit earlier than me. I was just finishing my breakfast up, when they started off on a walk to a nearby mountain spring.
I was about to follow them. Suddenly, however, I was hit with the urge to [CENSORED]. I walked a little ways away from the camping area and found a nice 40 foot cliff. Thinking it would be great to [CENSORED] off of a 40 foot cliff, I stayed there and went about my business.
About seven seconds later, I heard a faint buzzing. Now the funny thing about buzzing, you can tell whether it's a fly buzzing or a huge, blood thirsty killer bee. This was definite huge, blood thirsty killer bee buzzing.
About one second later, I see a huge, blood thirsty killer bee slowly fly into my field of vision. "No problem," I think. As long as it doesn't come too close I should be fine. Right about the time that I thought this, the bee lands right on my [CENSORED]! I emit a short, "EEP!" and run for my life.
The real problem is that I was still [CENSORED] while running for my life, so things got a little messy. I ended up with [CENSORED]-soaked shirt and jeans, but retained my life and suffered no stings.
A day in the life of Lizard Dude. Thank you.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 7/23/2003 5:08:13 PM