Dr. Mario is dead? (parody of M+L r dead)

[Dr. Mario]

You wanted it, so here it is! A parody of Mario and Luigi are dead?

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It is Dr. Mario's funeral. The only guest who has not arrived is Mario, Dr. Mario's closest friend. Peach is crying, she knew the good doctor well, but she never knew just how well.

[GiftedGirl]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY? WHYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY? DR. MARIO CAN'T BE DEAD!!!

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.