Here's a couple poems I wrote. I hope you like 'em!
Ham (by Dr. Mario)
I am Sam
For Sam I am
I hate green eggs
But I like ham
For ham tastes real good
Espesially when eatin in the hood
It tastes even better
Cooked over wood
I eat ham everyday
And when I do so I say
To me this ham
Is A-Okay
So if you want me to eat
Mr. My name is Pete
I suggest you toss the eggs
And cook me some meat.
The Dragon (A Haiku)
The magic dragon
Sleeps under the old stone bridge
Waiting for the moon
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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
