"Errrr....what YR said!"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind. I want the rubber chicken!"
Yoshi walked up to the "bird that stretches" and picked it up.
"So.......how the heck am I supposed to use THIS to hurt YOU?"
Dei T. snickered. "You're the One. Figure it out!"
An overhead timer ticked down to zero and rang. The match was offically on!
Yoshi ran up to Dei T. and threw a fast punch, but missed, and landed flat on his face. He got up and tried an axe kick swinging punch combo. Swish! He missed again. Yoshi cursed under his tounge.
"Oh, getting a little angry, aren't we?"
"Just warmin' up, you dirty old-"
"Bass are often yummy when cooked with hamburger cheese."
Yoshi growled, threw muliple punches, and missed yet again.
"Gaghhhh! Why isn't this working?"
"Try the rubber chicken!"
"Are you nuts? I can't even hit you, let alone smack you with this piece of-"
"You need to learn respect, young one! Like keeping your tounge in line!"
Smack! Yoshi was pushed back into a wall. Breathless, he tried to stand, but the pain in his chest was too great.
*cough!* "MAN you're strong!"
"No, just really fast. I landed 15 punches in .32 seconds."
"How?"
"Hey, when you're the God of all creation, then you must be fast! Well, perhaps I'm not God, but I'm pretty close..."
While he wasn't looking, Yoshi lashed out his tounge and grabbed him at the knee. Dei T, however, was not impressed. He simple stood still.
"Go ahead......lift me as high as you can. You'll never do it."
He was right. As hard as he tried. Yoshi could not lift him.
"No! Come on, go!"
"Hehehe! If you can't defeat me, then how will you ever defeat Subcon?"
Yoshi sighed. "You mean...he's stronger then you?"
"Well, if he wasn't, I would have defeated him by now. This world would be called Dei T. Land if I had control. I used to have control.....but that was a long time ago. Before the world was filled with hate."
Yoshi took back his tounge and held up the rubber chicken.
"If this works, I'll shoot myself. Okay old man.....take this!"
He threw the rubber chicken, but instead of hitting Dei T, it exploded.
KABLAMMERS! *Hey, a new word!*
"Dei T? I'm so sorry, master!"
Dei T. stood up and laughed.
"See? I told you it would work! hings are not as they seem in the Matrix. You of all people should know that. You've seen the movie three times!"
Yoshi understood it now. "The lesson was not about combat.....but about the unexpected! Right?"
"Nah, I just like to mess with ya! Exploding chicken! Hah! That's a good one!"
Yoshi smirked and growled.
"Just...let's do something else."
"Your call."
Yoshi noticed that the chicken was still intact he ran over and picked it up.
"I hope this will come in handy later. Now mabey I should....."
Yoshi will......
Stay for more training.
Go to the Matrix to save his friend.