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Vote off the Mario Kart characters!

Mario
1 (9.1%)
Luigi
1 (9.1%)
Wario
1 (9.1%)
Peach
1 (9.1%)
Bowser
1 (9.1%)
Toad
2 (18.2%)
DK
4 (36.4%)
Yoshi <BOOTED>
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

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Author Topic: Mario Kart Survivor-type thing!  (Read 4914 times)

« on: January 06, 2006, 10:50:00 PM »
Welcome to Mario Kart Survivor! I'm your host, the Aqua Yoshi! (not really, but I wanted to be out of character) It turns out the Mario Kart characters have crashed on a deserted island, and, because I have nothing better to do, we're going to rip off Survivor!

Booting people off the island is simple. First of all, you check if the character has been booted off or not. When a character is eliminated, a <BOOT> symbol will be next to the name. Then, you vote. It's just that simple!

The first character to recieve five votes is booted, then all votes are reset and it keeps going until there are two karters left, in which the quota is raised to nine votes.

Confused? Doesn't matter. You can ask any questions in the thread. BTW, if the voting's closed, it means that someone's going to be eliminated in some funny way. Anyway, vote now- BTW, if your character that you voted against is kicked out, remove your vote if you want to vote again.


Intro: Crash

Mario looked up, his head spinning.

"Mamma mia, where am I?" he asked, looking around.

"You're on a deserted island, duh," Wario rolled his eyes, grinning.

"This is only part of the show, bro," Luigi laughed, walking up to his brother.

"Hey, do you want your paycheck docked?" asked Peach.

"We might as well make the most of this situation," Toad mumbled.

"H-How? We're stuck on a desert island! Surrounded by water!"

After playing Super Mario Sunshine, Yoshi was slightly afraid of water. Bowser laughed.

"I can finally cream all of you in battle!" he roared, but no-one was listening- everyone was looking at the gigantic beast that was in front of them.

"Eep." they all said in perfect unision, except for DK, who no-one could understand.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2006, 03:04:55 AM by Luigi Simpson »
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Yoshi55

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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2006, 10:55:38 PM »
DO NOT VOTE OFF YOSHI, n00bs. Here's some music to listen to while reading.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2006, 10:59:37 PM by Yoshi55 »
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Ambulance Y

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2006, 11:00:32 PM »
*ignoring Yoshi55's response* Good job, Luigi S. You did a great job of capturing what the characters are like. (I know I sounded like a cheesy English teacher right there, but whatever.)
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2006, 11:03:32 PM »
I'll keep posting my story while people vote, to keep our viewers interested. BTW, thanks Led.

The eight racers dashed away from the beach, and into the jungle, sand flinging behind them. The great beast, who was a pure white colour, roared, stumbling towards the frightened racers.

"We've got to go!" Peach cried, as she dodged a huge tree.

"No! Since when have the Mario Bros run from a fight-a?" Luigi announced.

He looked at Mario, and Mario looked back- they both nodded. Using their incredible jumpign abilities, they used a tree as a springboard, jumping onto some vines. They leapt off the vines, each aiming a fireball at the confused animal. It hit, sending it stumbling backwards.

It then fell, howling. The Brothers looked down- it was a trap.

"Excuse me, I believe you have just rid the island of it's greatest danger."

Mario and Luigi jumped, turning around.

"My name is Echtar Gadd," he announced.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2006, 11:07:20 PM »
His full name is Echtar? I never knew...really?
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2006, 11:18:19 PM »
No, Elvin and Echtar aren't the same person. Read on... and don't be afraid to vote! </shameless_advertising>


The Mario Brothers both had equal looks of surprise on their faces.

"I was originally the heir to the Gadd empire when suddenly, I was on a plane trip with my brothers, Elvin, Edgar and Edward, when suddenly-"

"You're Elvin Gadd's brother-a?" Mario asked in disbelief.

They looked so unalike- Elvin looked like he was over 100, while Echtar looked more like 25.

"Yes, I am. Do you know him?"

Luigi nodded. "He invented heaps of stuff-a! Starbeans Cafe, the Poltergust-a-"

"I originally came up with that, you know," Echtar mumbled.

"Mario! Luigi! Are you there?" Yoshi asked.

All three of them nodded, then came down off the tree.


"So, you're Elvin Gadd's bro?" Wario asked.

"Yes," he said tiredly, "and-"

"Why did you come here?" Wario asked again.

"I didn't choose to- Elvin-"

"Wario-a! Cut back on the questions-a!" Mario ordered.

"Who made you boss? I'm boss! Now, go to sleep!" Bowser ordered.

And they all did.

Suddenly, there was a faint rustling in the bushes. Peach got up.

"Who is it?" she asked carefully.

Suddenly, a hand reached out and dragged her backwards.

"Eek!" she cried, before being pulled off into the darkness.

BTW, Peach hasn't been voted off, she's just been kidnapped. You know, like Bowser does to her.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Hirocon

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2006, 12:44:03 AM »
I voted Wario because I hate Wario in video games.  But then I realized... I love Wario in stories!  He's the best character!  So I changed my vote to DK.

Game Over

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2006, 12:54:19 AM »
Vote Yoshi off, anyway I think we all know who is going to win...

Luigi Time!!!

Yoshi55

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2006, 10:00:28 AM »
DO NOT. It isn't cool. I'll post a court case in Mario Court Cases that is Yoshi55 v. Game Over and everyone else that are going to vote off Yoshi, n00bs
« Last Edit: January 07, 2006, 10:04:24 AM by Yoshi55 »
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Game Over

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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2006, 04:10:23 PM »
Do we have at least 30 active people? Because by what you say that is around how many we need...

Glorb

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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2006, 04:35:19 PM »
I voted off Yoshi because he's green, and green is the color of poop when you're sick.
every

« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 04:36:43 PM »
Good reason.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2006, 04:58:33 PM »
"The princess is gone-a!" exclaimed Mario, running around the place they had set up camp at.

"Hey-a, Mario, calm down-a, she's probably aroudn here-a. I'll go with Yoshi to find her-a." Luigi assured him.


Luigi jumped on Yoshi, and Yoshi sprinted through the forest- before Luigi suddenly fell. He grabbed onto the ledge, and watched Yoshi fall.

"Noooo!" Luigi yelled.

"Yoshi!" a voice said from above- Peach was standing there.

"Princess!" he yelled, as she helped him up.

"We need to get back to the others," she said firmly.

Luigi nodded, and the two of them ran back.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2006, 05:22:34 PM by Luigi Simpson »
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2006, 08:59:40 PM »
I like it how Mario and Luigi's every word ends with an "a". Like-a this-a!
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2006, 09:02:29 PM »
BTW, the second round of votign is open. Who will be kicked out?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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