Author Topic: Mad pork disease finished please check out (Read 2461 times)

Luigi #98 · « **on:** January 05, 2006, 02:55:46 PM »

Bowser: This seems kinda shady of ya mario. Inviting your arch rival to dinner.
Mario: Even enemies can have a good time together once in a while.
Yoshi: Yeah man lighten up.
Bowser: WHAT?! LIGHTEN UP?! YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! IN FRONT OF MY FIANSE YOU KEEP STEALING?! THE NERVE!
Toad: Dude he's telling you to chill.
Bowser: HOW THE HECK CAN I CHILL WHEN I'M A FIRE BREATHING MONSTER?
Luigi: Monster you got that right fatso.
Bowser: WHAT DIS YOU SAY!!!!!!!!?
Luigi: You heard me, Kong.
(B-BEEP! B-BEEP!)
Luigi: Hold that thought. (Answers cell phone.) Hello?
?: HELP ME LUIGI!!!!
Luigi: DAISY?!
Daisy: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...................cxjxcjcvbfdztsevtyasutwertrqeopewpygvbvvpvhuyypbyybevfybhvvfdyuhvreaby ervreter................................
Luigi: W............................ ARE....................REACKING UP!! HUH? DAISY?!!! HELLO?!! DAAAAAAAAIIIIISSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAL......................................zzcxxxxxxxx...................
Luigi: Cell phone's dead. And worse, Daisy's in trouble.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2006, 04:03:12 PM »

I liked it, but did Bowser say he had a fiancee, or is that spelling really bad? *sudders* Bowser with a finacee...eew.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2006, 06:45:10 AM »

He's talking about Peach. Although he's just full of himself. Peach disagrees about the fianse thing.

Mario:Wait Luigi, I have two guys to get rid of, Bowser and this Parker. He said peach was his fianse yeah right.
at daisy castle....

Luigi: Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww............
Mario: Look at this place, it's been raided wi-with....
Luigi: expired pork.....once again, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........................
Mario: I eat meat but not like this.
Luigi: I'm a vegetarian........ This is digusting!!
?:HahHaHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Luigi: Huh?!
Mario: WHO IS IT?!
?: IT IS ME ANTI-LUIARIO!!!!
Mario: Anti- eh.......wha?!
Luigi: Anti-pineapple or something....
?: I'm the most feared guy in the universe!
Luigi: DUDE, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!!!
Mario: What are you planning?
?: Think about it, meat, mushrooom guys, money, a new year, FOR EVERYONE!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST MUSHROOMS IN THE WORLD! SOON, PEOPLE WILL STOP EATING MEAT IF THEY FIND THIS PLACE! I HAVE COME TO SOLVE THAT! IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR OF MEAT WITH SIDE SERVING OF COW LIVERS AND CHITLETS! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Luigi: That is so nasty. Man, you really are a rookie.
?: NO I'M NOT!!
Luigi: You have a towel with a picture of a fruit bowl filled with meat for a cape and a bib with a lobster on it.
?: So do I, huh? Well, THAT'S IT! MINIONS ATTACK!
Mario: Luigi all the meat's comin' alive!

dude677 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2006, 02:38:21 PM »

Hey, Luigi #98, can you stop posting all these stories and not finishing them. At least try to add some quality to your stories, as it seems very UN-Nintendo-ish. Not trying to be mean here, but this story is all bones, with no meat in sight. Try to do better.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2006, 08:19:15 PM »

I agree. In my opinion, your "stories" are incredibly tasteless.

Mario: I'm going to a party with Daisy.
Peach: WHY ARE YOU TAKING HER AND NOT ME???!!!!!!!
Mario: BECAUSE SHES PRETTY AND YOUR NOT!!!!!!
*Peach kills Mario*

^Now repeat that 20 times with different subjects, and you have yourself a "story".

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2006, 01:01:09 PM »

I liked this one quite a bit.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2006, 06:44:20 AM »

Whatever.... I'll try to make it better but remember this my story.

Luigi: I'll get Anti.... uhhhh.... Whathisface...........uhhhhh.........right.....!
Mario: And leave me to the meat?!
Luigi: Why not? You can just eat it right?
Mario: THESE ARE CHITLETS!! I HATE CHITLETS!!

In the throne room........
Luigi: STOP RIGHT THERE MEATY!
?: Bring it on!
Luigi: Okay.... IT'S LUIGI'S ALL VEGETARIAN PIZZA!!
?: YOU THINK THAT CAN STOP ME?! AND YOU CALL ME A ROOKIE!!
Luigi: All your meat's rotting away.
?: WHAT?! NNNNNNNNNNNN000000000000000000000000!!
Luigi: Let's finish this!!
Mario's vooice from background: LUIGI!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HELP ME!! HELLLLL........................................................................
Luigi: Mario!?

okay guys Next episode'll wrap it up.

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2006, 01:10:54 PM »

Here we go guys! The exciting conclusion!

Luigi: MARIO! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!?!? TURNING MY BROTHER INTO A MEAT MONSTER!! HOW CAN I FIGHT MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!?!
?: You don't! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
?(not guy above): Luigi! What are you doing here?
Luigi: DAISY!
Daisy: And an entire army of toadpas too! (a toadpa is a fusion of koopa and toad)
?: You won't beat my army of meat!
after a long and bloody battle
army infantry: uuuuuhhhhhhh.....oooooooooooooowwwwwwww....myhead hur........
Luigi: Mario! You're back to normal!
Mario: Of course I am you twit.
?: You fools! You destroyed my tofu army!
Luigi: Wait, this was all tofu? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..................!!

All is at peace and our heroes (except for the infantry that died or was badly injured in battle) returned home unharmed. Until that is, Bowser beat the pulp out of them and went home swearing and going on and on about how he saved their seats for them the last two days and said they did it on purpose.

THE END