Alright, finally! The ultimate handheld is blasting off to America, and we'll all scream in delight. I can't wait, this is going to be the coolest thing ever! Unfortuately my parents won't let me buy any more Nintendo machines until I move out of the house and pay for them with my own money, but I'm excited for everyone else, Nintendo especially.
I can almost picture what Nintendo is saying about Sony's comment... Sony: "We will not let Nintendo sit idle and--" Nintendo: "Who said that we were sitting idle?! Prepare to go down in defeat, with the rest of the competitors that dared to challenge us!" *pushes the middle area of the DS screen and all the PSPs simultaneously explode* Bwahahaha!
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."