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« on: December 22, 2001, 12:55:41 PM »
Well, all this crap I've heard from where the Koopa Kids came from is dumb. The dumbest one was on the SMBHQ rants, where he found turtle eggs in a cave then used an aging potion, then adopted them. (?) Well, here's the way it happened, and this one actually makes sense!:
While Mario and Luigi were Wrecking Crew workers, Bowser had just got a girlfriend. Her name was Clawdia, and Bowser spent alot of time with her. Eventually the Wedding Day came, then the honeymoon. Of course, on the honeymoon, things did happen if you know what I mean. Anyway, when they got back to the castle, Bowser had been trying to take over Mushroom Kingdom. Clawdia, saying Bowser had an evil heart, and only cared about his troops, she left him, and moved to the Eastern coast of the Mushroom Kingdom. 9 Months later Bowser got a letter from Clawdia, saying that she had 7 children as a result of their honeymoon. (That type of turtle had quite a litter of babies) She said that she was a Welfare mother of 7, so Bowser was forced to take the kids home after a long court order. Bowser, not caring for kids, put them in a Daycare center for most of the time. He said that they had no use, and were no point to keep for his evil plans. Finally the day came where Bowser named his kids. The oldest one which was 5: he named Ludwig, and the youngest 2 which were twins and were both 1 year old, he named Iggy and Lemmy. The others were given other names, and he named his child with brown skin, Morton, after his father, who had died when little Bowser was a baby, and Bowser got to rule the throne kind of early. After naming them, Bowser took them to a schooling house so they could learn to walk, talk, and do what they're told. While this happened, Bowser took over Mushroom Kingdom. (Super Mario Bros.) After the Mario Brothers defeated Koopa badly, he realized that he couldn't do it alone. He took his kids back from the schooling house and was going to teach them bad stuff. Meanwhile he got a hold of his half brother Wart, who lacked intelligence, to take over Mushroom Kingdom. Dumb ol' Wart was so dumb that he missed Mushroom Kingdom, and took over Subcon instead. The Mario brothers once again saved the day. By the time of SMB3, Bowser's children were the meanest ever, and were a bit more grown up. Ludwig was now 11, and Iggy and Lemmy were 7. Bowser and his kids started building large airships, reinforced tanks, and gathered troops, to join the Koopa Troop. With a large army, Bowser got his intelligent yet mean kids to go across the Mushroom Land and steal the wands from the Kings. While Bowser stayed in the Dark Land and got ready for his ultimate attack, Mario and Luigi set off, after getting a goodbye from Princess and Toad to beat back the evil Koopa battle.
Bowser also gave his kids nicknames (cartoons) to suit their abilities, and voila: the Koopa Kids!
Now doesn't that make sense, instead of adoption, aging potion, and all that other dumb stuff. If anyone wants to use this story for a site or something, ask me kindly!
By the Way: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
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