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Mario Chat / Re: top three favorite Mario
« on: January 29, 2006, 09:47:29 AM »
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Forum Games / Re: Vending Machine
« on: January 29, 2006, 09:24:02 AM »
Gets a pinhead
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Mario Chat / Re: Your most disliked character...
« on: January 29, 2006, 09:16:20 AM »
I dislike Peach the most. Because even though she gets kidnapped all the time she seems to have the best stats in a spinoff game. :( Annoying. Also in the Mario Party series she was always the toughest CPU.
I don't know why everybody hates DK. He's human intelligent so he's not dumb.
Waluigi actually grew on me. One of the best comic relief in video gaming.
And anybody who hates Yoshi should be... I can't even say it.
I don't know why everybody hates DK. He's human intelligent so he's not dumb.
Waluigi actually grew on me. One of the best comic relief in video gaming.
And anybody who hates Yoshi should be... I can't even say it.
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Mario Chat / Re: Favorite Female?
« on: January 29, 2006, 09:07:19 AM »
I like Dixie Kong the best becuase she can actually defend herself.
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 28, 2006, 07:57:56 AM »
Birdo: GO!
The racers took off. Already it seemed like Speedy was in the lead. With Mr. Fit, Yoshi, and Kazooie fighting for second. Koopa the Quick and Hopper was battling for fifth. Shady was in last.
Shady: Jus u wate. Shady wil B Victoreeus!
The racers exited the stadium and then soon passed the first group of items. Speedy got a banana.
Speedy: Take this.
Unfortunately for him, everybody avoided it. Speedy was then hit with a red shell by Yoshi. He and Quick passed Speedy.
Yoshi: Ha ha!
Quick: I’m still behind you man.
Then boom. Lighting struck everybody and they were all tiny. Except for Shady who used the lighting bolt and Hopper who had a Starman. Shady saw that Hopper didn’t shrink.
Shady: Wat? N00bs stil R not Pwned continue pwnership til all N00bs R pwned.
Since everybody else was tiny and their legs couldn’t carry them far, Shady and Hopper passed them.
Mr. Fit (with high voice): I want to be big again.
After awhile, everybody was normal size again. The results were now, 1st : Hopper, 2nd: Shady, 3rd: Yoshi, 4th: Quick, 5th: Speedy, 6th: Kazooie, and Last: Paintissimo.
Speedy was rather upset that he fell behind so fast. The racers now had to run onto a rocky road.
Shady: Mi legz don’t du wel on unsmooth sirfaces.
He was right. His tail, shadows use to walk on, was beginning to feel soar. He began to slow down as Hopper began to take a huge lead.
Hopper: Ha. No one’s gonna stop me now.
He spoke too soon. A Spiny Shell targeted him and blew up on contact.
Hopper: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Speedy then retook the lead with Kazooie trailing behind him.
Speedy: Ha! Sucker.
Hopper came too only to find Yoshi running towards him. Yoshi knocked him over and passed him.
Yoshi: Anything goes. And I have to win.
Meanwhile, Speedy and Kazooie were on a plateau. Speedy was a few feet ahead. He turned to mock his opponent.
Speedy: Think you know speed? I’ll show you what true speed really is!
Kazooie: HEY MAN! LOOK OUT!
Speedy: I’m not falling for that lady. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Speedy wasn’t looking where he was going and he ran off the cliff. He now knew he was going to be very behind. He saw a Laitku coming to help him.
Back at the stadium:
Birdo: OOH! It looks like Speedy is going to lose some major time.
In the stadium, Mario and the other heroes were observing carefully.
Banjo: Kazooie has taken the leads.
Wario: YES!
Waluigi: NO!
DK: I wonder who will win.
Mario: Who cares, as long as it’s one of them.
Back to the race Kazooie was in the lead while Yoshi was in second. Yoshi had soon caught up to her. They were now in a forest. And it was full of hurdles. They both jumped over them.
Yoshi: I’m going to win!
Kazooie: No you’re not!
Elsewhere, Shady and Paintissimo were going neck and neck.
Shady: Shady iz ze 1337. U R jus a N00b. U where a dum mask.
Paintissimo: At least I’m going to win.
Shady: Zat iz wer u r rong!
Like the Shadow Sirens, who can wield the element of ice, fire, lighting, or some other element, Shady can fire oil. He fired some oil at Paintissimo and he was stuck.
Paintissimo: What the? You jerk.
Shady: Mus win rase. Mus mak Sir Grodus prod of mi.
Meanwhile, Speedy was in last and he saw that Yoshi and Kazooie were racing on a bridge. Speedy only had one shot.
Speedy: If I can’t win by skill, then cheating will be on my side.
Speedy pulled out a remote control. Meanwhile, Kazooie and Yoshi were still on the bridge.
Kazooie: After this, it’s just one more mile.
Yoshi: This race is gonna be mine.
Then a loud explosion occurred on the bridge. Part of the bridge collapsed. Yoshi fluttered jumped to avoid falling but Kazooie slipped right into the chasm. She then hung on for dear life.
Kazooie: HELP!
Meanwhile, Speedy decided to cheat more as he used a shortcut.
Speedy: This will be my third win!
Back on the bridge, Kazooie was hanging for dear life.
Kazooie: Somebody help!
Yoshi knew what he had to do, even if it would cost him the race and a Crystal Star. He helped Kazooie back on the track.
Kazooie: Thanks.
Yoshi: No problem.
Speedy then passed by.
Speedy: What losers!
Kazooie: Do you think we should hurt him?
Yoshi: Yeah let’s.
The duo raced again as them and Speedy passed another group of item boxes. Speedy received a giant banana. He threw it at our heroes. Yoshi jumped out of the way but Kazooie slipped and fell behind.
Kazooie: It’s all you Yoshi! PUNISH HIM!
Yoshi received a mushroom from the item boxes and he ate it to catch up to Speedy. They were now racing neck and neck as they were just on the home stretch. Everyone was anxious. The finish line was so close. Yoshi and Speedy were dead even away from it. But then….
Speedy: So long loser.
Speedy tripped Yoshi and Yoshi fell down. It all happened in slow motion for the dinosaur. His falling, him seeing Speedy winning the race. He began to cry.
Yoshi (sniffling): That’s not fair.
In the end the ranking was 1st: Speedy, 2nd: Yoshi, 3rd: Kazooie, 4th: Koopa the Quick, 5th: Shady, 6th: Hopper, 7th: Mr. Fit, and Last: Paintissimo. Yoshi and Kazooie received silver and bronze medals respectively. But both of them were upset on the inside, as Speedy waved his trophy that shown the Crystal Star. Yoshi and Kazooie went back to their friends.
Mario: Hey guys, you gave it your best.
Yoshi (sadly): Yeah whatever.
Wario: Whatever! Thanks to you and chicken girl over there, we didn’t get the Crystal Star and more importantly, me and Waluigi both lost the bet. Thanks! Thanks for nothing!
Everyone gave Wario the “death glare.”
Wario:.....
DK: Maybe we can ask Speedy if we can have the star.
Geno: I just want to know. Why did part of that bridge collapsed?
Luigi: I want to know that too. That wasn’t part of the race. We need to talk to the officials.
Yoshi: Well you guys go on ahead. I need some thinking to do.
Mario: Yoshi, don’t eat yourself up for this.
Yoshi didn’t listen as he walked away. He sat on a log and began thinking. Birdo and Victoria came up to him.
Birdo: Why the long face?
Victoria: You do know that this was a race for fun, do you?
Yoshi: It’s not that. It’s just, for the first time in my life I was the one everybody depended on. Even with Kazooie to help, I still felt like I needed to be victor.
Victoria: It’s just a trophy.
Yoshi: No, it’s what’s on the trophy.
Yoshi told the girls that he and his friends were trying to find the Crystal Stars.
Birdo: Wait, that thing is a Crystal Star?
Yoshi: Yes.
Birdo: Well, I’ll go have a talk with Speedy. But Yoshi, don’t ever put so much stress on yourself again. You have to keep your happy, silly nature.
Victoria: And just because you lost doesn’t mean your friends think you’re a loser. True friends will like you no matter what you lose at.
Yoshi began to fell a little better. Then all of a sudden, the Koopa Bros. appeared.
Red; ‘Bout time we got in this story.
Yoshi: You’re the Koopa Bros!
Red: Yes! Now hand us the Birdo. She’s the Maiden of Elegance.
Birdo: What?
Yellow: You heard right, cutie. Come here!
The Koopa Bros. threw Yoshi and Victoria into trash cans and grabbed Birdo.
Red: And don’t try following us either. Or else.
The Koopa Bros escaped with Birdo in tow.
Birdo: Yoshi help!
Yoshi and Victoria got out of the trash cans.
Yoshi: I need help.
Yoshi and Victoria went to find the others. When they found Mario…
Yoshi: We’ve got a situation. The Koopa Bros. are here! And they kidnapped Birdo!
Luigi: Hate to rain on the parade even more, but everyone who raced besides you and Kazooie disappeared.
Mario: The Koopa Bros. must be planning something. Let’s go!
And they left to stop them. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros were talking to someone in the shadows.
Red: Hey, just because you’re one of Klus’ favorite and just because you rescued Grunty and Koopa Kid doesn’t mean you can take credit for capturing Birdo.
?: Doesn’t matter. I’ll let you have credit when you defeat that fat plumber and his friends.
Yellow: Shouldn’t you be heading back to that desert kingdom anyway?
?: I will. And unlike you, I will make Klus’ plans work. Or else my nickname is not called….
The figure stepped out to reveal himself as a taller, skinnier version of Shadow Mario. He was also carrying the paintbrush.
?: SHADOW LUIGI!
The racers took off. Already it seemed like Speedy was in the lead. With Mr. Fit, Yoshi, and Kazooie fighting for second. Koopa the Quick and Hopper was battling for fifth. Shady was in last.
Shady: Jus u wate. Shady wil B Victoreeus!
The racers exited the stadium and then soon passed the first group of items. Speedy got a banana.
Speedy: Take this.
Unfortunately for him, everybody avoided it. Speedy was then hit with a red shell by Yoshi. He and Quick passed Speedy.
Yoshi: Ha ha!
Quick: I’m still behind you man.
Then boom. Lighting struck everybody and they were all tiny. Except for Shady who used the lighting bolt and Hopper who had a Starman. Shady saw that Hopper didn’t shrink.
Shady: Wat? N00bs stil R not Pwned continue pwnership til all N00bs R pwned.
Since everybody else was tiny and their legs couldn’t carry them far, Shady and Hopper passed them.
Mr. Fit (with high voice): I want to be big again.
After awhile, everybody was normal size again. The results were now, 1st : Hopper, 2nd: Shady, 3rd: Yoshi, 4th: Quick, 5th: Speedy, 6th: Kazooie, and Last: Paintissimo.
Speedy was rather upset that he fell behind so fast. The racers now had to run onto a rocky road.
Shady: Mi legz don’t du wel on unsmooth sirfaces.
He was right. His tail, shadows use to walk on, was beginning to feel soar. He began to slow down as Hopper began to take a huge lead.
Hopper: Ha. No one’s gonna stop me now.
He spoke too soon. A Spiny Shell targeted him and blew up on contact.
Hopper: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Speedy then retook the lead with Kazooie trailing behind him.
Speedy: Ha! Sucker.
Hopper came too only to find Yoshi running towards him. Yoshi knocked him over and passed him.
Yoshi: Anything goes. And I have to win.
Meanwhile, Speedy and Kazooie were on a plateau. Speedy was a few feet ahead. He turned to mock his opponent.
Speedy: Think you know speed? I’ll show you what true speed really is!
Kazooie: HEY MAN! LOOK OUT!
Speedy: I’m not falling for that lady. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Speedy wasn’t looking where he was going and he ran off the cliff. He now knew he was going to be very behind. He saw a Laitku coming to help him.
Back at the stadium:
Birdo: OOH! It looks like Speedy is going to lose some major time.
In the stadium, Mario and the other heroes were observing carefully.
Banjo: Kazooie has taken the leads.
Wario: YES!
Waluigi: NO!
DK: I wonder who will win.
Mario: Who cares, as long as it’s one of them.
Back to the race Kazooie was in the lead while Yoshi was in second. Yoshi had soon caught up to her. They were now in a forest. And it was full of hurdles. They both jumped over them.
Yoshi: I’m going to win!
Kazooie: No you’re not!
Elsewhere, Shady and Paintissimo were going neck and neck.
Shady: Shady iz ze 1337. U R jus a N00b. U where a dum mask.
Paintissimo: At least I’m going to win.
Shady: Zat iz wer u r rong!
Like the Shadow Sirens, who can wield the element of ice, fire, lighting, or some other element, Shady can fire oil. He fired some oil at Paintissimo and he was stuck.
Paintissimo: What the? You jerk.
Shady: Mus win rase. Mus mak Sir Grodus prod of mi.
Meanwhile, Speedy was in last and he saw that Yoshi and Kazooie were racing on a bridge. Speedy only had one shot.
Speedy: If I can’t win by skill, then cheating will be on my side.
Speedy pulled out a remote control. Meanwhile, Kazooie and Yoshi were still on the bridge.
Kazooie: After this, it’s just one more mile.
Yoshi: This race is gonna be mine.
Then a loud explosion occurred on the bridge. Part of the bridge collapsed. Yoshi fluttered jumped to avoid falling but Kazooie slipped right into the chasm. She then hung on for dear life.
Kazooie: HELP!
Meanwhile, Speedy decided to cheat more as he used a shortcut.
Speedy: This will be my third win!
Back on the bridge, Kazooie was hanging for dear life.
Kazooie: Somebody help!
Yoshi knew what he had to do, even if it would cost him the race and a Crystal Star. He helped Kazooie back on the track.
Kazooie: Thanks.
Yoshi: No problem.
Speedy then passed by.
Speedy: What losers!
Kazooie: Do you think we should hurt him?
Yoshi: Yeah let’s.
The duo raced again as them and Speedy passed another group of item boxes. Speedy received a giant banana. He threw it at our heroes. Yoshi jumped out of the way but Kazooie slipped and fell behind.
Kazooie: It’s all you Yoshi! PUNISH HIM!
Yoshi received a mushroom from the item boxes and he ate it to catch up to Speedy. They were now racing neck and neck as they were just on the home stretch. Everyone was anxious. The finish line was so close. Yoshi and Speedy were dead even away from it. But then….
Speedy: So long loser.
Speedy tripped Yoshi and Yoshi fell down. It all happened in slow motion for the dinosaur. His falling, him seeing Speedy winning the race. He began to cry.
Yoshi (sniffling): That’s not fair.
In the end the ranking was 1st: Speedy, 2nd: Yoshi, 3rd: Kazooie, 4th: Koopa the Quick, 5th: Shady, 6th: Hopper, 7th: Mr. Fit, and Last: Paintissimo. Yoshi and Kazooie received silver and bronze medals respectively. But both of them were upset on the inside, as Speedy waved his trophy that shown the Crystal Star. Yoshi and Kazooie went back to their friends.
Mario: Hey guys, you gave it your best.
Yoshi (sadly): Yeah whatever.
Wario: Whatever! Thanks to you and chicken girl over there, we didn’t get the Crystal Star and more importantly, me and Waluigi both lost the bet. Thanks! Thanks for nothing!
Everyone gave Wario the “death glare.”
Wario:.....
DK: Maybe we can ask Speedy if we can have the star.
Geno: I just want to know. Why did part of that bridge collapsed?
Luigi: I want to know that too. That wasn’t part of the race. We need to talk to the officials.
Yoshi: Well you guys go on ahead. I need some thinking to do.
Mario: Yoshi, don’t eat yourself up for this.
Yoshi didn’t listen as he walked away. He sat on a log and began thinking. Birdo and Victoria came up to him.
Birdo: Why the long face?
Victoria: You do know that this was a race for fun, do you?
Yoshi: It’s not that. It’s just, for the first time in my life I was the one everybody depended on. Even with Kazooie to help, I still felt like I needed to be victor.
Victoria: It’s just a trophy.
Yoshi: No, it’s what’s on the trophy.
Yoshi told the girls that he and his friends were trying to find the Crystal Stars.
Birdo: Wait, that thing is a Crystal Star?
Yoshi: Yes.
Birdo: Well, I’ll go have a talk with Speedy. But Yoshi, don’t ever put so much stress on yourself again. You have to keep your happy, silly nature.
Victoria: And just because you lost doesn’t mean your friends think you’re a loser. True friends will like you no matter what you lose at.
Yoshi began to fell a little better. Then all of a sudden, the Koopa Bros. appeared.
Red; ‘Bout time we got in this story.
Yoshi: You’re the Koopa Bros!
Red: Yes! Now hand us the Birdo. She’s the Maiden of Elegance.
Birdo: What?
Yellow: You heard right, cutie. Come here!
The Koopa Bros. threw Yoshi and Victoria into trash cans and grabbed Birdo.
Red: And don’t try following us either. Or else.
The Koopa Bros escaped with Birdo in tow.
Birdo: Yoshi help!
Yoshi and Victoria got out of the trash cans.
Yoshi: I need help.
Yoshi and Victoria went to find the others. When they found Mario…
Yoshi: We’ve got a situation. The Koopa Bros. are here! And they kidnapped Birdo!
Luigi: Hate to rain on the parade even more, but everyone who raced besides you and Kazooie disappeared.
Mario: The Koopa Bros. must be planning something. Let’s go!
And they left to stop them. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros were talking to someone in the shadows.
Red: Hey, just because you’re one of Klus’ favorite and just because you rescued Grunty and Koopa Kid doesn’t mean you can take credit for capturing Birdo.
?: Doesn’t matter. I’ll let you have credit when you defeat that fat plumber and his friends.
Yellow: Shouldn’t you be heading back to that desert kingdom anyway?
?: I will. And unlike you, I will make Klus’ plans work. Or else my nickname is not called….
The figure stepped out to reveal himself as a taller, skinnier version of Shadow Mario. He was also carrying the paintbrush.
?: SHADOW LUIGI!
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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)
« on: January 27, 2006, 09:59:57 PM »
Humans: I think I know what to the majority of humans. Maybe the humans were the race of Rogueport 1,000 years ago. The majority of the humans died because of the 'catalysicm' and the remaining humans fled and went to different areas.
Birdo: When I think of Birdo as a race I see three possiblities.
1) Birdoes are either male or female but males are cross-desseres just because. And males are still straight.
2) Like Jigglypuffs in Pokemon, Female Birdoes out number Male Birdoes, like 4-1. Again, males are straight also.
3) All Birdoes are female and can breed with any other race.
DK: As far as I'm concern, I'm sticking with Rareware's DK. Why?
1): If I went by Nintendo's version, that means DK. Jr. disappeared. And what's worse, his father wouldn't seem to notice or care
2): If I went by Nintnedo's version, it would mean Candy Kong is mother of DK Jr., even though she looks like she never gave birth
Birdo: When I think of Birdo as a race I see three possiblities.
1) Birdoes are either male or female but males are cross-desseres just because. And males are still straight.
2) Like Jigglypuffs in Pokemon, Female Birdoes out number Male Birdoes, like 4-1. Again, males are straight also.
3) All Birdoes are female and can breed with any other race.
DK: As far as I'm concern, I'm sticking with Rareware's DK. Why?
1): If I went by Nintendo's version, that means DK. Jr. disappeared. And what's worse, his father wouldn't seem to notice or care
2): If I went by Nintnedo's version, it would mean Candy Kong is mother of DK Jr., even though she looks like she never gave birth
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 22, 2006, 04:09:12 PM »
The heroes arrived at New Bird City but they were having some difficulties.
Banjo: Where on earth are we going to park?
Wario: A parking space? Duh!
Kazooie: Do you think people’s cars will be crushed during the process?
Wario: Shut up, bird.
Mallow: Hang on. I see a clearing next to the parking space. It might be large enough to secure this ship.
He was right. The pilots landed the ship down carefully. Everybody came out of the ship and Luigi put the banner in front of it.
Mario: I wonder if Blubber’s shop is going to be successful.
Wario: It better be, I’m going to invest in it.
Mario: Well enough squalling. Let’s go find that Crystal Star.
The gang entered into the city. New Bird City is populated mostly of Birdoes with a couple of Shy Guys here and there and a few other species. You can even tell the male Birdoes from the females apart. The males didn’t wear bows nor had long eyelashes. The gang continues exploring until they witness a large group heading east.
Geno: What’s going on?
Mario: Let’s find out.
The heroes followed the group. The group was a betting stand on a contest. The stand was being watched by THE Birdo.
Birdo: 40 coins on that guy. Got it.
Yoshi: Hey Birdo.
Birdo: Oh, hi sweetie. How are you doing?
Yoshi: I’m having a crazy adventure with Mario. We also got new friends.
After a few introductions:
Mario: What is this for anyway?
Birdo: Well, New Bird City is having its third annual “Race Around the City.” This is the betting stand.
Yoshi: A race? Count me in.
Kazooie: Not so fast dino-boy. I’m in on this too. Where do we go to sign?
Birdo: It’s in that building over there.
Yoshi: Thanks. You are always a doll.
Birdo blushed at the comment. Mario started making kissing noises.
Yoshi: Be quiet!
Mario: You’d think I forgot about you making those sounds near the beginning of the story? Consider us even.
Yoshi and Kazooie left to go sign up.
DK: You’re not going to sign up Diddy? You’re pretty fast.
Diddy: But not fast enough to keep up with those two.
Geno: Miss Birdo, where do we go to watch the race anyway?
Birdo: There’s a stadium not far from here. A large T.V. is being installed to watch the race.
Yoshi and Kazooie were entering the building. Kazooie was being cheeky.
Kazooie: You know dino-boy, I’m going to win so just give up now.
Yoshi: Hey, ain’t no one in the Mushroom World faster than me!
Kazooie: We’ll see about this.
They both signed up and stared each other down. A purple Shy Guy was watching this.
Shy Guy: Um. The race isn’t until 2:00 P.M. So you guys have plenty of time to hate each other.
The speedsters left to meet up with the other heroes.
Yoshi: The race isn’t until two. Let’s find the Crystal Star.
Luigi (holding a paper): Uh, you might want to take a look at this.
Luigi passed Yoshi the paper. It showed the info about the race. But more importantly, in a picture, it showed that the Crystal Star was on the first place trophy.
Yoshi: WWWWHHHAAAAAAAAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Banjo: Well, winning is now much more important. You can do it, Kazooie.
Yoshi: What about me?
Kazooie: What about you? He cheered me on because he KNOWS I’m going to win.
Waluigi: No chance in the heck. (puts his arm around Yoshi) He’s going to win.
Yoshi: You’re touching me!
Wario: I beg to differ. The chicken here is going to win.
Kazooie: I am not a chicken.
Waluigi: Wanna bet?
Wario: YEAH!
The major comic reliefs of this story headed to the betting stand.
Luigi: Fighting King Boo obviously affected them.
Mario: Might be so. But I wonder who else is going to be in this race.
The gang did some site seeing around town with a couple of arguments along the way. Yoshi and Kazooie were arguing about who was faster. DK and Diddy were arguing why Diddy didn’t enter the race. Mario and Luigi were having classic sibling squabbles. Wario and Waluigi were arguing who would win the bet, who was the better treasure hunter, and who was the better comic relief. At the 1:30 P.M, the heroes headed to the stadium. Yoshi and Kazooie took the contestants entrance. Everyone else headed to the stadium to take the seat. In the locker rooms a White Shy Guy was there.
Yoshi: Are you the same White Shy Guy that helped those baby Yoshis save Yoshi Island from Baby Bowser long time ago?
W. Shy Guy: No, I’m his daughter. My name is Victoria.
Kazooie: You just ruined one of mysteries of yourself.
Victoria: Whatever, enter the locker room.
In the locker room there were famous runners who challenged Mario, or someone else to a running race. One racer was Koopa the Quick.
Quick: Hey Yoshi.
Yoshi: Hey Quick.
Another racer is that rabbit from DK 64 who raced Lanky. His name is Hopper.
Hopper: My grandfather could wipe the floor with all of you.
Another racer was Paintissimo.
Paintissimo: Might as well gave me the trophy right now.
Another racer was Mr. Fit from Banjo-Tooie.
Mr. Fit: Hey there fleabag.
Kazooie: Why me?
A third racer was shadow much like the Shadow Sirens except this one was a male. He was very muscular and wore a black striped cap. He also had a speech problem.
Shadow: High. My nam iz Shady. An eye wil win thiz rase.
Kazooie (sarcastically): Oh great. The 1337 speak. That’s horrible.
Yoshi (giggling): That’s hilarious!
Shady: Shady wil beet ever one hear. Cuz, Shady > j00!
Yoshi: The 1337 is funny.
The final person who was in this contest was a blue hedgehog. However, it is NOT the blue hedgehog you’re thinking about. This hedgehog looked more of a hedgehog than the other, famous, blue hedgehog. He had the hairdo of the famous Roadrunner. This hedgehog was a bit shorter than Yoshi. He had eyes like a Monty Mole. When he entered, he scoffed at everybody.
Hedgehog: These are my opponents. Puh-leaze.
Kazooie: And who might you be, sunshine.
Hedgehog: My name is Speedy.
Kazooie: Wait, wait, wait. You’re a BLUE HEDGEHOG. You have hair of a certain fast bird. And your name is SPEEDY?! The jokes about you are going to be too easy.
Speedy: Whatever small fry.
Speedy went to the other side of the room. Victoria came up to Yoshi and Kazooie.
Victoria: That’s Speedy. He was winner of this contest two years straight.
Yoshi: Until now. He’s going to have problems keeping up with me.
Kazooie: Be quiet, Mr. “I’m supposed to be extinct.”
Victoria: Okay everybody, onto the field entrance.
Shady: Shady iz goin two win zis rase. Ever bode lse iz gona cri lik lil babes. W00T!
Quick: What the heck did he just say?
Yoshi: He said “Shady is going to win this race. Everybody else is going to cry like little babies. WOOT!”
Birdo was at the field in the stadium. She was going to introduce the racers.
Birdo: Ladies and gentlemen, these racers came far and wide to prove that they’re the fastest in the Mushroom World. But before I introduce them, give them a round of applause.
Applause came from everyone from the stadium. The stadium was filled to the max capacity. The race around New Bird was one of world’s greatest events.
Birdo: Now introducing our racers. First up, from Koopa Village, Koopa the Quick.
K.T.Q ran out into the field where he was greeted with applause.
Birdo: Next from the DK Isles, Hopper the Rabbit.
Hopper hopped in front of everyone and bowed he was also greeted with applause.
Birdo: All the way from Yoshi’s Island. Yoshi!
Yoshi received an even louder applause.
Birdo: From the Isle o’ Hags, Kazooie the Red Crested Breegull!
Kazooie also received a loud applause. They were both well-known people.
Birdo: Also from the Isle o’ Hags, Mr. Fit.
Mr. Fit received a standard applause.
Birdo: From Isle Delfino, Paintissimo!
When Paintissimo ran out into the field, he received no applause.
Paintissimo: Cretins! You wouldn’t know speed if you were a cheetah.
Birdo: From Twilight Town. Shady the Shadow.
Shady received a below average applause.
Shady: IM Shady! An eye wil rox yo sox.
However, after his 1337 speak, he received a loud applause.
Kazooie (thinking): You got to be kidding me.
Birdo: Last but not least, winner of the race for two years straight. Give it up for Speedy the Hedgehog.
Speedy ran out into the field and received the biggest applause yet.
Speedy: Yeah I know I’m great.
Birdo: Now in this race, you guys will race around the city. There are many obstacles in your way. Natural as well as man-made. There are also arrows to show you where to go. You also can pick items from items boxes along the way to get ahead and keep your rank. Now everyone, get on your markers.
Everybody got on the markers.
Birdo: On you mark. Get set.
Birdo fired a popgun.
Birdo: GO!
Banjo: Where on earth are we going to park?
Wario: A parking space? Duh!
Kazooie: Do you think people’s cars will be crushed during the process?
Wario: Shut up, bird.
Mallow: Hang on. I see a clearing next to the parking space. It might be large enough to secure this ship.
He was right. The pilots landed the ship down carefully. Everybody came out of the ship and Luigi put the banner in front of it.
Mario: I wonder if Blubber’s shop is going to be successful.
Wario: It better be, I’m going to invest in it.
Mario: Well enough squalling. Let’s go find that Crystal Star.
The gang entered into the city. New Bird City is populated mostly of Birdoes with a couple of Shy Guys here and there and a few other species. You can even tell the male Birdoes from the females apart. The males didn’t wear bows nor had long eyelashes. The gang continues exploring until they witness a large group heading east.
Geno: What’s going on?
Mario: Let’s find out.
The heroes followed the group. The group was a betting stand on a contest. The stand was being watched by THE Birdo.
Birdo: 40 coins on that guy. Got it.
Yoshi: Hey Birdo.
Birdo: Oh, hi sweetie. How are you doing?
Yoshi: I’m having a crazy adventure with Mario. We also got new friends.
After a few introductions:
Mario: What is this for anyway?
Birdo: Well, New Bird City is having its third annual “Race Around the City.” This is the betting stand.
Yoshi: A race? Count me in.
Kazooie: Not so fast dino-boy. I’m in on this too. Where do we go to sign?
Birdo: It’s in that building over there.
Yoshi: Thanks. You are always a doll.
Birdo blushed at the comment. Mario started making kissing noises.
Yoshi: Be quiet!
Mario: You’d think I forgot about you making those sounds near the beginning of the story? Consider us even.
Yoshi and Kazooie left to go sign up.
DK: You’re not going to sign up Diddy? You’re pretty fast.
Diddy: But not fast enough to keep up with those two.
Geno: Miss Birdo, where do we go to watch the race anyway?
Birdo: There’s a stadium not far from here. A large T.V. is being installed to watch the race.
Yoshi and Kazooie were entering the building. Kazooie was being cheeky.
Kazooie: You know dino-boy, I’m going to win so just give up now.
Yoshi: Hey, ain’t no one in the Mushroom World faster than me!
Kazooie: We’ll see about this.
They both signed up and stared each other down. A purple Shy Guy was watching this.
Shy Guy: Um. The race isn’t until 2:00 P.M. So you guys have plenty of time to hate each other.
The speedsters left to meet up with the other heroes.
Yoshi: The race isn’t until two. Let’s find the Crystal Star.
Luigi (holding a paper): Uh, you might want to take a look at this.
Luigi passed Yoshi the paper. It showed the info about the race. But more importantly, in a picture, it showed that the Crystal Star was on the first place trophy.
Yoshi: WWWWHHHAAAAAAAAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Banjo: Well, winning is now much more important. You can do it, Kazooie.
Yoshi: What about me?
Kazooie: What about you? He cheered me on because he KNOWS I’m going to win.
Waluigi: No chance in the heck. (puts his arm around Yoshi) He’s going to win.
Yoshi: You’re touching me!
Wario: I beg to differ. The chicken here is going to win.
Kazooie: I am not a chicken.
Waluigi: Wanna bet?
Wario: YEAH!
The major comic reliefs of this story headed to the betting stand.
Luigi: Fighting King Boo obviously affected them.
Mario: Might be so. But I wonder who else is going to be in this race.
The gang did some site seeing around town with a couple of arguments along the way. Yoshi and Kazooie were arguing about who was faster. DK and Diddy were arguing why Diddy didn’t enter the race. Mario and Luigi were having classic sibling squabbles. Wario and Waluigi were arguing who would win the bet, who was the better treasure hunter, and who was the better comic relief. At the 1:30 P.M, the heroes headed to the stadium. Yoshi and Kazooie took the contestants entrance. Everyone else headed to the stadium to take the seat. In the locker rooms a White Shy Guy was there.
Yoshi: Are you the same White Shy Guy that helped those baby Yoshis save Yoshi Island from Baby Bowser long time ago?
W. Shy Guy: No, I’m his daughter. My name is Victoria.
Kazooie: You just ruined one of mysteries of yourself.
Victoria: Whatever, enter the locker room.
In the locker room there were famous runners who challenged Mario, or someone else to a running race. One racer was Koopa the Quick.
Quick: Hey Yoshi.
Yoshi: Hey Quick.
Another racer is that rabbit from DK 64 who raced Lanky. His name is Hopper.
Hopper: My grandfather could wipe the floor with all of you.
Another racer was Paintissimo.
Paintissimo: Might as well gave me the trophy right now.
Another racer was Mr. Fit from Banjo-Tooie.
Mr. Fit: Hey there fleabag.
Kazooie: Why me?
A third racer was shadow much like the Shadow Sirens except this one was a male. He was very muscular and wore a black striped cap. He also had a speech problem.
Shadow: High. My nam iz Shady. An eye wil win thiz rase.
Kazooie (sarcastically): Oh great. The 1337 speak. That’s horrible.
Yoshi (giggling): That’s hilarious!
Shady: Shady wil beet ever one hear. Cuz, Shady > j00!
Yoshi: The 1337 is funny.
The final person who was in this contest was a blue hedgehog. However, it is NOT the blue hedgehog you’re thinking about. This hedgehog looked more of a hedgehog than the other, famous, blue hedgehog. He had the hairdo of the famous Roadrunner. This hedgehog was a bit shorter than Yoshi. He had eyes like a Monty Mole. When he entered, he scoffed at everybody.
Hedgehog: These are my opponents. Puh-leaze.
Kazooie: And who might you be, sunshine.
Hedgehog: My name is Speedy.
Kazooie: Wait, wait, wait. You’re a BLUE HEDGEHOG. You have hair of a certain fast bird. And your name is SPEEDY?! The jokes about you are going to be too easy.
Speedy: Whatever small fry.
Speedy went to the other side of the room. Victoria came up to Yoshi and Kazooie.
Victoria: That’s Speedy. He was winner of this contest two years straight.
Yoshi: Until now. He’s going to have problems keeping up with me.
Kazooie: Be quiet, Mr. “I’m supposed to be extinct.”
Victoria: Okay everybody, onto the field entrance.
Shady: Shady iz goin two win zis rase. Ever bode lse iz gona cri lik lil babes. W00T!
Quick: What the heck did he just say?
Yoshi: He said “Shady is going to win this race. Everybody else is going to cry like little babies. WOOT!”
Birdo was at the field in the stadium. She was going to introduce the racers.
Birdo: Ladies and gentlemen, these racers came far and wide to prove that they’re the fastest in the Mushroom World. But before I introduce them, give them a round of applause.
Applause came from everyone from the stadium. The stadium was filled to the max capacity. The race around New Bird was one of world’s greatest events.
Birdo: Now introducing our racers. First up, from Koopa Village, Koopa the Quick.
K.T.Q ran out into the field where he was greeted with applause.
Birdo: Next from the DK Isles, Hopper the Rabbit.
Hopper hopped in front of everyone and bowed he was also greeted with applause.
Birdo: All the way from Yoshi’s Island. Yoshi!
Yoshi received an even louder applause.
Birdo: From the Isle o’ Hags, Kazooie the Red Crested Breegull!
Kazooie also received a loud applause. They were both well-known people.
Birdo: Also from the Isle o’ Hags, Mr. Fit.
Mr. Fit received a standard applause.
Birdo: From Isle Delfino, Paintissimo!
When Paintissimo ran out into the field, he received no applause.
Paintissimo: Cretins! You wouldn’t know speed if you were a cheetah.
Birdo: From Twilight Town. Shady the Shadow.
Shady received a below average applause.
Shady: IM Shady! An eye wil rox yo sox.
However, after his 1337 speak, he received a loud applause.
Kazooie (thinking): You got to be kidding me.
Birdo: Last but not least, winner of the race for two years straight. Give it up for Speedy the Hedgehog.
Speedy ran out into the field and received the biggest applause yet.
Speedy: Yeah I know I’m great.
Birdo: Now in this race, you guys will race around the city. There are many obstacles in your way. Natural as well as man-made. There are also arrows to show you where to go. You also can pick items from items boxes along the way to get ahead and keep your rank. Now everyone, get on your markers.
Everybody got on the markers.
Birdo: On you mark. Get set.
Birdo fired a popgun.
Birdo: GO!
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 18, 2006, 12:45:11 PM »
Kremling Island was still heading for the kingdom they were going to invade.
Klus: What was the name of that kingdom again?
Klump: I believe it is called Sarasaland. Princess Daisy rules over that kingdom.
Klus: Doesn’t the green plumber have an infatuation on her?
Klump: I’m not sure.
Klus: Well, either way it doesn’t matter.
Klus pulled out a walkie-talkie and talked into it.
Klus: Did you prepare the invasion the way I want?
?: Yes sir. The people of Sarasaland have too much to occupy because of the chaos I caused.
Klus: Excellent. For now, enjoy yourself. I will tell you when you’re needed again.
?: Understood. And by the way, I brought a few things for you. Check near the bathrooms.
Klus went to the bathrooms to find a bodiless Grunty and a cement covered Koopa Kid.
Klus: Let me guess, Mario got the Crystal Star.
Koopa Kid (muffled): Yes.
Klus: You idiots! How can we expect the Great One to return if we don’t have any stars?
Grunty: But you got Tooty who’s a maiden isn’t she? But if she’s not, can you give her to me?
Klus: She’s a maiden alright. Well, at least we have three of the maidens. And I sense strong light energy coming from a city populated by Birdoes. So maybe the fourth one is there. I also heard a Crystal Star is over there too. I will send useful subjects there. C’mon out boys.
The subjects he was talking about were the Koopa Bros.
Red: We’re the Koopa Bros. The baddest of the bad. The coolest of cool. You need our help Klus?
Klus: Yes, head to this city on the screen. Find the Crystal Star and kidnapped the maiden. Failure is not an option.
Red: Don’t worry. Success is our middle name.
Black: Actually mine is Bob, Yellow’s is Maurice, Green’s is John, and yours for some reason is odd. Mom and dad gave you the middle name ****head.
Yellow: It was because he ate Cataquack manure at the beach one time.
Everybody laughed and Red Koopa Bro. was fuming with anger.
Klus: That was amusing. Now find the things I’m asking for and bring them to me.
Red: Whatever you say, boss. Let’s go guys!
Meanwhile, the X-Nauts were at their new base. Their base was in an Antarctic region of the world. But Lord Crump didn’t like it one bit.
Crump: Why did we have to put our new base at the SOUTH POLE?
Then, an X-Naut Elite appeared.
Elite: Lord Crump, Sir Grodus wishes to see you.
Crump: Oh man.
Crump went into Sir Grodus’ room to find he had a body again.
Crump: Sir Grodus?
Grodus: Yes, it is me. The X-Nauts PhDs help me get a new body. Too bad it’s robotic. But my cloak covers it up anyway. Now Lord Crump, we must find a way to get those Crystal Stars again. The one you’ve tried to get on DK Island failed was taken by Mario. Again!
Crump: But sir, you know he’s tough.
Grodus: I know that fool but we need at least one Crystal Star for my new plan to work.
Crump: Okay sir.
Grodus: According to our spies a Crystal Star is somewhere in a city called New Bird City.
Crump: New Bird City? I’ll get right on it.
Grodus: No need to. I already sent an agent over there. And maybe this time, this one will not be the reason I will need another body.
Meanwhile back on the Isle o’ Hags, the gang were just about to take there leave. Mario spent the entire day hunting Crystal Stars. Now it was night time. And they need rest. Wario and Waluigi were also back with the group.
Mario: Three Crystal Stars in one day. I’m beat.
Banjo: Let’s go back to my house and get some rest.
Mario: You’re right. The world is doomed if we don’t get some sleep.
Wario: Yeah, I need some beauty sleep anyway.
Kazooie:……Too easy!
As everyone began to fall asleep, Mario, Luigi, and Geno were still awake. They inserted the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000 and it revealed the location of the next Crystal Star. This Crystal Star was at a city in the middle of a continent.
Luigi: That’s New Bird City. It’s at the Pudding Continent.
Geno: Most Birdoes call that place home.
Mario: I think the Birdo we know also lives there. Yoshi would be pleased.
Geno: And by the way, we need some more food and items. We’re running low on them.
Mario: Okay, tomorrow we go to a market here then head to New Bird.
The trio ended the meeting and went to sleep. The next day was a sunshine day. Mario told the others that they were heading to New Bird City and Yoshi nearly wet himself. First, Banjo and Kazooie led the heroes to a marketplace near Jinjo Village.
Mario: All we need to do is get some supplies.
Banjo: Um, Musical Notes are the currency here.
Yoshi: So.
Yoshi and Luigi went to get some food that wouldn’t spoil easily. Yoshi was surprised at the cost.
Yoshi: 30 Notes for a melon?
Luigi: So.
Yoshi: That’s highway robbery. They cost like 5 coins back home.
Luigi: Yoshi, there is a conversion rate.
Yoshi: What?
Luigi bought some food and the two left. They ran into Captain Blubber.
Blubber: Are you, Luigi?
Luigi: Yes.
Blubber: Cool. I never though I would meet a famous guy like you. I read all of the “Super Luigi” issues.
Luigi blushed because he was finally getting recognition.
Blubber: How would you like to do something for me?
Luigi: What’s that?
Meanwhile, Wario was telling Mario, Banjo, and Kazooie about the incident with Bowser and the dream he had.
Banjo: So the Kremlings were originally with the Koopas. A Koopa mention something about Kremlings betraying in my dream.
Mario: Bowser’s behind bars? Woo-hoo!
Kazooie: Of course YOU would be happy.
Luigi and Yoshi came running up too them with smiles wide as a rainbow.
Kazooie: Why are you two idiots so happy?
Yoshi: Because we got a U.F.O.!
Mario: What?
Yoshi: Well, there was this hippo named Captain Blubber and he is a big fan of Luigi. He is selling U.F.O.s. He says it is going to be the next big thing in transportation.
Wario: Well, I’m going to invest in the stock market.
Yoshi: Anyway, he had asked us if we would sponsor him by letting us use a ship and flying it across the world so his business can gain popularity. It’s a win-win situation. We no longer have to rely on boats to get from place to the next.
Mario: Well, New Bird City is pretty far. So let’s do it.
Mario gathered everyone up and headed to Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. There were a lot of spaceships around. Some were big while others were small. Captain Blubber greeted them.
Blubber: Ahoy there mates.
Kazooie: Blubberguts, after our first game you sold wave racers. Now, it’s spaceships. What are you going to sell after this fanficiton?
Blubber: Only time will tell. So since you’re guys are with Luigi pick out a ship.
Mallow: Well since we’re such a large group, we should get one that is roomy.
The gang went browsing. After awhile, they all agreed on a ship. It was stereotypical type of U.F.O. The outside of the ship had a blue-green color. It was a large enough that inside, it had three rooms and a bathroom.
Luigi: We have decided on this ship, Blubber.
Blubber: Good choice. Now you have to sign some papers for insurance reasons and attach this banner at the back of the ship.
The banner said “Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. If you need a shuttle, then come on and hustle. Currently at the Isle o’ Hags.”
After the signing of papers they were ready to go. Everyone thanked Blubber and the entered the ship. Yoshi headed straight for the control panel but Mario stopped him.
Mario: You don’t even have a driver’s license yet. No way are you flying a ship.
Yoshi: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!
The ones who got to fly the ship was Banjo with Diddy as co-pilot.
Yoshi (about Diddy): He’s younger than me; he ain’t got a license either.
Diddy: But I had experience flying a plane.
Yoshi went to sulk in his corner. He saw a stereo courtesy of Blubber. He decided to put a C.D. he had just bought to listen to. The song he listened to was Yo-Yo-Yoshi, the rap beat song from Yoshi’s Story. DK came up to him.
DK: What are you listening too?
Yoshi: Yo, Yo, Yoshi by Snoop Chomp. Isn’t it great?
DK: The only lyrics are ‘Yo, Yo, Yoshi.’
Yoshi: Hence the title.
DK ejected Yoshi’s C.D. and put in his own.
DK: Now here’s a rap song.
The song was the Donkey Kong 64 rap from DK 64 (not the inferior SSB:M version).
Yoshi: The melody, music, and beat are alright. But the lyrics STINK!
DK: At least it has lyrics.
Wario came up to both of them.
Wario: STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID ROCK N’ ROLL!
Wario smashed the stereo and broke it. He went back to where he came from.
Yoshi: He always did hate rappers.
DK: That’s probably because he can’t rap himself.
DK and Yoshi laughed and went to another room. Geno was looking out the window and was having deep thoughts.
Geno (thinking): This Great One, he was the first Koopa King. But how come I can’t remember what happened to him? I’ve been around for centuries, yet I haven’t heard anything about him. Why is that?
Mario: What are you thinking about?
Geno came out of his thoughts.
Geno: Oh, it’s nothing important.
Banjo: Okay, everyone we’re at New Bird City.
The gang looked out the window to find they were near and they were coming in for a landing.
Klus: What was the name of that kingdom again?
Klump: I believe it is called Sarasaland. Princess Daisy rules over that kingdom.
Klus: Doesn’t the green plumber have an infatuation on her?
Klump: I’m not sure.
Klus: Well, either way it doesn’t matter.
Klus pulled out a walkie-talkie and talked into it.
Klus: Did you prepare the invasion the way I want?
?: Yes sir. The people of Sarasaland have too much to occupy because of the chaos I caused.
Klus: Excellent. For now, enjoy yourself. I will tell you when you’re needed again.
?: Understood. And by the way, I brought a few things for you. Check near the bathrooms.
Klus went to the bathrooms to find a bodiless Grunty and a cement covered Koopa Kid.
Klus: Let me guess, Mario got the Crystal Star.
Koopa Kid (muffled): Yes.
Klus: You idiots! How can we expect the Great One to return if we don’t have any stars?
Grunty: But you got Tooty who’s a maiden isn’t she? But if she’s not, can you give her to me?
Klus: She’s a maiden alright. Well, at least we have three of the maidens. And I sense strong light energy coming from a city populated by Birdoes. So maybe the fourth one is there. I also heard a Crystal Star is over there too. I will send useful subjects there. C’mon out boys.
The subjects he was talking about were the Koopa Bros.
Red: We’re the Koopa Bros. The baddest of the bad. The coolest of cool. You need our help Klus?
Klus: Yes, head to this city on the screen. Find the Crystal Star and kidnapped the maiden. Failure is not an option.
Red: Don’t worry. Success is our middle name.
Black: Actually mine is Bob, Yellow’s is Maurice, Green’s is John, and yours for some reason is odd. Mom and dad gave you the middle name ****head.
Yellow: It was because he ate Cataquack manure at the beach one time.
Everybody laughed and Red Koopa Bro. was fuming with anger.
Klus: That was amusing. Now find the things I’m asking for and bring them to me.
Red: Whatever you say, boss. Let’s go guys!
Meanwhile, the X-Nauts were at their new base. Their base was in an Antarctic region of the world. But Lord Crump didn’t like it one bit.
Crump: Why did we have to put our new base at the SOUTH POLE?
Then, an X-Naut Elite appeared.
Elite: Lord Crump, Sir Grodus wishes to see you.
Crump: Oh man.
Crump went into Sir Grodus’ room to find he had a body again.
Crump: Sir Grodus?
Grodus: Yes, it is me. The X-Nauts PhDs help me get a new body. Too bad it’s robotic. But my cloak covers it up anyway. Now Lord Crump, we must find a way to get those Crystal Stars again. The one you’ve tried to get on DK Island failed was taken by Mario. Again!
Crump: But sir, you know he’s tough.
Grodus: I know that fool but we need at least one Crystal Star for my new plan to work.
Crump: Okay sir.
Grodus: According to our spies a Crystal Star is somewhere in a city called New Bird City.
Crump: New Bird City? I’ll get right on it.
Grodus: No need to. I already sent an agent over there. And maybe this time, this one will not be the reason I will need another body.
Meanwhile back on the Isle o’ Hags, the gang were just about to take there leave. Mario spent the entire day hunting Crystal Stars. Now it was night time. And they need rest. Wario and Waluigi were also back with the group.
Mario: Three Crystal Stars in one day. I’m beat.
Banjo: Let’s go back to my house and get some rest.
Mario: You’re right. The world is doomed if we don’t get some sleep.
Wario: Yeah, I need some beauty sleep anyway.
Kazooie:……Too easy!
As everyone began to fall asleep, Mario, Luigi, and Geno were still awake. They inserted the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000 and it revealed the location of the next Crystal Star. This Crystal Star was at a city in the middle of a continent.
Luigi: That’s New Bird City. It’s at the Pudding Continent.
Geno: Most Birdoes call that place home.
Mario: I think the Birdo we know also lives there. Yoshi would be pleased.
Geno: And by the way, we need some more food and items. We’re running low on them.
Mario: Okay, tomorrow we go to a market here then head to New Bird.
The trio ended the meeting and went to sleep. The next day was a sunshine day. Mario told the others that they were heading to New Bird City and Yoshi nearly wet himself. First, Banjo and Kazooie led the heroes to a marketplace near Jinjo Village.
Mario: All we need to do is get some supplies.
Banjo: Um, Musical Notes are the currency here.
Yoshi: So.
Yoshi and Luigi went to get some food that wouldn’t spoil easily. Yoshi was surprised at the cost.
Yoshi: 30 Notes for a melon?
Luigi: So.
Yoshi: That’s highway robbery. They cost like 5 coins back home.
Luigi: Yoshi, there is a conversion rate.
Yoshi: What?
Luigi bought some food and the two left. They ran into Captain Blubber.
Blubber: Are you, Luigi?
Luigi: Yes.
Blubber: Cool. I never though I would meet a famous guy like you. I read all of the “Super Luigi” issues.
Luigi blushed because he was finally getting recognition.
Blubber: How would you like to do something for me?
Luigi: What’s that?
Meanwhile, Wario was telling Mario, Banjo, and Kazooie about the incident with Bowser and the dream he had.
Banjo: So the Kremlings were originally with the Koopas. A Koopa mention something about Kremlings betraying in my dream.
Mario: Bowser’s behind bars? Woo-hoo!
Kazooie: Of course YOU would be happy.
Luigi and Yoshi came running up too them with smiles wide as a rainbow.
Kazooie: Why are you two idiots so happy?
Yoshi: Because we got a U.F.O.!
Mario: What?
Yoshi: Well, there was this hippo named Captain Blubber and he is a big fan of Luigi. He is selling U.F.O.s. He says it is going to be the next big thing in transportation.
Wario: Well, I’m going to invest in the stock market.
Yoshi: Anyway, he had asked us if we would sponsor him by letting us use a ship and flying it across the world so his business can gain popularity. It’s a win-win situation. We no longer have to rely on boats to get from place to the next.
Mario: Well, New Bird City is pretty far. So let’s do it.
Mario gathered everyone up and headed to Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. There were a lot of spaceships around. Some were big while others were small. Captain Blubber greeted them.
Blubber: Ahoy there mates.
Kazooie: Blubberguts, after our first game you sold wave racers. Now, it’s spaceships. What are you going to sell after this fanficiton?
Blubber: Only time will tell. So since you’re guys are with Luigi pick out a ship.
Mallow: Well since we’re such a large group, we should get one that is roomy.
The gang went browsing. After awhile, they all agreed on a ship. It was stereotypical type of U.F.O. The outside of the ship had a blue-green color. It was a large enough that inside, it had three rooms and a bathroom.
Luigi: We have decided on this ship, Blubber.
Blubber: Good choice. Now you have to sign some papers for insurance reasons and attach this banner at the back of the ship.
The banner said “Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. If you need a shuttle, then come on and hustle. Currently at the Isle o’ Hags.”
After the signing of papers they were ready to go. Everyone thanked Blubber and the entered the ship. Yoshi headed straight for the control panel but Mario stopped him.
Mario: You don’t even have a driver’s license yet. No way are you flying a ship.
Yoshi: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!
The ones who got to fly the ship was Banjo with Diddy as co-pilot.
Yoshi (about Diddy): He’s younger than me; he ain’t got a license either.
Diddy: But I had experience flying a plane.
Yoshi went to sulk in his corner. He saw a stereo courtesy of Blubber. He decided to put a C.D. he had just bought to listen to. The song he listened to was Yo-Yo-Yoshi, the rap beat song from Yoshi’s Story. DK came up to him.
DK: What are you listening too?
Yoshi: Yo, Yo, Yoshi by Snoop Chomp. Isn’t it great?
DK: The only lyrics are ‘Yo, Yo, Yoshi.’
Yoshi: Hence the title.
DK ejected Yoshi’s C.D. and put in his own.
DK: Now here’s a rap song.
The song was the Donkey Kong 64 rap from DK 64 (not the inferior SSB:M version).
Yoshi: The melody, music, and beat are alright. But the lyrics STINK!
DK: At least it has lyrics.
Wario came up to both of them.
Wario: STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID ROCK N’ ROLL!
Wario smashed the stereo and broke it. He went back to where he came from.
Yoshi: He always did hate rappers.
DK: That’s probably because he can’t rap himself.
DK and Yoshi laughed and went to another room. Geno was looking out the window and was having deep thoughts.
Geno (thinking): This Great One, he was the first Koopa King. But how come I can’t remember what happened to him? I’ve been around for centuries, yet I haven’t heard anything about him. Why is that?
Mario: What are you thinking about?
Geno came out of his thoughts.
Geno: Oh, it’s nothing important.
Banjo: Okay, everyone we’re at New Bird City.
The gang looked out the window to find they were near and they were coming in for a landing.
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 14, 2006, 02:58:25 PM »
How come people stopped posting?
Mario with his new friends, Banjo and Kazooie, were still looking for the Crystal Star and Tooty.
Yoshi: So, who is this Gruntilda anyway?
Kazooie: She’s an ugly, old witch who, despite common sense, is conceited about her looks and age.
Luigi: So she’s a human version of Kammy.
DK: Or maybe Kammy is a Koopa version of her.
Kazooie: Okay, you don’t know how stupid you just sounded.
DK: Be quiet!
Geno: Well no matter who she is, we cannot let her win. I’ve heard she is a tough witch. She knows many spells. And that robotic body Banjo mention will probably increase her power considerably.
DK: Don’t worry. I’ll just crack the body and get the prize.
Kazooie: You’re still sounding stupid.
Yoshi: Well, somebody has to say stupid things now that Wario isn’t here. Where is he?
We cut to Wario and Waluigi who are at the Lava Side of Hailfire Peaks. They were inside the coliseum of the kickball games. They have finally lost the guards.
Wario: ‘Bout time. We were almost toast for a second.
Unfortunately, he spoke too soon. The two guards that were originally chasing them had caught them and put them in shackles.
Waluigi: I can’t believe we were captured. After all that.
Wario: Uh, can’t you find a way to let us go.
Guard 1: Well, there is one way. You must battle at the kickball stadium. We have captured two other long time criminals who were running around here. You have to fight them. If you win we will let you go. If you lose….
He didn’t need to finish. Waluigi was hesitant, but Wario was brimming with confidence.
Wario: We accept the challenge. This is going to be a piece ‘o cake……MMM, cake.
Wario and Waluigi entered the stadium where a bunch of hybrid animals were watching them. Wario bowed and his ego became ten times bigger.
Wario: Who’s the chumps we’re facing?
Then, on the other side of the stadium, Bowser and King Boo appeared. Wario’s ego then deflated faster than a balloon.
Bowser: Hi Wario. Long time no see.
Wario: How are you two wanted on this island?
Bowser: You burned the Jinjo King twenty five years ago and you’re wanted for manslaughter.
King Boo: I flipped him the bird.
Wario (nervously): Heh, you’re going to go easy on us right?
Bowser & King Boo: Hmm……NO!
The villains came charging over to the antiheroes.
Wario & Waluigi: (screams like little girly men)
Meanwhile, Mario and the gang were still searching for the Crystal Star.
Yoshi: Do we have any clues on the whereabouts of that thing?
Diddy: Maybe we should check that rock with the shiny glow.
Yoshi: What rock?
Diddy pointed to what he was talking about. There was a large rock glowing at a distance.
DK: Leave it to me!
DK lifted up the rock and a Crystal Star was under it.
DK: Bingo! Advantage DK!
But then, DK was knocked into a tree by Koopa Kid. He then grabbed the Crystal Star.
Koopa Kid: Boom! Score one for me!
Mario: Koopa Kid!
Koopa Kid: Hey Mario, long time no see. Looks like you guys mean business. I’m just going to get out of here. And let you play with a friend of mine. Come one new friend! Come out and play!
At cue, Gruntilda jumped out in front of our heroes.
Grunty: Why, why, why lookie here. Bear and bird with allies very near.
Banjo: You rhyme again?
Grunty: Yes, yes you have noticed. It reminds me of an idiot named Otis.
Kazooie: I see she hasn’t gotten it back to doing it naturally yet.
Grunty: Shut you bird and that forsaken Banjo! I’m going to destroy you and whoever is named Mario!
Mario: No you won’t!
Yoshi: Ugly witch! You can’t win! You’re just some hag in a bin! Hey, I made a rhyme.
Luigi: …mommy.
Play Music: Banjo-Kazooie Final Boss Song
The fight started with Geno firing Geno Beam but Grutny dodged it and countered with a spell of her own. The spell hits Geno and he was encased in a bubble.
Geno: What’s going on?
Grunty: You’re a magic user, so I see. I’ll rid you first so this fight will be easy.
Grunty came running up to Geno but DK intercepted her with a Giant Punch. The punch made a dent in Grunty’s robot body.
Grunty: Stupid ape, you’re so crazy. But how would you like it if I made your vision hazy?
Grunty performed a status change spell on DK. This spell caused fog to surround DK.
DK: I can’t see.
DK couldn’t find Grunty. Grunty fired a spell at DK and he went flying. Koopa Kid enjoyed this but he was getting ready to leave.
Koopa Kid: It seems like I must be going. Ta-ta!
Koopa Kid ran off.
Luigi: Don’t worry everybody, I’ll stop him.
Mallow: Me too.
Kazooie: Are you sure it isn’t because you’re afraid of Grunty?
Luigi and Mallow sweatdropped as they ran off. Meanwhile, Wario was fighting Bowser while Waluigi was fighting King Boo. Bowser breathed fire on Wario but it just made Wario turn into Fire Wario as he screamed in pain.
Wario: AAHHH! I NEVER DID LIKE THIS POWER UP!
Wario was now a blazing fireball as he ran towards Bowser.
Bowser: BAH! Don’t touch me!
But it was too late. Fireball Wario rammed into Bowser and Bowser was doing the “stop, drop, and roll’ method to put the flames out. Wario burned into ashes and then came back to normal. Waluigi was up against King Boo. King Boo tried to lick Waluigi so he would be paralyzed, but Waluigi dodged it. Waluigi lunged a kick toward King Boo but King Boo turned invisible to avoid injury.
Waluigi (thinking): There must be a way I can harm somehow.
He then came up with an idea.
Waluigi: King Boo, remember how much fun we had during the baseball tournament?
King Boo: When I struck out just once, you shouted ‘MY DEAD GREAT GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!’
King Boo rammed toward Waluigi but he dodged it.
Waluigi: Uh, we both don’t care for Luigi.
King Boo: But right now, my prey is YOU!
Waluigi only had one more chance. And he hoped it would work.
Waluigi: How would you like to place a bet?
King Boo stopped.
King Boo: Bet?
Meanwhile, the gang was still fighting Grunty. Geno was free from the bubble and Yoshi attacked it. There were more dents in Grunty’s body.
Grunty: No, no, this can’t be. You all are supposed to be dead or groveling at my knee!
Diddy: Aren’t you done with those rhymes.
Grunty: So, you hate my rhymes, don’t you, you little twit. But how would your friends like you if I gave you this bit?
Grunty fired another status change spell. This one made Diddy confused. Diddy attacked, but he attacked Banjo.
Banjo: Diddy, I’m on your side!
Diddy then fired peanuts at Grunty.
Grunty: NO!
Mario fired fireballs at Grunty and they burned her.
Gurnty: I can’t last much more, but you’re not going to survive. With this body and my spells, can you make it out alive?
Yoshi: What is she babbling about now?
Dark energy glowed around Grunty. Everybody was backing away.
Grunty: Darkness Flash!
The energy was released and everybody went flying in different directions. Everybody also had status changes. Geno was frozen, Yoshi was paralyzed, Mario fell asleep, DK’s strength decreased significantly, and Diddy was still confused.
Geno:….
Yoshi: m.,fda.d
Mario: zzzz
DK: I can’t even lift up my arms!
Diddy: Whose side am I on?
Kazooie: I think we’re toast if we don’t come up with something.
Meanwhile, Wario delivered the final blow for Bowser as he fainted.
Bowser: This….isn’t over fool! I will have my….(faints)
Wario (mockingly): Have your what? Children? Manhood?
Waluigi was having more fun. He and King Boo were playing rock-paper-scissors. They were playing up to a win of 15. Whoever won, would be victor. The score was tied 7-7. This was the last throw.
Waluigi: Last hand. Are you ready?
King Boo: Whatever, let’s do this.
They threw out hands. King Boo did paper. Waluigi on the other hand, threw out a bomb at King Boo.
King Boo: I need help. This gambling addiction is….
KABOOM!
King Boo was sent flying into the air. And a star appeared where he blasted off. The crowd cheered for the bros as they both bowed.
Wario: I knew we could do it. Now let’s get out of here and see if we can steal Targitzan’s treasure again.
Suddenly, they were surrounded by Mayan guards.
Wario: I mean, let’s run away as fast as we can and don’t even try to find the treasure.
They both ran off. Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie were the only ones left. Everyone else was out of commission.
Grunty: Now you may have escaped my might once. But you won’t now that you’re out of runts.
Banjo: This isn’t over, Grunty! Others will come to stop you.
Grunty: Useless threats have no effect on me, but let’s see how you feel when I tell you I kidnapped Tooty.
Banjo: WHAT!
Grunty: Yes, it’s so very true. Now what will you do? I say what will you do.
Banjo: This. DK, throw me a Crystal Coconut!
DK: I only have one left. But you have to come over here to get it. My arms stink!
Kazooie used Talon Trot to carry Banjo but Grunty saw this.
Grunty: No way you’ll beat me with those little heels. I’ll get it first, too bad you won’t have last meals!
Grunty flew towards DK also. Banjo was getting nervous. But then, he came up with an idea.
Banjo: Kazooie, it’s Ice Egg time.
Kazooie then fired an ice egg. The ice egg hit Grunty and her body was frozen stiff. But her skull was still free. Banjo ran toward DK and grabbed the coconut. Banjo used the coconut. Light brown energy surrounds him.
Banjo: Take this.
Banjo then swiped his arm and three slashes came for Grunty. They hit Grunty.
Grunty: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This causes Grunty’s body to explode and her head was sent flying away. Everybody was coming too since their status changes are over.
Mario: Ah, that was a nice nap. Wait a minute. THE BATTLE AGAINST THE WITCH!
Kazooie: No need to worry plumber boy. We’ve already defeated her.
DK: Ah, my arms. They’re strong again.
Yoshi: But Koopa Kid got away with the Crystal Star.
Luigi and Mallow came back.
Luigi: No he didn’t here it is.
Luigi pulled out the Crystal Star.
Kazooie: That’s what the fuss is all about? JEWELRY?
DK: And here I thought jewelry was a girl’s best friend.
Banjo: Hey Mario? Kazooie and I would like to accompany you and your friends with this adventure.
Kazooie: Yeah, plumber man. I would like to see the world. And hunting jewelry does sound like fun.
Mario: Okay if you guys insist. Welcome aboard.
Yoshi (out loud): Even though, the company that created them along with Diddy and the other DK characters left Nintendo for some rich geek who sold his soul to the…
Yoshi stopped when he noticed that everyone was staring at him.
Mallow: Um, what did you say?
Yoshi (guilty): I WASN’T BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Mario: Well, for now, the Crystal Star please.
Luigi gave Mario the star.
Geno: Another one. At this rate we’ll be done in no time.
Mario and friends have just earned their third Crystal Star. With only four more remaining, they began to feel confidence go through their veins. And with Banjo and Kazooie on their side, nothing can slow them down now. But what happen to Grunty?
Grunty, now just a head again, landed at a construction site. Koopa Kid was there too. He covered in cement, and it was dry.
Grunty: Dumb, little bear and that stupid Kazooie: But I’ll be back, ‘cause I’m still waiting for Banjo-Threeie!
Then a mysterious figure came out of a dark portal, grabbed Koopa Kid and Grunty, and took them back into the portal.
Mario with his new friends, Banjo and Kazooie, were still looking for the Crystal Star and Tooty.
Yoshi: So, who is this Gruntilda anyway?
Kazooie: She’s an ugly, old witch who, despite common sense, is conceited about her looks and age.
Luigi: So she’s a human version of Kammy.
DK: Or maybe Kammy is a Koopa version of her.
Kazooie: Okay, you don’t know how stupid you just sounded.
DK: Be quiet!
Geno: Well no matter who she is, we cannot let her win. I’ve heard she is a tough witch. She knows many spells. And that robotic body Banjo mention will probably increase her power considerably.
DK: Don’t worry. I’ll just crack the body and get the prize.
Kazooie: You’re still sounding stupid.
Yoshi: Well, somebody has to say stupid things now that Wario isn’t here. Where is he?
We cut to Wario and Waluigi who are at the Lava Side of Hailfire Peaks. They were inside the coliseum of the kickball games. They have finally lost the guards.
Wario: ‘Bout time. We were almost toast for a second.
Unfortunately, he spoke too soon. The two guards that were originally chasing them had caught them and put them in shackles.
Waluigi: I can’t believe we were captured. After all that.
Wario: Uh, can’t you find a way to let us go.
Guard 1: Well, there is one way. You must battle at the kickball stadium. We have captured two other long time criminals who were running around here. You have to fight them. If you win we will let you go. If you lose….
He didn’t need to finish. Waluigi was hesitant, but Wario was brimming with confidence.
Wario: We accept the challenge. This is going to be a piece ‘o cake……MMM, cake.
Wario and Waluigi entered the stadium where a bunch of hybrid animals were watching them. Wario bowed and his ego became ten times bigger.
Wario: Who’s the chumps we’re facing?
Then, on the other side of the stadium, Bowser and King Boo appeared. Wario’s ego then deflated faster than a balloon.
Bowser: Hi Wario. Long time no see.
Wario: How are you two wanted on this island?
Bowser: You burned the Jinjo King twenty five years ago and you’re wanted for manslaughter.
King Boo: I flipped him the bird.
Wario (nervously): Heh, you’re going to go easy on us right?
Bowser & King Boo: Hmm……NO!
The villains came charging over to the antiheroes.
Wario & Waluigi: (screams like little girly men)
Meanwhile, Mario and the gang were still searching for the Crystal Star.
Yoshi: Do we have any clues on the whereabouts of that thing?
Diddy: Maybe we should check that rock with the shiny glow.
Yoshi: What rock?
Diddy pointed to what he was talking about. There was a large rock glowing at a distance.
DK: Leave it to me!
DK lifted up the rock and a Crystal Star was under it.
DK: Bingo! Advantage DK!
But then, DK was knocked into a tree by Koopa Kid. He then grabbed the Crystal Star.
Koopa Kid: Boom! Score one for me!
Mario: Koopa Kid!
Koopa Kid: Hey Mario, long time no see. Looks like you guys mean business. I’m just going to get out of here. And let you play with a friend of mine. Come one new friend! Come out and play!
At cue, Gruntilda jumped out in front of our heroes.
Grunty: Why, why, why lookie here. Bear and bird with allies very near.
Banjo: You rhyme again?
Grunty: Yes, yes you have noticed. It reminds me of an idiot named Otis.
Kazooie: I see she hasn’t gotten it back to doing it naturally yet.
Grunty: Shut you bird and that forsaken Banjo! I’m going to destroy you and whoever is named Mario!
Mario: No you won’t!
Yoshi: Ugly witch! You can’t win! You’re just some hag in a bin! Hey, I made a rhyme.
Luigi: …mommy.
Play Music: Banjo-Kazooie Final Boss Song
The fight started with Geno firing Geno Beam but Grutny dodged it and countered with a spell of her own. The spell hits Geno and he was encased in a bubble.
Geno: What’s going on?
Grunty: You’re a magic user, so I see. I’ll rid you first so this fight will be easy.
Grunty came running up to Geno but DK intercepted her with a Giant Punch. The punch made a dent in Grunty’s robot body.
Grunty: Stupid ape, you’re so crazy. But how would you like it if I made your vision hazy?
Grunty performed a status change spell on DK. This spell caused fog to surround DK.
DK: I can’t see.
DK couldn’t find Grunty. Grunty fired a spell at DK and he went flying. Koopa Kid enjoyed this but he was getting ready to leave.
Koopa Kid: It seems like I must be going. Ta-ta!
Koopa Kid ran off.
Luigi: Don’t worry everybody, I’ll stop him.
Mallow: Me too.
Kazooie: Are you sure it isn’t because you’re afraid of Grunty?
Luigi and Mallow sweatdropped as they ran off. Meanwhile, Wario was fighting Bowser while Waluigi was fighting King Boo. Bowser breathed fire on Wario but it just made Wario turn into Fire Wario as he screamed in pain.
Wario: AAHHH! I NEVER DID LIKE THIS POWER UP!
Wario was now a blazing fireball as he ran towards Bowser.
Bowser: BAH! Don’t touch me!
But it was too late. Fireball Wario rammed into Bowser and Bowser was doing the “stop, drop, and roll’ method to put the flames out. Wario burned into ashes and then came back to normal. Waluigi was up against King Boo. King Boo tried to lick Waluigi so he would be paralyzed, but Waluigi dodged it. Waluigi lunged a kick toward King Boo but King Boo turned invisible to avoid injury.
Waluigi (thinking): There must be a way I can harm somehow.
He then came up with an idea.
Waluigi: King Boo, remember how much fun we had during the baseball tournament?
King Boo: When I struck out just once, you shouted ‘MY DEAD GREAT GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!’
King Boo rammed toward Waluigi but he dodged it.
Waluigi: Uh, we both don’t care for Luigi.
King Boo: But right now, my prey is YOU!
Waluigi only had one more chance. And he hoped it would work.
Waluigi: How would you like to place a bet?
King Boo stopped.
King Boo: Bet?
Meanwhile, the gang was still fighting Grunty. Geno was free from the bubble and Yoshi attacked it. There were more dents in Grunty’s body.
Grunty: No, no, this can’t be. You all are supposed to be dead or groveling at my knee!
Diddy: Aren’t you done with those rhymes.
Grunty: So, you hate my rhymes, don’t you, you little twit. But how would your friends like you if I gave you this bit?
Grunty fired another status change spell. This one made Diddy confused. Diddy attacked, but he attacked Banjo.
Banjo: Diddy, I’m on your side!
Diddy then fired peanuts at Grunty.
Grunty: NO!
Mario fired fireballs at Grunty and they burned her.
Gurnty: I can’t last much more, but you’re not going to survive. With this body and my spells, can you make it out alive?
Yoshi: What is she babbling about now?
Dark energy glowed around Grunty. Everybody was backing away.
Grunty: Darkness Flash!
The energy was released and everybody went flying in different directions. Everybody also had status changes. Geno was frozen, Yoshi was paralyzed, Mario fell asleep, DK’s strength decreased significantly, and Diddy was still confused.
Geno:….
Yoshi: m.,fda.d
Mario: zzzz
DK: I can’t even lift up my arms!
Diddy: Whose side am I on?
Kazooie: I think we’re toast if we don’t come up with something.
Meanwhile, Wario delivered the final blow for Bowser as he fainted.
Bowser: This….isn’t over fool! I will have my….(faints)
Wario (mockingly): Have your what? Children? Manhood?
Waluigi was having more fun. He and King Boo were playing rock-paper-scissors. They were playing up to a win of 15. Whoever won, would be victor. The score was tied 7-7. This was the last throw.
Waluigi: Last hand. Are you ready?
King Boo: Whatever, let’s do this.
They threw out hands. King Boo did paper. Waluigi on the other hand, threw out a bomb at King Boo.
King Boo: I need help. This gambling addiction is….
KABOOM!
King Boo was sent flying into the air. And a star appeared where he blasted off. The crowd cheered for the bros as they both bowed.
Wario: I knew we could do it. Now let’s get out of here and see if we can steal Targitzan’s treasure again.
Suddenly, they were surrounded by Mayan guards.
Wario: I mean, let’s run away as fast as we can and don’t even try to find the treasure.
They both ran off. Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie were the only ones left. Everyone else was out of commission.
Grunty: Now you may have escaped my might once. But you won’t now that you’re out of runts.
Banjo: This isn’t over, Grunty! Others will come to stop you.
Grunty: Useless threats have no effect on me, but let’s see how you feel when I tell you I kidnapped Tooty.
Banjo: WHAT!
Grunty: Yes, it’s so very true. Now what will you do? I say what will you do.
Banjo: This. DK, throw me a Crystal Coconut!
DK: I only have one left. But you have to come over here to get it. My arms stink!
Kazooie used Talon Trot to carry Banjo but Grunty saw this.
Grunty: No way you’ll beat me with those little heels. I’ll get it first, too bad you won’t have last meals!
Grunty flew towards DK also. Banjo was getting nervous. But then, he came up with an idea.
Banjo: Kazooie, it’s Ice Egg time.
Kazooie then fired an ice egg. The ice egg hit Grunty and her body was frozen stiff. But her skull was still free. Banjo ran toward DK and grabbed the coconut. Banjo used the coconut. Light brown energy surrounds him.
Banjo: Take this.
Banjo then swiped his arm and three slashes came for Grunty. They hit Grunty.
Grunty: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This causes Grunty’s body to explode and her head was sent flying away. Everybody was coming too since their status changes are over.
Mario: Ah, that was a nice nap. Wait a minute. THE BATTLE AGAINST THE WITCH!
Kazooie: No need to worry plumber boy. We’ve already defeated her.
DK: Ah, my arms. They’re strong again.
Yoshi: But Koopa Kid got away with the Crystal Star.
Luigi and Mallow came back.
Luigi: No he didn’t here it is.
Luigi pulled out the Crystal Star.
Kazooie: That’s what the fuss is all about? JEWELRY?
DK: And here I thought jewelry was a girl’s best friend.
Banjo: Hey Mario? Kazooie and I would like to accompany you and your friends with this adventure.
Kazooie: Yeah, plumber man. I would like to see the world. And hunting jewelry does sound like fun.
Mario: Okay if you guys insist. Welcome aboard.
Yoshi (out loud): Even though, the company that created them along with Diddy and the other DK characters left Nintendo for some rich geek who sold his soul to the…
Yoshi stopped when he noticed that everyone was staring at him.
Mallow: Um, what did you say?
Yoshi (guilty): I WASN’T BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Mario: Well, for now, the Crystal Star please.
Luigi gave Mario the star.
Geno: Another one. At this rate we’ll be done in no time.
Mario and friends have just earned their third Crystal Star. With only four more remaining, they began to feel confidence go through their veins. And with Banjo and Kazooie on their side, nothing can slow them down now. But what happen to Grunty?
Grunty, now just a head again, landed at a construction site. Koopa Kid was there too. He covered in cement, and it was dry.
Grunty: Dumb, little bear and that stupid Kazooie: But I’ll be back, ‘cause I’m still waiting for Banjo-Threeie!
Then a mysterious figure came out of a dark portal, grabbed Koopa Kid and Grunty, and took them back into the portal.
101
Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 11, 2006, 01:28:37 PM »
Banjo (thinking): Where am I? Am I alive or dead?
A light then shined in front of Banjo’s eyes.
Banjo: What’s that?
All of a sudden, Banjo found himself in an area he was unfamiliar with. He saw everything in flames.
Banjo: What’s going on? What’s happening?
Banjo turned to see two beaten Koopas. A Buzzy Beetle and a Lakitu to be more precise.
Buzzy Beetle: Can you believe it. Those Kremlings betrayed the Koopa throne. Now with them gone along with the Great One, this might be the end for us.
Lakitu: Don’t talk such negative dribble. The Great One will return. Those Kremlings can drop dead for all I care. But first, we must find a way to save our land before it burns down to the ground.
Buzzy Beetle: But without the Great One….
Lakitu: Forget about him for now. There might be a way to bring him back but until then, we’ll just have to get another ruler. But for now, we must put out the flames!
Banjo then woke up to find himself at his newly built two-story house along with a houseful of guests. But he recognized some easily.
Banjo: DK. Diddy.
DK: Hey Banjo. Long time no see.
Then there was another guest that Banjo was happy to meet.
Banjo: You’re, you’re,….Mario.
Mario: Uh, yes I am.
Banjo: Do you know what it is like to meet you.
Mario: Take it easy. I’m just a regular guy.
Yoshi: Who’s very humble.
Banjo: Wait, where’s Kazooie?
Luigi: ARGH!
Everyone spun around to find Kazooie playing cards with Luigi and Mallow. She was also winning.
Kazooie: Take that skinny man and cloud boy. Birdseed, here I come.
Banjo: Kazooie!
Kazooie (sweatdropped): Uh, Banjo. I see you’re awake. I’m just playing cards don’t mind me.
After a bit of a hustle, everybody settled down to talk about the events.
Mario: So what happened?
Banjo: Our enemy, Gruntilda, attacked us. We lost miserably.
Mario: I know what’s that’s like.
Kazooie: Anyway, now would be an excellent time for a flashback.
Flashback to a few hours earlier. Banjo and his friends were going to play kick around. However, they couldn’t find Gruntilda’s head.
Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.
Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.
Banjo: Well, where could she be?
?: Here I am!
They saw that Gruntilda was in a robot body. This robotic body looked like Grunty’s original body. The head was Grunty’s skull
Humba: Big heap trouble.
Grunty: You can say that again. Now you will all be sorry that you have messed with me. I will kidnapped Tooty again and take her to Klus. She’s one of the Seven Maidens.
Kazooie: What?
Banjo: No way. You have to fight us first and we won’t go down so easily.
Grunty: Well see little bear. Well see.
The battle started Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, and Jamjars all rushed to Grunty to attack but Grunty fired a spell to send them all flying back.
Kazooie: You’re going to have to do better than that hag!
Mumbo: Mumbo handle this.
Mumbo fired a spell but Grunty dodged it and threw a spell back at him. Mumbo jumped out of the way. Jamjars punched Grunty but it did little effect. Grunty grabbed Jamjars and threw him into a tree.
Banjo: This is not good.
Humba: Let Humba have try against witch.
Humba performed a spell at Grunty. Grunty fired a spell back toward her. The spells pushed against each other toward their victim.
Banjo: Mumbo, help her.
Mumbo: Does Mumbo have to.
Banjo & Kazooie: YES!
Mumbo gave Humba extra boost as he performed a spell the force of the two together was pushing Grunty back until…
Koopa Kid: Not so fast idiots!
Koopa Kid pulled out remote control and pressed a dial. Now Grunty was somehow stronger.
Grunty: Oh, yes! Now you two. EAT THIS!
Grunty fired a spell at Mumbo and Humba and both of them went out cold.
Banjo: NO. This can’t be happening.
Jamjars came back to the action. He kicked Grunty in the stomach, but it did no effect.
Grunty: Take this!
Grunty punched Jamjars and he went sailing into a rock. Jamjars was down for the count.
Grunty: Now it’s just you two and me.
Banjo and Kazooie didn’t know what to do. If they tried to fight, they would lose. But they couldn’t just do nothing.
Banjo: We have no choice. Kazooie, let’s get out of here.
Kazooie: For once, I want to back out of a fight.
Banjo and Kazooie flew away. But Grunty wasn’t disappointed.
Grunty: You can run but you can’t hide.
Grunty used magic to make herself fly. The chase was now on in the air. Kazooie tried to fire eggs but they just bounced off of Grunty. Gruny fired spells but they duo dodged them with ease.
Banjo: There has to be a way.
Kazooie: Maybe we can get help?
Banjo: From who?
Kazooie: Maybe…..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Kazooie was hit from the back by one of Grunty’s spells. Now flying much slower, Banjo and Kazooie were easy targets.
Grunty: One down, one to go.
Grunty fired a spell at Banjo and it hit him. The spells were strong as the duo couldn’t hold out much longer.
Banjo (weakly): Kazooie,….fire…a….grenade….egg.
Kazooie did as she was told and fired. The explosion from the grenade didn’t hurt Grunty but she couldn’t see temporarily. When everything cleared she couldn’t find Banjo or Kazooie anywhere.
Grunty: Where did they go? No matter. They couldn’t have gone far.
Grunty flew away. Banjo and Kazooie were safe for now but couldn’t last much longer.
Kazooie (weakly): We….have….to find….a place….to land….
Then she and Banjo closed their eyes then fell to the surface. Banjo then told the heroes about the dream he had before he woke up.
Geno: The place he mentioned about the dream, it was a similar place when Mallow and I had the dream.
Luigi: So somehow, in some way, these dreams have something to do with the Great One.
Kazooie: The Great One? He’s the first Koopa King. I read that in a Koopa history book.
Mario: That much we know. But we don’t know much about him.
Kazooie: I bet you didn’t know he tried to destroy the world.
Everybody stared at Kazooie.
Kazooie: Yep. I read he had tried to get power much more fatal than that demon queen or that Luff empire time place thingy.
Yoshi: So, in other words, he’s a tough guy.
Banjo: While I’m at it, Gruntilda did mention something about my sister being one of the Seven Maidens.
Kazooie: I have no clue to what that is about.
Mario: Could that mean that Peach is also one of them?
Diddy: Along with Dixie!
Mario: Well the situation of this Great One is getting out of hand. Let’s find the remaining Crystal Stars, destroy them, and make sure that Klus doesn’t get his hand on the remaining maidens.
Yoshi: Easier said than done. But I’m in anyway.
Banjo: And Kazooie and I will help you.
Kazooie: We need revenge on that robotic hag! Where is she anyways?
Meanwhile, Wario and Waluigi were still running away from the guards that were chasing.
Wario: I’m a treasure hunter dang it! Hunting treasure is what I do best!
Waluigi: Actually, eating like a Yoshi is what you do best!
Wario: Shut up!
Suddenly the antiheroes were surrounded by white light.
Wario: Ah, this is the end! At least I’m going to Heaven.
Waluigi: I think you’re most likely going to….
Wario: DON’T SAY IT!
Wario and Waluigi reappeared in front of a temple. Surrounding this temple were a bunch of Kremlings in ancient looking clothing.
Wario: What’s this?
One of the Kremlings, a Kritter, spoke up.
Kritter: We had enough of this!
His brethren shouted with agreement.
Kritter: We refused to be treated like dirt to you Koopas, anymore! Your king is nothing more than a power hungry beast. And he must be stopped.
The Kritter pulled out a torch and set it on fire. He then threw the burning torch at the temple. His brethren did the same as they all threw burning torches.
Kritter: If you can’t respect then fear us!
Waluigi: This is insane! What’s going on?!
Wario: I don’t know. But how do we get out of here?!
Then white light surrounded the brothers again and they were back at the Isle o’ Hags.
Waluigi: I’m pretty sure that scene had something to do with politics.
Guard 1: There they are! Let’s get ‘em!
Unfortunately, the Wario bros. were once again prey as the chase continues. Meanwhile, on another area of the Isle o’ Hags, Grunty and Koopa Kid were having a conversation. They also had kidnapped Banjo’s sister, Tooty. Grunty was having thoughts about this partner ship.
Grunty: So this little girl is the Maiden of Innocence? And what about my needs?
Koopa Kid: If you serve Klus, you will be protected?
Grunty: Maybe I shouldn’t serve him. Maybe I should….
Grunty was about to launch a spell at Koopa Kid. Koopa Kid pulled out a remote control a pressed a button. Suddenly, Grunty’s robotic body was electrocuted as she screamed in pain.
Koopa Kid: Quiet down, haggy! If you don’t serve Klus and the Great One, I’ll make you be only a skull again.
Grunty stubbornly obeyed.
Koopa Kid: Now, a Crystal Star is somewhere on this sorry excuse of an island. We must search for it. And then we’ll take revenge on our enemies.
Koopa Kid turned to Tooty.
Koopa Kid: Now you my dear, you’re about to meet a great man named Klus. Don’t you want to meet him?
Tooty: NO! And my brother will come to kick your butt!
Koopa Kid: Yeah right. That bear doesn’t stand a chance against us. He’s doomed along with anybody who helps him. NOW YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!
Koopa Kid grabbed Tooty and a dark portal open. Both of them went in, but Koopa Kid came back out.
Koopa Kid: We might not have any Crystal Stars right now, but we already got three of the seven maidens. Only four more left to find. Now slave, shall we go look for the Crystal Star?
Grunty: Don’t you dear call me slave.
Koopa Kid: I’ll call you ‘roach’ if I want to. You are in no position to stand up to me!
A light then shined in front of Banjo’s eyes.
Banjo: What’s that?
All of a sudden, Banjo found himself in an area he was unfamiliar with. He saw everything in flames.
Banjo: What’s going on? What’s happening?
Banjo turned to see two beaten Koopas. A Buzzy Beetle and a Lakitu to be more precise.
Buzzy Beetle: Can you believe it. Those Kremlings betrayed the Koopa throne. Now with them gone along with the Great One, this might be the end for us.
Lakitu: Don’t talk such negative dribble. The Great One will return. Those Kremlings can drop dead for all I care. But first, we must find a way to save our land before it burns down to the ground.
Buzzy Beetle: But without the Great One….
Lakitu: Forget about him for now. There might be a way to bring him back but until then, we’ll just have to get another ruler. But for now, we must put out the flames!
Banjo then woke up to find himself at his newly built two-story house along with a houseful of guests. But he recognized some easily.
Banjo: DK. Diddy.
DK: Hey Banjo. Long time no see.
Then there was another guest that Banjo was happy to meet.
Banjo: You’re, you’re,….Mario.
Mario: Uh, yes I am.
Banjo: Do you know what it is like to meet you.
Mario: Take it easy. I’m just a regular guy.
Yoshi: Who’s very humble.
Banjo: Wait, where’s Kazooie?
Luigi: ARGH!
Everyone spun around to find Kazooie playing cards with Luigi and Mallow. She was also winning.
Kazooie: Take that skinny man and cloud boy. Birdseed, here I come.
Banjo: Kazooie!
Kazooie (sweatdropped): Uh, Banjo. I see you’re awake. I’m just playing cards don’t mind me.
After a bit of a hustle, everybody settled down to talk about the events.
Mario: So what happened?
Banjo: Our enemy, Gruntilda, attacked us. We lost miserably.
Mario: I know what’s that’s like.
Kazooie: Anyway, now would be an excellent time for a flashback.
Flashback to a few hours earlier. Banjo and his friends were going to play kick around. However, they couldn’t find Gruntilda’s head.
Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.
Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.
Banjo: Well, where could she be?
?: Here I am!
They saw that Gruntilda was in a robot body. This robotic body looked like Grunty’s original body. The head was Grunty’s skull
Humba: Big heap trouble.
Grunty: You can say that again. Now you will all be sorry that you have messed with me. I will kidnapped Tooty again and take her to Klus. She’s one of the Seven Maidens.
Kazooie: What?
Banjo: No way. You have to fight us first and we won’t go down so easily.
Grunty: Well see little bear. Well see.
The battle started Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, and Jamjars all rushed to Grunty to attack but Grunty fired a spell to send them all flying back.
Kazooie: You’re going to have to do better than that hag!
Mumbo: Mumbo handle this.
Mumbo fired a spell but Grunty dodged it and threw a spell back at him. Mumbo jumped out of the way. Jamjars punched Grunty but it did little effect. Grunty grabbed Jamjars and threw him into a tree.
Banjo: This is not good.
Humba: Let Humba have try against witch.
Humba performed a spell at Grunty. Grunty fired a spell back toward her. The spells pushed against each other toward their victim.
Banjo: Mumbo, help her.
Mumbo: Does Mumbo have to.
Banjo & Kazooie: YES!
Mumbo gave Humba extra boost as he performed a spell the force of the two together was pushing Grunty back until…
Koopa Kid: Not so fast idiots!
Koopa Kid pulled out remote control and pressed a dial. Now Grunty was somehow stronger.
Grunty: Oh, yes! Now you two. EAT THIS!
Grunty fired a spell at Mumbo and Humba and both of them went out cold.
Banjo: NO. This can’t be happening.
Jamjars came back to the action. He kicked Grunty in the stomach, but it did no effect.
Grunty: Take this!
Grunty punched Jamjars and he went sailing into a rock. Jamjars was down for the count.
Grunty: Now it’s just you two and me.
Banjo and Kazooie didn’t know what to do. If they tried to fight, they would lose. But they couldn’t just do nothing.
Banjo: We have no choice. Kazooie, let’s get out of here.
Kazooie: For once, I want to back out of a fight.
Banjo and Kazooie flew away. But Grunty wasn’t disappointed.
Grunty: You can run but you can’t hide.
Grunty used magic to make herself fly. The chase was now on in the air. Kazooie tried to fire eggs but they just bounced off of Grunty. Gruny fired spells but they duo dodged them with ease.
Banjo: There has to be a way.
Kazooie: Maybe we can get help?
Banjo: From who?
Kazooie: Maybe…..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Kazooie was hit from the back by one of Grunty’s spells. Now flying much slower, Banjo and Kazooie were easy targets.
Grunty: One down, one to go.
Grunty fired a spell at Banjo and it hit him. The spells were strong as the duo couldn’t hold out much longer.
Banjo (weakly): Kazooie,….fire…a….grenade….egg.
Kazooie did as she was told and fired. The explosion from the grenade didn’t hurt Grunty but she couldn’t see temporarily. When everything cleared she couldn’t find Banjo or Kazooie anywhere.
Grunty: Where did they go? No matter. They couldn’t have gone far.
Grunty flew away. Banjo and Kazooie were safe for now but couldn’t last much longer.
Kazooie (weakly): We….have….to find….a place….to land….
Then she and Banjo closed their eyes then fell to the surface. Banjo then told the heroes about the dream he had before he woke up.
Geno: The place he mentioned about the dream, it was a similar place when Mallow and I had the dream.
Luigi: So somehow, in some way, these dreams have something to do with the Great One.
Kazooie: The Great One? He’s the first Koopa King. I read that in a Koopa history book.
Mario: That much we know. But we don’t know much about him.
Kazooie: I bet you didn’t know he tried to destroy the world.
Everybody stared at Kazooie.
Kazooie: Yep. I read he had tried to get power much more fatal than that demon queen or that Luff empire time place thingy.
Yoshi: So, in other words, he’s a tough guy.
Banjo: While I’m at it, Gruntilda did mention something about my sister being one of the Seven Maidens.
Kazooie: I have no clue to what that is about.
Mario: Could that mean that Peach is also one of them?
Diddy: Along with Dixie!
Mario: Well the situation of this Great One is getting out of hand. Let’s find the remaining Crystal Stars, destroy them, and make sure that Klus doesn’t get his hand on the remaining maidens.
Yoshi: Easier said than done. But I’m in anyway.
Banjo: And Kazooie and I will help you.
Kazooie: We need revenge on that robotic hag! Where is she anyways?
Meanwhile, Wario and Waluigi were still running away from the guards that were chasing.
Wario: I’m a treasure hunter dang it! Hunting treasure is what I do best!
Waluigi: Actually, eating like a Yoshi is what you do best!
Wario: Shut up!
Suddenly the antiheroes were surrounded by white light.
Wario: Ah, this is the end! At least I’m going to Heaven.
Waluigi: I think you’re most likely going to….
Wario: DON’T SAY IT!
Wario and Waluigi reappeared in front of a temple. Surrounding this temple were a bunch of Kremlings in ancient looking clothing.
Wario: What’s this?
One of the Kremlings, a Kritter, spoke up.
Kritter: We had enough of this!
His brethren shouted with agreement.
Kritter: We refused to be treated like dirt to you Koopas, anymore! Your king is nothing more than a power hungry beast. And he must be stopped.
The Kritter pulled out a torch and set it on fire. He then threw the burning torch at the temple. His brethren did the same as they all threw burning torches.
Kritter: If you can’t respect then fear us!
Waluigi: This is insane! What’s going on?!
Wario: I don’t know. But how do we get out of here?!
Then white light surrounded the brothers again and they were back at the Isle o’ Hags.
Waluigi: I’m pretty sure that scene had something to do with politics.
Guard 1: There they are! Let’s get ‘em!
Unfortunately, the Wario bros. were once again prey as the chase continues. Meanwhile, on another area of the Isle o’ Hags, Grunty and Koopa Kid were having a conversation. They also had kidnapped Banjo’s sister, Tooty. Grunty was having thoughts about this partner ship.
Grunty: So this little girl is the Maiden of Innocence? And what about my needs?
Koopa Kid: If you serve Klus, you will be protected?
Grunty: Maybe I shouldn’t serve him. Maybe I should….
Grunty was about to launch a spell at Koopa Kid. Koopa Kid pulled out a remote control a pressed a button. Suddenly, Grunty’s robotic body was electrocuted as she screamed in pain.
Koopa Kid: Quiet down, haggy! If you don’t serve Klus and the Great One, I’ll make you be only a skull again.
Grunty stubbornly obeyed.
Koopa Kid: Now, a Crystal Star is somewhere on this sorry excuse of an island. We must search for it. And then we’ll take revenge on our enemies.
Koopa Kid turned to Tooty.
Koopa Kid: Now you my dear, you’re about to meet a great man named Klus. Don’t you want to meet him?
Tooty: NO! And my brother will come to kick your butt!
Koopa Kid: Yeah right. That bear doesn’t stand a chance against us. He’s doomed along with anybody who helps him. NOW YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!
Koopa Kid grabbed Tooty and a dark portal open. Both of them went in, but Koopa Kid came back out.
Koopa Kid: We might not have any Crystal Stars right now, but we already got three of the seven maidens. Only four more left to find. Now slave, shall we go look for the Crystal Star?
Grunty: Don’t you dear call me slave.
Koopa Kid: I’ll call you ‘roach’ if I want to. You are in no position to stand up to me!
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: January 08, 2006, 12:48:58 PM »
Sorry for the long wait, my computer didn't have internet acess for awhile. Continuing:
Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was sulking over the defeat of Cranky Kong. His possessed Kremling army was tending to his needs.
Klus: How dare that fool regain composure just as he was about to claim victory! I ought too…
Kremling: Sir?
Klus turned to find a Klump who called him.
Klus: What?! It better be good.
Klump: Oh it is. We’ve found a Crystal Star on radar but it is at a desert kingdom.
Klus: Hmm, with someone in my army tending with the affairs of an inhabitant of a witchcraft island, we must go there and get that Crystal Star. Quick to that kingdom! Hopefully, Mario and his goons won’t beat it to us first.
Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo were on a specific island.
Bowser: Are you sure a Crystal Star is around here?
King Boo: Yes, and I bet my afterlife on this.
Bowser: You still have a gambling problem. I shouldn’t have let you go takeover that Isle Defino casino.
King Boo: How much do you want to bet that a Crystal Star is here? 100 coins, 200 coins?
Bowser: You must stop your gambling addiction!
King Boo: But this is a lock!
Bowser: King Boo…
King Boo: It’s a lock, Bowser!
Bowser (yelling): KING BOO!
King Boo finally shuts up.
Bowser: Now just tell me what the name of this forsaken island is.
King Boo: The Isle o’ Hags. So witches must live here. Either that or ugly women.
Bowser: Well, let’s go.
Back on DK Island, Mario and friends were getting ready to leave.
Yoshi: Thanks for the fruit Mr. Kong.
Wario (thinking): Even though junk food is where it’s at.
Cranky: No problem.
Mario: So, you’re coming with us DK?
DK: Sure, kicking that Klus’ butt will make my week.
Diddy: You can count me in too.
Mario: Well, then let’s set off.
But they were interrupted by Kiddy Kong. He was jumping up and down pointing at something.
Luigi: Does he need a diaper change?
Geno: No, look!
Everyone looked to see the Kremling Battle Ship Island turning away and leaving.
Lanky: Where is it going?
Wario: Who cares, if it’s not heading in our direction. Shorty, show us where the next Crystal Star is.
Mario was a bit irritated by the commit but he put the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000. It pointed to another island, northwest of their current location.
Diddy: The Isle o’ Hags. Two of my friends, Banjo and Kazooie, stay there.
Wario: Or “the Mario posers” as I call them.
Yoshi: (coughs)likeyou(coughs)
Wario fumed red in the face as everyone laughed.
DK: Well, Kremling Island isn’t heading over there so we don’t have to worry. We better get going. Bye everyone! And Diddy, maybe we’ll be able to find Dixie too.
Diddy: I hope you’re right.
Everyone headed to the ferry to get to the Isle o’ Hags but…
Mario: What do you mean you’re not heading out there?
Sailor: I’m telling you, the next ferry there will not be until Wednesday.
Wario: NONSENSE! You’re just being lazy oaf, you lazy oaf! And another thing, we’re getting to that island even if it kills you. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
The sailor pulled out a taser.
Wario…Like he said, we’ll just have to wait.
Diddy: Or, we can use the warp pipe on this island and head there.
Waluigi: Why didn’t you tell us this? Warp pipes are much faster.
Diddy: I didn’t realize until now. I’ll lead the way.
Diddy led his friends to the warp pipe they were suppose to go down in.
Wario: You know, for some strange reason I can’t seem to grasp, I don’t want to go to that island.
Mallow: Why not?
Wario: I SAID I DON’T KNOW YOU CLOUD!
Mallow started to get a little bit teary. Everyone except Waluigi got real angry at Wario.
Wario: MAN, (forced) I’m sorry.
Diddy: Now if you guys are done acting stupid, let’s go.
The heroes head into the warp pipe one by one. Meanwhile on the Isle o’ Hags, Banjo and Kazooie and their friends, Mumbo Jumbo, Humba Wumba, and Jamjars were getting ready to play kick around with their enemy’s head. Gruntilda Winkybunion was nothing more than a mere skull. It has been six months since she lost her body. She was dreading her enemies’ kick around games. She wanted nothing more than revenge.
Gruntilda: There has to be a way to get a body. I must have my revenge. But how? HOW?
?: GRUNTILDA?!
Grunty panicked as a deep voice called her name. Maybe it was the Grim Reaper named Gregg.
?: GRUNTILDA?!
Grunty was panicking. She saw her cold, hard life flash before her eyes. From stealing lunch money when she was young to getting her only boyfriend by winning a bet she cheated in.
?: GRUNTILDA?! YES YOU HAG? YOU’RE PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC AS A…PATCHETIC AS AN….I CAN’T BE IRRITATED BY THIS THING. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? YES, OKAY.
Grunty saw that person of that voice was nothing more than Koopa Kid from the Mario Party series. He was carrying a megaphone.
Koopa Kid: Hello. My name is Koopa Kid. And don’t laugh.
Gruntilda: What do you want you little brat?
Koopa Kid: My boss, who is named Klus by the way, heard about your current condition. He wants to help you get a body so you can destroy all who opposed you. All you have to do is serve him.
Grunty: Serve under someone else? Never!
Koopa Kid: Well yes or no doesn’t matter to me I’m getting paid to tell you this. But I guess you want to be a skull forever. Heh.
Gruntilda couldn’t take being a skull much longer. She knew Banjo and Kazooie were coming to torture her some more.
Grunty: Wait. I’ll do it.
Koopa Kid: Excellent.
He picked her up and carried her away. A few minutes later, Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, Jamjars, and Tooty were on there way to play with Grunty’s head but they couldn’t find it.
Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.
Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.
Banjo: Well, where could she be?
?: Here I am!
Moments after that, Mario and friends arrived on the Isle o’ Hags. They were at Mayahem Temple.
Wario: My treasure senses are tingling….Uh-oh.
Geno: What is it?
Wario: I remember why I don’t want to be at this island.
Waluigi: Yep, me too.
Diddy: Why?
Wario: Well, cue in a flashback and I’ll tell you.
Flashback to the Isle o’ Hags ten years ago. Wario and Waluigi are twenty and are rather handsome. Wario is muscular and in great shape while Waluigi also has more muscle than he does now. They are at the Kickball Stadium watching a kickball game.
Wario: I love me some kickball.
Waluigi: Me too.
The game ended and the duo walked out of the stadium.
Waluigi: Well the only problem is that neither of us can play because we’re not Stonies.
Wario: I know. It doesn’t make any sense. Wait a minute…My treasure senses are tingling. I sense treasure. And it’s coming from that building.
What Wario and Waluigi didn’t know is that the building they were talking about was Targitzan’s Temple. Targitzan was the Mayan god of target shooting.
Wario: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go!
They entered the temple and spent a few minutes in the temple exploring. After awhile, they found a secret chamber of Targitzan with a houseful of treasure. Wario’s pupils turned into dollar signs.
Wario: We’re rich…………….er!
Waluigi: Now let’s take the gold and leave.
?: Hold it right there you thieves!
Wario: Who the heck called petty thieves? Do you not know who we (turn around) a….a…aaareee?
Waluigi turned around to what Wario was stammering at. He saw Targitzan himself. Waluigi somehow turned into a baby crying while Wario wetted himself.
Targitzan: Get out.
Wario & Waluigi: (screaming like little girls)
Wario and Waluigi ran away.
Targitzan: And if you ever come back on my land you will have your sorry heads cut off!
End flashback. Everybody else stared at the Wicked Bros. with disbelief.
Mario: As the old saying goes, “Money goes before destruction.”
Geno: You’re thinking of “pride.” It’s actually “Money is the root of all evil.”
Mario:….
DK: C’mon. You actually thinking some pagan god is going to remember you now that you’re years older. I mean, it’s not like soldiers are coming for you.
Waluigi: Maybe you’re right ape. No need to worry.
The heroes were looking for clues on the Crystal Stars until they saw two guards. These two were interested at the group.
Guard 1: How may we help you?
Mario: We’re looking for this magical object called the Crystal Star.
Guard 2: Haven’t seen it….(looks at Wario) Wait, aren’t you Wario? The guy wanted by Targitzan?
Wario (obviously lying): No.
Guard 1: Yes you are! And you’re Waluigi, aren’t you?
The antiheroes both knew they couldn’t keep the lie up and did the thing they do best.
Waluigi: UH-OH! RUN AWAY!
Wario and Waluigi ran like little girly men as the two guards chased them into the horizon.
Mallow: I’m kinda surprised they didn’t arrest us.
Yoshi: Shouldn’t we go help them?
Mario: Nah, they’re fine.
Geno: But it looks like those guards are gonna….
Wario screamed at a distance. Unfortunately, (or fortunately however you look at it) Wario got poked in the butt with a spear.
Mario: It is their just reward for the chaos those two usually cause. Now let’s (looks up at the sky) What the! Somebody’s falling from the sky.
Everybody looked up to see two figures fall from the sky and landed into the river.
Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo somehow wounded up at the ice side of Hailfire Peaks. Bowser was furious.
Bowser: I LIKE YOU BETTER BEFORE YOU HAD THAT GAMBLING ADDICTION!
King Boo: My instincts told me to bet left.
Bowser: That wasn’t your ‘instinct.’ More like your ‘in stank’! Those were the beans you ate before we left.
King Boo: I was hungry.
Bowser: Now, I must bust my way through here!
Mini-Game: Super Koopa Bros from Paper Mario 2
Stage: Hailfire Peaks (Icy Side)
Bowser wasted no time running right. He jumped on some of those Biggafoot creatures to for points.
Bowser: Old school is too cool.
Bowser hit a ‘?’ block to make a chunk of meat come out. He ate it and now he was bigger. Bowser breathed fire on more Biggafeet to burn them all away.
Bowser: All I have to do is find one more piece of meat.
Bowser jumped over a chasm to avoid death. And found another piece of meat. He ate it and was now even bigger and now invincible. Bowser just simply ran through the stage with little difficulty destroying everything in his path. It looked like something from an old, dubbed, Japanese movie.
Biggafoot (with poor lip synch): Look! It’s Bowser Koopa! No one is safe! We must flee the area.
At the end of the stage Bowser reached a castle to complete the game. Bowser returned to normal size.
Bowser: You know, I should make a game where the object is to get to the castle at the end of each level and destroy its flag. And at the end of every 4th level, the level is a castle and you must destroy the boss by either burning it or by dropping it into lava. It’s a great idea!
King Boo (sarcastic): Yeah that’s never been before. (rolls eyes) Um Bowser, look at where we are now.
Bowser looked to find that they have wounded up on the lava side of the area.
Bowser: (censored)
Meanwhile, the heroes were at the river where they saw two people fall in. Mario swam in the river to help them. Everybody else waited.
Yoshi: The last thing we need is death. I hope Gregg the Reaper isn’t scheduled here.
Mallow: Who is that anyway?
Geno: He’s a midget Grim Reaper who has a strange hatred for cats.
Mario then surfaced back above water.
Luigi: Did you find the two?
Mario: Yes and you here they are.
Diddy recognized them at instinct.
Diddy: BANJO! KAZOOIE!
Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was sulking over the defeat of Cranky Kong. His possessed Kremling army was tending to his needs.
Klus: How dare that fool regain composure just as he was about to claim victory! I ought too…
Kremling: Sir?
Klus turned to find a Klump who called him.
Klus: What?! It better be good.
Klump: Oh it is. We’ve found a Crystal Star on radar but it is at a desert kingdom.
Klus: Hmm, with someone in my army tending with the affairs of an inhabitant of a witchcraft island, we must go there and get that Crystal Star. Quick to that kingdom! Hopefully, Mario and his goons won’t beat it to us first.
Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo were on a specific island.
Bowser: Are you sure a Crystal Star is around here?
King Boo: Yes, and I bet my afterlife on this.
Bowser: You still have a gambling problem. I shouldn’t have let you go takeover that Isle Defino casino.
King Boo: How much do you want to bet that a Crystal Star is here? 100 coins, 200 coins?
Bowser: You must stop your gambling addiction!
King Boo: But this is a lock!
Bowser: King Boo…
King Boo: It’s a lock, Bowser!
Bowser (yelling): KING BOO!
King Boo finally shuts up.
Bowser: Now just tell me what the name of this forsaken island is.
King Boo: The Isle o’ Hags. So witches must live here. Either that or ugly women.
Bowser: Well, let’s go.
Back on DK Island, Mario and friends were getting ready to leave.
Yoshi: Thanks for the fruit Mr. Kong.
Wario (thinking): Even though junk food is where it’s at.
Cranky: No problem.
Mario: So, you’re coming with us DK?
DK: Sure, kicking that Klus’ butt will make my week.
Diddy: You can count me in too.
Mario: Well, then let’s set off.
But they were interrupted by Kiddy Kong. He was jumping up and down pointing at something.
Luigi: Does he need a diaper change?
Geno: No, look!
Everyone looked to see the Kremling Battle Ship Island turning away and leaving.
Lanky: Where is it going?
Wario: Who cares, if it’s not heading in our direction. Shorty, show us where the next Crystal Star is.
Mario was a bit irritated by the commit but he put the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000. It pointed to another island, northwest of their current location.
Diddy: The Isle o’ Hags. Two of my friends, Banjo and Kazooie, stay there.
Wario: Or “the Mario posers” as I call them.
Yoshi: (coughs)likeyou(coughs)
Wario fumed red in the face as everyone laughed.
DK: Well, Kremling Island isn’t heading over there so we don’t have to worry. We better get going. Bye everyone! And Diddy, maybe we’ll be able to find Dixie too.
Diddy: I hope you’re right.
Everyone headed to the ferry to get to the Isle o’ Hags but…
Mario: What do you mean you’re not heading out there?
Sailor: I’m telling you, the next ferry there will not be until Wednesday.
Wario: NONSENSE! You’re just being lazy oaf, you lazy oaf! And another thing, we’re getting to that island even if it kills you. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
The sailor pulled out a taser.
Wario…Like he said, we’ll just have to wait.
Diddy: Or, we can use the warp pipe on this island and head there.
Waluigi: Why didn’t you tell us this? Warp pipes are much faster.
Diddy: I didn’t realize until now. I’ll lead the way.
Diddy led his friends to the warp pipe they were suppose to go down in.
Wario: You know, for some strange reason I can’t seem to grasp, I don’t want to go to that island.
Mallow: Why not?
Wario: I SAID I DON’T KNOW YOU CLOUD!
Mallow started to get a little bit teary. Everyone except Waluigi got real angry at Wario.
Wario: MAN, (forced) I’m sorry.
Diddy: Now if you guys are done acting stupid, let’s go.
The heroes head into the warp pipe one by one. Meanwhile on the Isle o’ Hags, Banjo and Kazooie and their friends, Mumbo Jumbo, Humba Wumba, and Jamjars were getting ready to play kick around with their enemy’s head. Gruntilda Winkybunion was nothing more than a mere skull. It has been six months since she lost her body. She was dreading her enemies’ kick around games. She wanted nothing more than revenge.
Gruntilda: There has to be a way to get a body. I must have my revenge. But how? HOW?
?: GRUNTILDA?!
Grunty panicked as a deep voice called her name. Maybe it was the Grim Reaper named Gregg.
?: GRUNTILDA?!
Grunty was panicking. She saw her cold, hard life flash before her eyes. From stealing lunch money when she was young to getting her only boyfriend by winning a bet she cheated in.
?: GRUNTILDA?! YES YOU HAG? YOU’RE PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC AS A…PATCHETIC AS AN….I CAN’T BE IRRITATED BY THIS THING. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? YES, OKAY.
Grunty saw that person of that voice was nothing more than Koopa Kid from the Mario Party series. He was carrying a megaphone.
Koopa Kid: Hello. My name is Koopa Kid. And don’t laugh.
Gruntilda: What do you want you little brat?
Koopa Kid: My boss, who is named Klus by the way, heard about your current condition. He wants to help you get a body so you can destroy all who opposed you. All you have to do is serve him.
Grunty: Serve under someone else? Never!
Koopa Kid: Well yes or no doesn’t matter to me I’m getting paid to tell you this. But I guess you want to be a skull forever. Heh.
Gruntilda couldn’t take being a skull much longer. She knew Banjo and Kazooie were coming to torture her some more.
Grunty: Wait. I’ll do it.
Koopa Kid: Excellent.
He picked her up and carried her away. A few minutes later, Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, Jamjars, and Tooty were on there way to play with Grunty’s head but they couldn’t find it.
Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.
Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.
Banjo: Well, where could she be?
?: Here I am!
Moments after that, Mario and friends arrived on the Isle o’ Hags. They were at Mayahem Temple.
Wario: My treasure senses are tingling….Uh-oh.
Geno: What is it?
Wario: I remember why I don’t want to be at this island.
Waluigi: Yep, me too.
Diddy: Why?
Wario: Well, cue in a flashback and I’ll tell you.
Flashback to the Isle o’ Hags ten years ago. Wario and Waluigi are twenty and are rather handsome. Wario is muscular and in great shape while Waluigi also has more muscle than he does now. They are at the Kickball Stadium watching a kickball game.
Wario: I love me some kickball.
Waluigi: Me too.
The game ended and the duo walked out of the stadium.
Waluigi: Well the only problem is that neither of us can play because we’re not Stonies.
Wario: I know. It doesn’t make any sense. Wait a minute…My treasure senses are tingling. I sense treasure. And it’s coming from that building.
What Wario and Waluigi didn’t know is that the building they were talking about was Targitzan’s Temple. Targitzan was the Mayan god of target shooting.
Wario: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go!
They entered the temple and spent a few minutes in the temple exploring. After awhile, they found a secret chamber of Targitzan with a houseful of treasure. Wario’s pupils turned into dollar signs.
Wario: We’re rich…………….er!
Waluigi: Now let’s take the gold and leave.
?: Hold it right there you thieves!
Wario: Who the heck called petty thieves? Do you not know who we (turn around) a….a…aaareee?
Waluigi turned around to what Wario was stammering at. He saw Targitzan himself. Waluigi somehow turned into a baby crying while Wario wetted himself.
Targitzan: Get out.
Wario & Waluigi: (screaming like little girls)
Wario and Waluigi ran away.
Targitzan: And if you ever come back on my land you will have your sorry heads cut off!
End flashback. Everybody else stared at the Wicked Bros. with disbelief.
Mario: As the old saying goes, “Money goes before destruction.”
Geno: You’re thinking of “pride.” It’s actually “Money is the root of all evil.”
Mario:….
DK: C’mon. You actually thinking some pagan god is going to remember you now that you’re years older. I mean, it’s not like soldiers are coming for you.
Waluigi: Maybe you’re right ape. No need to worry.
The heroes were looking for clues on the Crystal Stars until they saw two guards. These two were interested at the group.
Guard 1: How may we help you?
Mario: We’re looking for this magical object called the Crystal Star.
Guard 2: Haven’t seen it….(looks at Wario) Wait, aren’t you Wario? The guy wanted by Targitzan?
Wario (obviously lying): No.
Guard 1: Yes you are! And you’re Waluigi, aren’t you?
The antiheroes both knew they couldn’t keep the lie up and did the thing they do best.
Waluigi: UH-OH! RUN AWAY!
Wario and Waluigi ran like little girly men as the two guards chased them into the horizon.
Mallow: I’m kinda surprised they didn’t arrest us.
Yoshi: Shouldn’t we go help them?
Mario: Nah, they’re fine.
Geno: But it looks like those guards are gonna….
Wario screamed at a distance. Unfortunately, (or fortunately however you look at it) Wario got poked in the butt with a spear.
Mario: It is their just reward for the chaos those two usually cause. Now let’s (looks up at the sky) What the! Somebody’s falling from the sky.
Everybody looked up to see two figures fall from the sky and landed into the river.
Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo somehow wounded up at the ice side of Hailfire Peaks. Bowser was furious.
Bowser: I LIKE YOU BETTER BEFORE YOU HAD THAT GAMBLING ADDICTION!
King Boo: My instincts told me to bet left.
Bowser: That wasn’t your ‘instinct.’ More like your ‘in stank’! Those were the beans you ate before we left.
King Boo: I was hungry.
Bowser: Now, I must bust my way through here!
Mini-Game: Super Koopa Bros from Paper Mario 2
Stage: Hailfire Peaks (Icy Side)
Bowser wasted no time running right. He jumped on some of those Biggafoot creatures to for points.
Bowser: Old school is too cool.
Bowser hit a ‘?’ block to make a chunk of meat come out. He ate it and now he was bigger. Bowser breathed fire on more Biggafeet to burn them all away.
Bowser: All I have to do is find one more piece of meat.
Bowser jumped over a chasm to avoid death. And found another piece of meat. He ate it and was now even bigger and now invincible. Bowser just simply ran through the stage with little difficulty destroying everything in his path. It looked like something from an old, dubbed, Japanese movie.
Biggafoot (with poor lip synch): Look! It’s Bowser Koopa! No one is safe! We must flee the area.
At the end of the stage Bowser reached a castle to complete the game. Bowser returned to normal size.
Bowser: You know, I should make a game where the object is to get to the castle at the end of each level and destroy its flag. And at the end of every 4th level, the level is a castle and you must destroy the boss by either burning it or by dropping it into lava. It’s a great idea!
King Boo (sarcastic): Yeah that’s never been before. (rolls eyes) Um Bowser, look at where we are now.
Bowser looked to find that they have wounded up on the lava side of the area.
Bowser: (censored)
Meanwhile, the heroes were at the river where they saw two people fall in. Mario swam in the river to help them. Everybody else waited.
Yoshi: The last thing we need is death. I hope Gregg the Reaper isn’t scheduled here.
Mallow: Who is that anyway?
Geno: He’s a midget Grim Reaper who has a strange hatred for cats.
Mario then surfaced back above water.
Luigi: Did you find the two?
Mario: Yes and you here they are.
Diddy recognized them at instinct.
Diddy: BANJO! KAZOOIE!
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: December 01, 2005, 10:43:15 AM »
Mario and the gang were heading to the place where they heard the roar.
Diddy: I don’t the like the sound of this.
Waluigi: What’s the worse that could happen? It’s just some old man.
DK: Did you know, my father, when he was younger could easily punch a hole in your stomach, rip out your stomach, and then feed it back to you piece by piece?
Luigi slowed down considerably. Then started turning the other way.
Luigi: I guess I’ll be seeing you.
But then, Wario grabbed him.
Wario: You’re coming with us too wimpy!
Then, all of a sudden, a giant robot came crashing down near our heroes.
Waluigi: What the (censored)? What the (censored) is that piece of (censored) doing in this (censored)hole?
Yoshi: Great, now I just lost my ability to hear.
The controller of the robot revealed himself to be Harry Fatman.
Waluigi: Hey it’s that guy I did the Macarena with.
Everyone stared at Waluigi and started sweatdropping beyond belief.
Yoshi: The Macarena? You sad, sad man.
Mario: But still, you know that guy?
Waluigi: Of course, his name is Harry Fat Man.
Fatman: I told you it’s Fatman. FAT-MIN! And even then my current name is an alias. I am really…..
Fatman spun around really fast to reveal himself as Lord Crump.
Crump: Lord Crump. And I am here to get the Crystal Star and eliminate you fools.
Luigi and Chunky, being the more cowardly heroes, started running away but they both crashed into a tree. However, Mario wasn’t worried.
Mario: He’s just some guy. And his robots aren’t that hard to defeat.
Crump: We’ll see about that!
Just then, another loud roar was heard.
DK: Guys, something is making that scream. We need to spilt up.
Diddy: I guess I can fight the fat idiot in the robot.
Lanky: Me too.
Chunky: Me four.
Kiddy: (blows raspberry)
Mario: Okay, everyone else. Let’s-a go!
Meanwhile back in town, Geno and Mallow were still reviewing what they saw.
Geno: So we’ve got a situation that was in the past.
Mallow: Do you know anything about it?
Geno: No, friend.
Just then they saw a group of Kongs listening on the radio. The duo went to them.
Mallow: What’s going on?
The Kong who answered him was a macaque.
Macaque: There is some kind of problem going on.
Radio Announcer: According to eye witnesses of the scene, there is a huge gorilla rampaging on the island. Rumor has it, that this large gorilla looks like a younger Cranky Kong, the rude, old man who makes scientific potions.
Geno: Something tells me the others are going to stop him. We should help.
The duo left the scene.
Mario’s group were still looking until they saw a bunch of apes and monkeys running away from something. A tamarin then screamed…
Tamarin: Run for your life! You’re not safe.
Yoshi: I think we’ve found the source of our scream.
The group went through the rummage of this area. They found Cranky Kong as he was many years ago. Except, while he was only three times bigger than Mario, he was now ten times bigger.
Luigi: Mommy.
Klus then appeared in front of our heroes.
DK: That’s the Koopa who came out of the bushes.
Wario: This is Klus, please.
Klus: Correct fool! (Looks at DK) Ah, you are the son of that old man. I brainwashed you so well. You and your friends would have made an excellent addition to my team.
DK: Stuff it! What did you do to Cranky?
Klus: Nothing but what he wanted. He wanted to young again. He wanted it. But of course with my brilliant self, I had to put him under my control. So I gave him a possessed youth Mushroom and ta-da. Cranky is young again and I have a powerful unit.
DK: NO!
DK came charging up to Klus.
Luigi: DK, no!
Wario: C’mon, Waluigi. Let’s be heroes too.
Wario and Waluigi then charged toward Klus.
Luigi: You guys…
Yoshi: Eh, let those two idiots hurt themselves.
Klus then used his psychic powers to lift up DK.
DK: Oh boy.
He then lunged DK towards Wario and Waluigi. The Wario Bros were struck like bowling pins.
Klus: Eh, idiots. Well, time for Cranky, opps, I mean DK Sr. to find the Crystal Star.
Klus disappeared.
Yoshi: Cranky can’t be that hard?
Luigi” He’s bigger than Petey!
Yoshi: But not as big as Bowser when he grows full height. How does he get that big anyway?
Mario: Enough stalling, we have to fight him.
DK: WHAT?!
Mario: We have no choice.
A beaten Kong and he knew it, DK reluctantly agreed.
DK: Okay!
Play Music: Donkey Kong 64 Final Boss Song
The heroes charged straight for the younger Cranky. Yoshi fired eggs but they just bounce off Cranky. Cranky grabbed Yoshi and threw him high in the air.
Yoshi: WHACK!
Wario then headbutt Cranky causing him to lose his balance.
Mario: I got it.
Mario pulled out his hammer and used Quake Hammer to knock DK over.
Mario: DK, now!
DK then got on Cranky’s head and started rapidly punch him. Cranky then came too, grabbed DK, and threw him toward Mario. They collided.
Cranky: (roars)
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi threw more eggs at Cranky and they went into his mouth. Cranky started coughing.
Yoshi: Luigi, do your thing.
Luigi then performed Thunderhand to shock the King Kong poser.
Waluigi: We got him now!
However, Cranky then slammed the ground to cause a giant shockwave.
Wario: I wonder how are the other apes handling.
Diddy’s group wasn’t having much success fighting Crump in his Magnus von Grapple 3.0. Lanky was out of commission and Kiddy was trapped in a force field bubble so he couldn’t escape. Only Diddy and Chunky were left to fight.
Diddy: We have got to do something.
Chunky: Chunky has an idea.
He pulled out an orange grenade and threw it and Crump’s robot. The robot took some damage.
Crump: You think you apes have a chance, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Crump’s robot then revealed a vacuum. Crump flew away and then used the vacuum to suck some of the readers who are reading this story.
Crump: Again I say, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Crump’s robot then started firing the readers as ammo. Diddy and Chunky had to move fast to get out of the way.
Diddy (sarcastically): Great, now he’s broke the fourth wall by doing that.
Diddy pulled out his peanut popguns and started firing rounds at the robot’s windshield.
Crump: Elephant food? What an idiot.
Chunky then pulled out his Pineapple Launcher and started firing. The pineapples were stronger so they cracked the windshield. Crump didn’t take notice however, he was still gloating.
Crump: A pineapple? You stupid little tw….
Geno: GENO FLASH!
Geno performed Geno Flash to break the windshield and damage the robot.
Diddy: Thanks.
Geno: The pleasure is mine, ally.
Crump: I want my mommy!
Mallow: Shocker!
The lighting attacks struck the controls of the robot. The robot began to short circuit and eventually, blows up. Crump was sent flying in the air.
Crump: Looks like Lord Crump is blasting off again!
There was then a star where he disappeared into the sky.
Diddy: Well, that takes care of one problem. But first….
Diddy gave Lanky some watermelon to heal him. And Kiddy was also free from the bubble.
Diddy: Now we can go find the others.
Mario and friends were still fighting the enlarged, young Cranky Kong. But they weren’t doing so well. Yoshi fainted, Wario had his butt stuck in the ground when Cranky smashed him and Waluigi was blasted off. That part happened when Waluigi threw a bomb but Cranky caught it and threw it back at him. Mario, Luigi, and DK were still standing strongly.
Luigi (panicking): What are we going to do?
Mario: This.
Mario grabbed Luigi and then performed Swing Bros to throw Luigi at Cranky. The attack damaged Cranky as Luigi landed safely. Mario then came up to Cranky, and threw a fireball to burn Cranky.
Cranky: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cranky was ticked now he grabbed Luigi and it was his turn to fly in the air.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
He then disappeared into the sky.
Wario: Um, guys. I’M STILL STUCK BY MY BUTT!
Cranky smashed Wario some more and that caused Wario to be stuck all the way in the ground.
Wario: mmmph!
DK: Cranky stop this madness this instant. This isn’t like you.
DK pulled a tree out of its roots and swung it at Cranky. Cranky grabbed it with ease since he was much stronger and swung it at DK. The tree hits DK and he was sent flying into a rock and fainted.
Mario: NO!
Cranky then saw his moment. His most hated foe was all alone and defenseless. He now had his chance.
Cranky: (growls)
Mario only had one shot.
Mario: DK Sr., I know we never exactly got along. I know putting you in a cage because of revenge is wrong. But please listen to me. You’re not evil or useless if that’s what you think. You don’t have to be young to prove anything. Look at me. I’m thirty now but I still do things to help others. You know you don’t want to hurt my friends and you know you don’t want to be under Klus’ control. Deep down you know that.
Cranky then stopped and began to wonder.
Mario: I mean look around. Is this what you have to do?
Cranky looked around. He saw the unconscious Yoshi he had knock out. He saw the elf eared human still buried underground. And at last, he saw his son he smashed into a rock. Cranky’s eyes became teary.
Cranky (tearily): Son.
Mario: Now DK Sr., you know this isn’t why you were brought into this world. And I know I am also responsible for this. So I’m sorry.
That was all Cranky had to hear. He started crying as tears slide down his face.
Cranky: I’m sorry too.
Cranky then began to shrink down in size and get older in age until he returned to normal. Yoshi and DK started coming too, a bit wobbly though. Wario managed to unbury himself from the ground. Luigi and Waluigi returned but they were arguing.
Waluigi: For the last time it’s pronounced to-MAY-to!
Luigi: It’s to-MA-to!
Waluigi: To…. Hey the where did the King Kong poser go?
Luigi: Cranky reverted back to normal.
DK: Finally.
The rest of heroes then arrived.
Diddy: Man, we missed all the action.
Mallow: Good. I never liked the movie King Kong.
Cranky: Thanks Jumpman.
DK: Pops, its Mario now.
Cranky (snapped): Be quiet!
Cranky then hit DK with his walking stick that just came out of nowhere.
DK: I thought this incident would make you much nicer.
Cranky: What are you an idiot? Yes, part of the reason I’m always cranky was because of Mario here and that I’m not as young as I used to be. But I’m still Cranky because that’s just who I am.
DK: Oh boy.
Luigi: Okay. We still need to find the Crystal Star.
Then a bright light appeared from the ground.
Diddy: What’s that?
Diddy dug it up and it was revealed to be another Crystal Star.
Mallow: YAY! Two down, five more to go.
Cramky: So that’s what the fuss is all about. If it will cause more calamity of my island, you guys can have. But before you guys leave, stay for lunch.
DK: Cranky, wanting guests for lunch?
Cranky hit DK again with his stick.
Mario (thinking): Soon enough, Peach.
Mario grabbed the Crystal Star and his star count is two.
Mario and his friends got another Crystal Star. Now Mario’s and Cranky’s relationship becoming better by the second, the adventurers are happy about this good ending. But what became of Crump? And what happed to Kamek after he fell into the ocean.
Kamek swam out of the water and onto the docks of DK Island.
Kamek: Good thing I’m a turtle. But I’m getting too old for this kind of….OOFFF!
Kamek fell back into the water because Crump crash landed into him.
Crump: Uh, I know I need to tell Grodus about my defeat. But…….(teary) He scares me.
Crump then threw a tantrum in public as various Kongs who passed by and made fun of him behind his back.
Diddy: I don’t the like the sound of this.
Waluigi: What’s the worse that could happen? It’s just some old man.
DK: Did you know, my father, when he was younger could easily punch a hole in your stomach, rip out your stomach, and then feed it back to you piece by piece?
Luigi slowed down considerably. Then started turning the other way.
Luigi: I guess I’ll be seeing you.
But then, Wario grabbed him.
Wario: You’re coming with us too wimpy!
Then, all of a sudden, a giant robot came crashing down near our heroes.
Waluigi: What the (censored)? What the (censored) is that piece of (censored) doing in this (censored)hole?
Yoshi: Great, now I just lost my ability to hear.
The controller of the robot revealed himself to be Harry Fatman.
Waluigi: Hey it’s that guy I did the Macarena with.
Everyone stared at Waluigi and started sweatdropping beyond belief.
Yoshi: The Macarena? You sad, sad man.
Mario: But still, you know that guy?
Waluigi: Of course, his name is Harry Fat Man.
Fatman: I told you it’s Fatman. FAT-MIN! And even then my current name is an alias. I am really…..
Fatman spun around really fast to reveal himself as Lord Crump.
Crump: Lord Crump. And I am here to get the Crystal Star and eliminate you fools.
Luigi and Chunky, being the more cowardly heroes, started running away but they both crashed into a tree. However, Mario wasn’t worried.
Mario: He’s just some guy. And his robots aren’t that hard to defeat.
Crump: We’ll see about that!
Just then, another loud roar was heard.
DK: Guys, something is making that scream. We need to spilt up.
Diddy: I guess I can fight the fat idiot in the robot.
Lanky: Me too.
Chunky: Me four.
Kiddy: (blows raspberry)
Mario: Okay, everyone else. Let’s-a go!
Meanwhile back in town, Geno and Mallow were still reviewing what they saw.
Geno: So we’ve got a situation that was in the past.
Mallow: Do you know anything about it?
Geno: No, friend.
Just then they saw a group of Kongs listening on the radio. The duo went to them.
Mallow: What’s going on?
The Kong who answered him was a macaque.
Macaque: There is some kind of problem going on.
Radio Announcer: According to eye witnesses of the scene, there is a huge gorilla rampaging on the island. Rumor has it, that this large gorilla looks like a younger Cranky Kong, the rude, old man who makes scientific potions.
Geno: Something tells me the others are going to stop him. We should help.
The duo left the scene.
Mario’s group were still looking until they saw a bunch of apes and monkeys running away from something. A tamarin then screamed…
Tamarin: Run for your life! You’re not safe.
Yoshi: I think we’ve found the source of our scream.
The group went through the rummage of this area. They found Cranky Kong as he was many years ago. Except, while he was only three times bigger than Mario, he was now ten times bigger.
Luigi: Mommy.
Klus then appeared in front of our heroes.
DK: That’s the Koopa who came out of the bushes.
Wario: This is Klus, please.
Klus: Correct fool! (Looks at DK) Ah, you are the son of that old man. I brainwashed you so well. You and your friends would have made an excellent addition to my team.
DK: Stuff it! What did you do to Cranky?
Klus: Nothing but what he wanted. He wanted to young again. He wanted it. But of course with my brilliant self, I had to put him under my control. So I gave him a possessed youth Mushroom and ta-da. Cranky is young again and I have a powerful unit.
DK: NO!
DK came charging up to Klus.
Luigi: DK, no!
Wario: C’mon, Waluigi. Let’s be heroes too.
Wario and Waluigi then charged toward Klus.
Luigi: You guys…
Yoshi: Eh, let those two idiots hurt themselves.
Klus then used his psychic powers to lift up DK.
DK: Oh boy.
He then lunged DK towards Wario and Waluigi. The Wario Bros were struck like bowling pins.
Klus: Eh, idiots. Well, time for Cranky, opps, I mean DK Sr. to find the Crystal Star.
Klus disappeared.
Yoshi: Cranky can’t be that hard?
Luigi” He’s bigger than Petey!
Yoshi: But not as big as Bowser when he grows full height. How does he get that big anyway?
Mario: Enough stalling, we have to fight him.
DK: WHAT?!
Mario: We have no choice.
A beaten Kong and he knew it, DK reluctantly agreed.
DK: Okay!
Play Music: Donkey Kong 64 Final Boss Song
The heroes charged straight for the younger Cranky. Yoshi fired eggs but they just bounce off Cranky. Cranky grabbed Yoshi and threw him high in the air.
Yoshi: WHACK!
Wario then headbutt Cranky causing him to lose his balance.
Mario: I got it.
Mario pulled out his hammer and used Quake Hammer to knock DK over.
Mario: DK, now!
DK then got on Cranky’s head and started rapidly punch him. Cranky then came too, grabbed DK, and threw him toward Mario. They collided.
Cranky: (roars)
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi threw more eggs at Cranky and they went into his mouth. Cranky started coughing.
Yoshi: Luigi, do your thing.
Luigi then performed Thunderhand to shock the King Kong poser.
Waluigi: We got him now!
However, Cranky then slammed the ground to cause a giant shockwave.
Wario: I wonder how are the other apes handling.
Diddy’s group wasn’t having much success fighting Crump in his Magnus von Grapple 3.0. Lanky was out of commission and Kiddy was trapped in a force field bubble so he couldn’t escape. Only Diddy and Chunky were left to fight.
Diddy: We have got to do something.
Chunky: Chunky has an idea.
He pulled out an orange grenade and threw it and Crump’s robot. The robot took some damage.
Crump: You think you apes have a chance, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Crump’s robot then revealed a vacuum. Crump flew away and then used the vacuum to suck some of the readers who are reading this story.
Crump: Again I say, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Crump’s robot then started firing the readers as ammo. Diddy and Chunky had to move fast to get out of the way.
Diddy (sarcastically): Great, now he’s broke the fourth wall by doing that.
Diddy pulled out his peanut popguns and started firing rounds at the robot’s windshield.
Crump: Elephant food? What an idiot.
Chunky then pulled out his Pineapple Launcher and started firing. The pineapples were stronger so they cracked the windshield. Crump didn’t take notice however, he was still gloating.
Crump: A pineapple? You stupid little tw….
Geno: GENO FLASH!
Geno performed Geno Flash to break the windshield and damage the robot.
Diddy: Thanks.
Geno: The pleasure is mine, ally.
Crump: I want my mommy!
Mallow: Shocker!
The lighting attacks struck the controls of the robot. The robot began to short circuit and eventually, blows up. Crump was sent flying in the air.
Crump: Looks like Lord Crump is blasting off again!
There was then a star where he disappeared into the sky.
Diddy: Well, that takes care of one problem. But first….
Diddy gave Lanky some watermelon to heal him. And Kiddy was also free from the bubble.
Diddy: Now we can go find the others.
Mario and friends were still fighting the enlarged, young Cranky Kong. But they weren’t doing so well. Yoshi fainted, Wario had his butt stuck in the ground when Cranky smashed him and Waluigi was blasted off. That part happened when Waluigi threw a bomb but Cranky caught it and threw it back at him. Mario, Luigi, and DK were still standing strongly.
Luigi (panicking): What are we going to do?
Mario: This.
Mario grabbed Luigi and then performed Swing Bros to throw Luigi at Cranky. The attack damaged Cranky as Luigi landed safely. Mario then came up to Cranky, and threw a fireball to burn Cranky.
Cranky: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cranky was ticked now he grabbed Luigi and it was his turn to fly in the air.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
He then disappeared into the sky.
Wario: Um, guys. I’M STILL STUCK BY MY BUTT!
Cranky smashed Wario some more and that caused Wario to be stuck all the way in the ground.
Wario: mmmph!
DK: Cranky stop this madness this instant. This isn’t like you.
DK pulled a tree out of its roots and swung it at Cranky. Cranky grabbed it with ease since he was much stronger and swung it at DK. The tree hits DK and he was sent flying into a rock and fainted.
Mario: NO!
Cranky then saw his moment. His most hated foe was all alone and defenseless. He now had his chance.
Cranky: (growls)
Mario only had one shot.
Mario: DK Sr., I know we never exactly got along. I know putting you in a cage because of revenge is wrong. But please listen to me. You’re not evil or useless if that’s what you think. You don’t have to be young to prove anything. Look at me. I’m thirty now but I still do things to help others. You know you don’t want to hurt my friends and you know you don’t want to be under Klus’ control. Deep down you know that.
Cranky then stopped and began to wonder.
Mario: I mean look around. Is this what you have to do?
Cranky looked around. He saw the unconscious Yoshi he had knock out. He saw the elf eared human still buried underground. And at last, he saw his son he smashed into a rock. Cranky’s eyes became teary.
Cranky (tearily): Son.
Mario: Now DK Sr., you know this isn’t why you were brought into this world. And I know I am also responsible for this. So I’m sorry.
That was all Cranky had to hear. He started crying as tears slide down his face.
Cranky: I’m sorry too.
Cranky then began to shrink down in size and get older in age until he returned to normal. Yoshi and DK started coming too, a bit wobbly though. Wario managed to unbury himself from the ground. Luigi and Waluigi returned but they were arguing.
Waluigi: For the last time it’s pronounced to-MAY-to!
Luigi: It’s to-MA-to!
Waluigi: To…. Hey the where did the King Kong poser go?
Luigi: Cranky reverted back to normal.
DK: Finally.
The rest of heroes then arrived.
Diddy: Man, we missed all the action.
Mallow: Good. I never liked the movie King Kong.
Cranky: Thanks Jumpman.
DK: Pops, its Mario now.
Cranky (snapped): Be quiet!
Cranky then hit DK with his walking stick that just came out of nowhere.
DK: I thought this incident would make you much nicer.
Cranky: What are you an idiot? Yes, part of the reason I’m always cranky was because of Mario here and that I’m not as young as I used to be. But I’m still Cranky because that’s just who I am.
DK: Oh boy.
Luigi: Okay. We still need to find the Crystal Star.
Then a bright light appeared from the ground.
Diddy: What’s that?
Diddy dug it up and it was revealed to be another Crystal Star.
Mallow: YAY! Two down, five more to go.
Cramky: So that’s what the fuss is all about. If it will cause more calamity of my island, you guys can have. But before you guys leave, stay for lunch.
DK: Cranky, wanting guests for lunch?
Cranky hit DK again with his stick.
Mario (thinking): Soon enough, Peach.
Mario grabbed the Crystal Star and his star count is two.
Mario and his friends got another Crystal Star. Now Mario’s and Cranky’s relationship becoming better by the second, the adventurers are happy about this good ending. But what became of Crump? And what happed to Kamek after he fell into the ocean.
Kamek swam out of the water and onto the docks of DK Island.
Kamek: Good thing I’m a turtle. But I’m getting too old for this kind of….OOFFF!
Kamek fell back into the water because Crump crash landed into him.
Crump: Uh, I know I need to tell Grodus about my defeat. But…….(teary) He scares me.
Crump then threw a tantrum in public as various Kongs who passed by and made fun of him behind his back.
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Fan Creations / Re: Super Mario Bros X: The Great One
« on: November 05, 2005, 03:55:06 PM »
On another part of DK Island, Geno and Mallow were trying to get some information about the Crystal Stars from the locals. But they were unable to get anything. Then a young aye-aye along with his mother came up to Geno.
Aye-Aye: Mommy, look a talking doll. Can I have you?
Geno: Ah, um….
Mallow: Um no. Uh I’m giving him to a little friend of mine.
Mom Aye-Aye: Don’t worry son I’ll get you a doll for your birthday.
The family left.
Geno: Thanks. I didn’t know what to do.
Mallow: No problem. But we still haven’t gotten any clues about the Crystal Stars.
Then the duo saw a ball of white light. It similar to the white light Yoshi saw earlier.
Geno: That’s odd.
Then all of a sudden, Geno and Mallow were engulfed in the light. When they came to, they found that they were in a different area. Now they were at a place populated by Koopas wearing Mayan like clothing. It looks like they were in another time period to.
Mallow: Where are we?
Geno: I don’t know. But I don’t like the looks of this.
Mallow: Maybe we should investigate.
They walked around for awhile until they saw two particular Koopas. One was a large muscular Koopa with a red shell. The other was Magikoopa wearing a brown robe. They were speaking to an audience.
Strong Koopa: My fellow Koopas. We must arise to raise our country from our poverty.
Magikoopa: This is true. But we must find a way how. Our warriors are too small in numbers to declare war on anyone.
Strong Koopa: But alas. It seems we have found someone to help us. A strong, wise man capable of using extreme magic. He shall save us from our despair.
That got cheers and applause from the audience.
Strong Koopa: And here he comes now.
Before this person could reveal himself, Geno and Mallow were warped back to present day DK Island.
Mallow: What was that about?
Geno: I don’t think that was just an ordinary dream. We should tell the others.
Meanwhile, Mario and company were being escorted by the heroes of DK Island. Of course, Mario and friends didn’t know that the Kongs were brainwashed by Klus. They wounded up being a Fungi Forest.
Yoshi (to Luigi): I told you even this place had a Mushroom-themed area.
Luigi: Hmph!
Mario was telling DK about what was happening.
Mario: So were after this fool named Klus. He’s trying to get the Crystal Stars in order to revive the “Great Oneâ€. Whoever that is.
DK: Oh really.
Wario: Yeah, this guy sounds nothing but an idiot if you asked me.
Yoshi: You don’t know how tough he is.
Waluigi: If he kicked your butts, he mustn’t be that tough.
The group wounded up in an empty clearing with no one around.
Mario: Finding the Crystal Star will be tougher than I thought. Oh well, let’s go to another area.
DK: I think not!
Then all of a sudden, DK threw a punch at Mario but Mario dodged it.
Mario: What’s wrong with you.
Diddy: We have been ordered by Klus to eradicate you.
Luigi: But, you guys are good guys. Why would you do this?
Then DK, Diddy, Lanky, Chunky, and Kiddy stood in a straight line. Their eyes turned blood red again.
Yoshi: Oh great. They’re possessed.
Mario: Fight it you guys. Klus is taking advantage of you.
DK: NEVER!
Wario: We have no choice. We have to fight these monkeys. (about Chunky) I got big one right there.
Chunky: Chunky will crush ugly elf-looking guy.
Yoshi: I got your back Mario. Especially against clown boy over there.
Lanky: Wanna make something of it.
Luigi: I guess I should tackle Diddy.
Diddy: Bring it on old man!
Waluigi(whining): Why do have take on a baby?!
Kiddy: (blows raspberry)
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
DK: I went on a journey and kicked the butts of many kings. I’m not gonna lose. ATTACK!
Play Music: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Pig Boss Song
DK wasted no time trying to Simian Slam Mario but Mario dodged it with ease. Mario fired fireballs but DK clapped at them to make them go out. DK slammed the ground to cause a shockwave but Mario jumped over it.
DK: Oh yeah, take this!
DK used his roll attack to send Mario in the air. Mario came back with butt slam attack from the air.
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
Luigi was facing off with Diddy. Diddy fired some peanuts from his popgun. The first few missed Luigi, but last ones hit him.
Luigi: I can’t believe they actually hurt.
Diddy then used his Chimpy Charge, but it missed Luigi. Luigi countered back with a Green Missle. It hit Diddy.
Diddy: Take this old man!
Luigi: Will you stop calling me old man?
Diddy then spun around real fast with his tail stretch out to cause a shockwave. It hit Luigi and he landed in a tree.
Yoshi threw eggs at Lanky but Lanky moved out of the way. Yoshi was mad.
Yoshi: You think you’re better than me?
Lanky: Oblah!
Yoshi sweatdropped. However, he failed to realize that Lanky said that to distract Yoshi. Lanky came up to Yoshi with a fierce arm slap attack. Yoshi fired more eggs at Lanky. They hit him and he went tumbling back.
Wario and Chunky were in a grip-lock. They both then let go of each other.
Chunky: Ugly, elf man is strong. But Chunky is stronger.
Wario: I AM NOT AN ELF!
Wario then thought of something clever. He turned around and slapped his own butt like he will in Super Mario Strikers. His butt then jiggled. And it was a really nasty sight. Chunky couldn’t stand.
Chunky: AH! IT BURNS!
Then Wario used his dash punch to knock Chunky down.
Wario: That trick works every time.
Chunky came to, and then he smashed Wario on the head. This attack sends Wario stuck in the ground.
Wario:… Ouch.
Waluigi was doing poorly against Kiddy. Kiddy was much stronger than him.
Waluigi: Stupid baby. I can’t believe I’m being whupped by a baby.
Kiddy then grabbed Waluigi then started using Waluigi as a jump rope.
Waluigi: WAWAWAWA!
When Kiddy was done, he threw Waluigi in a tree.
Waluigi(thinking): There’s got to be something I can use to help me pound that brat.
Waluigi then had an idea. He stuck his finger in his mouth. Kiddy Kong came charging up to Waluigi but Waluigi grabbed him and gave Kiddy a Wet Willy.
Waluigi: WET WILLY!
Doing this caused Kiddy Kong to throw a tantrum.
Waluigi: Aw poor baby. (blows raspberry)
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still going at it. Mario then found a rock the size of a baseball.
Mario: It might not do much, but I got no choice.
Mario grabbed the rock and threw it at DK. DK saw his chance. He jumped up and did a flip kick at rock. The rock then went back to Mario. It hits Mario and he was seeing stars.
Mario(dizzily): Wha…
DK then rapidly punch Mario like he does in Jungle Beat. Mario came to, but he was still a bit woozy. After all, he just punch a gorilla.
DK: Had enough?
Mario: Never.
Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was talking to some Kremlings with a King K.Rool tied up in ropes. Klus was using magic to show the Kremlings the battle between Mario’s team and DK’s team.
Klus: See K.Rool. I’ve got DK under MY possession. Now him and Mario will fight each other to the death. It seems like I make a better Kremling leader than you.
As soon as he finished, the Kremlings’ eyes were also blood red. K.Rool was furious.
K.Rool: How dare you set foot on my property and attack me! How dare you.
Klus: Hey. I’m just getting back what the Koopas lost hundred of years ago. But at least you get the honor of watching your archenemy dying in front of you.
K.Rool hung his head down in shame. He wanted to be the one to destroy Donkey Kong. Not some simple looking Koopa. Klus, however, was enjoying all of this.
Klus: So if you value your free will, you will lend me your ship.
K.Rool (knowing he was defeated): Fine.
Klus: See, giving in to a better is always the smart thing to do. I will send some of my minions to control the ship. But first, I’ve got something to finish back on DK island
Meanwhile, Luigi and Diddy were nearly plump exhausted. Diddy tried to use another Chimpy Charge but Luigi barely dodged it.
Luigi(thinking): He needs to snapped out of his state of else.
Luigi used Super Flame but Diddy dodged it.
Diddy: Why don’t you just quit now pops?
Luigi had enough of evil Diddy’s comments. He then used Green Missile again. However, this one was a misfire. The misfired Green Missile hit Diddy and he was sent flying into a tree. Diddy got back up but he was weakened.
Diddy: Well played… old man….
Then Diddy Kong fainted and black smoke flew out of him.
Yoshi and Lanky were still fighting. Neither one of them would show anything signs of qutting.
Yoshi(thinking): There must be something I can do to defeat this guy.
However, Yoshi saw that Lanky was running towards something. He saw that Lanky was running toward a Crystal Coconut.
Yoshi: I guess that’s it.
Yoshi then started running toward it. Even though Yoshi was faster Lanky had a head start. Lanky was about to get to it first.
Yoshi: NO!
Then thinking quickly, Yoshi threw an egg. It hit Lanky and he tripped. Yoshi then saw his chance. He grabbed the Coconut.
Yoshi: Fire Breathe.
Yoshi then used the coconut’s power to breathe fire like he did in Super Mario 64 DS. The breath hit and burned Lanky.
Lanky: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, Lanky Kong fainted and smoke came out of him
Meanwhile, Wario and Chunky were still going at it.
Chunky: Stupid human.
Wario: Stupid ape.
Chunky then let out a huge burp that caused a shockwave. Wario tried to jump but since he’s not a jump he hurt badly.
Wario: &^%^%
Chunky: Potty mouth.
Wario(thinking): Wait a minute. Potty mouth, THAT’S IT!
Wario came up with a plan. He ate some garlic he had. Chunky came charging to Wario but Wario burped in Chunky’s face. The smell was unbearable to Chunky.
Chunky: ARGH!
Chunky then back away and fainted from the smell. Smoke appeared out of Chunky (nah really)
Meanwhile, Waluigi was getting his butt kick by Kiddy.
Waluigi: How can I lose? There must be a way to defeat him.
Kiddy grabbed Waluigi and threw him as if he was a stick.
Waluigi: I can’t hold out much longer.
Then Waluigi figured something out. He came up to Kiddy, grabbed him, and he gave him the weakness of all small children.
He gave him a spanking!
Kiddy: (crying)
Waluigi: Take this and this, and some of this!
Kiddy couldn’t take it as you-know-what appeared out of him.
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still fighting, but neither of them would quit.
Mario: DK, try to remember.
Mario jumped out of the way of DK’s punch.
Mario: Remember when we became friends.
Mario rolled out of the way of DK’s headbutt.
Mario: C’mon. REMEMBER!
DK suddenly stopped in his tracks. He then had a flashback of a younger Mario apologizing to a younger DK.
DK: Huh, what.
Then DK fainted.
Meanwhile in Cranky’s house, Klus showed Cranky the fight between Mario’s team and DK’s team. He also saw DK fainting. This made Cranky furious.
Cranky: That stupid human! How dare him.
Klus: I’m sorry it didn’t turn out the way it was suppose to be.
Cranky: Now who’s going to protect the island from that fool.
Klus: Perhaps I can be of service.
Klus pulled out a silver colored Mushroom.
Cranky: What good will that do?
Klus: You know mushrooms restore health or make you bigger? This one will make you five times your size. You’ll also be five times stronger than you were in your prime. You can use this to stopped the human and his allies in their tracks and save the island.
Cranky thought about this. But eventually, he agreed.
Cranky: Thanks friend. I don’t know what I would do without you.
Klus: No problem legend. No problem.
Meanwhile, Mario and friends were checking on the fallen Kongs.
Yoshi: Oh man. I hope there not you know…pushing up daisies.
Wario: Pushing up daisies? You should be more worried about them being dead!
Yoshi:…
Mario and Luigi had just finished checking up on them.
Yoshi: How are they?
Mario: Amazingly enough, they don’t seem to be harmed in any way, shape, or form.
Luigi: It seems like that the black smoke that came out of them were the ones that took our abused.
Soon the Kongs started coming too.
Diddy: What happened?
Lanky: Beats me.
DK: Last thing I remembered was a gold shelled Koopa Troopa coming out of some bushes and chanting some sort of spell.
Mario: You mean you guys don’t remember?
Chunky: Remember what?
Mario told them what happened.
DK: Nobody possesses me and gets away with it! Where’s Klus?
Luigi: Calm down. We’ll find them.
Then there was a loud roaring at a distance.
Waluigi: What was that?!
Yoshi: Beats me.
However, Mario and DK recognized that roar.
DK: That sounds like Cranky when he was younger.
Mario: I have a bad feeling of this.
Meanwhile, Klus was riding a very large gorilla with blood red eyes.
Klus: Yes my friend. Now that you’re younger and stronger, you should have no trouble defeating Mario and serving only me. Good thing I had the silver possessing mushroom.
Younger Cranky/DK Sr.: Yes master.
Aye-Aye: Mommy, look a talking doll. Can I have you?
Geno: Ah, um….
Mallow: Um no. Uh I’m giving him to a little friend of mine.
Mom Aye-Aye: Don’t worry son I’ll get you a doll for your birthday.
The family left.
Geno: Thanks. I didn’t know what to do.
Mallow: No problem. But we still haven’t gotten any clues about the Crystal Stars.
Then the duo saw a ball of white light. It similar to the white light Yoshi saw earlier.
Geno: That’s odd.
Then all of a sudden, Geno and Mallow were engulfed in the light. When they came to, they found that they were in a different area. Now they were at a place populated by Koopas wearing Mayan like clothing. It looks like they were in another time period to.
Mallow: Where are we?
Geno: I don’t know. But I don’t like the looks of this.
Mallow: Maybe we should investigate.
They walked around for awhile until they saw two particular Koopas. One was a large muscular Koopa with a red shell. The other was Magikoopa wearing a brown robe. They were speaking to an audience.
Strong Koopa: My fellow Koopas. We must arise to raise our country from our poverty.
Magikoopa: This is true. But we must find a way how. Our warriors are too small in numbers to declare war on anyone.
Strong Koopa: But alas. It seems we have found someone to help us. A strong, wise man capable of using extreme magic. He shall save us from our despair.
That got cheers and applause from the audience.
Strong Koopa: And here he comes now.
Before this person could reveal himself, Geno and Mallow were warped back to present day DK Island.
Mallow: What was that about?
Geno: I don’t think that was just an ordinary dream. We should tell the others.
Meanwhile, Mario and company were being escorted by the heroes of DK Island. Of course, Mario and friends didn’t know that the Kongs were brainwashed by Klus. They wounded up being a Fungi Forest.
Yoshi (to Luigi): I told you even this place had a Mushroom-themed area.
Luigi: Hmph!
Mario was telling DK about what was happening.
Mario: So were after this fool named Klus. He’s trying to get the Crystal Stars in order to revive the “Great Oneâ€. Whoever that is.
DK: Oh really.
Wario: Yeah, this guy sounds nothing but an idiot if you asked me.
Yoshi: You don’t know how tough he is.
Waluigi: If he kicked your butts, he mustn’t be that tough.
The group wounded up in an empty clearing with no one around.
Mario: Finding the Crystal Star will be tougher than I thought. Oh well, let’s go to another area.
DK: I think not!
Then all of a sudden, DK threw a punch at Mario but Mario dodged it.
Mario: What’s wrong with you.
Diddy: We have been ordered by Klus to eradicate you.
Luigi: But, you guys are good guys. Why would you do this?
Then DK, Diddy, Lanky, Chunky, and Kiddy stood in a straight line. Their eyes turned blood red again.
Yoshi: Oh great. They’re possessed.
Mario: Fight it you guys. Klus is taking advantage of you.
DK: NEVER!
Wario: We have no choice. We have to fight these monkeys. (about Chunky) I got big one right there.
Chunky: Chunky will crush ugly elf-looking guy.
Yoshi: I got your back Mario. Especially against clown boy over there.
Lanky: Wanna make something of it.
Luigi: I guess I should tackle Diddy.
Diddy: Bring it on old man!
Waluigi(whining): Why do have take on a baby?!
Kiddy: (blows raspberry)
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
DK: I went on a journey and kicked the butts of many kings. I’m not gonna lose. ATTACK!
Play Music: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Pig Boss Song
DK wasted no time trying to Simian Slam Mario but Mario dodged it with ease. Mario fired fireballs but DK clapped at them to make them go out. DK slammed the ground to cause a shockwave but Mario jumped over it.
DK: Oh yeah, take this!
DK used his roll attack to send Mario in the air. Mario came back with butt slam attack from the air.
Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.
Luigi was facing off with Diddy. Diddy fired some peanuts from his popgun. The first few missed Luigi, but last ones hit him.
Luigi: I can’t believe they actually hurt.
Diddy then used his Chimpy Charge, but it missed Luigi. Luigi countered back with a Green Missle. It hit Diddy.
Diddy: Take this old man!
Luigi: Will you stop calling me old man?
Diddy then spun around real fast with his tail stretch out to cause a shockwave. It hit Luigi and he landed in a tree.
Yoshi threw eggs at Lanky but Lanky moved out of the way. Yoshi was mad.
Yoshi: You think you’re better than me?
Lanky: Oblah!
Yoshi sweatdropped. However, he failed to realize that Lanky said that to distract Yoshi. Lanky came up to Yoshi with a fierce arm slap attack. Yoshi fired more eggs at Lanky. They hit him and he went tumbling back.
Wario and Chunky were in a grip-lock. They both then let go of each other.
Chunky: Ugly, elf man is strong. But Chunky is stronger.
Wario: I AM NOT AN ELF!
Wario then thought of something clever. He turned around and slapped his own butt like he will in Super Mario Strikers. His butt then jiggled. And it was a really nasty sight. Chunky couldn’t stand.
Chunky: AH! IT BURNS!
Then Wario used his dash punch to knock Chunky down.
Wario: That trick works every time.
Chunky came to, and then he smashed Wario on the head. This attack sends Wario stuck in the ground.
Wario:… Ouch.
Waluigi was doing poorly against Kiddy. Kiddy was much stronger than him.
Waluigi: Stupid baby. I can’t believe I’m being whupped by a baby.
Kiddy then grabbed Waluigi then started using Waluigi as a jump rope.
Waluigi: WAWAWAWA!
When Kiddy was done, he threw Waluigi in a tree.
Waluigi(thinking): There’s got to be something I can use to help me pound that brat.
Waluigi then had an idea. He stuck his finger in his mouth. Kiddy Kong came charging up to Waluigi but Waluigi grabbed him and gave Kiddy a Wet Willy.
Waluigi: WET WILLY!
Doing this caused Kiddy Kong to throw a tantrum.
Waluigi: Aw poor baby. (blows raspberry)
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still going at it. Mario then found a rock the size of a baseball.
Mario: It might not do much, but I got no choice.
Mario grabbed the rock and threw it at DK. DK saw his chance. He jumped up and did a flip kick at rock. The rock then went back to Mario. It hits Mario and he was seeing stars.
Mario(dizzily): Wha…
DK then rapidly punch Mario like he does in Jungle Beat. Mario came to, but he was still a bit woozy. After all, he just punch a gorilla.
DK: Had enough?
Mario: Never.
Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was talking to some Kremlings with a King K.Rool tied up in ropes. Klus was using magic to show the Kremlings the battle between Mario’s team and DK’s team.
Klus: See K.Rool. I’ve got DK under MY possession. Now him and Mario will fight each other to the death. It seems like I make a better Kremling leader than you.
As soon as he finished, the Kremlings’ eyes were also blood red. K.Rool was furious.
K.Rool: How dare you set foot on my property and attack me! How dare you.
Klus: Hey. I’m just getting back what the Koopas lost hundred of years ago. But at least you get the honor of watching your archenemy dying in front of you.
K.Rool hung his head down in shame. He wanted to be the one to destroy Donkey Kong. Not some simple looking Koopa. Klus, however, was enjoying all of this.
Klus: So if you value your free will, you will lend me your ship.
K.Rool (knowing he was defeated): Fine.
Klus: See, giving in to a better is always the smart thing to do. I will send some of my minions to control the ship. But first, I’ve got something to finish back on DK island
Meanwhile, Luigi and Diddy were nearly plump exhausted. Diddy tried to use another Chimpy Charge but Luigi barely dodged it.
Luigi(thinking): He needs to snapped out of his state of else.
Luigi used Super Flame but Diddy dodged it.
Diddy: Why don’t you just quit now pops?
Luigi had enough of evil Diddy’s comments. He then used Green Missile again. However, this one was a misfire. The misfired Green Missile hit Diddy and he was sent flying into a tree. Diddy got back up but he was weakened.
Diddy: Well played… old man….
Then Diddy Kong fainted and black smoke flew out of him.
Yoshi and Lanky were still fighting. Neither one of them would show anything signs of qutting.
Yoshi(thinking): There must be something I can do to defeat this guy.
However, Yoshi saw that Lanky was running towards something. He saw that Lanky was running toward a Crystal Coconut.
Yoshi: I guess that’s it.
Yoshi then started running toward it. Even though Yoshi was faster Lanky had a head start. Lanky was about to get to it first.
Yoshi: NO!
Then thinking quickly, Yoshi threw an egg. It hit Lanky and he tripped. Yoshi then saw his chance. He grabbed the Coconut.
Yoshi: Fire Breathe.
Yoshi then used the coconut’s power to breathe fire like he did in Super Mario 64 DS. The breath hit and burned Lanky.
Lanky: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, Lanky Kong fainted and smoke came out of him
Meanwhile, Wario and Chunky were still going at it.
Chunky: Stupid human.
Wario: Stupid ape.
Chunky then let out a huge burp that caused a shockwave. Wario tried to jump but since he’s not a jump he hurt badly.
Wario: &^%^%
Chunky: Potty mouth.
Wario(thinking): Wait a minute. Potty mouth, THAT’S IT!
Wario came up with a plan. He ate some garlic he had. Chunky came charging to Wario but Wario burped in Chunky’s face. The smell was unbearable to Chunky.
Chunky: ARGH!
Chunky then back away and fainted from the smell. Smoke appeared out of Chunky (nah really)
Meanwhile, Waluigi was getting his butt kick by Kiddy.
Waluigi: How can I lose? There must be a way to defeat him.
Kiddy grabbed Waluigi and threw him as if he was a stick.
Waluigi: I can’t hold out much longer.
Then Waluigi figured something out. He came up to Kiddy, grabbed him, and he gave him the weakness of all small children.
He gave him a spanking!
Kiddy: (crying)
Waluigi: Take this and this, and some of this!
Kiddy couldn’t take it as you-know-what appeared out of him.
Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still fighting, but neither of them would quit.
Mario: DK, try to remember.
Mario jumped out of the way of DK’s punch.
Mario: Remember when we became friends.
Mario rolled out of the way of DK’s headbutt.
Mario: C’mon. REMEMBER!
DK suddenly stopped in his tracks. He then had a flashback of a younger Mario apologizing to a younger DK.
DK: Huh, what.
Then DK fainted.
Meanwhile in Cranky’s house, Klus showed Cranky the fight between Mario’s team and DK’s team. He also saw DK fainting. This made Cranky furious.
Cranky: That stupid human! How dare him.
Klus: I’m sorry it didn’t turn out the way it was suppose to be.
Cranky: Now who’s going to protect the island from that fool.
Klus: Perhaps I can be of service.
Klus pulled out a silver colored Mushroom.
Cranky: What good will that do?
Klus: You know mushrooms restore health or make you bigger? This one will make you five times your size. You’ll also be five times stronger than you were in your prime. You can use this to stopped the human and his allies in their tracks and save the island.
Cranky thought about this. But eventually, he agreed.
Cranky: Thanks friend. I don’t know what I would do without you.
Klus: No problem legend. No problem.
Meanwhile, Mario and friends were checking on the fallen Kongs.
Yoshi: Oh man. I hope there not you know…pushing up daisies.
Wario: Pushing up daisies? You should be more worried about them being dead!
Yoshi:…
Mario and Luigi had just finished checking up on them.
Yoshi: How are they?
Mario: Amazingly enough, they don’t seem to be harmed in any way, shape, or form.
Luigi: It seems like that the black smoke that came out of them were the ones that took our abused.
Soon the Kongs started coming too.
Diddy: What happened?
Lanky: Beats me.
DK: Last thing I remembered was a gold shelled Koopa Troopa coming out of some bushes and chanting some sort of spell.
Mario: You mean you guys don’t remember?
Chunky: Remember what?
Mario told them what happened.
DK: Nobody possesses me and gets away with it! Where’s Klus?
Luigi: Calm down. We’ll find them.
Then there was a loud roaring at a distance.
Waluigi: What was that?!
Yoshi: Beats me.
However, Mario and DK recognized that roar.
DK: That sounds like Cranky when he was younger.
Mario: I have a bad feeling of this.
Meanwhile, Klus was riding a very large gorilla with blood red eyes.
Klus: Yes my friend. Now that you’re younger and stronger, you should have no trouble defeating Mario and serving only me. Good thing I had the silver possessing mushroom.
Younger Cranky/DK Sr.: Yes master.
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Mario Chat / Re: waluigi.com ??
« on: October 18, 2005, 05:31:30 PM »
When Mario Tennis 64 was released it had its site (mariotennis.com) and you can get to Waluigi.com there and it was just mostly about Waluigi during Mario Tennis
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