Author Topic: Paper Bowser (Read 10960 times)

Nintendoobsessed · « **on:** September 03, 2007, 03:57:52 PM »

This will be my new story, much better and softer then the junk The Koopa Kronciles. Everything goes like Paper Mario in the beginning. Mario is invited to Peach's party, and Bowser attacks. But then everything goes in the opposite direction. You could call this a sequel of my efforts to get Paper Mario, as I know the story, and I myself have now crafted this work. I will try to make the story less complicated as well. Sorry, but this is only an announcement- the story will began sometime this week, but while your waiting, I advise reading the story Super Paper Mario 2: The Tribe of Darkness by reading, as it is a faboulous piece of work. That is all, but remember to check back!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 03, 2007, 04:23:03 PM »

Quote from: Nintendoobsessed on September 03, 2007, 03:57:52 PM

the story will began sometime this week, but while your waiting

Heh, way to screw up past, present and future tense in the same sentence. Anyway, the story sounds it might be interesting though.

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #2 on:** September 03, 2007, 06:14:17 PM »

Please don't make threads here unless you actually already have something to show.

Reading · « **Reply #3 on:** September 03, 2007, 06:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Nintendoobsessed on September 03, 2007, 03:57:52 PM

...but while your waiting, I advise reading the story Super Paper Mario 2: The Tribe of Darkness by reading, as it is a faboulous piece of work.

Gee, thanks. ^_^

SushieBoy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 03, 2007, 07:23:12 PM »

Wow, how many trashed stories do you have now?

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2007, 05:16:02 PM »

EDIT(ONE YEAR LATER): Hello. This is the corniest story I have ever written. HOWEVER. If you PM me about continuing this, I will. Just PM me. Okay?

Thank goodness! For a few hours today, I couldn't post! And the board was calling me a guest! Pure terror struck me. But now I'm back to tell a tale of paper...

(Scene opens at Mario's house, and Parakarry flutters in.)

"Mail call dweeb!" Yelled Parakarry, throwing the letter at the door. Parakarry was in a incredibly foul mood that day, Mario had not been paying his bills, and the bank had a mix-up on who the non-payer and the mail deliver was, they had sent goons that beat up Parakarry. Mario got up to get the mail. "No Mario, I'll get it." Said Luigi, shoving Mario backwards. Luigi eventully came back in with the mail. "And, I'll read it too, beacause your too dumb to read." Said Luigi. Mario glared, and was about to jump on Luigi.

DEAR MARIO,

I AM HOLDING A WONDERFUL PARTY AT MY CASTLE. I WOULD BE OVERJOYED IF YOU DIDN'T COME AS I AM TIRED OF YOU EATING ALL THE PARTY FOOD YOU SLOB. THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING.

Signed Peachy.

Mario stared at Luigi. "What?" Said Mario. "I think all in all this letter means we should come to the party." Said Luigi thoughtfully. "Okay." Said Mario. They both ran outside.

Eventully, Mario had cake in his mouth, and crumbs around his cheek, and was in Peachs castle. Mario was also a little crazy and sugar-fied from the cake. "Hey dood! You smeel like wotten Shroom cake!" Said Mario, pointing at a Dry Dry Outpost Toad right in the face. Little did Mario know he had just started a ethnic war. Mario stumbled up stairs after stairs, and eventully was in a long hallway. Mario stumbled across, right into an angry Peach. "MARIO!" She growled. Mario looked up dazed. "Huh?" He said. "I told you not to come to my party!" She said. "Well, bad ol' Luigi came too." He replied. "I wanted Luigi her-" Suddenly, the castle started to shake. Soon, the castle was in the air, and Mario looked like he might upchuck shroom cake. Bowser blasted through the window suddenly with his clown copter. "Hah hah Mario! I'm invincible! I have a STAR ROD! Woooo!" Bowser jumped down to the ground. Mario looked strangely at Bowser. "A star rod? Ewwwww!" Bowser looked confused for a moment, then he growled angrily. "Mario! You always take things the most disgusting ways!" He roared. He jumped at Mario.

BOSS BATTLE: Bowser

"Har har Mario! You can't beat me this time!" Laughed Bowser. Mario jumped on Bowser he roared angrily, then he breathed fire at Mario. It did not hurt very much. Mario jumped on Bowser again. "ARRG! That's it, I am using the star rod!" Bowser lifted the wand into the air. Right before he breathed fire again, Mario jumped on him. It hurt. "What? But, But, I have the star rod!" Cried Bowser. The Star spirits suddenly appeared. "You stole a fake Bowser!" Said Mamar. "Yes, we forsaw your pitiful attempt." Said Eldstar. "This will now end, once and for all." Said Eldstar. He blasted Bowser out of the window of the castle. Bowser fell, fell, fell.

"Bowser! Oh great king! It is us, your servants! We have been overtaken by strange, powerful enemies that have captured us in strange lands beyond the sea. As foretold, if you rescue us, we can defeat Mario with combined strength. We can tell you more on Star island. Please go there..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2007, 01:49:00 PM »

If * apperars, go to the bottom for a deeper detail, look for the star.

Bowser woke up, dazed and with a huge headache. "Where am I?" He said, getting up. He stood up, right up to a tree hitting his head. Bowser fell back to the ground.

PROLOUGE: A LOST ISLAND

The next time Bowser woke up, he had moved from the spot under the tree, to a spot 10 feet away. (?) "I'm hungry." He complained, walking into a dense forest. He had forgotten everything that had happened- wait! He remembered everything! (?) "That Mario!" He growled, while he walked into a thorn bush. The pain made him stumble backwards, right into a dark cave. The inside was made of ice, causing him to slip deeper into a cave. When he finally stopped sliding, he was in a small room-like part of the cave. Suddenly, a faint outline of the Crystal King appeared in a corner. "What-?" "I am glad you remembered what we said to you." Said the Crystal King, strangely shuddering. "What's going on? Why aren't you guarding the eggplant spirits?* The Crystal King sighed. "Powerful creatures have captured us. While we were guarding the eggplant spirits, they attacked. They have taken over all of us. But... a prophecy fortold that if you could save all 7 of us, the way to getting to the own castle you can't reach that is yours now will open- but it will be a difficult quest. The forces of Mario and the strange creatures will be after you. And you don't have much time. In 8 days, Mario will be marrying Princess Peach. It will be too late." Bowser gasped. "B-but, who should I rescue first?" He asked. "Definetly-" CRASH! Something had gotten into the cave. Bowser turned around, and gasped**.

TO BE CONTINUED...

*= Before Bowser had even planned to capture the Star Spirits, he thought that capturing the Eggplant spirits would be better.
**= Unknown to many Mario professinals, Bowser was a world-class gasper, and he loved to show it off.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2007, 02:00:15 PM »

Continuing...

A dark figure closed in. "Who are you- and you better have brought me snacks!" Said Bowser. "I'm not here to bring you snacks! I am here to kill you!" The dark figure emerged. It was King Lakitu. King Lakitu is not giant or anything. He just wears a cracked crown. "What? What kind of stupid plot twist is this?" Roared Bowser angrily. He was still hungry.* "Yes Bowser, it is I, your once loyal servant, I escaped here to this remote island to escape from you, and yet you still find me." He announced. "So, I have no choice, but to kill you." The evil** lakitu finished. Suddenly, the ice that they were both standing on broke. They both went falling into a deep chasam. At the bottom, a wide room lay. "No more interruptions! Now it is truly time to kill you!" Said Prince Lakitu. "That's great, but would you mind giving me something to EAT?" He said. Prince Lakitu glared. "You stupid oaf! You don't get it, do you?" He said in a most royal way. "No" Said Bowser. "YOU DON'T GET IT!" He walked towards King Lakitu, mouth open.

BOSS BATTLE: KING LAKITU

"Hah hah Bowser! Your fire cannot reach me when I'm up here!" He laughed. Bowser jumped! "Arrg! You fat thing- you can jump?" He gasped. King Lakitu threw a ordinary spiny at Bowser. Does little damage. Bowser jumped again! "This isn't going the way I planned... but, BEHOLD!" Shouted King Lakitu. A giant robotic cloud came from between the pages. King Lakitu jumped off his old cloud, and jumped on the new one. His old cloud flew away, crying. "Now, you shall face a painful death!" Laughed the maniacal Lakitu. Unforunately for King Lakitu, the cloud was so big, Bowser could breathe fire on it. That's what he did. King Lakitu flinched. One more fire, and King Lakitu would lose. Wait! The emergency move! KLakitu started to move backwards, away from Bowser. "Awww? You scared?" Taunted Bowser chasing the fleeing King. But it was all fake plot. Suddenly, KLakitu and his giant cloud suddenly sprang forward, right at Bowser. Bowser turned around and ran, the ice helping him to go faster. Even though the giant cloud could not reach the ground, power boosters helped the cloud gain on Bowser. Bowser, going to fast to stop, slammed into a ice wall. Icicles above him started to shake, and the KLakitu was about to crush him.

TO BE CONTINUED ON THE NEXT THRILLING EPISODE!

*= For anyone who is annoyed by Bowsers hunger, too bad. This boring joke will continue.
**= If you hate Bowser, replace "evil" with "good".

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2007, 01:09:56 PM »

I had to edit the previous episode beacause I forgot the *'s. I also changed Prince Lakitu to King Lakitu. Here we go...

And then... CRASH! A cheap incident worthy of a cheap plot happened. The giant cloud, springing forward had the top of the cloud smash the part of the wall above Bowser. The icicles fell onto the top of the cloud, (denting it) and the cave rumbled, causing Bowser to slip into the mouth of the mechinacal cloud. But the inside of the cloud was diffrent then expected. Inside, goombas were working to make the cloud work. In a guess, they're had to be at least 40*. Bowser got out of his daze quickly. Suddenly, the goombas noticed them. One of them fainted. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Roared Bowser. "We're uh... um." A goomba in the front had stepped forward, trying to explain the situation. "Why are you working in my #4** enemies machine?" He seethed. The front goomba started to speak, but he was shoved out of the way by another goomba. "Sir Bowser! We are slaves to the King! Now that you are here to rescu-" Said the foolish goomba that had been shoved out of the way. "I'm NOT here to rescue you! This is ALL an accident, and I will now leave you to whatever fate you are getting for signing up for this. The goomba turned red, a mixture of anger and embarrasment. But another goomba stepped up. One in an uniform. "Sir Bowser, perhaps you need some assistance with this King Lakitu?" He said. Bowser looked closer. "Are you... General Goomba?" Bowser already knew the answer, he just couldn't believe it. "Yes sir. It is I." Said General Goomba.*** "Amazing! I can't believe your still alive!" Remarked Bowser. "I mean, your only a stupid goomba." General Goomba was used to this kind of treatment so he just nodded. "Good... good! I order you to help me beat this monster!" Ordered Bowser. "It would be a honor." Said General Goomba.

General Goomba has joined the party!

Whenever you want to know bad things about anything, just ask General Goomba. He'll tell you all sorts of horrible, depressing stuff about anyone. How does he know all this? Years of spying! He's helpful in battle too! He can tell bad stories about the enemies, things the enemies took a long time to forget, things that will make them cry. He can also kick very hard.

"Yes!" Said Bowser. "Let's fight that cloud!" Soon enough, Bowser and General Goomba were outside. They quickly ran around the side where KLakitu was facing. "Whered you come from!" Gasped KLakitu. "I thought you gave up!" He continued, putting down a magazine. "Grr! You wish!" Said Bowser.

PROLOUGE BATTLE: KING LAKITU AND MACHEGEM

"Ha ha! Let me formally introduce you to my buddy- Machegem****, my giant mechnical cloud!" He said. Bowser clawed Machegem! Machegem got a hole in the side! It's very tiny! General Goomba told a strange story about Machegem! But Machegem's a machine! It's feelings can't be hurt! Machegem used Total Suckage! Bowser almost got sucked in! But he still got a little hurt. KLakitu is trying to find a spiny! Bowser tries to jump on Machegem, but he misses and hits KLakitu. "AH!" Yelled King Lakitu. General Goomba told a strange story about KLakitu. KLakitu can't stop crying! Machegem tried to jump on Ggoomba, but he missed! Bowser clawed Machegem! Smoke is erupting from Machegem! General Goomba kicked Machegem, but Machegem is made out of metal! GGoomba is knocked out for a turn! Machegem tried to Total suckage, but it mangaed to hurt itself! KLakitu has stopped crying! Bowser clawed Machegem as hard as he could. One more hit, and Machegem will break! Ggoomba recovered! Machegem was scared of breaking itself! It didn't do anything! KLakitu gasped. Then he got angry. "Machegem! YOu stupid piece of work! I work on you for so long! KLakitu is banging on Machegem! Machegem is about to explode! Bowser didn't do anything! He dosen't want to get hurt! RUMBLEEEE! "AHH!" Yelled King Lakitu clinging onto Machegem. "Oh wait... NO! Machegem!" BOOOM! King Lakitu went flying up into the air! He landed on the ground! Pieces of Machegem are flying everywhere, including goombas! "Oh yeah! I'm the master!" Said Bowser. King Lakitu suddenly got up. "It's not over yet Bowser! I swear... I will return, with Machegem! No! A greater machine! I swear this!" King Lakitu limped away. Suddenly, a piece of Machegem went flying into a wall, blasting a hole in the wall, a wall to outside. By now it was night time. Crystal King came floating down, looking solemen. "Bowser, did you find that battle hard?" Bowser knew the answer was yes, but... "No way!" Crystal King knew he was bluffing. "Bowser, even if he was easy, the battles up ahead will not be." Bowser thought for a moment. "Hey! After all that hard work I want one of my guardians back!" Crystal King sighed. "Bowser, that was not even one of the guardians." Bowser felt sick. "But.." "Bowser, the first of your men you need to save is the Koopa Bros. They were captured in the mysterious land south of here- Oaisis Canyon. You must hurry. The rumors on why they were captured, and who did it are strange and twisted." Bowser looked strangely at Crystal King. "Oh, and it looks like you have a companion. He will definately be able to help you. But back to importance, I will give you an ability, even if you have not saved me yet." Lights glowed around Bowser. Bowser can now use a SPECIAL power, Water swap. Now BOwser can swap water for ice. "With that, you can cross the oceans." Bowser smiled. "My power is getting weaker... you must hurry..." And the Crystal King faded away.

END OF CHAPTER

And so, Bowsers first true adventure begins, a quest to rescue his servants, and to get back to the castle in the air. Bowser will have to journey through an entire new land, a place where even Mario has never gone. But, it is filled with mysterious forces...

TO BE CONTINUED...

*= It was later counted and there was excatly 38
**= 1# is Mario. 2# is Smithy. 3# is the Eggplant sisters.
***= General Goomba was the leader of the goomba squad in Bowsers army 2 years ago. He was known to be ferocious and rude, and a lot of Goombas were happy when he dissapeard over an ocean flight.
****= Machegem is a mixture of the word "Machine" and "Jugem" the Japenese word for Lakitu.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2007, 09:56:37 AM »

UPDATES:
From now on, the beginning part of my post will contain Updates, and Mailbag. Just Post to be put in the Mail bag and I'll respond. Oh yeah, here's my vow on updates: "One or more a day, unless delay, which I will say."

MAILBAG: None.

THE STORY CONTINUES....

Meanwhile in ~~Peachs~~ Mario's castle, Mario wanted to be known as King Mario. Peach was locked in her room, for Mario had to be king. "Oh... why is Mario doing this?" Peach asked to herself, dawdling on the bed. "Why hasn't Bowser attacked by now? Did he trap himself from a castle he put in the sky." It was really boring in the room, and Peach wanted some adventure. She got out of bed. She exited out the door- right into a Koopatrol. By now, Bowsers army had become slaves to Mario, he threatned to throw them off the castle. But some, had become rebels, and were in hiding. This was one of them. "Ahh! Princess! What are you doing?" Asked the Koopatrol, terrified Peach was with Mario. "I-I'm escaping." She said. She could tell this was a rebel Koopatrol. "You-you won't report me?" He asked cautiosly. "No. Mario would lock me in my room if he saw me." She said. The Koopatrol ran off. Peach followed him. She hid in the shadows every time she could. The Koopatrol hadn't even noticed Peach. Somewhere back near Peach's room, Mario was about to check on Peach.

The ice stung horribly, and Bowser's feet felt frozen, yet he continued onward. To anyone who can't guess, Bowser and GGoomba were crossing the ocean, using Water swap. But now he was thirsty. He stopped creating ice and he grabbed some Salt Water and drank it. "Mmmm. Salt Water." Said Bowser drinking more. General Goomba tried some and turned purple. "What are you waiting for mushroom head?" Growled Bowser, obnoxiously impatient. Eventully, they saw land. Eventully, they were on land, digging they're feet in the warm sand. "General Goomba, status report." Said Bowser. General Goomba looked around. "Hmm. Off charts. Which means with no doubt they'll be things that want to tear our flesh off." Bowser looked around nervously. Nah, General Goomba was just guessing. Probably. Likely. Hopefully. Ahead, there were some palm trees, which sort of formed a Palm Tree forest, but under the Palm Trees, the beach sand continued. "Come on, I'm hungry." Said Bowser. "Your always hungry." Muttered GGoomba. "What?" Said Bowser. "Nothing." Replied GGoomba. From out of the trees a monkey attacked. It was a simple battle, Bowser fried the monkey, which swung away screeching. They continued. They hadn't even noticed that sand was starting to move. Not until Bowser couldn't move anymore. "What? Quicksand?" Said Bowser. "Why didn't you warn me earlier?" Said Bowser angrily. "I don't tell you about nice things, as this is nice compared to upcoming trials." Bowsers face turned white. Then he noticed his arms were almost fully down. "HELP ME!" He roared. "I don't have any hands." Said GGoomba casully. "Then stick out a foot!" Said Bowser back. "Too small." Replied GGoomba. "DO IT ANYWAY!" "...Okay." Bowser was about to explode from annoyance, when a group of Monkeys appeared, in a small group, stampeeding towards GGoomba. Should he tell GGoomba to look out? Or should he tell him to hurry up in helping him? This could be a dillema...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2007, 11:59:42 AM »

UPDATES: When Letters start to come, I'll be opening up the Mailbag hall of fame, but that's for later.

MAILBAG: Aww... still no letters?

Now here's just a reminder on what is going on:

Quote from: Nintendoobsessed on September 09, 2007, 09:56:37 AM

"What? Quicksand?" Said Bowser. "Why didn't you warn me earlier?" Said Bowser angrily. "I don't tell you about nice things, as this is nice compared to upcoming trials." Bowsers face turned white. Then he noticed his arms were almost fully down. "HELP ME!" He roared. "I don't have any hands." Said GGoomba casully. "Then stick out a foot!" Said Bowser back. "Too small." Replied GGoomba. "DO IT ANYWAY!" "...Okay." Bowser was about to explode from annoyance, when a group of Monkeys appeared, in a small group, stampeeding towards GGoomba. Should he tell GGoomba to look out? Or should he tell him to hurry up in helping him? This could be a dillema...

But Bowser didn't really care about anyone else except for Peach. "Stick your foot down here NOW." He growled, letting GGoombas eventual horrible* fate continue. Bowser grabbed onto the goomba's foot and was pulled up. GGoomba obviously had huge foot muscles. So huge, in fact, that being pulled up by Ggoombas foot, he was thrown into the air, right over Ggoomba, and the rampaging Monkeys. He landed a few feet away, and turned around. The Monkeys had picked up Ggoomba and were carrying him away. Bowser realized the importance of his partner in battle, and ran after them. It wasn't long until Bowser ran right into the Monkey villiage. Ggoomba was a few feet away, the monkeys scurrying faster. "Stop!" Growled Bowser, tired of getting a healthy body. The monkeys turned and screeched. A strange head suddenly appeared, summoned by the monkeys. While the monkeys were distracted by the appearence of the head, Ggoomba jumped off, and ran to Bowser. The head was shaped like a rhombus, and that was the only diffrence from being a normal head, except it floated in the air. The head smiled. "Ah, badcome, you should not be here." The monkeys screeched. Bowser had not really been thinking, and spoke wildly. "Give me back the Koopa Bros!" He said. The head continued smiling. "Koopa Bros? I don't speak of others, I speak of you- your death.

BOSS BATTLE: RHOMBUS HEAD

The monkeys screeched, and started toward thier leader. "No! I fight alone!" Ordered the head to the monkeys. They knew english apparantly, and backed off. Bowser jumped on Rhombus head! Rhombus head yelled! "General Goomba! Tell him a strange story!" Yelled Bowser. Bowser plugged his ears, and toward the strange story. But Rhombus head isn't affected! "Hah hah! I've already heard that one, it's one of my favorites!" Ggoomba gasped! Rhombus head headbonked! Bowser is knocked backwards onto the ground. Ggoomba gasped again. "Headbonk... that move..." GGoomba is paralyzed by interest! Bowser got up! Ggoomba is still paralyzed! Rhombus head ate Bowser! But it hurt! Bowsers spikes pierced its throat! They Instantly win!

Ggoomba is shining... General Goomba learned Headbonk!

Rhombus head yelled angrily. "I'll be back!" He yelled, floating away, the monkeys following. Bowser turned to General Goomba. "What was up with you? Why did you paralyze?" Ggoomba frowned. "I shouldn't have, but I learned a new move, it's probably worthless." Bowser thought about it. "Next time, ask me. It seems that if your going to learn a new move, it paralyzes you for the rest of the turn." Ggoomba agreed. They started walking south. Bowser, nearly insane by hunger, ate a few berries, and had stomach cramp. They had to settle camp early, still stuck in the beach forest.

Bowser woke up. It was dark everywhere, and the moon was at the top of the sky. "Probably Midnight." Thought Bowser to himself. He started walking a little south, he wanted to see what would be ahead in the morning. He gasped. A massive canyon laid out, beyond it, a desert, but inside the canyon, a town could be seen, including water and more trees. It was an amazingly beautiful site, unfortunately plagued by a problem...

CHAPTER 1: PERIL IN OASIS CANYON

TO BE CONTINUED...

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2007, 01:53:05 PM »

UPDATES: Hiya. ARRG! I came back earlier to update, and apparantly, the forums said I was BANNED? WHAT? So, I come back I now, and everythings working again. Oh good... Can someone explain that situation to me?

MAIL: Still none...

Countinued...

The morning was a beautiful blend of colors. Bowser woke up to the smell of breakfest- not a pleasent smell. "What is that smell?" Growled Bowser, like usual. GGoomba had something sticking at the end of a stick he was holding over a pitiful fire. "Something dead I found under a bush." "What?" "Breakfest." Bowser walked away grumbling. There had to be something better in these stupid woods. He looked up, and saw a beautiful grapevine, with a huge hoard of grapes at the top. Bowser jumped up to get some. Too high. He had no choice but to climb the tree, and the branch with the grapvine was 30 feet high. This was not going to be fun. He started climbing, often slipping. At one point, he had made it to the top of a branch, but had fallen into a pool of mud. He started up again. After many sore tries, he gave up, muttering, heading back to the "campsite." He ran right into Ggoomba who was running at him full speed. Not looking where he was going, he ran right into Bowsers stomach, sending Bowser and Ggoomba toppling over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Roared Bowser, close to screaming. Ggoomba just ran right past him. From where Ggoomba had came from, Purple Bzzaps came flying out of the forest. "Purple Bzzaps? What is this world coming to-" Bowser was too busy breathing hard to continue talking. He, Bowser was completely lost, and he had no idea where Ggoomba was. He turned. Suddenly, he was out of the forest. Hurray. Right off the cliff... Bowser had completely forgotten the previous night's little exploratory sequence, and was now falling. Sticking out of the side of the cliff apearead to be trees with leaves shaped like eggplants.

*****************************************************************************

General Goomba had been more scared then any previous time in his life.*
He eventully tripped over a root, and sat terrified, wating for the stinger... nothing. Then he realized he had left Bowser by himself. The strange Bzzaps must have gone after Bowser instead. He had to find Bowser. Suddenly, one Bzzap appearead, ramming right after him. Ggoomba started seeing red, and then there was blackness...

TO BE CONTINUED...

*= General Goomba's 1# fear are Bzzaps. A childhood accident left him scarred forever.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2007, 02:08:51 PM »

UPDATES: Now with 200% more boringness!

MAIL: None. CONTINUING...

Bowser dreamed of eggplants. Purple, and not shaped like eggs. Very mysterious... Eggplants...

Before the story continues, let me tell you about Rosetta town. Rosetta town was founded 200 years before Toad Town was founded. Naturally, Rosetta town is incredibly old. The people who live there are Toads. Yes, Toads. The Toads though, know next to nothing about the outside world. So they would not know about what to fear, and what not to fear... which leads to the point...

"Eggplants..." Bowser woke up, restless. He was in a tiny (King size) bed, colored green mixed with orange, a somewhat disgusting color. Where was he? He remembeard falling... he was in the canyon bottom obviously, wasn't he? He climbed out of bed. And broke open the door. Outside lay a town, with beautiful trees and all sorts of plant life growing all over. A toad eating something from a cup noticed him. "Ah! I see our visitor has dropped in!" The Toad laughed as if that was the funniest joke ever. Another Toad walked over. "Don't mind him. He loves to be annoying." Bowser was half-listening. Why weren't these fools afraid of him? This was a perfect oppurtunity. With fear alone, Bowser could dominate the town, and use the town for supplies. "Hello?" Asked the Toad, staring at him right in the face. "Bow to me, or I shall fry you to a heap of ashes!" Said Bowser as tremendous as he could. Both Toads stared at him- and burst out laughing. "Oh ho! You almost sound as scary (the 2nd Toad said this with sarcasam) as Dochatabus!" The 1st Toad, hearing this, burst out laughing again. Dochatabus? Was this competition? Was something already gaining the villagers fear? "Pfffft! Dochatabus! Sounds easy, I'll eat his bones!" Said Bowser ominously. The Toads stared- ...and burst out laughing. "DO YOU TOADS HAVE PROBLEMS?" Roared Bowser. He was having enough of this. The second Toad wiped a tear from his eyes. "We better introduce ourselves, Mr. Comedian. I'm Traka, and the other Toad over thier is my adopted brother, Nimbus.* We found Nimbus when he fell from the sky, but thats a diffrent story. You see, Dochatabus is a childerens tale, a legendary monster with infinite heads. Of course, such a thing is impossible. Unfortunately though, the legend of Dochatabus has given extreme fear in the children. They won't stop believing the ridicoulos myth." Bowser nodded intrested. "Well... that's strange. ...Does this place have a diner? I'm starving!

Soon enough, Bowser and Traka were sitting in the Elubs diner, Elubs was also the name of the town. Bowser noticed some tablets on the ground. There was a box nearby that went with the tablets. "Fuzzy Poysan? New flavor, eh?" Bowser was about to shove a tablet in his mouth when Traka snatched it from him. "Your not from around here are you? This is Fuzzy POISON." Bowser stared. He had never really learned to read. Traka smirked. "AND you can't wait for the lunch." As if on cue, the lunch arrived, steaming. It was strangely shaped, but Bowser found that he loved it. The Grey Steamy Fuzzy Intestines refilled 10 HP! Bowser barfed all over the floor.

Evening, Bowser was later outside, rubbing his stomach, Traka giving him annoyed looks. "Well what DO you eat around here?" Asked Traka. "Mushrooms." Said Bowser. Traka gave him more weird looks. Mushrooms? They could be poisonus." Bowser gave him a withered look. Suddenly, Bowser forgot an element of his journey. Where was General Goomba? "Hey... I just remembeard something. I... I have a partner with me... I left him up there.." Bowser looked up. It was not really a correct statement, as Ggoomba had left him to the bees. Suddenly, Clubbas on horseback came riding into the village from the west. The Clubbas didn't even get off. "Are you Bowser?" Asked one. "Whats it to you?" Asked Bowser witherely. "We are holding your ugly friend in Crack Temple. If you want him back, you must bargain with 12." Bowser stared confusedly. "What? 12 people?" The Clubbas looked annoyed. "No. 12. Beacause of your impudence to 12, we release 5 on you!" "5?" Bowser was even more confused now. From the shadows of the forest the Clubbas came from came a Pentagon shaped head, screeching.

TO BE CONTINUED...

*=Nimbus is an obvious refrence to Super Mario RPG, which I soon hope to get, and write a parody about.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #13 on:** September 12, 2007, 01:57:31 PM »

UPDATES: For my fans (I estimate 40) I will be having a SUPER update on Friday at night. When? I don't know. I'm also (about time) re- introducing the HP system.

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BOSS: PENTAGON HEAD

"No! Not another head!" Growled Bowser. It was yet another geomotery attack. The new head could not talk. It could only screech and moan. Bowser jumped on Pentagon Head! Pentagon head started screeching! Traka used his a move, Bash! The creature was heavily damaged! "WHAT? You're fighting too?" Gasped Bowser. Traka didn't reply. He knew Pentagon Head was hiding something... "What are you gonna do? Headbonk?" Said Bowser bored. Penatgon Head laser eyed! Bowser has taken 5 damage! Bowser has 15 HP! Bowser smashed Pentagon Head with claws! Pentagon Head fell to the ground- PARALYZED! Traka tried to use Bash, but missed, and damaged himself! He's paralyzed for a few turns! Pentagon Head is still Paralyzed! Bowser jumped on Pentagon Head! Pentagon Head fell to the ground! He can't float anymore! Traka is still parlyzed! Pentagon Head used Super Headbonk! Bowser took 9 damage! He has 1 HP left! Bowser breathed fire onto Pentagon Head! ...Pentagon Head is immune! Traka recovered from paralyzation. Pentagon head used Metal Chew! Pentagon Head started to eat Bowser. "Ha. Let him get hurt!" Then Bowser remembeard the move was called Metal Chew. Would that make a diffrence? Yes. But... in the 4th* strangest moment in Bowser's life happened. The chewing MISSED him! How could it MISS? Bowser was spat back out, unharmed. "WHAT?" Screeched Pentagon Head, speaking for the first time. Bowser quickly jumped on Pentagon Head. Instant Kill.

Pentagon Head flew backwards, surprised. It then hestiated... and flew off towards the forest. Bowser was surprised. "What... what happened?" Gasped Bowser. Traka looked confident. "I put a badge on you before the battle began. It's called Super Lucky. Exactly the point it would seem, as the badge let's an enemy miss with a fraction of 1/25." Bowser gulped. "But, we defeated it, right? Now we need to save your friend, but first, let's buy some stuff from the shop." Bowser nodded, still thinking about the encounter.

They bought 2 Super Mushrooms, a Lightning Strike, and a Life Shroom. It costed a small fortune, but Bowser was able to afford it. "Where did you get that badge anyway?" Asked Bowser, deciding to rest from growling for a bit. "Ah, I found it in a chest, in a underground passage. Very mysterious..." Bowser nodded. They walked past a small pond, and were now straight in front of a forest. Inside, a strange howling could be heard. "Here we go..." Muttered Bowser under his breath.

TO BE CONTINUED...

*1st is when he found out the Star Rod was fake. 2nd was when he found Skeleton in the Castle bathroom. 3rd was when he discovered the Eggplant Sisters deadly secret.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2007, 05:28:31 PM »

UPDATES: I would have updated earlier, but apparantly, I was banned again. (Arrg...) Oh, and to make up for this small update, tomorrow is the SUPER UPDATE! In which, I will reveal the secrets of Dochatabus and the Chapter Boss will be revealed, AND the chapter will be concluded.

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Bowser made his way into the dark forest, yet it was a warm dark forest weird. Bowser suddenly remembeard the Toad trailing behind him. "You're not coming." Said Bowser, trying not to turn and face the Toad. Traka smiled. "Yes, I am. You need someone to help you. Obviously." Bowser growled but countinued walking. 20 seconds later, they were head deep in conversation, talking of how Bowser lost to Mario, and for a short time, Bowser muttered about eggplants. Deep in the forest, they encountered Forest Fuzzies. They made quick work of them. Eventully, they came to a lake where they had a lunch of mushrooms that had been found in the forest. They started walking again. Bowser couldn't stand it any longer and asked. "What- what is the full story of Dochatabus?" Traka looked surprised. "What? You want to know the forest- I mean full version?" The darkness of the forest seemed to close in for a second. Bowser nodded. Traka began. "Well, it supposedly happened 80 years ago. Strange beings in magic suits and turtle like faces came to our village. 3 of them. We call them Geomagicks." Hes talking about Magikoopas. Thought Bowser. "Anyway, one day, they came, called themselves The Great Explorers, and they were intrested at what was at the bottom of the world, south. They were only stopping by. Well, they decided to show us one of thier tricks. They all fired 3 magical bursts, one for each, and all the geomotry pieces hit a center area in the air. The legends don't say what happened after that. Another account picks up later, a diary, 75 years ago. The author, Hister Wii wrote of a beast in the forest, that was attacking the town, and that it had a infinite amount of heads, or at least a million. The diary's last entry was 1 year later. He wrote that a party including himself were venturing into the forest to find Dochatabus. The last part states the darkness of the forest. Whether that was really written is mysterious, as even the diary itself is considered myth." Bowser looked into the dark forest. It was dark. REALLY dark. Then he discovered why. He was in a trap pit. "Uhh... Traka, where was this diary supposedly found?" Traka hadn't noticed they were in a pit yet. "In a pit in the forest. Why?" Bowser swore under his breath. "No reason."

TO BE CONTINUED...