Author Topic: The odd RPG (Read 5886 times)

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2001, 05:58:53 PM »

Meanwhile, in Bowser's castle . . .

Wario- "Say, has Bowser got those brats yet?"
Voice- "Du du du dah!"
Waluigi- "Oh no! Not . . ."
Stan- "Yes it is I! Did someone say brat?

*Waluigi grabs Stan and tosses him out the window.

Stan- "Is this any way to treat a herooooooooooo?"

Wario- "Good riddance."

pntzoee · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2002, 05:15:48 PM »

just then a traveling merchant passes them by
Merchant: hello, want some supplies this is what i have:
Mushrooms 10 coins
super mushrooms 20 coins
honey 10 coins
fire flower 15 coins
20 coin gift card 25 coins
the tax is 0% now what will u buy and another thing before you go If u happen to be on an adventure check out my partner Link!
Link: Hi i have a lot of weapons that can help u, u take me along ill give you some free also.

Edited by - pntzoee on 1/6/2002 3:19:11 PM

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2002, 07:00:58 PM »

hey, you're not in this story, william. you have to ask first. yeah, i called you William. you don't like it? there could be millions of williams in the us alone. and i can't remember pntzoee!

pntzoee · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2002, 07:19:25 PM »

i was a suprise guy anyway besides what is an rpg with out Link? a very bad rpg(not including golden sun). Trust me it will give out a lot of story posiblities. Now people can buy items from me ill also be a sideback non-playable charecter (merchant) Can I play please with these charecters? I'm also planing for the merchant to have an inn also, he is also a green dotted toad recliner.

how do i do crosses anyway?

Edited by - pntzoee on 1/6/2002 5:22:44 PM

pntzoee · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2002, 08:32:42 AM »

****Link becomes a pick-pocket and steals 4 mushrooms from the merchant and 3 of his rare deku nuts the merchant got from koriki forest****

how do i do crosses anyway?

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2002, 10:39:00 AM »

*Stan goes flying, hits the cart, kills the merchant, and sends Link flying back to Hyrule

pntzoee · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2002, 12:04:26 PM »

then link plays the song of mushrooms on his ocrina and then telaports to the mushroom kingdom, then gives the merchant a fairy.

how do i do crosses anyway?

pntzoee · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2002, 01:58:49 PM »

Link somehow got back in this rpg, only problem is he is right by bowser's castle. Link spots elite tropa gaurds! he ducks in a bush and near by hears two of them talking
Tropa 1: Hey, I heard that we captured the princess again!
Tropa 2: Yeah, I wonder how much pain bowser will go through this time when he fights mario?
Tropa 1: I actually think he will win this one, you know with that secreat weapon thing.
tropa 2: Yeah, worked on throwing that stan guy out! The annoying pest hit one of the other hero and a merchant! Talking about weird the other guy who got hit wore a green Dress! how hillarious is that!
Link thinks: Hey, why does everyone think im wearing a dress its's a korki tunic! Take this!
***Link throws a deku nut at a elite koopa troopa 1, he is now paralized***
Koopa 2: who is in there! Were you listening in!
*** Link puts on the deku mask***
Deku link: It's just me, one of the deku guards bowser hired I guess i missed!
Koopa 2: hey bowser did not hire anyone else besides koopas to guard his castle! And deku's can only live in Hyrule! Prepare to meet your doom! We have some fire flowers!
***Link takes off deku mask***
Koopa 2: Your the crossdresser!
Link: IT'S A TUNIC! (***Link draws out master sword and hyrule sheild***)
Koopa 2: Prepare for battle
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Link gets first attack
Link attacks with master sword! Link misses!
Koopa 1 is paralized
koopa 2 attacks with shell attack! Strikes for 200 damage
Link faints!
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***Koopa 2 Calls guards and takes Link to Bowser***

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2002, 03:30:37 PM »

PM, Greg, ignore everything pntzoee says and just continue the story.

if you don'' want to be called a bloody twit, don''t make me mad

pntzoee · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2002, 04:59:10 PM »

oh come on i got captured that's a compromise! For the just ignoring im going to help toad escape! HAHA( and the only way is for greg to sentence me, if not i make another charecter and kill bowser!)

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Paper Mario · « **Reply #25 on:** February 06, 2002, 05:29:49 PM »

Yoshi-Lets go to my Island and get some supplies there.We have very rare stuff.
Mario-But How do w get there??
Luigi-The whale at the port!!He can give us a ride.
Yoshi-All the Yoshi's wil; be happy to see the Famous Mario Bros.,Peach,and Toad.
Mario-Letsa Go!!!!!!